Whiter Shades of Pale (34 page)
Ryan Doherty:
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Is there a definitive answer to this argument?
Yes
Does the person you are fighting with have an iPhone?
Yes
Do they have reception?
Yes
"Wikipedia is an unreliable source."
VICTORY!
START HERE
Is there a definitive answer to this argument?
Yes
Does the person you are fighting with have an iPhone?
Yes
Do they have reception?
No
Do you want to end this relationship permanently?
Yes
“You don’t know the answer because you went to a second-tier college.”
VICTORY!
START HERE
Is there a definitive answer to this argument?
Yes
Does the person you are fighting with have an iPhone?
Yes
Do they have reception?
No
Do you want to end this relationship permanently?
No
“I read it in
The New Yorker
.”
VICTORY!
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