Authors: Liane Moriarty
Alice turned around and saw Nick coming toward them. He was wearing his suit and tie and talking into his mobile phone. His aura of business and decisions and important mustn’t-be-disturbed meetings looked alien in the sunlit playground, with the sounds of children chanting something from the open window of a nearby classroom.
Dominick caught her eye. “Hope this isn’t too awkward.”
“Yes,” said Alice awkwardly.
As he got closer, they heard him say, “Well, let’s say two mil. Does that sound okay? Excellent. Bye.” He snapped the phone shut with one hand and Alice wanted to say,
Oh, Nick, honey, stop being such a wanker.
“Dominick, isn’t it?” said Nick, holding out his hand, as if Dominick were there to sell them something.
“Yes, hi. How are you?” said Dominick. He was about a head taller than Nick and looked like a gangly schoolboy next to him. Alice wanted to hug him, but she wanted to hug Nick, too. They seemed like boys dressed up in grown-up bodies.
“This must be pretty important for you to call us both down,” said Nick, an edge to his voice.
“Yes,” said Dominick, and there was an answering edge in his voice. “Madison threatened to stab Chloe Harper with a pair of scissors. She also cut off a huge chunk of her hair and pushed her face into a cake. I’m going to have to suspend her at least until the school holidays. I think she needs to see a counselor.”
“I see,” said Nick, and he seemed to deflate and sag. All the power had gone to Dominick.
“There must be more to the story,” said Alice. “She must have had a reason.”
“It doesn’t matter about her reason,” said Dominick (a bit snootily, Alice thought, for someone who was trying to be her boyfriend). “It’s unacceptable. And you can imagine how Kate Harper is going to react to this. She’s on her way to the school, too.”
So Chloe was the horrendous Kate Harper’s little girl. Well, there you go. That explained everything.
“We’ll have to—I don’t know—offer some sort of compensation,” sighed Nick.
“I don’t think money is the answer in this particular case,” said Dominick.
Ke-pow.
“I didn’t mean—”
“Anyway, I’ve got both girls waiting for us in my office,” interrupted Dominick.
Alice and Nick followed behind him like naughty children. Alice made an “Isn’t this appalling” face at Nick, and he grimaced.
In Dominick’s office, Madison and another little girl were sitting on chairs in front of his desk. The little girl was sobbing in an outraged “I
so
deserve to cry” way, cradling something in her arms, and Alice saw with sick horror that it was a long, blond plait. She had bits of chocolate cake and cream and cherries smeared all over her face and school uniform and the shocking, hacked-off line of her blond hair stuck up over the back collar of her uniform.
“Oh, Madison,” said Alice involuntarily. “How
could
you?”
Madison’s face was dead white, her eyes shining with fury. She was sitting very still and straight with her hands in fists on her lap, the image of a little psychopathic killer brought into the police station for questioning.
“You’ve got some explaining to do, young lady,” said Nick, and Alice nearly laughed. He sounded like a man playing the angry dad in a bad amateur play.
Madison didn’t say anything.
“Do you want to tell your parents what happened?” said Dominick, sounding much more authentic.
Madison shook her head passionately, as if she were refusing to reveal state secrets to her torturers.
“She hasn’t said a word,” said Dominick to Alice.
The little girl dangled the blond plait in front of her, tears continuing to roll down her face. “Look at my
hair
. My mum is going to
kill
you, Madison Love. My hair is
beautiful
. It will take me years and years and years to grow it back. I will be, like, forty. You just did it because you’re
jealous
, and you haven’t even said . . .” Her voice quavered, as if she were overcome with the horror of it. “You haven’t even said
sorry
.”
“Okay, Chloe,” said Dominick. “Let’s calm down.”
“Madison, apologize to Chloe,” said Alice, in a grim, forbidding voice she didn’t recognize. “Right now.”
“Sorry,” muttered Madison.
“She
isn’t
!” wailed Chloe, looking up at Alice and Nick. “She’s just saying that! Just wait till my mum gets here!”
“Actually,” said Dominick. “I don’t think we will wait. I think Mr. and Mrs. Love can take Madison with them now.”
He squatted down in front of Madison so they were face-to-face.
“Madison, I’m suspending you from school as of now,” he said. “You can’t be a part of this school and behave like that, do you understand? This is very, very serious.”
Madison nodded. Her face had now gone from white to flaming red.
“Right then.” Dominick stood up. “Go and get your bag and meet your parents at the gate.”
Madison shot from the room, and Chloe burst into a fresh flood of tears.
“Okay, Chloe,” said Dominick wearily. “Your mum will be here soon. Just wait here.”
He ushered Nick and Alice out of the room, closing the door behind him.
“There’s probably not much point you having to see Kate now, while everyone is in such a state,” he said. “I think you should take Madison home and try and talk to her and get an idea of what’s going on in her head. I would seriously recommend counseling. I can give you some names.” There was a sound of hurriedly clicking heels in the distance. “I bet that’s Kate. Go.” He waved them away, as if he were saving them from the secret police. “Disappear!”
Nick and Alice fled through the playground. They stopped at the school gates. Nick was panting. Alice wasn’t. She was much fitter than he was.
“That was awful,” said Alice. “I feel like I cut off that child’s hair myself. And the cake! She spent so long making that cake. Poor little thing.”
“Chloe?” said Nick.
“No, Madison,” said Alice. “Who cares about Chloe?”
“Alice, our child threatened to stab her with a pair of scissors.”
“Well, I know that,” said Alice.
Nick pulled out his mobile phone from his pocket, flipped it open. “I don’t see how suspending her helps anything,” he said, while frowning at something on the screen of his phone. “It’s like they’re putting their hands in the air and saying, ‘We don’t know what to do with her.’ Absolving themselves of responsibility.” He looked up at Alice. “Not to criticize your boyfriend or anything.”
“I guess it’s school policy,” said Alice, feeling both defensive of Dominick and betrayed by him. Didn’t kissing the school principal give you a free pass when it came to suspending your daughter?
“Anyway”—Nick looked at his watch—“I’ll get back to the office. I guess we’d better talk about this later. I don’t know what sort of punishment you’re thinking, but obviously it has to be severe—”
“What do you mean?” said Alice. “I think we should talk to her now. Right now. Both of us.”
Nick seemed startled. “Now? You want me to be there, too?”
“Of course I do,” said Alice. “I think we should take her for a drive. And we’re not going to jump in and start
punishing
her. I hate that word. Punishment.”
“Oh, sorry. I guess we should reward her. Say ‘Well done, honey, maybe you should consider a career in hairdressing.’”
Alice giggled. Nick smiled. The sunlight was shining directly onto his face. He shielded his eyes with one hand and said, “I’ll know when you get your memory back.”
“How?”
“The way you look at me. As soon as you remember, I’ll see it in your eyes.”
“Will they shoot death rays at you?” said Alice.
Nick smiled sadly. “Something like that.” He looked again at his watch. “I’ve got a meeting at midday. I guess I could move it.” He seemed uncertain. “So you mean both of us take her for a drive somewhere?”
Alice said, “Is this really so unusual?”
“Normally you’d take charge and make it clear that my assistance was not required.”
“There’s a new Alice in town,” said Alice.
“You’re not wrong about that.” Nick seemed about to say something. He stopped and looked over her shoulder. “Here comes our little thug.”
Madison was walking toward them, her school backpack held loosely in one hand so it was almost dragging along the ground, her head hanging.
“Who am I going with?” she said when she got to them, not meeting their eyes.
“Both of us,” said Alice.
“Both of you?” Madison looked up and frowned. She seemed frightened.
“Come here,” said Alice.
Madison stomped over to her, still staring at the ground, and Alice pulled her close and hugged her.
“We’re going to work this out,” said Alice quietly into her hair. “You, your dad, and me are going to sit on the beach, eat ice creams, and work out whatever the problem is.”
Madison gave a tiny gasp of surprise and burst into tears.
Elisabeth’s Homework for Jeremy
He keeps saying, “Turn the television off.”
And I keep saying, “Not yet.”
He turned it off himself a while ago, and as soon as he did, I screamed over and over, as if he was hurting me.
A tiny bit dramatic. I will feel embarrassed later.
But it did hurt me. That loud buzzing silence after the TV was switched off was actually painful to my eardrums.
He was probably worried the neighbors would call the police. After all, he looks exactly like the sort of man you expect to see dragged away in handcuffs for domestic violence. So he shrugged and turned it back on.
I am watching Oprah now. She’s talking about an exciting new diet. The audience is excited. I’m excited, J. I might try it. I’m taking notes.
They sat on the harbor-side beach at Manly, near the ferry stop, in the same spot where they’d had coffee that early morning after they drove Madison through the night when she was a baby.
They even had the same blue-and-white-checked picnic rug. It was in the boot of Nick’s car. The blue wasn’t as bright as it was in Alice’s memory, but her palms remembered its nubbly feel.
“Where did we get this rug?” asked Alice as they sat down.
“I don’t know,” said Nick. He sounded defensive. “You can have it if you want. I didn’t realize it was in my car.”
Oh, for heaven’s sake. She hadn’t meant she wanted it. It was yet another glimpse of how stupid their lives had become. Would she really have wanted to make a point about who got the picnic rug?
Madison plonked herself down and sat with her arms wrapped around her knees, chin down, lank hair falling down on either side of her face. (Alice itched to snip it off. She would look so much prettier with short hair. Actually that could be the perfect “punishment”!
You cut her hair, kid, so I’m going to cut yours.
)
After her tears in the schoolyard, Madison hadn’t said a word. Nick had driven in his shiny car, and he’d spent a lot of time talking on his hands-free mobile. He laughed. He listened. He gave short, sharp instructions. He said, “Let me think about it.” He said, “Well, that’s a disaster,” while glancing over his shoulder to switch lanes. He said, “Well done. That’s great news.” He was such a boss.
“Do you enjoy work at the moment?” Alice asked him at one point in between calls.
Nick glanced over at her. “Yes,” he said, after a few seconds. “I love it.”
“That’s great,” said Alice, happy for him.
Nick raised an eyebrow. “You really think so?”
“Of course,” said Alice. “Why wouldn’t I?”
“Nothing,” said Nick, and Alice could sense Madison listening carefully from the backseat.
Nick had turned his phone off now and had left his jacket and tie in the car. Now he was taking off his shoes and socks. Alice looked at his bare feet digging into the sand. His feet were as familiar as her own. How could she not be with someone forever when even their
feet
—his huge, not especially attractive feet, with their long hairy toes—felt like home?
“Beautiful,” said Nick, gesturing at the smooth, hard, yellow sand, the huge turquoise sky, the ferry chugging its way across the harbor to the city.
“Beautiful.”
He said it in the same satisfied tone that he would use to describe a good meal at a restaurant, as if the weather and the beach had been prepared especially for him, and presented on a plate, and yes, thank you, it was all up to his high standards and there would be a generous tip as a result. It was so typical Nick. He held up his face to the sun and closed his eyes.
Alice took off her own boots (beautiful—her taste was impeccable, if she did say so herself) and pulled off her socks.
“They’re Tom’s soccer socks,” said Madison, looking up from her knees.
“I was in a rush,” said Alice.
Madison gave her a look. “And that scarf you’re wearing is from Olivia’s
dress-up box
.”
“I know, but it’s so beautiful.” Alice lifted up the gauzy material.
Madison gave her an inscrutable look and lowered her chin again.
Nick opened his eyes. “Well, Madison—”
“You
promised
ice creams,” said Madison, glaring at Alice, as if this was to be yet another in a long line of broken promises.
“That’s right, I did,” said Alice.
Nick sighed. “I’ll go.” He put his shoes back on and looked down at Madison. “Don’t you be telling your brother and sister that you got ice cream on the beach, will you? Or next thing, we’ll have all the Love children suspended from school.”
Madison giggled. “Okay.”
As Nick walked off, Madison said, “I don’t want to say what happened in front of Daddy.”
It must be girl stuff. “All right. Just tell me.”
Madison dropped her chin back to her knees and said in a muffled voice, “Chloe said that you and Mr. Gordon had—”
Alice didn’t catch the last word.