A Face Like Glass (30 page)

‘Read me the letter,’ the thief responded levelly. ‘I need to know what it says. Be careful – if you change a word of it I will know. But if you read it truly we can
trade questions and answers in turn, and I will tell you everything you want to know. If the letter says what you claim, I won’t have a reason not to.’

Neverfell hesitated. ‘And you give your word that you’re going to return me, then, like the letter says? Without hurting or killing me?’

‘You have my word.’

Neverfell felt unhappy putting her faith in the word of a thief, but she was very much aware that there was only so long she could run around holding his letter at toothpoint.

‘All right, then.’

She read out the letter truthfully, and the Kleptomancer listened intently, silently mouthing the numbers under his breath. Then he turned and felt his way to a corner of the room where he
unlocked a strongbox that proved to be full of tiny vials. He ran his finger along the rows, evidently counting under his breath, and pulled out two vials, perhaps the ‘blends’ the
letter had told him to ‘imbibe’ immediately.

He uncorked them, and Neverfell saw the liquid within stirring in a stealthy, smoky fashion that could only mean they were True Wines. One after the other he drank them down.

She remembered the strange wording of the letter. One blend to erase some days, another blend to revive a day . . . For whatever mysterious reason, the Kleptomancer was adjusting his own memory,
suppressing some recollections and reviving others in a peculiarly orderly way.

For a few seconds the Kleptomancer stared into empty space, blinking slowly, and the sinuous smell of the Wine gently filled the room.

‘Hmm,’ he said at last. ‘Interesting.’ He slid down the wall and settled on to his haunches, staring into nothingness and clicking his thumbnail against the vials.

‘You have to answer my questions now – you promised!’ Neverfell dared to venture to the very edge of the circle of lantern light. ‘Who are you working for? Who wrote that
letter?’

‘Mmm. The letter.’ Peering forward, Neverfell thought she actually could see speckles of white on the thief’s eyes. ‘
I
wrote it. I do not remember when or why, but
I know I had my reasons.
I
sent myself to steal you.
I
issue my orders.’

‘What?’

All her life, Neverfell had suffered the dull, embarrassed ache of the knowledge that she was always the maddest person in the room. Funnily enough, the realization that this was probably no
longer the case did not make her feel better at all.

‘You asked me earlier why I stole you. Until I drank the Wine just now, I thought I did so to meet the Grand Steward’s challenge, but it turns out I didn’t. That was just what
I wanted me to think for the moment, so I would act as if it were the real reason.’

‘The challenge?’ Neverfell desperately scrabbled for understanding. ‘But . . . but I’m not a cameleopard!’

‘No.’ The Kleptomancer did not smile, though for a moment he sounded as if he might be thinking about it. ‘But you are arguably the Latest and Greatest of the Grand
Steward’s curiosities. So now everybody will think that’s why I stole you.’

‘But it wasn’t?’

‘No. I made myself forget the real reason. The Wine has helped me remember it again. I stole you, because I need to work out what you’re
for
.’

‘What I’m for?’ Somehow everybody always seemed to end up talking about her as if she were an object.

‘Yes.’ He was studying her with his head on one side, and something about his body language reminded her of her own concentration when examining a new clock. Neverfell was suddenly
afraid he might take her apart to find out how she worked. ‘Things are on the move in Caverna. Big things. Strange things that don’t seem to be connected to one another, but must be. I
keep following threads of oddity, and many of them lead back to . . . you. Somebody is playing a hand and you are one of their most important cards. Somebody has been manoeuvring you into position.
And I want to know why.

‘My turn to ask a question. Why
did
you knock over the Ganderblack Wine at the banquet? Did you know it would interfere with my plans, or were you just trying to attract the Grand
Steward’s attention?’

‘No! Neither! Oh, peat and mortar!’ Neverfell wondered if she would spend her whole life with those questions at her heels like hounds. ‘It wasn’t a plan, and it
wasn’t orders! I didn’t think about it, I just did it! I just do things! Doesn’t anybody else just do things?’

‘No.’

‘Well . . .
I
do. I don’t have a big plan, and nobody tells me anything in case it marks my face. If you wanted to find things out, I’m afraid you’ve kidnapped the
wrong person.’

‘I think not.’

‘What do you mean?’

There was a silence, and glancing across at the thief Neverfell saw him with his head resting back against the wall, his speckled eyes closed. For a moment she thought he had gone to sleep.

‘Have you ever seen an anthill?’ he said at last. ‘A machine of tiny marchers. Too much motion, you cannot make out the
aim
s in it. But take something away from that
anthill – a stone, a leaf, a dead caterpillar – and the ants scurry. You see which ones you have sabotaged, which ones are disturbed and scuttling to prop something in its place.

‘That is what I do. That is kleptomancy. Divination by theft. Find something that is important, something on which you suspect many plans rely, and remove it. Then sit and watch.
That’s why stealing you will help, even if you know nothing. Right now, the people who want to use you and the people who want you dead will be in a race to find you before the other does.
People in a hurry often show their hand by mistake.’

It was madness, and yet it made a certain sense to Neverfell, or at least the part of her that liked to take things apart to see how they worked, how they fitted together.

‘My turn to ask a question,’ continued the thief. ‘Why
was
an assassin after you?’

‘I don’t really know.’ Neverfell shepherded her herd of frightened, woolly suspicions. ‘I think it’s something to do with my past. I turned up in a vat of curds
when I was five with no memories. We think perhaps I have buried memories, something somebody doesn’t want me to remember.’ Somehow she found herself giving a thumbnail sketch of her
early life and her dim, retrieved memories, even her attacks of madness and panic. ‘It’s not the first time somebody has tried to kill me, anyway. When I was in an Enquiry hanging cage,
it dropped into the water and would have drowned me if the guards hadn’t come back.’

‘And how did you survive the glisserblinds in your room?’

‘What? Oh. I . . . wasn’t sleeping in my bed. I was up in the canopy . . . I often can’t sleep . . . it looked comfortable . . .’ She trailed off, made uneasy by the way
he was staring at her. ‘I just . . . do things,’ she repeated. ‘It’s the way I am. A bit mad.’ Though not as mad as some, she thought, and was relieved that her
companion was too mottle-sighted to read her mind in her face. ‘My turn. Why are you doing all this? Why are you hiding behind waterfalls, and poking holes in your memories, and leaving
yourself notes and . . .’

. . .
and being crazy
, she mentally finished the sentence.

‘When I was ten,’ answered the thief, ‘I talked to a Cartographer for six minutes. And then I forgot about my family and ran off with a big coil of string and some chalk, to
live in the unmarked tunnels, eating rats and half dead with yellow-eye and scrambler’s knee. I learned how to squeak as the bats do to sense the shape of the tunnels, and gulped down
Paprickle until my ears were big as saucers.’

‘What was it like?’ Neverfell’s question was out of turn, but she could not help herself.

‘Cartography?’ The Kleptomancer smiled. It was just a drudge smile, a ‘thank you, miss, happy to serve’ smile, but she could sense another smile behind it. With a pang of
empathy, Neverfell guessed that he had little chance to speak so freely. If there was anything she understood, it was loneliness and the desire to talk. ‘Yes. I will tell you if you like. You
must understand one thing first. Ordinary maps cannot work in Caverna, and that is not just because the city is not flat. Directions do not always work as they should. Compasses spin uncontrollably
or shiver into fragments. I know a few places – not many, but they exist – from which you can climb a ladder for half an hour and end up where you started. Things link impossibly, turn
themselves inside out, double back.

‘It draws you in. You twist your mind into new shapes. You start to understand Caverna . . . and you fall in love with her. Imagine the most beautiful woman in the world, but with tunnels
as her long, tangled, snake-like hair. Her skin is dappled in trap-lantern gold and velvety black, like a tropical frog. Her eyes are cavern lagoons, bottomless and full of hunger. When she smiles,
she has diamonds and sapphires for teeth, thousands of them, needle-thin.’

‘But that sounds like a monster!’

‘She is. Caverna is terrifying. This is love, not liking. You fear her, but she is all you can think about. That is what it means to be a Cartographer. That was my life for fifteen
years.

‘And then one day I left it all behind me. You see, I had been exploring the tunnels of my own mind, and my greatest idea had come to me.’

‘What was it?’ Neverfell was fascinated.

‘I do not know,’ the Kleptomancer answered, perfectly phlegmatically. ‘But I am sure I will let myself know when the time is right. You see, anybody who chases a plan, however
secretively and indirectly, gives themselves away. After a while you can predict them, work out what they want. So I decided the only way to avoid this was not to know what the plan was, or even
the parts of the plan, until I needed them. Nobody could predict me, because I could not predict myself. Nobody could work out what I wanted, because
I
did not know what I wanted.

‘The whole thing needed planning. Years of careful planning. So I had to be sane. I swam across the torrent of my madness, and pulled myself upon the shore of a new and better
sanity.’

There was an uncomfortable pause, during which Neverfell tried in vain to bite her tongue into silence.

‘I don’t want to be rude, but . . . has it ever occurred to you that maybe you’re actually still mad? That you’ve always been mad? That perhaps you’re the maddest
person in the city?’

‘Yes,’ said the Kleptomancer. ‘But I don’t think so.’ He contemplated Neverfell for a few moments through his freckling eyes. ‘Has it ever occurred to you
that maybe you’re sane? That you’ve always been sane? That perhaps you’re the sanest person in the city?’

‘I hope not,’ whispered Neverfell. ‘Because, if I’m sane, then there’s something wrong with Caverna, something horrible and sick, and nobody else has noticed. If
I’m sane, then we shouldn’t be sitting around talking – we should all be clawing our way out as fast as we can.’

‘Oh, I don’t think she’d like that,’ the Kleptomancer remarked, with a hint of affection in his voice. ‘She needs us. Without us, there is no her, after all. She is
the
city
, not the tunnels, and so she does everything she can to keep us down here. Sometimes I even wonder whether it is only possible to create True Delicacies here because she gives them
their power, as a bribe to stop us leaving. When the Grand Steward declared that nobody was allowed to enter or leave the city, I believe he became her chosen beloved. I will tell you something
else, though I cannot prove it. The city grows, and not just through the effort of pick and shovel. She has been stretching, spreading and contorting to make room for us all, and I think that is
why geography no longer makes sense.’

The thief’s tone was different when he spoke of Caverna, and Neverfell felt as if she had glimpsed something shadowy and vast under the still water.

‘You still sound like a Cartographer,’ she thought aloud.

‘I am no longer one of them,’ answered the Kleptomancer, and in his tone there was a strange mixture of pride, resolution and loss. ‘I no longer draw up maps – and maps
are a Cartographer’s love letters to Caverna, his way of serving and worshipping her. She is in my thoughts all the time, but I am no longer her slave.’

‘Then you still . . . love her?’ asked Neverfell, struggling with the notion.

‘More than ever,’ her companion answered softly.

It occurred to Neverfell that, just in case her sanity was at risk, she had better stop him talking about geography.

‘You said there were big things happening in Caverna, and trails leading back to me. What did you mean?’

‘There are strands,’ answered the Kleptomancer, ‘and I cannot yet see the pattern they form. There has been a string of murders in the Undercity. Drudges killing their nearest
and dearest without warning, their parent, child, husband, wife, for no sane reason.

‘Alliances at Court are shifting. The Enquiry is favoured by Right-Eye, and so they have been building their power. But there is a league quietly forming against them, a large and loose
alliance with no obvious leader.

‘A food taster dies, and three days later there you are at the banquet for everybody to see, just in time to take her place.

‘And . . . the Cartographers are restless. Usually they are just bothered by the Undiscovered Passage, but now a lot of them believe that Caverna herself is getting ready to grow or shift
again, which means that everything is about to change. These are the threads I am following for now, though I cannot have anybody knowing that.’

‘But . . .’ Neverfell bit her own tongue, but could not stop the words escaping. ‘But if it’s so secret, why did you just tell me about it all?’

‘That will not be a problem,’ came the response. ‘I am to return you exactly as I found you . . . which means I will be erasing your memories of the last three hours as soon as
I have some more True Wine.’