Authors: Felix Francis
I used the remote control to flick through the other TV news channels and found much the same fare on all of them. In the end, I lay on my bed watching a quiz show where, bizarrely, the
contestants had to give the question, having been shown the answer.
It wasn’t long before it caused me to drift off to sleep.
I was woken almost immediately by someone hammering on the door.
I opened it to find Norman Gibson standing there with a large brown envelope in his hand, but he didn’t hand it over. Instead, he pushed past me and marched through into the apartment
living room, where he stood in the middle of the space with his feet firmly set about eighteen inches apart as if ready for action.
He was far from a happy man. Steam was almost emanating from his ears and he had obviously been working himself up into quite a fury.
‘Now, fella,’ he said loudly, jabbing at my chest with his right index finger, ‘you had better explain to me what the fuck’s going on here.’ He emphasised the
expletive with raw anger in his voice. ‘What makes you so important that you can get to see all our bank statements, while I get to look like a fool?’ He waved the brown envelope right
into my face.
He was so furious that I seriously thought he might hit me, and I was considerably relieved to see that he didn’t still have his Glock 22C holstered on his hip. But, no doubt, it would be
hiding somewhere beneath his jacket.
I’d had to deal with this sort of confrontation before, in Afghanistan, when boiling-over tempers of local village elders could easily end up messily with bullets flying around. I had been
trained to keep control of my emotions and to maintain my composure, but I knew from experience that nothing provoked an angry response more than belittling or ignoring someone’s
grievance.
I had found that an apology usually helped to defuse difficult situations, even if there was nothing for
me
to actually be sorry for. Consequently, I was a serial apologiser and had, over
time, expressed my personal remorse and sorrow for everything from Adam’s consumption of the forbidden fruit to the Nazi Holocaust.
‘I’m so sorry,’ I said to Norman, doing my best to sound sincere. ‘You should have been made aware of the true purpose of my visit.’
I didn’t mention that it had been my idea not to tell him.
‘Won’t you sit down?’ I said, indicating towards one of the armchairs.
Norman hesitated. Sitting down clearly had not been on his agenda, but he slowly lowered himself into the seat. I relaxed a little. It was far more difficult, if not impossible, to hit someone
from a seated position in a deep armchair.
I then sat down opposite him, making sure I was well out of reach.
How much did I really trust him?
Enough, perhaps, to talk about being invited by Tony Andretti to try to find the section mole – he already knew that by now – but maybe not enough to apprise him of my future
plans.
‘Tony Andretti approached my boss in London and requested some help in finding a mole in your organisation. It clearly was a mistake not to involve you and, for that, I am very
sorry.’
My apology tactic seemed to be working. Norman’s ire was placated and the high-pressure steam in his head slowly abated.
‘So what
have
you discovered?’ he asked, his voice full of sarcasm.
‘Precisely nothing,’ I said.
I wasn’t able to read in his face whether he was pleased or disappointed. Either way would not have been incriminating. In his place, I wouldn’t have been particularly happy if the
new kid on the block had found out something in just three days when he’d been trying without success for months.
He simply nodded knowingly. He hadn’t expected anything else and I wondered if Norman actually believed there was a mole in the first place.
‘Mr Andretti asked me to give you these.’ He tossed the envelope he had been carrying into my lap. ‘What do you want them for anyway?’
‘To see if anyone in FACSA’s racing section is receiving money from someone they shouldn’t. Payment in exchange for a tip-off.’
‘Do you really think one of us is selling confidential information?’
‘Why else would someone be forewarning your targets?’
He shrugged. ‘Maybe out of cussedness.’
I thought that most unlikely. Especially if Tony was correct and Jason Connor had been killed because of it. It was my belief that sane people didn’t kill just out of cussedness; they did
it for one of four other reasons – money, revenge, jealousy, or a political cause.
Which one was it here? Surely it had to be for money.
‘So what are you going to do now?’ Norman asked.
‘Keep my eyes and ears open, and enjoy the Derby.’
I’d also be watching my back.
The rest of my time in Louisville was considerably less stressful, although equally exciting, but for different reasons.
The Kentucky Derby was the most hyped sporting event I think I had ever attended and easily outshone the Epsom version for glamour and glitz.
While the Derby at Churchill Downs could not match the pomp and circumstance and the genuine royalty of the original, it attracted the Hollywood ‘royalty’ in abundance, complete with
red-carpet entrance where the public was encouraged to stand and idolise the screen superstars as they made their way to Millionaires Row, as the upper level of the grandstand is officially
known.
I reflected on the differing attitudes to money that existed on either side of the Atlantic. In the UK, serious wealth is mostly played down by those who have it. To do otherwise is considered
rather vulgar. In the United States huge riches are to be applauded, and flaunted at every opportunity.
And Kentucky Derby Week was certainly one of those.
Accompanying the two minutes of the race itself were several days of celebrations with a succession of parties and dinners to satisfy every taste and wallet. Those in the inner circle, and those
with the greatest wealth, could secure an invitation to the exclusive black-tie eve-of-Derby gala, an event that regularly creates a lengthy traffic jam of stretch limousines throughout downtown
Louisville.
For my part, I spent most of my time shadowing Frank Bannister and, fortunately for me, he enjoyed the good things in life and was not averse to using his federal-special-agent status to gain
entry to occasions and activities where his presence was hardly warranted.
Early on Friday morning, Frank drove the two of us in one of the Chevy Suburbans from the National Guard facility to the backside of Churchill Downs, to see the Derby hopefuls in their morning
exercise.
Hayden Ryder’s barn was still cordoned off with yellow tape but the local police no longer guarded the perimeter. The horses had gone too, quickly snaffled by other trainers eager to fill
their own barns. The police did, however, guard the Derby runners, with a sheriff’s deputy standing watch outside each stall.
‘To stop them getting nobbled,’ Frank said.
I considered it was more of a token presence than true security. Any determined nobbler would have found it dead easy to get past the deputy’s laissez-faire attitude, chatting and joking
with the stable staff with only half an eye at best on the actual horse. But it was good for the cameras, as TV crews from all the local stations were invited from barn to barn to observe the stars
‘at home’.
Frank and I joined the racing press on a small bleacher-seat viewing stand as the twenty Derby contenders made their way out onto the track. By this stage, with less than thirty-six hours to the
race, the hard training work was done and now it was only a matter of maintaining peak condition and not overtiring the young equine athletes.
‘Come on,’ said Frank after fifteen less-than-exciting minutes of watching the horses gallop. ‘I’ve seen enough. Let’s go to Wagner’s before the rush
starts.’
‘Wagner’s?’
‘Wagner’s Pharmacy.’
‘What do we need a pharmacy for?’ I asked.
‘You’ll see,’ he said with a laugh, leading me back to the Suburban.
Wagner’s Pharmacy was on South 4th Street, across from the entrance to the Churchill Downs infield. And it was not a pharmacy as I knew it.
True, it sold its own proprietary racehorse liniment in gallon containers for the treatment of bumps, bruises and strains, but it was most famously known as
the
place to have breakfast
during Derby week.
Frank and I sat down on the only two free stools at the long counter.
‘Two orders of bacon, eggs over easy, toast and grits,’ Frank said to the waitress behind the counter. ‘Plus coffee and orange juice.’
‘Grits?’ I asked.
‘Boiled ground corn,’ Frank said. ‘I was raised on the stuff in Alabama.’
The waitress poured our juice and coffee and, shortly after, delivered two enormous plates of food – two fried eggs each, four or five rashers of crisp bacon, two rounds of toast, a
mini-mountain of fried potatoes, plus a side bowl of grits – a white sloppy concoction akin to lumpy wallpaper paste, complete with a dollop of melting butter on the top.
I sampled a small amount and pulled a face.
Frank guffawed loudly. ‘I reckon it’s an acquired taste.’
I concentrated on the eggs and bacon.
‘Eat up yer grits, man. They’re good for you,’ he said, shovelling another great spoonful of the white stuff into his mouth. ‘Full of iron.’
I’d have rather chewed on a rusty nail for my iron than eat grits, but the rest of the meal was excellent and I was soon fit to burst.
‘It’s a tradition,’ Frank said, forcing in yet another mouthful. ‘It wouldn’t be the Derby without a breakfast at Wagner’s.’
Clearly everyone agreed with him and soon a line had formed out on the sidewalk as people waited their turn to get in. As it was, not a spare inch of floor space was wasted with horsemen, media
and a few brave tourists crammed together at tables so close together that no one had enough elbow room to cut their bacon.
And it was noisy too, with most of the banter being about the chances of the various horses in the following day’s big race.
‘Fire Point, that big chestnut colt of George Raworth’s, will surely canter up,’ said one man on my left. ‘Destroyed the field in the Gotham Stakes at Aqueduct in
March.’
‘He’s no chance,’ called the waitress as she delivered more breakfasts. ‘He’s drawn in Gate One and everyone knows that being on the rail is not good. He’ll
be swamped in the early running.’
Racing really was the religion in these parts come early May.
‘Did you hear that Ryder was shot seven times,’ said someone behind me. ‘Twice in the head, poor man. Killed him instantly, apparently.’
‘He shouldn’t have tried to stick one of them Feds with a pitchfork,’ said someone else. ‘He had it coming, if you ask me.’
Nobody did, and most of the sympathy was clearly with the dead trainer. Overall, however, I was amazed that Ryder’s death hadn’t caused greater disquiet among the racing fraternity.
They seemed to take it in their stride, almost as if sudden violent death was an expected part of the business. Of course, it was, but not often for the human participants.
‘I fancy Liberty Song for the Derby.’ The man on the other side of us said it to no one in particular. ‘He was truly brilliant in the Blue Grass Stakes at Keeneland last month.
Won by five lengths easing up.’
‘But he had no competition,’ claimed a man sitting further beyond him. ‘I reckon it will be one of those two West Coast horses that’ll clean up this year.’
Racing chat was the same the world over as punters tried to pick a winner.
The truth was that the starters in the Kentucky Derby were all potential champions. They were the best three-year-old horses in North America, each of them having had to qualify through
outstanding performances in some of thirty-five other major stakes races held at tracks all over the country. Points were awarded for the first four home in each race and the top twenty points
holders were entitled to a place in the Derby starting gate.
This year there were four horses with far more points than any of the others but that was no guarantee of success. In 2009, the $1.4million prize was carried off by a gelding called Mine That
Bird, which had been bought as a yearling for only $9,500. His career before the Derby had not been spectacular, finishing last in the Breeders’ Cup Juvenile, but he scraped into the Derby
field with a win in the Grey Stakes at Woodbine and a fourth-place finish in the Sunland Derby in New Mexico.
No one gave the horse a chance, the press being far more interested in the trainer, Chip Woolley Jr, who had driven the horse himself the 21-hour, 1,700-mile trip from his home to Louisville in
a horse trailer attached to a pickup truck, and with his broken foot in a cast to boot.
Yet, Mine That Bird, stone last and so far out of the running for the first half of the race that he didn’t even appear in the TV coverage, slipped through an opening on the rail at the
top of the final stretch and romped home to win by six and three-quarter lengths, the longest margin of victory in over sixty years, and at a price of fifty-to-one. It was a lesson in not writing
off any of the starters.
Frank and I finished our breakfast and gave up our seats to the next two in the ever-growing queue. He had been absolutely right about beating the rush.
‘Where to now?’ asked Frank as we climbed back into the Suburban.
‘You’re the expert,’ I said. ‘I’ve never been here before.’
He drove us round to the front entrance of Churchill Downs.
‘You’ll never find anywhere to park,’ I said. ‘It’s the Oaks today.’
The Oaks was sometimes called the Fillies’ Derby. It was raced over the exact same course and distance some twenty-four hours earlier, but was reserved for three-year-old female
horses.
Frank just smiled at me. Oaks Day was second only to Derby Day itself as a crowd-puller, not least because if you wanted to buy a Derby ticket, you had to buy one for the Oaks as well. Most
racegoers, therefore, made a two-day trip of it.
But that didn’t seem to worry Frank.
A quick flash of his ‘FACSA Special Agent’ metal badge and we were welcomed into the restricted parking lot with open arms.