Authors: Len Deighton
âIf you say so, Steve,' I said.
âYou found out what those bastards are really like now, eh?' He nodded to himself. I believe he really thought they
had
framed him for the murder of Melodie Page. That was the sort of man Champion was, he could always convince himself that his cause was right and remember only the evidence he selected.
âRemember when you arrived â that night? Me, and young Pina, and little Caty and the bottle of champagne?'
âI remember,' I said.
âI told you that it would be up to you to keep me convinced you were loyal, not my job to prove you weren't. It's the same now, Charlie.'
I smiled.
âDon't think I'm joking, Charlie. It wouldn't need more than a wave to a stranger, or an unexplained phone call, for you to lose your job ⦠you know what I mean.'
âI can fill in the blank spaces, Steve.'
âCan you?'
âWe're not going to be distributing food parcels to old-age pensioners.'
â
No one
distributes food parcels to old-age pensioners, and soon I'm going to be one, Charlie. I'm past retiring age: ex-Major, DSO, MC, and I'm cold and hungry, at least I was until a few years ago. I've done my bit of villainy for God, King and country. And now I'm doing a bit for my own benefit.'
âAnd where would I fit in?' I asked.
âI need an assistant,' he said. âAnd you'd be perfect. Nothing to trouble your conscience; nothing to ruin your health.'
âIt sounds a bit boring, Steve.'
âI have a lot of Arabs working for me. They do the tricky jobs. They are good workers, and I pay enough to take the pick of the workforce, from botanists to butlers. But there are jobs that they can't do for me.'
âFor instance?'
âI've got to get a school for Billy. I can't send an Arab to take tea with a prospective headmaster. I need someone who can take a suitcase full of money somewhere, talk his way out of trouble, and forget all about it afterwards. I talk Arabic as fluently as any Arab, but I don't
think
like one, Charlie. I need someone I can relax with.'
âSounds like you need a wife,' I said, ânot an assistant.'
He sighed, and held up his gloved hand in a defensive gesture. âAnything but that, Charlie.' He let the hand fall. âYou need a job, Charlie; come and work for me. I need someone from our world.'
âThanks,' I said. âI appreciate it.'
âThere's a Latin tag â “Render a service to a friend ⦠to bind him closer”, is that how it goes?'
âYes,' I said, â“and render a service to an enemy, to make a friend of him”. You wrote that on the report to London, and told the pilot to make sure the old man got it personally. And we got that reprimand with the next night's radio messages. You remember!'
He shook his head to show that he didn't remember, and was annoyed to be reminded. It was difficult for Champion to appreciate how impressionable I had been in those early days. For him I'd just been another expendable subaltern. But, like many such eager kids, I'd studied my battle-scarred commander with uncritical intensity, as an infant studies its mother.
âWell, you didn't sign up for a course in elementary philosophy, did you?'
âNo,' I said, âfor one million dollars. When can I start?'
âRight now.' He pointed to a canvas two-suiter on the floor. âThat's for you. Use the battery shaver in the outside pocket, and change into the suit and shirt and stuff.'
âAll without leaving your sight?'
âYou catch on quick,' said Champion. The train gave a throaty roar as we rushed into the darkness of a tunnel and out again into blinding rain.
âAnd at Southampton: a false passport, a false beard and a boat?'
âCould be,' he admitted. âThere's no going back, Charlie. No farewell kisses. No notes cancelling the milk. No forwarding address.'
âNot even a chance to get a newspaper,' I said, reminding him of a device we'd used at Nice railway station one night in 1941, when Pina passed back through a police cordon to warn us.
âEspecially not a chance to get a newspaper,' he said. I sorted through the clothes he'd provided. They'd fit me. If Schlegel had a tail on me, in spite of my protests, they'd need a sharp-eyed man at Southampton to recognize me as I left the train. I was about to vanish through the floor, like the demon king in a pantomime. Well, it was about what I expected. I was changed within five minutes.
I settled back into the corner of my soft first-class seat, and used the electric shaver. Between gusts of rain I glimpsed rolling green oceans of grassland. Winchester flashed past, like a trawler fleet making too much smoke. After Southampton there would certainly be no going back.
âHave you started again?'
Champion was offering his cigars. âYes, I have,' I said.
Champion lit both cigars. âThe bearded one â the Bishop â was one of my people,' he said.
âI thought he might be.'
âWhy?' said Champion, as if he did not believe me.
âToo fragrant for a tramp.'
âHe told me,' said Champion. âBathed every day â every day!'
âNo one's perfect,' I said.
Champion gave a stony smile and punched my arm.
âWhen a senior officer, like Champion, confesses to being outwitted â that's the time to run for your life.' The quote originated from a German: a Sicherheitsdienst officer giving evidence to one of our departmental inquiries in 1945. Champion â like all other British SIS agents captured by the Nazi security service â faced a board after the war, and heard his ex-captors describe his interrogations. Not many came out of such investigations unscathed, and very few such men were ever employed in the field again. Champion was an exception.
âI think it's yours,' said Champion. He picked up the red king and waved it at me. âUnless you can think of something I can do.'
âNo, it's checkmate,' I said. I am a poor player, and yet I had won two games out of three. Champion swept the pieces off the small magnetic board, and folded it. âAnyway, we must be nearly there.'
âNice airport have just given us permission to land,' said the second pilot. I looked out of the window. The land below was dark except for a glittering scimitar that was the coast. We continued southwards, for even a small executive jet must obey the traffic pattern designed to leave jet-noise over the sea. Champion looked at his wristwatch. There would be a chauffeur-driven limousine at Nice airport, just as there had been at the quayside in Le Havre. There was no fuel crisis for Champion.
âYou must have questions,' said Champion. âYou never were the trusting type.'
âYes,' I said. âWhy did you bring your queen forward? Twice you did that. You must have seen what would happen.'
The limousine was there. It was parked in the no-waiting area. The cop had moved a sign to make room for it. The dark-skinned chauffeur was holding a boy in his arms when we saw him. The chauffeur's gigantic size made the child seem no larger than a baby. But he was a big boy, dressed in a denim bib and brace, with a red wool workshirt: all tailored with the sort of care that only the French expend on children's clothes.
âHas he been a good boy?' said Champion.
The chauffeur stroked the child's hair gently. âHave you, Billy?'
The boy just nuzzled closer into the shoulder of the dark wool uniform.
It was a starry night. The air was warm, and the white-shirted airport workers moved with a spurious grace. What had these men of the south in common with the stamping feet and placid anxiety of the bundled-up dock workers we'd seen sheltering from the driving rainstorms of northern Europe?
I sniffed the air. I could smell the flower market across the road, the ocean, the olives, the sun-oil and the money.
âBloody odd world,' said Champion, âwhen a man has to kidnap his own child.'
âAnd his friends,' I said.
Champion took his son from the chauffeur. He put him on the back seat of the car. Billy woke for a moment, smiled at both of us, and then closed his eyes to nuzzle into the leatherwork. Gently Champion pushed his son along the seat to make room for us. He gave no instructions to the driver, but the car started and moved off into the traffic of the busy coast road. A roar of engines became deafening, and modulated into a scream as a jet came low across the road and turned seaward.
âYou said you'd bring Mummy,' said the boy. His voice was drowsy and muffled by the seat. Champion didn't answer. The boy said it again: âYou said you'd bring her.'
âNow, that's not true, Billy,' said Champion. âIt will be a long time. I told you that.'
The boy was silent for a long time. When finally he mumbled, âYou promised,' it seemed as though he preferred the dispute to continue, rather than be silent and alone. âYou promised,' he said again.
I thought for one moment that Champion was going to strike the child, but the arm he stretched out went round him, and pulled him close. âDammit, Billy,' said Champion softly. âI need you to help your Dad, not fight with him.'
By the time we got to Cannes, the child's slow breathing indicated that he'd gone back to sleep.
You won't find the Tix mansion in any of those coffee-table books about the houses and gardens of the rich families of France. But the Tix fortune was once a notable one, and the house had been built without regard to cost. The quarry, two miles from it, had been the basis of the Tix empire, and even now in the summer, when there had been no rain for a couple of weeks, the yellow quarry-dust could be seen on the marble steps, the carved oak door and on the half-timbered gables.
A century earlier, the wealth from the quarry had built this great house, and created the village that had housed the men who worked there. But the riches of the quarry had diminished to seams that had to be mined. Eventually even the honeycomb of the mine's diggings yielded so little that it was closed. The village languished, and finally became a training ground where French infantry learned house-to-house fighting. But the mansion survived, its paintings and furnishings as intact as three great wars permitted.
The builder had made it face the entrance to the drive, a track nearly a mile long. It was a gloomy house, for the dramatic siting of this solitary building on the desolate limestone plateau condemned it to dim northern light.
The electricity was provided by a generator which made a steady hum, audible throughout the house. The hall lights dimmed as we entered, for the power it provided was fitful and uncertain. The entrance hall was panelled in oak, and a wide staircase went to a gallery that completely surrounded the hall. I looked to the balcony but could see no one there, and yet I never entered the house without feeling that I was being observed.
âMake yourself at home,' said Champion, not without some undertones of self-mockery.
The tiled floor reflected the hall table, where the day's papers were arrayed, undisturbed by human hand. The roses were perfect, too, no discoloured leaf disfigured them, nor shed petal marred their arrangement. It was as homely as a wax museum, its life measured by the pendulum of the longcase clock that ticked softly, and tried not to chime.
A servant appeared from a room that I later learned was Champion's study. This was Mebarki, Champion's Algerian secretary. He was about fifty years old, his eyes narrow, skin pigmented, and his white hair cropped close to the skull. He pulled the door closed behind him and stood in the recessed doorway like a sentry.
Champion carried his son, sound asleep, in his arms. A man in a green baize apron helped the chauffeur with Champion's cases. But my attention was held by a girl. She was in her early twenties. The dark woollen dress and flat heels were perhaps calculated to be restrained, as befits the station of a domestic servant who does not wear uniform. But in fact the button-through knitted dress clung to her hips and breasts, and revealed enough of her tanned body to interest any man who knew how to undo a button.
âAnything?' said Champion to the white-haired man.
âTwo Telex messages; the bank and the confirmation.'
âIn gold?'
âYes.'
âGood. It's a pity they have to learn the hard way. In that case tell the warehouse, and let them collect them as soon as they like.'
âAnd I confirmed lunch tomorrow.' Mebarki turned his cold eyes to me. There was no welcome there.
âGood, good, good,' said Champion, as his mind turned to other matters. Still holding his son, he started up the stairs. âI'll put Billy to bed, Nanny,' he said. âCome along, Charles. I'll show you your room.'
The servants dispersed, and Champion took me along the dark upstairs corridors of the house to my room.
âThere's a phone in your room: dial two for my room, one for my study, and ten for the kitchen. They'll get you coffee and a sandwich, if you ask.'
âIt's a plush life, Steve.'
âGoodnight, Charlie. Sleep well.'
My âroom' was a suite: a double-bedroom, ante-room and sitting-room, with a fully stocked cocktail cabinet and a balcony that overlooked a thousand acres of scrub. There were books too: carefully chosen ones. I was flattered by the care shown in choosing them, and affronted by the assurance that I'd arrive.
I picked up the phone and asked for tea and ham sandwiches. âTea with milk,' I said again. It was the nanny who answered. She replied in English. It was English English. âHave cold chicken,' she suggested. âThey don't eat ham here â they're Arabs.'
âI'll come down to the kitchen,' I said.
âNo, I'll bring it up,' she said hurriedly. âCheese or chicken?'
âChicken.'
âStay there. I'll bring it up.'
I walked out on to my balcony. There was still a light burning somewhere in the lower part of the house, and there were the mixed smells of capsicums being scorched in the style of Arab cooking, and the sweet smell of incense.