Authors: Georgette Heyer
“We are invited to supply a note of sobriety,” nodded Marling. “It was Léonie’s notion. How did you leave your brother?”
“As long as you did leave him, Hugh, I’m satisfied,” grimaced Rupert.
“Ah yes!” said his Grace. “The deplorable Frederick! How does he?”
“Oh, there never was a man so tedious as Colehatch!” cried my lady. “Only fancy, Hugh, he loved me once! The great Lord Colehatch. La! I should be honoured!”
“He is just as deplorable as ever, I fear,” Hugh replied. He was not pleased to hear that I intended to visit this house again.”
“Lord, did he want you, Fan?” exclaimed Rupert. “Well, I always knew the man was a fool.”
“I thank you, my lord!” Davenant made him a mock bow. “You are all of you vastly complimentary towards my respected brother.”
“Oh, and to me!” said my lady. “Horrid boy! Do you remember that Colehatch wanted me, Justin?”
“My memory fails me when I try to disentangle your suitors, my dear. Was he the one who demanded you of me with a pistol at my head, as it were? No, I believe that was Fonteroy. Colehatch, I think, wrote me a correct application for your hand which I still cherish. He said that he was willing to overlook such triflings faults in you, my dear, as your levity and your extravagance.”
“Fanny, I make you my apologies on his behalf!” laughed Hugh.
Marling helped himself to a peach.
“What an ardent lover!” he remarked. “I hope I did not say that I would overlook your faults?”
“Dearest Edward, you said that you adored me from my heels to my topmost curl!” sighed her ladyship. “Lud, what days they were! Cumming—dear soul—fought John Drew because he disparaged my eyebrows, and Vane—do you remember Vane, Justin?—wanted to fly with me!”
Léonie was greatly interested.
“And did you?” she inquired.
“La, child, what will you ask next? He had not a penny, poor darling, and was mad into the bargain.”
“I should like people to fight over me,” Léonie said. “With swords.”
Davenant was amused.
“Would you, Léon—Léonie!”
“But yes, m’sieur! It would be so exciting. Did you see them fight, madame?”
“Good gracious, no, child! Of course I did not. One never does.”
“Oh!” Léonie was disappointed. “I thought you watched.”
Davenant looked at the Duke.
“The lady would appear to have a taste for bloodshed,” he remarked.
“A veritable passion for it, my dear. Nothing pleases her more.”
“You are not to encourage her, Justin!” said my lady. “I vow it’s scandalous!”
Léonie twinkled merrily.
“There is one thing I made Monseigneur teach me that is very bloodthirsty,” she said. “You do not know!”
“What is it, puss?”
“Aha, I will not tell!” She shook her head wisely. “You would say it is unladylike.”
“Oh, Justin, what have you been at? Some hoydenish trick it is, I dare swear!”
“Tell us!” said Marling. “You’ve whetted our curiosity, child, and soon we shall begin to guess.”
“Ecod, do you mean——” began Rupert.
Léonie waved agitated hands.
“No, no,
imbécile! Tais toi!”
She pursed her mouth primly. “M. Marling would be shocked, and madame would say it is not at all respectable. Monseigneur, he is not to tell!”
“One would infer that it was some disgraceful secret,” said his Grace. “I believe I have several times requested you not to call Rupert
‘imbécile’,
infant.”
“But Monseigneur, he is an
imbécile
!” she protested. “You know he is!”
“Undoubtedly,
ma fille
, but I do not tell the whole world so.”
“Then I do not know what I am to call him,” said Léonie. “He calls me spitfire, Monseigneur, and wildcat.”
“And so she is, by Gad!” exclaimed his lordship.
“I am not, Rupert. I am a lady. Monseigneur says so.”
“A manifestly false assertion,” said his Grace. “But I cannot remember ever having said anything of the kind, infant.”
She peeped naughtily up at him, through her lashes. It was one of her most captivating little tricks.
“But, Monseigneur, you said only a minute ago that your memory is not at all good.”
There was a shout of laughter; Avon’s own eyes were alight with it. He picked up his fan and dealt Léonie a rap across the knuckles. She chuckled, and turned jubilantly to the others.
“
Voyons
, I have made you all laugh!” she said. “And I meant to make you laugh! I am a wit,
enfin
!”
Davenant was looking at Avon, dawning wonder on his face, for Avon’s eyes rested on his ward with such tender amusement in them that Davenant could hardly believe it was the Duke that he looked on.
“Oh lud, what a child it is!” said my lady, dabbing at her eyes. “I vow I would never have dared speak so to Justin at your age!”
“Nor I!” said Rupert. “But there’s nothing she won’t dare, damme, there’s not!” He turned to Davenant. “Never was there such a girl, Hugh! Do you know she’s even been abducted?”
“Abducted?” Davenant looked round, half-incredulous. “What’s this?”
“Oh, that pig-person!” said Léonie scornfully.
“My love!” Lady Fanny jumped. “What did I hear you say?”
“Well, but, madame, Monseigneur allows me to say pig-person. You do not mind, do you, Monseigneur?”
“My infant, it is not a beautiful expression, nor am I in any way enamoured of it, but I believe that I did say I could support it as long as you refrained from talking of pig —er—wash.”
“Yes, you did,” she said triumphantly.
“But what do you mean?” demanded Davenant. “Who abducted Léonie? Is it true?”
Marling nodded to him across the table.
“As pretty a piece of villainy as ever I heard.”
“But who did it? Who is the—the pig-person?”
“The bad Comte de Saint-Vire!” said Léonie. “He gave me an evil drink, and brought me to France, and Rupert saved me!”
Davenant started, and stared at his Grace.
“Saint-Vire!” he said, and again, beneath his breath, “Saint-Vire.”
His Grace cast a quick look round, but the lackeys had left the room.
“Yes, Hugh, yes. The so dear Comte.”
Davenant opened his mouth to speak, and then shut it again.
“Quite so,” said his Grace.
“But, Avon—” it was Marling who spoke— “Fanny tells me that cards for the ball have been sent to Saint-Vire and his wife. Why did you do that?”
“I believe I had a reason,” said his Grace pensively. “No doubt it will return to my mind some time or other.”
“If the fellow comes I’ll never be able to contain myself!” Rupert said.
“I do not imagine that he will come, my child. Hugh, if you have finished, I suggest we repair to the library. It is the only room that Fanny has left undisturbed.”
Fanny rose, and shook her finger at him.
“I shall throw it open on the night of the ball, never fear! I have a mind to set card-tables there.”
“No,” said Léonie firmly. “It is our very own room, Monseigneur. You are not to let her!” She laid her fingertips on his crooked arm, and prepared to go out with him. Hugh heard an urgent whisper. “Monseigneur, not that room! We always sit there. You brought me to it the very first night.”
Avon turned his head.
“You hear, Fanny?”
“It’s most tiresome!” said her ladyship, in a long-suffering manner. “What odds can it make, child? What’s your reason?”
“Madam, I cannot think of the word. It is what Monseigneur says when you ask him why he does a thing?’
Rupert opened the door.
“Faith, I know what she means! A whim!”
“
C’est cela
!” Léonie gave a little skip. “You are very clever to-night, Rupert, I think.”
The ladies retired early to bed, and as Rupert dragged the unwilling Marling out to Vassaud’s, Avon and Hugh were left alone in the quiet library. Hugh looked round with a little smile.
“Egad, it’s like old times, Justin!”
“Three months ago, to be precise,” said his Grace. “I am becoming something of a patriarch, my dear.”
“Are you?” Davenant said, and smiled to himself. “May I compliment you on your ward?”
“Pray do! You find her to your taste?”
“Infinitely. Paris will be enchanted. She is an original.”
“Something of a rogue,” conceded his Grace.
“Justin, what has Saint-Vire to do with her?”
The thin brows rose.
“I seem to remember, my dear, that your curiosity was always one of the things I deplored in you.”
“I’ve not forgot the tale you told me—in this very room, Justin. Is Léonie the tool with which you hope to crush Saint-Vire?”
His Grace yawned.
“You fatigue me, Hugh. Do you know, I have ever had a fancy to play my game—alone.”
Davenant could make nothing of him, and gave up the attempt. Marling came in presently, and remarked that Rupert was not like to return until the morning.
“Who was there?” Davenant asked.
“The rooms were crowded, but I know so few people,” Marling said. “I left Rupert dicing with one Lavoulère.” He looked at the Duke. “The lad’s incorrigible, Avon He will dice his soul away one of these days.”
“Oh, I trust not!” said Avon. “I suppose he is losing?”
“He is,” Marling replied. “It is not my affair, Justin, but I think you should strive to check this gambling fever in him.”
“I agree,” Davenant said. “The boy is too thoughtless.”
Avon strolled to the door.
“Beloved, I leave you to your moralities,” he said softly, and went out.
Hugh laughed, but Marling frowned.
“Impossible Satanas!” said Hugh.
“He seems not to trouble his head over Rupert’s welfare.” Marling spoke heavily. “He should have some hold over the boy.”
“Oh, my dear Marling, Rupert will come to heel whenever Avon chooses to lift his finger.”
“It’s very well, Hugh, but I have yet to see him lift it.”
“I have seen it,” Davenant answered. He drew his chair nearer to the fire. “I see also a vast change in our Satanas.”
“Ay,” Marling admitted. “It’s the child’s influence. My lady dreams of a bridal.”
“I would it might be so,” Hugh crossed his legs. “There is that in Avon’s eyes when he looks on Léonie——”
“I do not trust him.”
“Why, I think I do for once.” Hugh laughed a little.
“When last I saw Léonie—Léon she was then—it was ‘Yes, Monseigneur’ and ‘No, Monseigneur.’ Now it is ‘Mon-seigneur, you must do this’ and ‘Monseigneur, I want that!’ She twists him round her little finger, and, by Gad, he likes it!”
“Oh, but there’s naught of the lover in his manner, Hugh! You have heard him with her, scolding, correcting.”
“Ay, and I have heard the note in his voice of—faith, of tenderness! This wooing will be no ordinary one, me-thinks, but there is a bridal in the air.”
“She is twenty years behind him!”
“
Do you think it signifies? I would not give Justin a bride his own age. I’d give him this babe who must be cherished and guarded. And I’ll swear he’d guard her well!”
“It may be. I do not know. She looks up to him, Davenant! She worships him!”
“Therein I see his salvation,” Hugh said.
CHAPTER XXV
Léonie Curtsies to the Polite World
Lady Fanny stepped back to abtain a better view of her handiwork.
“I cannot make up my mind,” she said. “Shall I put a riband in your hair, or—no, I have it!—a single white rose!” She picked one up from the table at her side. “You can well spare it from your corsage, my dear. Where is the little buckle Justin gave you?”
Léonie, seated before the mirror, held out the pearl and diamond ornament. My lady proceeded to fasten the rose with it above Léonie’s left ear, so that it nestled amongst the powdered curls that were skilfully arranged to resemble a coiffure. The friseur had worked wonders. The curls clustered thickly about the queenly little head, and just one had been coaxed to fall to the shoulder.
“It could not be better!” said my lady. “Give me the haresfoot, wench!”
Léonie’s maid handed it to her, and stood ready with the various pots.
“Just a touch of rouge, I think,” said Fanny. “The veriest suspicion—so! The lip-stick, girl! . . . Keep still, my love; I must not overdo it. There! Powder, girl!” The haresfoot fluttered over Léonie’s face. My lady studied the effect intently. “It’s very well. Now for the patches! Two, I think. Don’t wriggle, child!” Expert fingers pressed the patches on: one below the dimple, one above the cheekbone. “Famous!” cried my lady. “Mercy, look at the time! I must hurry! Stand up, Léonie, and you, girl, hand me the dress!”