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Authors: Carina Axelsson
A Crime of Fashion
Despite her long legs and fashion-obsessed family, all Axelle wants to do is solve mysteries. So when star designer Belle La Lune vanishes, Axelle seizes the chance to go undercover as a model to crack the case â even if it means being tortured with eyelash-curlers and teetering on sky-high heels.
Aided by the distractingly gorgeous Sebastian, Axelle races against the clock to solve the mystery at the heart of Paris Fashion Weekâ¦
Carina Axelsson
is a former fashion model, whose jet-setting career saw her starring in advertising campaigns and fashion magazines across the globe, including shoots for
Vogue
and
Elle
.
After growing up in California, Carina moved to New York, and then later to Paris, where she studied art and rounded off her days in fashion with a short stint working as a PA to international fashion designer John Galliano. Her experiences â along with a love of Scooby-Doo and Agatha Christie â inspired her to write
Model Under Cover
.
Carina now lives in Western Germany with her partner and four dogs. She writes and illustrates full-time.
You can find out more about Carina at
www.carinaaxelsson.com
To Gustav, as promised, and with love⦠And a huge, sparkly thanks to the ever-patient and super-fab, Jenny Savill.
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She was being pushed up a stairwell â of that much Belle was sure.
“Come on, faster,” urged the gruff voice behind her. “Do you think we're window-shopping at Chanel?”
She couldn't have answered the question if she'd wanted to â the tape on her mouth made sure of that. Up, up, up they climbed. It was a tight, steep, stone stairwell â an old one, judging from the worn edges and uneven steps she kept tripping over. But, then, buildings in Paris were full of old stone stairwells â if they were still in Paris, that was. The tightly bound blindfold was preventing her from confirming what the rest of her could only feel.
Suddenly they came to a halt. From behind, an arm reached out along her side and a key was worked roughly into a lock. There was a raspy scrape, then a click, as the lock was opened.
“This is it, gorgeous â your ivory tower.”
Her blindfold was removed and the tape on her mouth was pulled off, but, before she could cry for help, she was unceremoniously thrust onto a musty bed, its metal springs squeaking loudly in complaint as she landed on it.
“Get some rest,” she was told, as her captor retreated, “and we'll negotiate later.”
She lay face down with her wrists tied. Seconds later she heard the key turn.
Belle was locked in.
There was no backing out now, I thought as I slipped the two tickets out of their envelope for a last look before putting them into my tote bag. They looked harmless enough. Although why shouldn't they? It was hardly their fault I was being shipped to Paris.
AXELLE ANDERSON
London St. Pancras â Paris Gare du Nord
Train 3309 Departure Time 15h05
Coach 12 Seat 35
Nope. No getting out of it â that was definitely my name printed there.
“Axelle, hurry up, would you? We don't want to be late!”
And that was definitely my mum's voice.
“Axelle?”
“Coming!” Quickly I lurched across my room to the wardrobe opposite my bed. I didn't care what my mum said â I was taking it. As far as I was concerned, I needed all the good vibes I could get. From the back of the bottom drawer I pulled out my lucky jumper and shoved it into my tote.
“Your father has started the car!”
“Coming!” With a last look around my room and a quick kiss on the top of Halley's furry white head, I bounded down the stairs.
It was sunny and bright that afternoon; a brisk spring breeze whistled through the St. Pancras terminal as, thirty minutes later, I waited for the boarding call for my train with Mum and Dad.
“Axelle, did you pack your new jumper?”
“Don't forget to charge your phone.”
“And did you have to take your old tote bag? After I've just bought you a new one?”
“Forty-four, Axelle! Don't forget to put a +44 before dialling any English number.”
“And for goodness' sake, DO brush your hair while you're away, Axelle. Every day.”
No, I hadn't packed my new jumper, I'd packed my old and lucky jumper, but there was no point admitting to that now. Like, how old did they think I was? And hadn't I been to Paris often enough that I knew how to dial out?
Parents. Honestly.
“And remember, Axelle,” said my mum, “this is
your
week. Enjoy yourself!”
Right, I thought. If this is
my
week then why am I going somewhere I don't want to go to do something I absolutely don't want to do?
“You might end up liking it so much you'll never come back!” my dad said.
Yeah, ha ha, Dad.
The final call for my train was announced over the loudspeakers. I gave my parents a last hug, then turned, stepped through the automatic doors and queued for security. Minutes later I climbed into my carriage on Platform 5, one floor up from the entrance level. I could just see my parents near the Searcys bar next to the platform. My mum was walking along, looking into the carriage windows. She saw me just as the train began to pull out of the station.
I waved goodbye to my family as the train began its two-and-a-half-hour journey to Paris. I kept waving until they were nothing more than pinpricks of colour on the now distant platform and then, with the final turn out of the train station, disappeared from view altogether. I leaned back deeply in my seat and stretched my legs out in front of me, careful not to hit the stockinged ankles of the lady sitting across from me.
This wasn't my first trip to Paris â I'd been many times before. But this was my first trip aloneâ¦and, contrary to what probably happens to most sixteen-year-old girls, I was being sent to Paris for Fashion Week as
punishment
.
I'll start at the beginning: what I love most in this world is a mystery. Getting to the bottom of a story, finding a secret, following a riddle, solving a puzzle, that's what makes me buzz. Discerning the differences between what people do and what they say is fun, a never-ending game of find-the-motive. My mum likes to say sleuthing is my “hobby”, but that's like saying Lady Gaga likes to sing in her spare time. And despite my mum's many delusional attempts to push me to do something else, all I've ever wanted to be is a private detective.
“I blame your gran,” she always says. “Every time I turned my back she'd switch off
Sesame Street
and pop in one of her Agatha Christie DVDs. Instead of Elmo and Big Bird you had Hercule Poirot and Miss Marple.”
Then I always say, “It hasn't done me any harm!” which makes my mum roll her eyes. “Besides,” I continue, “what's so wrong with wanting to be a private detective?”
“Axelle, detective work is for old men shuffling around in trench coats,” she likes to remind me, “although, mind you, Burberry has some nice ones out right now â but, still, Axelle, is that really what you want to be?”
“What about Nancy Drew? She's not an old man in a trench coat.”
“True. But she didn't get that convertible by solving mysteries.”
“Maybe she didn't, but I will.”
“Right.” Then, at this point there is always a short pause, after which my mum invariably starts with the one idea I'm absolutely allergic to: “Axelle, why don't you give modelling a try?” This is my mum's big wish, that I become a model (failing that she'd love me to take over her successful interior design business â but modelling wins by a long shot). “Your Aunt Venetia could help you and with your long legsâ”
“I'm short, Mum, remember?”
“You're not
that
short, Axelle, and if you cut your hair⦔ Blah, blah, blah.
It's always the same, round and round we go. It's the one story I never seem to get anywhere with.
At least my best friend Jennifer Watanabe is supportive â up to a point.
“I mean, you
are
good at finding stuff out, Axelle. Remember how you found Mrs Singh's missing mail? And remember my mascara?”
“Halley found your mascara in the garden. That hardly qualifies as great detection.”
“Still. I wouldn't have found it without you â I mean, she's your dog.”
“Thanks, Jen.”
“Anyway, my point is, even if you are good at figuring things out â and you are â what could be the harm in, you knowâ¦trying to
improve
yourself a little?”
The problem with Jenny's ideas for my self-improvement is that they always involve my appearance. Lying on her bed as we had this discussion for the hundredth time, I watched as she looked at me through half-closed eyes, like an artist before a lump of fast-drying clay. “Your silence is becoming ominous, Jenny,” I said.
Jenny herself left no room for improvement â she was perfect, as far as I could tell. Her straight black hair fell in a shiny sheet to the middle of her back, her face was devoid of pores and her delicate build never failed to make me feel gangly by comparison.
“If you'd just let your hairâ”
“Don't start with my hair, Jenny.”
“And your glassesâ”
“I like wearing my glasses!”
Jenny shrugged her shoulders. “Fine. Have it your way. But you could easily look totally amazing. You'd have everyone at school eating out of your hand. I mean, look at you, Axelle, you're slim and you've got the longest legs of anyone I know. Lots of people think you're a model⦔
Jenny left the rest unsaid â namely, that lots of people think I'm a modelâ¦
until I turn around
.
“It's your hair, Axelle. It's too overwhelming. And those glasses â do they have to be so big? And so
heavy
? And why can't you let me do your make-up instead ofâ”
“You know why I do what I do. I mean, how am I supposed to be a detective if I walk around looking like some supermodel? Then I'll have everyone staring at me and I'll never get to the bottom of anything. As a private eye I'm supposed to blend in, remember?”
“You sort of have a point⦠”
“I
totally
have a point.”
Sometimes talking to Jenny could be scarily similar to talking with my mum.
For the most part I think I've always managed to combine my detective work with school and home quite well. The investigative column I write for the school magazine gives me some good cover when nosing around and as long as I keep my grades up â which I do â there isn't much my parents can say.
But
there have been a few incidents lately that, for whatever reason, seem to have exploded out of all proportion, like mushrooms after a rainy day. And, unfortunately, the worst one had to happen when I was with my mumâ¦
A few weeks ago Mum and I went shopping together at her favourite department store. She loves shopping there so much that I would actually count it as a hobby of hers. Anyway, we were at a cosmetics counter and my mum was being given a facial by a woman with dark hair scraped back into a hard bun. She wore lots of jewellery and enunciated her words v-e-r-y c-l-e-a-r-l-y. She was telling my mum that she knew the products worked because just last night she had celebrated her fortieth birthday and see how fresh and youthful her skin looked. Needless to say that got me thinking because, honestly, her complexion did look fresh and youthful â suspiciously so. While my mum told her, “Wow, you look amazing for your age,” I slipped behind the counter and took a look around. Within thirty seconds I'd found what I was looking for.
“Excuse me,” I said, “but is your name Leanne?”
“Why, yes,” she answered, surprised. “How did you know?” I saw one of my mum's eyes slowly open, panic beginning to register in it. With that green stuff slathered all over her face and her hair pulled back into a hairnet, she looked like an angry turtle. Anyway, I was hot on the trail of truth and wasn't about to let my mother stop me.
“Right. So, Leanne, why did you just lie to us about your age?”
Underneath its layer of powder, the saleslady's face turned white. My mum's second eye opened, the panic changing into outright anger.
“According to your employee card you're actually only thirty-two â or is that a lie too?” I didn't want to get her in trouble or anything â I simply wanted the truth â but no sooner was it out of my mouth than a tight-lipped silence filled the air. The saleslady was not amused. Neither was Mum.
We had to cross the entire cosmetics floor and then walk along a good length of Knightsbridge in the glare of broad daylight with Mum's face slathered in a bright green face mask. As Mum drove out of our parking space (a bit too quickly, I thought), she seemed stressed, so I said, “Mum, calm down. I'm sure that with a lot of warm water and some elbow grease that green guck will come off your face.”
Suddenly the car swerved, narrowly avoiding a few pedestrians and a bus. I thought Mum was about to have a heart attack. But no. “This has nothing to do with the mask on my face, Axelle! It has to do with you! You should calm down and STOP STICKING YOUR NOSE INTO OTHER PEOPLE'S BUSINESS.” Mum was wiping furiously at her face with a tissue she had found in the glove compartment but she wasn't having much luck â the mask had dried to a pretty hard consistency.
“I don't do it intentionally â it just kind of happens. I get a feeling about something and then I need to follow it to its natural conclusion.”
Mum gave me a look that even the hardened streaks of the face mask couldn't disguise the meaning of.
“âJust kind of happens'? This time you've gone too far, Axelle, really TOO FAR. You have no limits when it comes to snooping around. None. Zero. You've got to start going out more, doing more, seeing more⦠I mean, you've spent more time in the last year working on your âcases' for your school column or spying on our neighbours than most girls your age spend in the bathroom.”
“But, Mum, she was lying to you!”
“And so what, Axelle? Who cares? It was only a facial and the poor woman was only trying to do her job. She's not Mrs Peacock in the conservatory with the candlestick! Life isn't a game of Cluedo!”
“I was only trying to help. It's not my fault if I felt something was off with what she said â and, by the way, I was right!”
“Axelle, that âI felt something' line doesn't work any more. It's time you discovered there's more to life than solving mysteries which don't even exist.”
Needless to say, the ride home was quiet after that, although as we drove past Marble Arch my mum let slip (in the same way one lets slip a lion from its cage) that perhaps it was time that she and my dad helped me “take full responsibility for your actions”. Well, as time would prove, it wasn't an empty threat. The seed of the idea must have already begun to sprout, and by the time we turned out of Hyde Park at Bayswater, I've no doubt that her plan was fully formed.
Four nights ago (and three weeks after the face mask incident) it was my birthday. And because it fell on a school night, we were to have dinner at home. Mum was going to make pizzas and Jenny and her parents were coming round. “We have a special surprise for you tonight, Axelle,” Mum told me that morning.
My mum's idea of a special surprise tends to have sleeves. But maybe I'd get lucky and my parents would give me the periscope I'd been asking for. (“If they don't give you one,” said Jenny, “then we can make one with mirrors from my supply of make-up freebies.”) Anyway, I crossed my fingers and hoped this was the surprise my mum was so mysteriously alluding to.