Wilt on High (14 page)

Dr Kores licked her thin lips and put the pen down. ‘Mrs Wilt,’ she said, leaning on the desk and forming a triangle with her fingertips and thumbs. ‘I deal exclusively with the problems of the female in a male-dominated social context, and to speak frankly, I find your attitude to your relationship with your husband unduly submissive.’

‘Do you really?’ said Eva, beginning to perk up. ‘Henry always says I’m too bossy.’

‘Please,’ said the doctor with something approaching
a shudder, ‘I’m not in the least interested in your husband’s opinions or in his person. If you choose to be, that is your business. Mine is to help you as an entirely independent being and, to be truthful, I find your self-objectivization highly distasteful.’

‘I’m sorry,’ said Eva, wondering what on earth self-objectivization was.

‘For instance, you have repeatedly stated that and I quote “He did it three times” and again “He did it twice …”’

‘But he did,’ Eva protested.

‘And who was the “It”? You?’ said the doctor vehemently.

‘I didn’t mean it that way …’ Eva began but Dr Kores was not to be stopped. ‘And the very word “did” or “done” is a tacit acceptance of marital rape. What would your husband say if you were to do him?’

‘Oh, I don’t think Henry’d like that,’ said Eva, ‘I mean, he’s not very big and …’

‘If you don’t mind,’ said the doctor, ‘size does not come into it. The question of attitude is predominant. I am only prepared to help you if you make a determined effort to see yourself as the leader in the relationship.’ Behind the blue tinted spectacles her eyes narrowed.

‘I’ll certainly try,’ said Eva.

‘You will succeed,’ said the doctor sibilantly. ‘It is of the essence. Repeat after me “I will succeed.”’

‘I will succeed,’ said Eva.

‘I am superior,’ said Dr Kores.

‘Yes,’ said Eva.

‘Not “Yes”,’ hissed the doctor, gazing even more peculiarly into Eva’s eyes, ‘but “I am superior”.’

‘I am superior,’ said Eva obediently.

‘Now both.’

‘Both,’ said Eva.

‘Not that. I want you to repeat both remarks. First …’

‘I will succeed,’ said Eva, finally getting the message, ‘I am superior.’

‘Again.’

‘I will succeed. I am superior.’

‘Good,’ said the doctor. ‘It is vital that you establish the correct psychic attitude if I am to help you. You will repeat those auto-instructs three hundred times a day. Do you understand?’

‘Yes,’ said Eva. ‘I am superior. I will succeed.’

‘Again,’ said the doctor.

For the next five minutes Eva sat fixed in her chair and repeated the assertions while Dr Kores stared unblinking into her eyes. ‘Enough,’ she said finally. ‘You understand what this means, of course?’

‘Sort of,’ said Eva. ‘It’s to do with what Mavis Mottram says about women taking the leading rôle in the world, isn’t it?’

Dr Kores sat back in her chair with a thin smile. ‘Mrs Wilt,’ she said, ‘for thirty-five years I have made a continuous study of the sexual superiority of the feminine in the mammalian world. Even as a child, I was inspired by
the mating habits of arachnida – my mother was something of an expert in the field before so unfortunately marrying my father, you understand.’

Eva nodded. Fortunately for her she had missed the reference to spiders but she was too fascinated not to understand that whatever Dr Kores was saying was somehow important. She had the future of the quads in mind.

‘But,’ continued the doctor, ‘my own work has been concentrated upon the higher forms of life and, in particular, the infinitely superior talents of the feminine in the sphere of survival. At every level of development, the rôle of the male is subordinate and the female demonstrates an adaptability which preserves the species. Only in the human world, and then solely in the social context rather than the purely biological, has this process been reversed. This reversal has been achieved by the competitive and militaristic nature of society in which the brute force of the masculine has found justification for the suppression of the feminine. Would you agree?’

‘Yes, I suppose so,’ said Eva, who had found the argument difficult to follow but could see that it made some sort of sense.

‘Good,’ said Dr Kores. ‘And now we have arrived at a world crisis in which the extermination of life on earth has been made probable by the masculine distortion of scientific development for military purposes. Only we women can save the future.’ She paused and let Eva savour the prospect. ‘Fortunately, science has also put into our hands the means of so doing. The purely physical strength
of the male has lost its advantage in the automated society of the present. Man is redundant and with the age of the computer, it is women who will have power. You have, of course, read of the work done at St Andrew’s. It is proven that women have the larger corpus collossum than men.’

‘Corpus collossum?’ said Eva.

‘One hundred million brain cells, neural fibre connecting the hemispheres of the brain and essential in the transfer of information. In working with the computer, this interchange has the highest significance. It could well be to the electronic age what the muscle was to the age of the physical …’

For another twenty minutes, Dr Kores talked on, swinging between an almost demented fervour for the feminine, rational argument and the statement of fact. To Eva, ever prone to accept enthusiasm uncritically, the doctor seemed to embody all that was most admirable about the intellectual world to which she had never belonged. It was only when the doctor seemed to sag in her chair that Eva remembered the reason she had come. ‘About Henry …’ she said hesitantly.

For a moment, Dr Kores continued to focus on a future in which there were probably no men, before dragging herself back to the present. ‘Oh yes, your husband,’ she said almost absently. ‘You wish for something to stimulate him sexually, yes?’

‘If it’s possible,’ said Eva. ‘He’s never been …’

But Dr Kores interrupted her with a harsh laugh.

‘Mrs Wilt,’ she said, ‘have you considered the possibility that your husband’s lack of sexual activity may be only apparent?’

‘I don’t quite understand.’

‘Another woman perhaps?’

‘Oh, no,’ said Eva. ‘Henry isn’t like that. He really isn’t.’

‘Or latent homosexuality?’

‘He wouldn’t have married me if he’d been like that, would he?’ said Eva, now genuinely shocked.

Dr Kores looked at her critically. It was at moments like this that her faith in the innate superiority of the feminine was put to the test. ‘It has been known,’ she said through clenched teeth and was about to enter into a discussion of the family life of Oscar Wilde when the bell rang in the hall.

‘Excuse me a moment,’ she said and hurried out. When she returned it was through another door. ‘My dispensary,’ she explained. ‘I have there a tincture which may prove beneficial. The dose is, however, critical. Like many medications, it contains elements that taken in excess will produce definite contraindication. I must warn you not to exceed the stated dose by as much as five millilitres. I have supplied a syringe for the utmost accuracy in measurement. Within those limits, the tincture will produce the desired result. Beyond them, I cannot be held responsible. You will naturally treat the matter with the utmost confidentiality. As a scientist, I cannot be held responsible for the misapplication of proven formulae.’

Eva put the plastic bottle in her bag and went down the hall. As she passed the rusty cultivator and the broken frames, her mind was in a maelstrom of contradictory impressions. There had been something weird about Dr Kores. It wasn’t what she said that was wrong, Eva could see her words made good sense. It was rather in the way she said them and how she behaved. She’d have to discuss it with Mavis. All the same, as she stood at the bus stop she found herself repeating ‘I am superior. I will succeed’ almost involuntarily.

A hundred yards away, two of Inspector Hodge’s plainclothes men watched her and made notes of the time and place. The patternizing of the Wilts’ lives had begun in earnest.

And it continued. For two days, teams of detectives kept watch on the Wilts and reported back to Inspector Hodge who found the signals unambiguous. Eva’s visit to Dr Kores was particularly damning.

‘Herb farm? She went to a herb farm in Silton?’ said the Inspector incredulously. After forty-eight almost sleepless hours and as many cups of black coffee, he could have done with some alternative medicine himself. ‘And she came out with a large plastic bottle?’

‘Apparently,’ said the detective. Trying to keep up with Eva had taken its toll. So had the quads. ‘For all I know, she went in with one. All we saw was her taking the bottle out of her bag when she was waiting for the bus.’

Hodge ignored the logic. As far as he was concerned, suspects who visited herb farms, and had bottles in their bags afterwards, were definitely guilty.

But it was Mavis Mottram’s arrival at 45 Oakhurst Avenue later that afternoon that interested him most. ‘Subject collects children from school at 3.30,’ he read from the written report ‘gets home and a woman drives up in a mini.’

‘Correct.’

‘What’s she look like?’

‘Forty, if she’s a day. Dark hair. Five foot four. Blue anorak and khaki trousers with leg-warmers. Goes in at 3.55, leaving at 4.20.’

‘So she could have collected the bottle?’

‘Could have, I suppose, but she hadn’t got a bag and there was no sign of it.’

‘Then what?’

‘Nothing till the nextdoor neighbour comes home at 5.30. Look, it’s all there in my report.’

‘I know it is,’ said Hodge, ‘I’m just trying to get the picture. How did you know his name was Gamer?’

‘Blimey, I’d have to be stone deaf not to, the way she gave it to him, not to mention his wife carrying on something chronic.’

‘So what happened?’

‘This bloke Gamer goes in the door of 43,’ said the detective, ‘and five minutes later he’s out again like a scalded cat with his wife trying to stop him. Dashes round to the Wilts’ and tries to go in the side gate round the back of the house. Grabs the latch on the gate and the next moment he’s flat on his back in the flower bed, twitching like he’s got St Vitus’ dance and his missus is yelling like they’ve killed him.’

‘So what you’re saying is the back gate was electrified?’ said Hodge.

‘I’m not saying it. He did. As soon as he could speak, that is, and had stopped twitching. Mrs Wilt comes out and wants to know what he’s doing in her wallflowers. By the time he’s got to his feet, just, and is yelling that her
fucking hellcats – his words, not mine – have tried to murder him by stealing some statuette he’s got in his back garden, and they’ve put in theirs, and wiring up the back gate to the fucking mains. And Mrs Wilt tells him not to be so silly and kindly not to use filthy language in front of her daughters. After that, things got a bit confusing with him wanting his statue and her saying she hadn’t got it, and wouldn’t have it if he gave it to her because it’s dirty.’

‘Dirty?’ muttered Hodge. ‘What’s dirty about it?’

‘It’s one of those ones of a small boy peeing. Got it on his pond. She practically called him a pervert. And all the time his wife is pleading with him to come on home and never mind the ruddy statue, they can always get another one when they’ve sold the house. That got to him. “Sell the house?” he yells, “Who to? Even a raving lunatic wouldn’t buy a house next to the bloody Wilts.” Probably right at that.’

‘And what happened in the end?’ asked Hodge, making a mental note that he’d have an ally in Mr Gamer.

‘She insists he come through the house and see if his statue’s there, because she’s not going to have her girls called thieves.’

‘And he went?’ said Hodge incredulously.

‘Hesitantly,’ said the detective. ‘Came out shaken and swearing he’d definitely seen it there and if she didn’t believe those kids had tried to kill him, why were all the lights in the house on the blink. That had her, and he pointed out there was a piece of wire still tied to the bootscraper outside the back gate.’

‘Interesting,’ said Hodge. ‘And was there?’

‘Must have been, because she got all flustered then, especially when he said it was evidence to show the police.’

‘Naturally, with that bottle of dope still in the house,’ said Hodge. ‘No wonder they’d fixed the back door.’ A new theory had been formulated in his mind. ‘I tell you we’re on to something, this time.’

Even the Superintendent, who shared Flint’s view that Inspector Hodge was a greater menace to the public than half the petty crooks he arrested and would gladly have put the sod on traffic duty, had to admit that for once the Inspector seemed to be on the right track. ‘This fellow Wilt’s got to be guilty of something,’ he muttered as he studied the report of Wilt’s extraordinary movements during his lunch break.

In fact, Wilt had been on the look-out for McCullum’s associates and had almost immediately spotted the two detectives in an unmarked car when he’d walked out of the Tech to pick up the Escort at the back of The Glassblowers’ Arms, and had promptly taken evasive action with an expertise he’d learnt from watching old thrillers on TV. As a result, he’d doubled back down side roads, had disappeared up alleyways, had bought a number of wholly unnecessary items in crowded shops and had even bolted in the front doors of Boots and out the back before heading for the pub.

‘Returned to the Tech car park at 2.15,’ said the Superintendent. ‘Where’d he been?’

‘I’m afraid we lost him,’ said Hodge. ‘The man’s an expert. All we know is he came back driving fast and practically ran for the building.’

Nor had Wilt’s behaviour on leaving the Tech that evening been calculated to inspire confidence in his innocence. Anyone who walked out of the front gate wearing dark glasses, a coat with the collar turned up and a wig (Wilt had borrowed one from the Drama Department) and spent half an hour sitting on a bench by the bowling green on Midway Park, scrutinizing the passing traffic before sneaking back to the Tech car park, had definitely put himself into the category of a prime suspect.

‘Think he was waiting for someone?’ the Superintendent asked.