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FAIRWOOD PRESS

Bonney Lake, WA

These twenty-two short stories are measured out with a cup of normal and a pound of the fantastic.  From dark fairytales to alien skies, Monk’s stories blend haunting yesterdays, forgotten  todays and twisted tomorrows wherein:

...A normal little girl in a city made of gears, takes on the world to save a toy....A normal ancient monster living in Seattle, must decide if love is worth trusting a hero...A normal patchwork woman and her two-headed boyfriend stitch their life and farm together with needle, thread, and time...a normal vampire in a knitting shop must face sun-drenched secrets...a normal snow creature’s wish changes a mad man’s life...a normal man breaks reality with a hamster...and yes, a normal little robot, defines how extraordinary friendship can be.

Poignant, bittersweet, frightening, and funny, these stories pour out worlds that are both lovely and odd, darkly strange and tantalizingly familiar, where no matter how fantastic the setting or situation, love, freedom, and hope find a way to take root and thrive.

Praise for Devon Monk’s

A CUP OF NORMAL

“A delicious sampling of her short fiction, including four stories original to this volume . . . Featuring quirky, well-developed protagonists whose decisions have significant moral consequences, these stories also show a strong sense of place. Sometimes funny, sometimes dark, often both, they are varied in form and invariably rewarding.” —
Publisher’s Weekly

“Re-reading Devon Monk’s short stories reminds me once again of what a terrific writer she is. I’m proud to have published her first story and look forward to publishing many more. She’s got a long and bright career ahead of her!” —Shawna McCarthy, editor of
Realms of Fantasy

“Here are stories to unsettle and disturb you. Whether it’s Medusa in love, vampire heat, a spidery Christmas, shattered bowls of dreams or machine conspiracies, there are scenes that will continue to lurk in dark corners of your mind. Beautifully written. Enjoy the ride.”

—James C. Glass, author of
The Viper of Portello


A Cup of Normal
showcases the breadth and variety of Devon Monk’s imagination. From science fiction to epic fantasy, and everything in between, Monk demonstrates a flexibility of style and concept that surprises, entertains, and touches the heart in equal measure.”

—Marie Brennan, author of
Midnight Never Come

“There may be the word “normal” in the title of Devon’s collection, but the stories are touching, personal narratives of the extraordinary.  Reading Monk’s work is like going to your neighborhood supermarket only to find that everything on the shelves is magical. She has the exceptional gift of making the reader both comfortable and amazed at the same time.”

—James Van Pelt, author of
Summer of the Apocalypse

“Devon Monk’s collection of stories is a series of little gems, some sparkling and bright, some dark and foreboding. Delightfully written and richly imagined, the reader will be charmed by such diverse tales as the monster in “Dusi” who finally finds her true love, and alarmed by stories like “X-Day,” a very black Christmas indeed. From Greek mythology to the battlefields of Vietnam to a slightly twisted take on contemporary life, these sweet, weird, sometimes romantic stories always engender the sense of wonder for which the genre is famous.”

—Louise Marley, author of
Mozart’s Blood

A CUP OF NORMAL

A Fairwood Press Book

September 2010

Copyright © 2010 by Devon Monk

All Rights Reserved

No part of this book may be reproduced or transmitted in any form or by any means, electronic or mechanical, including photocopying, recording, or by any information storage and retrieval system, without permission in writing from the publisher.

Fairwood Press

21528 104th Street Court East

Bonney Lake, WA 98391

www.fairwoodpress.com

Cover illustration by Elena Vizerskaya

Cover Design by Nicole Thomson

Book Design by Patrick Swenson

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This Font Software is licensed under the SIL Open Font License, Version 1.1.

ISBN13: 978-0-9820730-9-4

First Fairwood Press Edition: September 2010

Second Edition: February 2015

Printed in the United States of America

For My Family, Dreamers One and All

COPYRIGHTS

“Dusi” (
Realms of Fantasy
, Oct 1999)

“Beer with a Hamster Chaser”

(
Lady Churchill’s Rosebud Wristlet #14
, June 2004)

“Probe” (
Odyssey #5
, 1998)

“That Saturday” (
Better off Dead
, Daw Books, Nov 2008)

“The Wishing Time” (First publication in the 1st edition, 2010)

“Bearing Life” (
Maiden, Matron, Crone
, Daw Books, May 2005)

“A Cup of Normal” (First publication in 2nd edition, 2015)

“Stitchery” (
Black Gate #2
, 2001;
Year’s Best Fantasy 2
, Eos, 2002)

“Last Tour of Duty” (
Realms of Fantasy
, Dec 2001)

“Oldblade” (
Talebones #19
, Spring 2000)

“Skein of Sunlight” (
Mammoth Book of Vampire Romance 2
, 2009)

“Stringing Tomorrow” (
Talebones
#32, Spring 2006)

“X-Day” (First publication in the 1st edition, 2010)

“Menders” (First publication in the 1st edition, 2010)

“Leeward to the Sky” (
Realms of Fantasy
, June 2002)

“Fishing the Edge of the World” (
Talebones
#28, Summer 2004)

“Moonlighting” (
Fantasy Gone Wrong
, Daw Books, Sept 2006)

“Christmas Card” (First publication in the 1st edition, 2010)

“Ducks in a Row” (
Realms of Fantasy
, April 2006)

“Singing Down the Sun” (
Fantastic Companions
, May 2005)

“Here After Life” (
Realms of Fantasy
, Feb 2003)

“Falling with Wings” (
Realms of Fantasy
, Aug 2004)

“When the Train Calls Lonely” (
Realms of Fantasy
, Oct 2007)

INTRODUCTION

Patrick Swenson

Devon Monk isn’t normal.

She wants you to think she is, but she’s not. I mean look at the title of this collection.
A Cup of Normal
? Ha, who does she think she’s kidding? Robots, hamsters, dragons, ogres, snakes, pixies, and ducks. Ducks? Oh yeah, nice try, Devon. Attempting to use ordinary, normal ducks in a story to distract us from the threads of real magic in this collection.

Devon Monk weaves a fine yarn. I mean, she uses yarn to knit a great story. I mean she knits great
Transformers
hats, Locoroco toys, and book bags. (She’s an avid knitter, and if you haven’t yet checked out her projects on her website gallery, you
must
.) The thing is, Devon Monk just knows how to put things together. In the case of this collection, I’m talking about fabulous, wonderful, inventive stories. She lets them slide into the dark where despair dwells, and after they’ve settled there for a while, she allows them to emerge into the light so she can show us all where hope lives.

As her publisher and editor for this project, I asked who she might want to write an introduction, but instead of giving me names, she veered from normalcy and pointed at
me
. Well, I’m honored to write it, and I have good
reasons
to do so. I bought one of her earliest stories for
Talebones
, the magazine I edited for fourteen years. That story was “Oldblade,” and it was the first of four of Devon’s stories to appear in the magazine. Three of those stories are in this collection. The story from
Talebones
that
isn’t
in here (one of my favorites of hers,
period
, by the way) isn’t in here for a very, very good reason, and you may all be lucky enough to understand why some day.

She might correct me later, but I believe I first met Devon at Orycon in Portland, Oregon. I used to throw room parties there, in the early years of
Talebones
, and I’m sure she must have dropped by. If not at the party, then we ran into each other somewhere around the con. Regardless, I was introduced to her, and was immediately struck by her warmth and sincerity, her friendliness, and, of course, her amazing ability to strike up conversations with her friends and fans.

This might be why her stories work so well. She knows how to talk to readers. Like a mother reading to a child, she knows how to tell bedtime stories to calm us and prepare us for sleep, yet with equal skill she can whisper scary ghost stories so menacing that the sanctuary of our campfire seems far from safe. That’s because she makes great use of her own world, threading her own interests into her tales. Many of the stories have something to do with knitting or weaving or mending, yet none of them are even remotely the same. Those stories (and
all
these stories) are as unique as Devon’s own knitted toys and clothes and pouches and bags and Cthulhu chapstick holders. Yeah, that’s what I said. Unique, and far from
normal
.

You’re going to read some amazing work in this collection, including stories never before published. Just wait until you take in some of Devon’s ideas about Christmas. Definitely not normal. I have too many favorite stories to mention here, but if you really want to see what Devon can do with words, skip to the last story and give “When the Train Calls Lonely” a read and tell me you aren’t changed by it. Or the delightful “Dusi,” that begins the collection: this isn’t the Medusa I remember from when I was a kid. “Falling with Wings” is a story Devon wrote as a part of a challenge with fellow writers, yet it turned out to be a positively stunning love story. It takes place on a garbage world. Go figure. That’s not normal, is it?

It’s not normal what Devon can do, spinning these complex tales, so you might as well give in and drink from the cup. Just see what happens.

Oh, and remember my comment about Devon distracting us with ducks in this book?

They’re not normal either.

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