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Hackett was trying to talk back to her, making his voice louder and louder, and when she stopped for breath he could be heard.

'& will not tolerate it! You come here and try to kill me! You nearly do kill me! Then you abuse me about a Peter Root and I have never heard of Peter Root!' He was putting real feeling into it; apparently he had either forgotten that he was supposed to be Nero Wolfe, or had got the notion, in all the excitement, that he really was Nero Wolfe. He was proceeding, 'Young lady, listen to me! I will not-'

She turned and made for the door. I was immediately on my feet and after her, but halfway across the room I put on the brake, because the doorway had suddenly filled up with a self-propelled massive substance and she couldn't get through.

She stopped, goggle-eyed, and then fell back a couple of paces. The massive substance advanced, halted, and used its mouth.

'How do you do. I am Nero Wolfe.'

Nero Wolfe 14 - Trouble in Triplicate
VII

He did it well, at top form, and it was quite an effect. Nobody made a chirp. He moved forward, and Jane retreated again, moving backwards without looking around and nearly tripping on Jensen's feet. Wolfe stopped at the corner of his desk and wiggled a finger at Hackett.

'Take another chair, sir, if you please?'

Hackett sidled out, without a word, and went to the red leather chair. Wolfe leaned over to peer at the hole in the back of his own chair, and then at the hole in the plaster, which I had chiseled to a diameter of four inches, grunted, and got himself seated.

'This,' Jensen said, 'makes it a farce.'

Jane snapped, 'I'm going,' and headed for the door, but I had been expecting that and with only two steps had her by the arm with a good grip and was prepared to give her the twist if she went thorny on me. Jensen sprang to his feet, with both of his hands fists. Evidently in the brief space of forty-eight hours it had developed to the point where the sight of another man laying hands on his Jane started his adrenaline spurting in torrents. If he had come close enough to make it necessary to slap him with my free hand he might have got blood on his ear too, because I had my gun in that hand.

'Stop it!' Wolfe's voice was a whip. It turned us into a group of statuary.

'Miss Geer, you may leave shortly, if you still want to, after I have said something. Mr. Jensen, sit down. Mr. Goodwin has a gun and is probably in a temper, and might hurt you. Archie, go to your desk, but be ready to use the gun. One of them is a murderer.'

'That's a lie!' Jensen was visibly breathing. 'And who the hell are you?'

'I introduced myself, sir. That gentleman is my temporary employee. When my life was threatened I hired him to impersonate me. If I had known the worst to be expected was a gash in the ear I could have saved some money and spared myself a vast amount of irritation.'

Jane spat at him, 'You fat coward!'

He shook his head. 'No, Miss Geer. It is no great distinction not to be a coward, but I can claim it. Not cowardice. Conceit. I am insufferably conceited. I was convinced that the person who killed Mr. Jensen would be equally daring, witty, and effective in dealing with me. Should I be killed, I doubted if the murderer would ever be caught. Should another be killed in my place, I would still be alive to attend to the matter myself. Justified conceit, but still conceit.' He turned abruptly to me. 'Archie, get Inspector Cramer on the phone.'

They both started talking at once, with vehemence. I watched them from a corner of an eye while dialing. Wolfe cut them off. 'If you please! In a moment I shall offer you an alternative: the police or me. Meanwhile Mr. Cramer can help. One of you, of course, is putting all this on; to the other I wish to say that you might as well sit down and resign yourself to some inconvenience and unpleasantness.' He glanced at Hackett. 'If you want to get away from this uproar, there is your room upstairs& '

'I think I'll stay here,' Hackett declared. 'I'm a little interested in this myself, since I nearly got killed.'

'Cramer on,' I told Wolfe.

He lifted his phone from the cradle. 'How do you do, sir. No. No, I have a request to make. If you send a man here right away, I'll give him a revolver and a bullet. First, examine the revolver for fingerprints and send me copies. Second, trace the revolver if possible. Third, fire a bullet from it and compare it both with the bullet I am sending you and with the bullets that killed Mr. Jensen and Mr. Doyle. Let me know the results. That's all. No. Confound it, no! If you come yourself you will be handed the package at the door and not admitted. I'm busy.'

As he hung up I said, 'The number has been filed off of the gun.'

'Then it can't be traced.'

'No, sir. Does Cramer get the handkerchief too?'

'Let me see it.'

I handed the gun to him, with its butt still protruding through the tear in the handkerchief. Wolfe frowned as he saw that the handkerchief had no laundry mark or any other mark and was a species that could be bought in at least a thousand stores in New York City alone, not to mention the rest of the country. 'We'll keep the handkerchief,' Wolfe said.

Jensen demanded, 'What the devil is it doing there?'

Wolfe's eyes went shut. He was, of course, tasting Jensen's expression, tone of voice, and mental longitude and latitude, to try to decide whether innocent curiosity was indicated or a camouflage for guilt. He always shut his eyes when he tasted. In a moment they opened again halfway.

'If a man has recently shot a gun,' he said, 'and has had no opportunity to wash, an examination of his hand will furnish incontestable proof. You probably know that. One of you, the one who fired that shot, certainly does. The handkerchief protected the hand. Under a microscope it would be found to contain many minute particles of explosive and other residue. The fact that it is a man's handkerchief doesn't help. Major Jensen would naturally possess a man's handkerchief. If Miss Geer decided to use a handkerchief in that manner, naturally she wouldn't use a woman's handkerchief. Anyway, it wouldn't be big enough.'

'You asked me to stay while you said something,' Jane snapped. She and Jensen were back in their chairs. 'You haven't said anything yet. Where were you when the shot was fired?'

'Pfui.' Wolfe sighed. 'Fritz, pack the gun and bullet in a carton, carefully with tissue paper, and give it to the man when he comes. First bring me beer. Do any of you want beer?'

Evidently no one did.

'Very well. Miss Geer. To assume, or pretend to assume some elaborate hocus-pocus by the inmates of this house is inane. At the moment the shot was fired I was standing near the kitchen talking with Mr. Goodwin. Since then I have been at a spot from which part of this room can be seen and voices heard.'

His eyes went to Jensen and back to Jane. 'One of you two people is apt to make a mistake, and I want to prevent it if possible. I have not yet asked you where you were and what you were doing at the instant the shot was fired. Before I do so I want to say this, that even with the information at hand it is demonstrable that the shot came from the direction of that door to the front room, which was standing open. Mr. Hackett could not have fired it; you, Mr. Jensen, satisfied yourself of that. Mr. Brenner was in the kitchen. Mr. Goodwin and I were together. I warn you-one of you-that this is sufficiently provable to satisfy a jury in a murder trial. Now what if you both assert that at the instant you heard the shot you were together, close together perhaps, looking at each other'For the one who fired the gun that would be a blessing indeed. For the other it might be disastrous in the end; for when the truth is disclosed, as it will be, the question of complicity will arise. How long have you two known each other?'

He knew; I had told him. But apparently they had both forgotten, for neither answered.

'Well?' Wolfe was crisp. 'Miss Geer, how long have you been acquainted with Mr. Jensen. I don't suppose it's a secret?'

Jane's teeth were holding her lower lip. She removed them. 'I met him day before yesterday. Here.'

'Indeed. Is that correct, Mr. Jensen?'

'Yes.'

Wolfe's brows were up. 'Hardly long enough to form an attachment to warrant any of the more costly forms of sacrifice. Unless the spark was exceptionally hot, not long enough to weld you into collusion for murder. I hope you understand, Miss Geer, that all that is wanted here is the truth. Where were you and what were you doing when you heard the shot?'

'I was standing by the piano. I had put my bag on the piano and was opening it.'

'Which way were you facing?'

'Toward the window.'

'Were you looking at Mr. Jensen?'

'Not at that moment, no.'

'Thank you.' Wolfe's eyes moved. 'Mr. Jensen?'

'I still say,' Jensen still said, 'that it's a damned farce.'

'Even so, sir, you're one of the cast. Surely it is risking little to tell me where-'

'I was in the doorway to the hall, looking down the hall and wondering where Goodwin had gone to. For no particular reason. I was not at that precise moment looking at Miss Geer. But I regard it as-'

'That won't help me any. How you regard it. And I doubt if it will help you.' Wolfe poured beer, which Fritz had brought. 'Now we are ready to decide something.' He took them both in. 'Miss Geer, you said you wanted to go to a lawyer, heaven protect you. But it would not be sensible to permit either of you to walk out of here, to move and act at your own will and discretion. Since that bullet was intended for me, I reject the notion utterly. On the other hand, we can't proceed intelligently until I get a report from Mr. Cramer. There is time to be passed. You can-'

Jane got up. 'I'm going.'

'One moment. You can either pass it here, in company with Mr. Goodwin and his gun, or I can phone Mr. Cramer, giving him an outline of the situation, and he can send men to get you. Which do you prefer?' Jane was doing slow motion toward the door. She didn't exactly take a step; it was more as if something was pulling her that way without her doing anything about it.

I called to her without leaving my chair, 'Listen, honey, I wouldn't shoot you for a nickel, but I can easy catch you before you get out the front door and this time I'll wrap you up good.'

She flung it at me: 'Rat!'

Jensen was paying no attention to us. His eyes stuck to Wolfe. He asked, not with any venom, just asking, 'Which do you prefer?' Evidently he had decided to give us an exhibition of self-control.

Wolfe returned his gaze. 'I should think,' he said dryly, 'that you would rather stay here. As you probably know, Mr. Cramer is not fond of you, and he is somewhat heavy-handed. Not that he can be kept out of it indefinitely, but the immediate question is where do you want to wait for the report on the gun and bullets, here or at police headquarters'It is likely to be several hours. I suggest that you will be more comfortable here.' Wolfe glanced at the clock; it said twenty to seven. 'There will of course be something to eat.'

Jensen said, 'I want to use the phone.'

Wolfe shook his head. 'No, sir. Shall I call Mr. Cramer?'

'No.'

'Good. That's sensible. Miss Geer?'

She wasn't conversing. Wolfe waited patiently for four seconds.

'Shall I phone the police, Miss Geer?'

Her head went from side to side in a negative, the way she had moved toward the door, as if someone or something was doing it for her.

Wolfe heaved a sigh. 'Archie, take them to the front room and stay there till I send for you. Fritz will answer the bell. I am aware that it will be tiresome, but there's no help for it.'

Nero Wolfe 14 - Trouble in Triplicate
VIII

Yes, it got tiresome, lasting as it did a full two hours. At first I got some diversion out of the fact that Jane and Jensen showed no inclination to sit side by side on the sofa and hold hands. God knows where Wolfe had ever found that sofa and the velvet cushions; it had been there when I had first arrived. One or the other of them did sit on it now and again during their restless moving around, but not the two together. Wolfe's poison had done its work. It was interesting to watch it. The one who had not fired the gun had got suspicious of the other one; and the other one, seeing that, obviously had figured that if he or she tried to be cordial on the basis of what the hell, darling, we couldn't be murderers, could we, it would be a giveaway, because the one would be thinking, If I'm suspicious why isn't he or she'Naturally I watched for something, any kind of sign, from which I could get a notion who was the one and who was the other, but now I leaned one way and now the other, and got nowhere.

At seven-thirty we were all invited to the dining room, but they wouldn't go.

When Fritz brought trays in to us I had no trouble dealing with my share of melon, broiled pork loin wafers, salad with Wolfe's own dressing, blueberry pie, and coffee, and Jensen was with me nose and nose, but Jane wouldn't even look at hers. I was, I admit, in no condition to place a bet, even to risk as much as a busted shoestring. The only way I could have solved the problem would have been to blindfold myself and whichever one I touched first was it. Anyway, I was licked before I started, because bold and daring, which were words Wolfe had used, was putting it mildly. He or she had of course arrived at the house with the gun ready, dressed in the handkerchief, in pocket or handbag, but only with the idea of using it if opportunity offered, for it couldn't possibly have been planned just as it happened. For split-second decision and action I had never seen anything to equal it. Entered the room. Saw, through the open door, Wolfe (supposedly) seated at his desk. Got hand on gun, protected by handkerchief.

Waited. Instant came, in about a minute, when Wolfe's eyes were closed or he was looking elsewhere, and also, simultaneously, the other one was either looking in the hall or was at the piano with back turned, depending on who was who. Aimed and fired. When the other one glanced in all directions, that provided the chance to put the gun in the vase. The devil of it was, try to crack it. Unless you could make it fairly overwhelming by way of motive or possession of the gun or something else from the buildup, how were you going to get a jury to convict either of them'Not to mention the little item that what was really wanted was conviction not for felonious assault on Hackett, but for the murder of Jensen and Doyle. During the two hours I spoke to Jane three times, at well-spaced intervals, as follows:

1. 'Do you want a drink of water or something'

2. 'There's a door to that bathroom from this room too. Over there. The one from the bathroom to the office is now locked.'

3. 'I beg your pardon.'

That was for a yawn. She neither spoke to me nor looked at me. Jensen was about as bad. I don't remember any two hours in my experience with a lower score on joviality. So I appreciated the break in the monotony when, a little before nine, I heard the doorbell. Since the door from the front room to the hall was also soundproof, that was all I got out of it except for the faint vibration of footsteps and an even fainter sound of voices. But in about three minutes the door to the hall opened and Fritz came in. He shut the door behind him and spoke, not very loud.

'Archie, Mr. Wolfe wants you in the office. Inspector Cramer is there with Sergeant Stebbins. I am to stay here.'

He held out his hand for the gun. I gave it to him and went.

If the situation in the front room had been unjovial, the one in the office was absolutely grim. One glance at Wolfe was enough to see that he was in a state of uncontrollable fury, because his forefinger was making the same circle, over and over, on the surface of his desk. Sergeant Purley Stebbins was standing by the wall, looking official. Inspector Cramer was in the red leather chair, with his face about the color of the chair. Nobody bothered to glance at me.

Wolfe snapped, 'Your notebook.'

I crossed to my desk and got book and pencil and sat down. 'This,' I observed, 'is what comes of my not attending to the doorbell. If we didn't want company-'

'Pfui.' Wolfe tapped a piece of paper on his desk. 'Look at this.'

I arose and looked. It was a search warrant. 'The premises& owned and inhabited by said Nero Wolfe& situate& '

Wowie. I was surprised that Cramer was still alive, or Wolfe either.

Cramer growled, holding himself in, 'I'll try to forget what you just said, Wolfe. It was totally uncalled for. Goddam it, you have given me a runaround too many times. There I was, with that gun. A bullet fired from it matched the bullet you sent me and also the two that killed Jensen and Doyle. That's the gun, and you sent it to me. All right, then you've got a client, and when you've got a client you keep him right in your pocket. I would have been a goddam fool to come here and start begging you. I've begged you before.'

Wolfe had started making the circle again. 'I repeat, sir,' he murmured, 'that your acceptance of your salary constitutes a fraud on the people of New York and you are a disgrace to an honorable profession.'

Cramer's face had reached the red of the chair and was going on from there. 'Then,' he said, 'I won't try to forget it. We're going to search this house.' He started to leave the chair.

'If you do you'll never catch the murderer of Mr. Jensen and Mr. Doyle.'

Cramer dropped back in the chair. 'I won't'You'll prevent me?'

'Bah.' Wolfe was disgusted. 'Next you'll be warning me formally that obstruction of justice is a crime. I didn't say that the murderer wouldn't be caught, I said you wouldn't catch him. Because I already have.' A grunt came from Purley Stebbins, but no one noticed it but me. I grinned at him.

Cramer said, 'The hell you have.'

'Yes, sir. Your report on the gun and bullets settles it. But I confess the matter is a little complicated, and I do give you a formal warning: you are not equipped to handle it. I am.' Wolfe shoved the warrant across the desk. 'Tear that thing up.'

Cramer slowly shook his head. 'You see, Wolfe, I know you. God, don't I know you! But I'm willing to have a talk before I execute it.'

'No, sir.' Wolfe was murmuring again. 'I will not submit to duress. I would even prefer to deal with District Attorney Skinner. Tear it up, or proceed to execute it.'

That was a dirty threat. Cramer's opinion of Skinner was one of the defects of our democratic system of government. Cramer looked at the warrant, at Wolfe, at me, and back at the warrant. Then he picked it up and tore. I reached for the pieces and dropped them in the wastebasket.

Wolfe didn't look gratified because he was still too sore to let any other emotion in, but he did quit murmuring and allowed himself to talk. 'Confound it,' he said. 'Don't ever waste your time like that again. Or mine. Can the gun be traced?'

'No. The number's gone. It dates from about nineteen-ten. And there are no prints on it that are worth a damn. Nothing but smudges.'

Wolfe nodded. 'Naturally. A much simpler technique than wiping it clean or going around in gloves.' He glanced at Stebbins. 'Please sit down, sir. Your standing there annoys me.' Back to Cramer. 'The murderer is in this house.'

'I suspected he was. Is he your client?'

Wolfe let that one go by without even waving at it. Leaning back in his chair, adjusting himself with accompanying grunts, and interlacing his fingers at the Greenwich meridian on his equator, he was ready to forget the search warrant and get down to business. I winked at Purley, but he pretended not to see it. He had his notebook too, but hadn't put anything in it yet.

'The main complication,' Wolfe said in his purring tone, 'is this. There are a man and a woman in the front room. Granting that one of them is the murderer, which one?'

Cramer frowned at him. 'You didn't say anything about granting. You said that you had caught the murderer.'

'So I have. He or she is in there, under guard. I suppose I'll have to tell you what happened, if I expect you to start your army of men digging, and it looks as though that's the only way to go about it. I have no army. To begin with, when I received that threat I hired a man who resembles me-superficially-in physical characteristics to be visible, both in this house and on the street, and I kept to my room. Nothing occurred-'

'Not involved, not inter-'

'Please don't interrupt,' Wolfe snapped. 'I'm telling you what happened.'

He did so. I have a high opinion of myself as a reporter of a series of events, but, listening to Wolfe as an expert, I had to admit I couldn't have done much better. He didn't waste any words, but he got it all in. Purley nearly bit the end of his tongue off, trying to get it all in his notebook, but I didn't bother. Wolfe finished. Cramer sat scowling. Wolfe purred, 'Well, sir, there's the problem. I doubt if it can be solved with what we have, or what is available on the premises. You'll have to get your men started on the indicated lines. I'll be available for consultation.'

'I wish,' Cramer growled, gazing at him as if he were looking at a puzzle he had seen and worked at many times but had never got solved, 'I wish I knew how much dressing you put on that.'

'Not any. I have only one concern in this. I have no client. I withheld nothing and added nothing.'

'Maybe.' Cramer straightened up like a man of action. 'Okay, we'll proceed on that basis and find out. First of all, I want to ask them some questions.'

'I suppose you do.' Wolfe detested sitting and listening to someone else ask questions, especially in his own office. 'And Miss Geer is going to be difficult. She wants a lawyer. You are handicapped, of course, by your official status. Which one do you want first?'

Cramer stood up. 'I've got to see that room before I talk to either of them. I want to see where things are. Especially that vase.'

I was amazed to see that Wolfe was leaving his chair too, knowing his attitude toward all nonessential movement, but as I went to open the door to the front room for them I reflected that while he hated hearing Cramer ask questions, under the circumstances he would hate even more not hearing him, in case conversation got started in the front room. Stebbins tagged in after them, and I brought up the rear.

Jane was seated on the piano bench. Jensen was on the sofa, but arose as we entered. Fritz was standing by a window, his hand with the gun coming up as Jensen moved.

Wolfe said, 'This is Inspector Cramer, Miss Geer.' She didn't make a sound or move a muscle.

Wolfe said, 'I believe you've met the inspector, Mr. Jensen.'

'Yes, I have.' Jensen's voice had gone unused so long it squeaked, and he cleared his throat. 'So the agreement not to call in the police was a farce too.' He was bitter.

'There was no such agreement. I said that Mr. Cramer couldn't be kept out of it indefinitely. The bullet that was fired at me-at Mr. Hackett-came from the gun that was found in that vase'-Wolfe pointed at it-'and so did those that killed your father and Mr. Doyle. So the field has become-ah, restricted.'

'I insist,' Jane put in, in a voice with no resemblance to any I had ever heard her use before, 'on my right to consult a lawyer.'

'Just a minute now,' Cramer told her in the tone he thought was soothing. 'We're going to talk this over, but wait till I look around a little.' He proceeded to inspect things, and so did Sergeant Stebbins. They considered distances, and the positions of various objects. Then there was this detail: from what segment of that room could a gun send a bullet through the open door to the office and on through the hole in Wolfe's chair and the one in the wall'

They were working on that together when Wolfe turned to Fritz and asked him, 'What happened to the other cushion?'

Fritz was taken aback. 'Other cushion?'

'There were six velvet cushions on that sofa. There are only five. Did you remove it?'

'No, sir.' Fritz gazed at the sofa and counted. 'That's right. They've been rearranged to take up the space. I don't understand it. They were all here yesterday when I cleaned in here.'

'Are you sure of that?'

'Yes, sir. Positive.'

'Look for it. Archie, help him. I want to know if that cushion is in this room.'

It seemed like an odd moment to send out a general alarm for a sofa cushion, but since I had nothing else to do at the moment I obliged. Cramer and Purley went on solving a murder and Fritz and I went on hunting the cushion. Jensen watched both operations. Wolfe watched only one-Fritz's and mine. Jane pretended there was no one in the room but her.

I finally told Wolfe, 'It's gone. It isn't in here.'

He muttered at me, 'I see it isn't.'

I stared at him. There was an expression on his face that I knew well. It wasn't exactly excitement, though it always stirred excitement in me. His neck was rigid, as if to prevent any movement of the head, so as not to disturb the brain, his eyes were half shut and not seeing anything, and his lips were moving, pushing out, then relaxing, then pushing out again. I knew it would take more than the loss of a velvet cushion to produce that effect on him. I stared at him.

Suddenly he turned and spoke. 'Mr. Cramer! Please leave Mr. Stebbins in here with Miss Geer and Mr. Jensen. You can stay here too, or come with me, as you prefer. Fritz and Archie, come.' He headed for the office.

Cramer, knowing Wolfe's tones of voice almost as well as I did, spoke to Stebbins and then followed. Fritz and I also followed. So did Jane's voice.

'This is outrageous! I want-'

I shut the door.

Wolfe waited until he was in his chair before he spoke. 'I want to know if that cushion is on the premises. Search the house from the cellar up-except the south room; Mr. Hackett is in there lying down. Start in here.'

Cramer barked, 'What the hell is all this about?'

'I'll give you an explanation,' Wolfe told him, 'when I have one. I'm going to sit here and work and must not be disturbed. It may take ten minutes; it may take ten hours. Go in there; stay here; go anywhere, but let me alone.'

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