30 Pieces of a Novel (4 page)

Thinks of Sage on and off the rest of the day: car ride home, shucking corn, taking the clothes off the outside line and folding them as he stood there, little during dinner and then when washing the dishes, and that night, in the dark when he's outside the house peeing, he imagines them standing and him holding her, face looking up at his from a height his wife's would be until he changes it in his head so it's even with his, then on a bed, side by side rubbing the other's body, and then she turns over on her stomach so he can get behind her, then the two of them in the back of a car trying to find a comfortable position to screw in, both completely naked though he thinks they'd only be naked from the waist down, if that, no matter where they parked. He never did anything like that in a car—at the most heavy petting and not for some twenty years, the last time in front of the woman's house in the front seat of her car, just as a joke: “You know,” he said, or something like this, and they'd been sleeping together for months, “I haven't made out with a girl in a car for years, and never one behind the wheel, so is it all right if we don't go in just yet and sort of futz around a little out here?” and she said, “Go ahead, I wouldn't mind fooling around like that too; it'd be different.” But how does one go about having sex in a car? He knows, to do it half in and half out of a car, she'd sit off the end of the seat with her legs outside and of course the door open and the man would do it standing with her legs up on his shoulders or against his chest or somewhere around there, or leaning over her with her legs around his waist or hanging over the side. He once, in a New York state park years ago, walked past a young couple doing it that way or something like it. But entirely in the car with the door closed? Probably in the backseat with her sitting on his thighs and facing him. Or she could sit with her back to him and in the front seat too, he supposes, depending on the size car. Sage saying when she's on top of him in his head, “I'm in love with you, I don't care about the age difference,” with the same smile she had when she spoke of overindulging on popovers. It gets him excited. It's almost black out now, no moon or stars and no other house or light of any kind for half a mile, he's behind the unlit patio, door's closed to it from the kitchen so he's out of view, and he forces his penis back through the fly, zips up or tries to but has to push the penis down again before he can get the zipper up over the bulge, feels the last of the pee dribbling down his thigh, not just drops but a stream. Did it too quickly, should have shook more—why'd he rush as if he were about to be caught with his hard-on out? He might think of her later if he makes love with his wife, but only up to a point. In fact if he thinks anymore of her he'll almost definitely make love to his wife even if she's not at first in the mood to, simply through his persistence and the way he has when he wants to very much and various things he does and her willingness after a while or just resignation to it, feeling it easier to give in than resist if she wants to get to sleep, and she also knows he'll be quick.

Then he thinks of the time—he's sitting at the kitchen table now reading a book, kids asleep, wife somewhere else in the house, little radio on the windowsill next to him tuned to a classical music concert taped in St. Louis—he was a guest waiter in a children's sleep-away camp, still in college but troubled about what he'd do when he graduated—journalism, Garment District, advertising, law, grad school in English or international relations, stay an extra year in college to get his predentistry requirements out of the way or take some education courses the next two terms so he could become a junior high school teacher for a few years, or just quit college now and join the army or odd-job it around Europe and the States till he knew what he wanted to do—and met a girl there, someone very beautiful and intelligent whom he flipped for—marriage, he began thinking, why not marriage and babies early on which'll force him into some profession and give him a draft deferment and all the sex he wants?—and when he tried kissing her the second time one night she said something to him like—it was outside, in the middle of a baseball diamond, and she was trying to get her arm out from under his to point out some constellations she recognized in the sky and which he'd said he was interested in—“Let's be frank about this right away, Gould: I can in no way become involved with you romantically. It's the lack of chemistry or the void of something else and maybe of a dozen things; it's not that there's some other guy I specially like, although this would be the most propitious time for me to start a new relationship, since I'm completely free in every possible way and the surrounding conditions here are so perfect for it. But that's how it is and will always be between us, I'm afraid, so please, I can see you're a very persistent fellow when you want to be, but don't think you can ever change it,” and he said, “Hey, fine by me; I can't see any problem with your decision, and not to make you feel small, but there are plenty of little fishies in the sea,” and shook her hand good night, and after a few days' sadness and then downright despair for two weeks he got her parents' phone number and called, actually put a hanky over the mouthpiece to disguise his voice, though he'd never talked to them before—he supposes he didn't want any speech mannerisms or defects detected and later relayed to her and she could say “Oh, you mean with a weak
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and drops his G's; I know the jerk”—and said to her father, because he answered, “Excuse me, you don't know me, but your daughter (he forgets her first and last names now) is sleeping around. All I can say about how I know this is I'm one of the many guys she's doing it with but the only one who resents the others and wants her all to himself, even, if you can believe this after what I said about her activities, eventually to marry her,” and hung up. A stupid, awful thing to do, despicable, he knew that then, knew it before he did it but hardly thought twice about doing it, for he was crazy in love and couldn't stand seeing her swimming in the lake or walking around in shorts or escorting her campers into the mess hall and thought maybe her parents would come up and whisk her away and that'd be the end of her in his life, besides being jealous, to the point where his stomach ached and he couldn't sleep because he kept thinking of them, of this drippy, brainy squirt she was going with now and, he knew, would soon be screwing. She later came up to him and said, “Did you call my home the other night and talk to my dad? Don't lie that you didn't,” and he said, “Me? How would I even know where you live and what your father's name is and so on to get your phone number?” and she said, “I've mentioned what borough I live in and that his first name is Jackson, a not very common first name, so it'd be a cinch to find him through Information or if the camp office has a Brooklyn phone book, which it has to, since half the campers come from there,” and he said, “Maybe you did tell me all that but I don't recall it and I didn't call him, I'm sorry, but also for how it's obviously making you so upset,” and she said, “You're a big bull artist if there ever was one and you know it. It could only have been you, as you're the only guy I know stupid and juvenile enough to do it.” He didn't believe she was sure it was him, continued to think of her almost constantly, stomachaches, trouble falling asleep, every time he saw her and the brainy squirt; they looked even happier, holding hands, necking in front of everybody, they had to be sleeping with each other now but where would they do it?—each had a bunk with six to seven campers in it—in the woods, maybe, late at night, or they pooled their money for a motel room or did it in someone's car; and a couple of weeks later he called her home again, her mother answered and he said, hanky over the mouthpiece, in what he thought was a thick Middle European accent, that he was the camp director, Rabbi Berman, and he thinks her daughter's pregnant and wants her and her husband, for the sake of Sandy's campers—that was her name, Sandy—to come up and get her off the grounds immediately—“The girl's a disgrace!” he yelled, and hung up. He didn't know what happened after that, if the parents came up or even told Sandy about it or called the director, but she didn't accuse him of making a second call and continued to avoid him the rest of the summer, turning around and hurrying away from him if she saw him heading in her direction, leaving the social hall or one of the local bars alone or with her boyfriend if Gould was there at the same time.

He makes love with his wife that night: first puts his hand on her breast, she puts hers on his—they were lying on their backs, room dark, still no stars or moonlight; he had to trace her face to find her lips—got on their sides to face each other and kissed and more deeply kissed and moved their hands down and now they were really started, he'd thought of Sage a lot before he turned the night-table light off while he was waiting for his wife to come to bed and a little of Sage during the beginning of the lovemaking and then just thought of his wife and now just thinks of a woman in the dark with more appealing—higher, firmer, but not larger—breasts, and legs stronger, harder, longer, slimmer than his wife's, but the same beautiful face as hers—to him almost no woman has a more beautiful face and lovelier hair or skin—and next day Sage is intermittently on his mind: while he's running his daily two miles, swimming in the local lake he likes taking his kids to, reading the newspaper, working on a manuscript, cooking dinner, and washing the dishes after and later listening to another concert on radio, this time an organ one taped in St. Paul. He doesn't know what it is but she's sure as hell captured his imagination, he thinks, which a woman, usually one young as she the last dozen years and up till now always one of his students, does from time to time, but never as intensely or for this long. He thinks of getting her phone number from Florida Information and calling her parents. That is, if they live there, because maybe the college she goes to is in that city or town—which is it?—and she lives in Palm Beach only when she's away from home. Well, he'll find out, won't he? when he calls Information, and that would be the end of it if that's what the situation is. But why call her parents? Not like the last time: to get them to come up and take their daughter away. Just to do something wild, idiotic, and unfuddydud-like, that's all, something he once was or used to do or just didn't feel constricted and tight about being or doing till around twenty years ago, which was a few years before he met his wife. And unfuddydud-like's not the word; it's “uncareful, unheedful, unforethoughtful, untimid, unsmothered, imprudent, unrepressed.” In other words, a reason or justification he just thought of but one connected to the memory of what he did with Sandy and her folks. In other words, if he hadn't thought about Sandy in connection to Sage, he wouldn't have thought of doing it. In other words, an excuse to be as stupid and reckless as he can one more time because he suddenly feels compelled to and it feels scary and exciting but damn good. But why be that stupid and reckless? Didn't he just say? Anyway, don't answer, for by questioning it he won't do anything to be like it, for doing what he thought about doing is something you do without giving it those kinds of justifications and reasons and second thoughts, and more so at his age than when he was twenty or thirty or approaching forty. So it's just for him, a release of some sort, last done so long ago it's almost as if he never did it, stupid as it is. And when he gets, if he does, one of her parents on the phone, what will he say? What he has to, what will come out, and, unlike the last time, all unthought-of beforehand and unrehearsed, in any accent or voice he wants, even his real one, since neither they nor Sage know him, and probably the real one is the bravest to do and so in the end will give him the greatest release. If he gets their answering machine he'll leave whatever message he'll leave and call it quits with this wild, idiotic craziness or whatever it is. Or maybe he'll do it as an experiment: once he speaks to one of her folks or their answering machine or the phone just rings and rings till he hangs up, will Sage then leave his mind for good or close to it? Or maybe tomorrow—probably tomorrow—this whole notion of calling will be gone. Is that what he wants? Of course it would be best, along with his not thinking of her so much if at all, for what's he gain by it? But that's not what he's saying and he doesn't want to think of it anymore now or it'll all be spoiled. How's that? Drop it; and he squeezes his eyes closed and stays that way for about a minute, and that seems to do it.

He goes to town next day. “I have some photocopying to do and I'll pick up a good bread,” he tells his wife; “anything else you might want?” hoping there isn't, since he doesn't want to make a bunch of stops, especially if what she wants him to get is before the place he wants to make the call from, and she says, “Nothing I can think of,” and he starts to leave, then thinks of it and also what a fake he is, considering what's getting him out of here, and goes back to kiss her and then leaves, stomach churning nervously, even youthfully in a way, hasn't felt that feeling in his pit for he doesn't know how long, a feeling like—well, churning, nervousness, and of course he's been thinking of Sage most of the morning, but that could be because he was thinking of making the call and how he would do it, which means he didn't give himself a chance to forget her. Does he really have the guts for this? he thinks in the car: the brains, no, but the guts? Well, he'll find out, and stops at a pay phone against the side wall of the first service station in town, has three dollars in change; if the call's more he'll forget it: he'd have to get change from the guy inside, and besides, it doesn't make sense if it has to be so expensive. Looks in the phone book attached to the phone stand for the Palm Beach area code—it isn't listed but West Palm Beach is—and he dials it plus the Information number and asks for Ottunburg and spells it, “I don't know the exact address but it's there, in the heart of the city, and I think this Ottunburg's the only one.” He's told that there are five Ottunburg numbers, all at the same address—Nelson F., pool, cottages two and three, and the children's phone—and he says, “Give me Nelson, not the pool or cottages but the main house,” dials, sticks two-seventy-five in when asked for it, and a woman answers and he thinks it could be the maid or cook or someone, what with the spread they must have, and says, “I'd like to speak to Mr. Ottunburg, please”—not sure why he asked for him; if a man had answered he might have asked for Mrs. Ottunburg, probably to give himself a little more time—and she says, “He's not home; who's calling?” and he says, “Is he at work?” and thinks why'd he ask that? since he's not going to make another call and not just because he has no more change, and she says, “He's on a business trip, may I take a message?” and he says, “Is Mrs. Ottunburg in?” and she says, “This is she, who am I speaking to?” and he says, “Then this is for you too, ma'am. Your daughter Sage—who's fine, by the way, best of health, no problems—is having an intense affair with a fifty-eight-year-old man in Bar Harbor, Maine, I'm sorry to have to report to you,” and she says, “My, my, not Sage,” and he thinks, She kidding him or what? because she doesn't sound serious, which even if he didn't expect her to that much he didn't think she'd be mocking and he says, “Yes, Sage, a waitress, I believe, at the Popover Palace or something there in Acadia National Park—I never get to those places because I can't stand the crowds,” and she says, “May I again ask who's calling, since this is quite alarming, sir?” and he says, “I can't divulge my name, I'm sorry, and I have to go now,” and she says, “One thing I do know, though, is that you can't be the man she's having this affair with—Sage would never take to someone so gross,” and hangs up.