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The Custom of the Army

 

 

 

 

Introduction to

The Custom of the Army

 

 

 

 

One of the pleasures of writing historical fiction is that the best parts aren’t made up. This particular story came about as the result of my having read Wendy Moore’s excellent biography of Dr John Hunter,
The Knife Man
– and my having read at the same time a brief facsimile book printed by the National Park Service, detailing regulations of the British Army during the American Revolution.

I wasn’t
looking
for anything in particular in either of these books, just reading for background, general information on the period – and the always-alluring chance of stumbling across something fascinating, like electric eel parties in London (these, along with Dr Hunter himself – who appears briefly in this story – are a matter of historical record).

As for British Army regulations, a little of that stuff goes a long way; as a novelist, you want to resist the temptation to tell people things just because you happen to know them. Still, that book too had its little nuggets, such as the information that the word ‘bomb’ was common in the eighteenth century, and what they meant by that: in addition to merely meaning ‘an explosive device’, it referred also to a wrapped and tarred parcel of shrapnel shot from a cannon (though we must be careful not to use the word ‘shrapnel’, as it’s derived from Lt Henry Shrapnel of the Royal Artillery, who took the original ‘bomb’ concept and developed the ‘shrapnel shell’, a debris-filled bomb filled also with gunpowder and designed to explode in mid-air after being fired from a cannon. Unfortunately, he did this in 1784, which was inconvenient, as ‘shrapnel’ is a pretty good word to have when writing about warfare).

Among the other bits of interesting trivia, though, I was struck by a brief description of the procedure for courts-martial:
‘The custom of the army is that a court-martial be presided over by a senior officer and such a number of other officers as he shall think fit to serve as council, these being generally four in number, but can be more but not generally less than three . . . The person accused shall have the right to call witnesses in his support, and the council shall question these, as well as any other persons whom they may wish, and shall thus determine the circumstances, and if conviction ensue, the sentence to be imposed.’

And that was it. No elaborate procedures for the introduction of evidence, no standards for conviction, no sentencing guidelines, no requirements for who could or should serve as ‘council’ to a court-martial, just ‘the custom of the army’. The phrase – rather obviously – stuck in my head.

 

 

 

 

The Custom of the Army

 

 

 

All things considered, it was probably the fault of the electric eel. John Grey could – and for a time, did – blame the Honourable Caroline Woodford as well. And the surgeon. And certainly that blasted poet. Still . . . no, it was the eel’s fault.

The party had been at Lucinda Joffrey’s house. Sir Richard was absent; a diplomat of his stature could not have countenanced something so frivolous. Electric eel parties were a mania in London just now, but owing to the scarcity of the creatures, a private party was a rare occasion. Most such parties were held at public theatres, with the fortunate few selected for encounter with the eel summoned onstage, there to be shocked and sent reeling like nine-pins for the entertainment of the audience.

‘The record is forty-two at once!’ Caroline had told him, her eyes wide and shining as she looked up from the creature in its tank.

‘Really?’ It was one of the most peculiar things he’d seen, though not very striking. Nearly three feet long, it had a heavy, squarish body with a blunt head that looked to have been inexpertly moulded out of sculptor’s clay, and tiny eyes like dull glass beads. It had little in common with the lashing, lithesome eels of the fish-market – and certainly did not seem capable of felling forty-two people at once.

The thing had no grace at all, save for a small thin ruffle of a fin that ran the length of its lower body, undulating as a gauze curtain does in the wind. Lord John expressed this observation to the Honourable Caroline, and was accused in consequence of being poetic.

‘Poetic?’ said an amused voice behind him. ‘Is there no end to our gallant major’s talents?’

Lord John turned, with an inward grimace and an outward smile and bowed to Edwin Nicholls.

‘I should not think of trespassing upon your province, Mr Nicholls,’ he said politely.

Nicholls wrote execrable verse, mostly upon the subject of love, and was much admired by young women of a certain turn of mind. The Honourable Caroline wasn’t one of them; she’d written a very clever parody of his style, though Grey thought Nicholls had not heard about it. He hoped not.

‘Oh, don’t you?’ Nicholls raised one honey-coloured brow at him, and glanced briefly but meaningfully at Miss Woodford. His tone was jocular, but his look was not, and Grey wondered just how much Mr Nicholls had had to drink. Nicholls was flushed of cheek and glittering of eye, but that might be only the heat of the room, which was considerable, and the excitement of the party.

‘Do you think of composing an ode to our friend?’ Grey asked, ignoring Nicholls’s allusion and gesturing toward the large tank that contained the eel.

Nicholls laughed, too loudly – yes, quite a bit the worse for drink – and waved a dismissive hand.

‘No, no, Major. How could I think of expending my energies upon such a gross and insignificant creature, when there are angels of delight such as this to inspire me?’ He leered – Grey did not wish to impugn the fellow, but he undeniably leered – at Miss Woodford, who smiled – with compressed lips – and tapped him rebukingly with her fan.

Where was Caroline’s uncle? Grey wondered. Simon Woodford shared his niece’s interest in natural history, and would certainly have escorted her . . . Oh, there. Simon Woodford was deep in discussion with Mr Hunter, the famous surgeon – what had possessed Lucinda to invite
him
? Then he caught sight of Lucinda, viewing Mr Hunter over her fan with narrowed eyes, and realised that she
hadn’t
invited him.

John Hunter was a famous surgeon – and an infamous anatomist. Rumour had it that he would stop at nothing to bag a particularly desirable body, whether human or not. He did move in society, but not in the Joffreys’ circles.

Lucinda Joffrey had most expressive eyes. Her one claim to beauty, they were almond-shaped, amber in colour, and capable of sending remarkably minatory messages across a crowded room.

Come here!
they said. Grey smiled and lifted his glass in salute to her, but made no move to obey. The eyes narrowed further, gleaming dangerously, then cut abruptly toward the surgeon, who was edging toward the tank, his face alight with curiosity and acquisitiveness.

The eyes whipped back to Grey.

Get rid of him!
they said.

Grey glanced at Miss Woodford. Mr Nicholls had seized her hand in his and appeared to be declaiming something; she looked as though she wanted the hand back. Grey looked back at Lucinda and shrugged, with a small gesture toward Mr Nicholls’s ochre-velvet back, expressing regret that social responsibility prevented his carrying out her order.

‘Not only the face of an angel,’ Nicholls was saying, squeezing Caroline’s fingers so hard that she squeaked, ‘but the skin as well.’ He stroked her hand, the leer intensifying. ‘What do angels smell like in the morning, I wonder?’

Grey measured him up thoughtfully. One more remark of that sort, and he might be obliged to invite Mr Nicholls to step outside. Nicholls was tall and heavily built, outweighed Grey by a couple of stone, and had a reputation for bellicosity.
Best try to break his nose first
, Grey thought, shifting his weight,
then run him head-first into a hedge. He won’t come back in if I make a mess of him.

‘What are you looking at?’ Nicholls inquired unpleasantly, catching Grey’s gaze upon him.

Grey was saved from reply by a loud clapping of hands – the eel’s proprietor calling the party to order. Miss Woodford took advantage of the distraction to snatch her hand away, cheeks flaming with mortification. Grey moved at once to her side, and put a hand beneath her elbow, fixing Nicholls with an icy stare.

‘Come with me, Miss Woodford,’ he said. ‘Let us find a good place from which to watch the proceedings.’

‘Watch?’ said a voice beside him. ‘Why surely you don’t mean to
watch
, do you, sir? Are you not curious to try the phenomenon yourself?’

It was Hunter himself, bushy hair tied carelessly back, though decently dressed in a damson-red suit, and grinning up at Grey; the surgeon was broad-shouldered and muscular, but quite short – barely five foot two, to Grey’s five-six. Evidently he had noted Grey’s wordless exchange with Lucinda.

‘Oh, I think—’ Grey began, but Hunter had his arm and was tugging him toward the crowd gathering round the tank. Caroline, with an alarmed glance at the glowering Nicholls, hastily followed him.

‘I shall be most interested to hear your account of the sensation,’ Hunter was saying chattily. ‘Some people report a remarkable euphoria, a momentary disorientation . . . shortness of breath, or dizziness – sometimes pain in the chest. You have not a weak heart, I hope, Major? Or you, Miss Woodford?’

‘Me?’ Caroline looked surprised.

Hunter bowed to her.

‘I should be particularly interested to see your own response, ma’am,’ he said respectfully. ‘So few women have the courage to undertake such an adventure.’

‘She doesn’t want to,’ Grey said hurriedly.

‘Well, perhaps I
do
,’ she said, and gave him a little frown, before glancing at the tank and the long grey form inside it. She gave a little shiver – but Grey recognised it, from long acquaintance with the lady, as a shiver of anticipation, rather than revulsion.

Mr Hunter recognised it, too. He grinned more broadly, and bowed again, extending his arm to Miss Woodford.

‘Allow me to secure you a place, ma’am.’

Grey and Nicholls both moved purposefully to prevent him, collided, and were left scowling at each other as Mr Hunter escorted Caroline to the tank and introduced her to the eel’s owner, a dark-looking little creature named Horace Suddfield.

Grey nudged Nicholls aside and plunged into the crowd, elbowing his way ruthlessly to the front. Hunter spotted him and beamed.

‘Have you any metal remaining in your chest, Major?’

‘Have I— what?’

‘Metal,’ Hunter repeated. ‘Arthur Longstreet described to me the operation in which he removed thirty-seven pieces of metal from your chest – most impressive. If any bits remain, though, I must advise you against trying the eel. Metal conducts electricity, you see, and the chance of burns—’

Nicholls had made his way through the throng as well, and gave an unpleasant laugh, hearing this.

‘A good excuse, Major,’ he said, a noticeable jeer in his voice. He was very drunk indeed, Grey thought. Still—

‘No, I haven’t,’ he said abruptly.

‘Excellent,’ Suddfield said, politely. ‘A soldier, I understand you are, sir? A bold gentleman, I perceive – who better to take first place?’

And before Grey could protest, he found himself next to the tank, Caroline Woodford’s hand clutching his, her other held by Nicholls, who was glaring malevolently.

‘Are we all arranged, ladies and gentlemen?’ Suddfield cried. ‘How many, Dobbs?’

‘Forty-five!’ came a call from his assistant from the next room, through which the line of participants snaked, joined hand to hand and twitching with excitement, the rest of the party standing well back, agog.

‘All touching, all touching?’ Suddfield cried. ‘Take a firm grip of your friends, please, a very firm grip!’ He turned to Grey, his small face alight. ‘Go ahead, sir! Grip it tightly, please – just there, just there before the tail!’

Disregarding his better judgement and the consequences to his lace cuff, Grey set his jaw and plunged his hand into the water.

In the split second when he grasped the slimy thing, he expected something like the snap one got from touching a Leiden jar and making it spark. Then he was flung violently backward, every muscle in his body contorted, and he found himself on the floor, thrashing like a landed fish, gasping in a vain attempt to recall how to breathe.

The surgeon, Mr Hunter, squatted next to him, observing him with bright-eyed interest.

‘How do you feel?’ he inquired. ‘Dizzy, at all?’

Grey shook his head, mouth opening and closing like a goldfish’s, and with some effort, thumped his chest. Thus invited, Mr Hunter leaned down at once, unbuttoned Grey’s waistcoat and pressed an ear to his shirtfront. Whatever he heard – or didn’t – seemed to alarm him, for he jerked up, clenched both fists together and brought them down on Grey’s chest with a thud that reverberated to his backbone.

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