Aberystwyth Mon Amour (6 page)

She looked puzzled. ‘No, I’ve no idea.’ She tried to open her bag. ‘I must give you something.’

‘No,’ I said again.

A frown furrowed her brow and then she brightened. ‘I know, I’ll tell them not to charge you for the time.’

Now I looked puzzled. ‘What time?’

‘For me sitting here.’

My eyes widened. ‘You mean you’re going to charge me?’

‘But of course! I have to!’

‘But I thought … I thought …’ The words trailed off. What did I think? ‘Damn it, Myfanwy, I thought you were sitting here because you wanted to!’

‘But I do!’

‘And you’re going to charge me?’

‘Of course … Oh Louie …’ She wrapped her arms around mine and pulled herself close to me. ‘Don’t be like that. It’s my job, don’t you see?’

‘But –’

‘It doesn’t mean I don’t want to sit here. Look at it this way: imagine I was serving behind a bar. When you turn up I’m really pleased because you’re my favourite customer. But I still have to charge you for the drink, don’t I?’

‘That’s completely different.’

‘Why?’

‘I don’t know, it just is. It’s not the same.’

‘Oh Louie!’

‘I can’t believe this. I thought …’

‘What?’

I struggled for the words. What was I supposed to say? I who had only known her a few days thought for some unknown reason that she might actually like me? Because I couldn’t find the right words, I said the wrong ones.

‘So basically you’re just renting yourself out to me, are you? I’m no better than all those other sad losers who come here.’

‘Hmmm!’ she snorted.

I sighed and stared at the table. ‘If that’s the case, then I don’t want you sitting here.’

‘Louie!’

‘Go away.’

‘Louie! Oooh you!’ she stood up and stormed away.

When the two rums came I drank them both down in one and ordered two more. After that I had four more. And then another two. It probably explained what happened later. I was wandering back from the toilet sometime towards the end of the evening, past the roped-off section, as Bianca got into a fight with Pickel, the dwarf. Something was said and she slipped angrily off his knee and sat on the knee of one of the other Druids. More words were exchanged and the dwarf flung a hand out to cuff her. Pickel, who wound the town hall clock, always had large bunches of keys hanging from his belt like a cartoon gaoler and his movement unleashed an eerie jingling sound. Bianca dodged the blow and he took aim to do it again. I stepped over the rope and caught his hand.

‘Didn’t anyone ever tell you not to hit a lady?’

Hate filled his eyes and his orchestra of keys became silent for once, as the passion immobilised him. Even here, in the thick nicotine-heavy fug of the basement bar, I could detect the faint whiff of gin. It was an odour that had oozed out of Pickel all his life, since the days of a childhood spent clinging to his gin-soaked Mam.

‘I would tell you to pick on someone your own size,’ I quipped, ‘but they might not be easy to find.’ It was a cheap remark, and showed how drunk I was.

Pickel jumped up but allowed himself to be easily stopped by Valentine’s ivory-handled cane which was now resting against his chest.

‘Pickel!’ snapped Valentine.

Furious, Pickel looked at Valentine, then me, then back to Valentine. ‘Who’s he think he is, talking to me like that?’

Valentine responded in a cold, businesslike tone. ‘The gentleman is right, Pickel. You muthn’t mithtreat the ladies.’

Pickel was boiling, but some instinct stopped him from pushing it too far. ‘What ladies? They’re all slags!’

‘Pah!’ Bianca stood up and pranced haughtily through the crowd over to the other girls. At that point the manager appeared and interposed himself between me and the argument.

‘Sorry sir,’ he said politely, ‘only Druids allowed in this section.’

It was a watershed. A single wrong syllable here and I would never be allowed back in the Moulin again. Whether or not I paid a visit to the Accident and Emergency department on the way home would depend on the syllable.

‘That’s OK,’ I smiled cheerfully, ‘my mistake. Wouldn’t want to be mistaken for a Druid.’

I decided to leave. As I retrieved my coat the manager reappeared carrying a silver tray which he proffered to me.

‘For you sir.’

There was a mobile phone on it. I picked it up.

‘Yes?’

‘Now that you have established your credentials ath a gentleman, maybe you will be tho good as to honour our little agreement.’ It was Valentine.

‘I’m still considering.’

‘No, you don’t have that luxury. My organisation is getting rather impatient. We’ve been very fair with you, but time is in very limited thupply in thith matter.’

‘Who do you represent?’

‘That doesn’t concern you.’

‘Tell Lovespoon that I’ll only deal with him directly.’

‘Please, Mithter Knight, you really aren’t in a position to make conditions.’

‘No meeting with Lovespoon, no deal.’

He sighed. ‘You’re one man. You know the power of our organisation. Why be tho foolhardy?’

‘It’s the way I was brought up.’

‘You’ve got until thunthet tomorrow. After that we can forget about being “gentlemanly”.’

He hung up.

The next day was Sunday, and as usual I went to meet my father for a pint down at the Ship’s Biscuit. I arrived shortly after eleven and Eeyore was already there sitting outside at one of the tables. He was wearing his trademark raincoat and cap despite the warm weather and there was straw on his coat from the donkeys. Another trademark. We looked at each other and nodded; no other greeting was necessary. I went in to fetch two pints and then joined my father in the sun.

‘You just missed Mr Giles.’

‘I saw him the other day. He wasn’t doing too well.’

Eeyore made a sympathetic grimace into his pint glass. ‘It’s this thing about the dog.’

‘I know, but why’s he so upset about it? He’s seen plenty of worse things up at that school.’

I looked across the harbour and over the rooftops. Aberystwyth was overshadowed by two hills: Pen Dinas with its iron-age hill fort; and Pen-y-Graig with its iron-age school.

Eeyore sighed. ‘It’s just one thing after another for him, though, isn’t it? What do they need a gardener up there for anyway? There’s no garden.’

‘You seem thirsty today.’

He shrugged.

‘Something on your mind?’

‘Not really, apart from where the next bale of hay is coming from.’

It was the best time of day to enjoy a drink. The doors were wedged open to allow the fumes of the previous night to escape and in their place was the sharp, reassuring tang of disinfectant. The juke box and fruit machines were silent. The only sounds were the silvery tinkle of someone across the street practising scales on a piano; and the occasional cry of a gull.

Eeyore took a gulp from his pint and then spoke.

‘How about you? Got any work?’

I thought about the answer. ‘Someone came round on Friday with a case. Missing person. Evans the Boot.’

Eeyore made the sort of hissing sound you make when you burn your finger. ‘Did you take it?’

‘I’m not sure. I think I turned it down.’

He nodded. ‘Probably wisest move.’

I shook my head. ‘I don’t know. I told the client “no”, but I seem to be mixed up in it all the same. I’m not getting paid for it, though; so I don’t call that very wise.’

‘That’s good.’

I looked at him. He was still staring ahead, but talking to me. Which bit did he mean was good?

‘What is?’

‘If you’re helping someone and it’s not for money, stands to reason it must be for a reason that’s a lot better than money. When I was on the Force we did things because they were right, not because of the money. We’d have been stupid if we’d exposed ourselves to all that danger for money, because they didn’t give us any. Not much anyway.’

I took a deep drink. The beer was good.

‘The trouble is, I’m not sure if I’m doing it for good motives or just pigheadedness.

‘Often there’s no difference,’ said Eeyore.

On my way back I cut across past the town hall and heard from up ahead the jingling of Pickel and his keys, although it was too far for the smell of gin. He was scurrying with that strange bobbing, bent-over gait reminiscent of the gorillas in the
Planet of the Apes
movies. Some instinct made me stop halfway across the square and hide behind the slate plinth of Lovespoon’s equestrian statue. I waited as Pickel entered the side door to the clock tower. It was a strange life he lived up there in the belfry: washing in an old tin tub that collected rainwater and cooking in a cauldron donated by the Shawl & Sorcery Society. Pickel was in school at the same time as me, but we seldom saw him there. Mostly, he would be playing truant and loafing around the Square, looking up at the clock with a curious love; an emotion that was hard to explain except in the terms of the saloon bar psychologist who saw it as the surrogate for a mother’s love. The real commodity had been sold long ago to the sailors down at the harbour. Pickel got the job as clock-keeper when the previous incumbent, Mr Dombey, died after falling into the workings. It was the Aberystywth version of the Kennedy assassination, and since it took a week to clean all his flesh off the teeth of the clockwork, time really did stand still for a while. There were many in town for whom the prospect of Mr Dombey dying that way seemed as unlikely as a fireman being run over by his own fire engine. But the police were satisfied that there were no suspicious circumstances surrounding the accident. Yet even they could not deny that there was a strange whiff of gin in the clock tower that day, and Dombey never drank. Still, someone had to wind that clock.

A voice interrupted my chain of thought.

‘Hi!’ It was Calamity.

‘Hi!’

‘Where have you been?’

‘The pub.’

‘You drunk?’

I laughed. ‘No!’

She stood beside me twisting her body round to look at my face.

‘Have you changed your mind yet?’

‘Nope.’

‘Aren’t you even curious to know who it is?’

‘Who what is?’

‘The murderer?’

‘All right. Who is it?’

By way of answer she looked up, craning her neck and squinting into the bright blue sky.

‘Him.’

I followed her gaze up at the leaf-green bronze statue of Lovespoon astride his sturdy cob. Around the hoofs at the base there was a Latin inscription recording the well-known story of how as an infant he refused his mother’s teat during Lent.

‘The Welsh teacher?’

‘Yep.’

‘He’s murdering his own pupils?’

‘You knew him didn’t you?’

‘Yes,’ I sighed, as my thoughts drifted back through the fog of years. ‘Yes, he taught me Welsh many years ago.’

‘You know what he’s like then.’

‘I remember he used to hit a lot of people. I don’t recall him ever murdering anyone. I could have been away that day, though.’

I could sense the frustration gradually squelching her high spirits.

‘Why won’t you take me seriously?

But before I could say anything, she started walking away, across the road.

I leaned against the plinth, overcome by an unaccountable weariness. How could I take such a story seriously? It was just a piece of playground nonsense, the sort kids made up all the time. In school we had all been terrified of him, of course. When he appeared in the corridor we used to hurl ourselves aside like Chinese peasants caught by the sudden arrival of the Emperor. Pressed tightly against the wall, we would wait with averted gaze until he swept past, his white hair billowing like the sails of a clipper ship. But apart from dispensing thick ears he never did anything to justify such fear. Now he was Grand Wizard and ran the town from behind a veneer of solid civic respectability. But we all knew how thin the veneer was. Ask the men who mix the concrete in this town – those gaunt-eyed, haunted men who dare not speak of the things secretly added to their concrete during the night. Ask them about the bodies in the foundations. What was it Sospan said? The town is built on honest men. Or ask why Meirion the crime correspondent also covers the fishing industry. Why he reports so assiduously on the foreign objects that frequently snag the nets. Or ask the fishmonger about the human teeth found in the bellies of the fish. Or ask Lovespoon’s cousin about his second-hand clothing store ‘Dead Men’s Shoes’. Ask him where he gets his stock from. Yes, Lovespoon was not a man to be meddled with. And the only reason I or Llunos had not also ended up in a lobster pot was because it suited his purpose to allow us to operate. Like Stalinist show-trials it added a gloss of legitimacy to his regime. All the same. Would he turn on his own pupils? Wouldn’t they be sacrosanct? I pressed my cheek against the warm slate of the plinth. Who could say? How do you judge a man, anyway, who commissions an equestrian statue of himself after a pony trekking trip to Tregaron?

Calamity shouted from across the road. ‘Would you like to know who the next victim is going to be?’

She grinned and skipped down the street, adding just before she got out of earshot: ‘The fireman’s son!’

Chapter 5

WHEN I RETURNED from my early-morning stroll the following day, Myfanwy was in the office sitting on a wicker picnic hamper. It squeaked loudly as she stood up.

‘Hi! The door was open so –’

I waved away her explanations. We both looked at the hamper.

‘It was such a lovely day I thought we could go to Ynyslas; I hope it’s OK. Besides, I wanted to apologise.’

‘What for?’

She pulled the band from her hair and shook it loose. ‘Last night – our little misunderstanding. I didn’t want you to think I was after your money.’

‘Don’t worry about it. I was drunk.’

She lifted the lid to the hamper. ‘So I thought I’d treat you.’

My face lit up. ‘Wow! Champagne, strawberries, chicken … you shouldn’t waste your money on me.’

‘Oh that’s OK, it didn’t cost much.’

‘Of course it didn’t, champagne’s really cheap in this town.’

‘No, really, it was nothing.’