Whiter Shades of Pale (34 page)

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Is there a definitive answer to this argument?

Yes

Does the person you are fighting with have an iPhone?

Yes

Do they have reception?

Yes

"Wikipedia is an unreliable source."

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Is there a definitive answer to this argument?

Yes

Does the person you are fighting with have an iPhone?

Yes

Do they have reception?

No

Do you want to end this relationship permanently?

Yes

“You don’t know the answer because you went to a second-tier college.”

VICTORY!

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Is there a definitive answer to this argument?

Yes

Does the person you are fighting with have an iPhone?

Yes

Do they have reception?

No

Do you want to end this relationship permanently?

No

“I read it in
The New Yorker
.”

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