Uncle John’s Slightly Irregular Bathroom Reader
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SLIGHTLY
IRREGULAR
B
ATHROOM
R
EADER
By the
Bathroom Readers’
Institute
Bathroom Readers’ Press
Ashland, Oregon
“This is one of the best books I’ve ever read. What are the other best books I’ve read? Why, the other
Uncle John’s Bathroom Readers
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Bathroom Reader
, I had to build her a second bathroom. Humble thanks and keep up the good work.”
—James M
.
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, but they are
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UNCLE JOHN’S SLIGHTLY IRREGULAR BATHROOM READER®
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San Rafael, CA (
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)
BRI “technician” on back cover: Larry Kelp
Uncle John’s Slightly Irregular Bathroom Reader
®
by The Bathroom Readers’ Institute
ISBN-13: 978-1-60710-613-5
E-book edition: April 2012
Created in the United States of America
“Seattle Windshield Pitting Epidemic” by Alan J. Stein for History Link.
Copyright © 2003. Reprinted by permission of History Link.
Hiya Sophie! Hiya Jessie!
The Bathroom Readers’ Institute sincerely thanks the people whose advice and assistance made this book possible
.
Gordon Javna
John Dollison
Thom Little
Jay Newman
Julia Papps
Brian Boone
John Gaffey
Laura BlackFeather
Jeff Altemus
Sharilyn Hovind
Michael Brunsfeld
Bryan Henry
Angela Kern
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Sam Javna
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Janet Spencer
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Joe Diehl
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Jim Koweek
Barb Porshe
Paula Leith
Chris Olsen
Rich Skrenta
Porter the Wonder Dog
John Javna
Thomas Crapper
...AND BEST FLUSHES
to the millions of bathroom readers out there
.
“Doing nothing is very hard to do...you never know when you’re finished.” —Leslie Nielsen
Because the BRI understands your reading needs, we’ve divided the contents by length as well as subject.
Short—
a quick read
Medium—
2 to 3 pages
Long—
for those extended visits, when something a little more involved is required
* Extended—
for those leg-numbing experiences
Uncle John’s “Creative Teaching” Awards
More “Creative Teaching” Awards
Taxi Driver
, Starring Neil Diamond
(Not) Coming to a Theater Near You
How
Not
to Get Struck By Lightning
The Birth of the Major Leagues
* Jack Johnson vs. The Great White Hope
“I Want a Beer As Cold As My Ex-Wife’s Heart”
By the Time We Got to Woodstock, Pt. I