Authors: Tape Measure Murder
Tags: #Fiction, #Mystery & Detective, #Short Stories, #Short Stories (Single Author), #General
A Miss Marple Short Story
by Agatha Christie
âTape-Measure Murder' was first published in the USA in This Week, 16 November 1941, and then as âThe Case of the Retired Jeweller' in Strand Magazine, February 1942.
Miss Politt took hold of the knocker and rapped politely on the cottage door. After a discreet interval she knocked again. The parcel under her left arm shifted a little as she did so, and she readjusted it. Inside the parcel was Mrs Spenlow's new green winter dress, ready for fitting. From Miss Politt's left hand dangled a bag of black silk, containing a tape measure, a pincushion, and a large, practical pair of scissors.
Miss Politt was tall and gaunt, with a sharp nose, pursed lips, and meagre iron-grey hair. She hesitated before using the knocker for the third time. Glancing down the street, she saw a figure rapidly approaching. Miss Hartnell, jolly, weather-beaten, fifty-five, shouted out in her usual loud bass voice, âGood afternoon, Miss Politt!'
The dressmaker answered, âGood afternoon, Miss Hartnell.' Her voice was excessively thin and genteel in its accents. She had started life as a lady's maid. âExcuse me,' she went on, âbut do you happen to know if by any chance Mrs Spenlow isn't at home?'
âNot the least idea,' said Miss Hartnell.
âIt's rather awkward, you see. I was to fit on Mrs Spenlow's new dress this afternoon. Three-thirty, she said.'
Miss Hartnell consulted her wrist watch. âIt's a little past the half-hour now.'
âYes. I have knocked three times, but there doesn't seem to be any answer, so I was wondering if perhaps Mrs Spenlow might have gone out and forgotten. She doesn't forget appointments as a rule, and she wants the dress to wear the day after tomorrow.'
Miss Hartnell entered the gate and walked up the path to join Miss Politt outside the door of Laburnum Cottage.
âWhy doesn't Gladys answer the door?' she demanded. âOh, no, of course, it's Thursday â Gladys's day out. I expect Mrs Spenlow has fallen asleep. I don't expect you've made enough noise with this thing.'
Seizing the knocker, she executed a deafening
, and in addition thumped upon the panels of the door. She also called out in a stentorian voice, âWhat ho, within there!'
There was no response.
Miss Politt murmured, âOh, I think Mrs Spenlow must have forgotten and gone out, I'll call round some other time.' She began edging away down the path.
âNonsense,' said Miss Hartnell firmly. âShe can't have gone out. I'd have met her. I'll just take a look through the windows and see if I can find any signs of life.'
She laughed in her usual hearty manner, to indicate that it was a joke, and applied a perfunctory glance to the nearest window-pane â perfunctory because she knew quite well that the front room was seldom used, Mr and Mrs Spenlow preferring the small back sitting-room.
Perfunctory as it was, though, it succeeded in its object. Miss Hartnell, it is true, saw no signs of life. On the contrary, she saw, through the window, Mrs Spenlow lying on the hearthrug â dead.
âOf course,' said Miss Hartnell, telling the story afterwards, âI managed to keep my head. That Politt creature wouldn't have had the least idea of what to do. “Got to keep our heads,” I said to her. “
stay here, and I'll go for Constable Palk.” She said something about not wanting to be left, but I paid no attention at all. One has to be firm with that sort of person. I've always found they enjoy making a fuss. So I was just going off when, at that very moment, Mr Spenlow came round the corner of the house.'
Here Miss Hartnell made a significant pause. It enabled her audience to ask breathlessly, âTell me, how did he
Miss Hartnell would then go on, âFrankly,
suspected something at once! He was
too calm. He didn't seem surprised in the least. And you may say what you like, it isn't natural for a man to hear that his wife is dead and display no emotion whatever.'
Everybody agreed with this statement.
The police agreed with it, too. So suspicious did they consider Mr Spenlow's detachment, that they lost no time in ascertaining how that gentleman was situated as a result of his wife's death. When they discovered that Mrs Spenlow had been the monied partner, and that her money went to her husband under a will made soon after their marriage, they were more suspicious than ever.
Miss Marple, that sweet-faced â and, some said, vinegar-tongued â elderly spinster who lived in the house next to the rectory, was interviewed very early â within half an hour of the discovery of the crime. She was approached by Police Constable Palk, importantly thumbing a notebook. âIf you don't mind, ma'am, I've a few questions to ask you.'
Miss Marple said, âIn connection with the murder of Mrs Spenlow?'
Palk was startled. âMay I ask, madam, how you got to know of it?'
âThe fish,' said Miss Marple.
The reply was perfectly intelligible to Constable Palk. He assumed correctly that the fishmonger's boy had brought it, together with Miss Marple's evening meal.
Miss Marple continued gently. âLying on the floor in the sitting-room, strangled â possibly by a very narrow belt. But whatever it was, it was taken away.'
Palk's face was wrathful. âHow that young Fred gets to know everythingÂ â'
Miss Marple cut him short adroitly. She said, âThere's a pin in your tunic.'
Constable Palk looked down, startled. He said, âThey do say, “See a pin and pick it up, all the day you'll have good luck.”'
âI hope that will come true. Now what is it you want me to tell you?'
Constable Palk cleared his throat, looked important, and consulted his notebook. âStatement was made to me by Mr Arthur Spenlow, husband of the deceased. Mr Spenlow says that at two-thirty, as far as he can say, he was rung up by Miss Marple, and asked if he would come over at a quarter past three as she was anxious to consult him about something. Now, ma'am, is that true?'
âCertainly not,' said Miss Marple.
âYou did not ring up Mr Spenlow at two-thirty?'
âNeither at two-thirty nor any other time.'
âAh,' said Constable Palk, and sucked his moustache with a good deal of satisfaction.
âWhat else did Mr Spenlow say?'
âMr Spenlow's statement was that he came over here as requested, leaving his own house at ten minutes past three; that on arrival here he was informed by the maid-servant that Miss Marple was “not at 'ome”.'
âThat part of it is true,' said Miss Marple. âHe did come here, but I was at a meeting at the Women's Institute.'
âAh,' said Constable Palk again.
Miss Marple exclaimed, âDo tell me, Constable, do you suspect Mr Spenlow?'
âIt's not for me to say at this stage, but it looks to me as though somebody, naming no names, has been trying to be artful.'
Miss Marple said thoughtfully, âMr Spenlow?'
She liked Mr Spenlow. He was a small, spare man, stiff and conventional in speech, the acme of respectability. It seemed odd that he should have come to live in the country, he had so clearly lived in towns all his life. To Miss Marple he confided the reason. He said, âI have always intended, ever since I was a small boy, to live in the country some day and have a garden of my own. I have always been very much attached to flowers. My wife, you know, kept a flower shop. That's where I saw her first.'
A dry statement, but it opened up a vista of romance. A younger, prettier Mrs Spenlow, seen against a background of flowers.
Mr Spenlow, however, really knew nothing about flowers. He had no idea of seeds, of cuttings, of bedding out, of annuals or perennials. He had only a vision â a vision of a small cottage garden thickly planted with sweet-smelling, brightly coloured blossoms. He had asked, almost pathetically, for instruction, and had noted down Miss Marple's replies to questions in a little book.
He was a man of quiet method. It was, perhaps, because of this trait, that the police were interested in him when his wife was found murdered. With patience and perseverance they learned a good deal about the late Mrs Spenlow â and soon all St Mary Mead knew it, too.
The late Mrs Spenlow had begun life as a between-maid in a large house. She had left that position to marry the second gardener, and with him had started a flower shop in London. The shop had prospered. Not so the gardener, who before long had sickened and died.
His widow carried on the shop and enlarged it in an ambitious way. She had continued to prosper. Then she had sold the business at a handsome price and embarked upon matrimony for the second time â with Mr Spenlow, a middle-aged jeweller who had inherited a small and struggling business. Not long afterwards, they had sold the business and came down to St Mary Mead.
Mrs Spenlow was a well-to-do woman. The profits from her florist's establishment she had invested â âunder spirit guidance', as she explained to all and sundry. The spirits had advised her with unexpected acumen.
All her investments had prospered, some in quite a sensational fashion. Instead, however, of this increasing her belief in spiritualism, Mrs Spenlow basely deserted mediums and sittings, and made a brief but wholehearted plunge into an obscure religion with Indian affinities which was based on various forms of deep breathing. When, however, she arrived at St Mary Mead, she had relapsed into a period of orthodox Church-of-England beliefs. She was a good deal at the vicarage, and attended church services with assiduity. She patronized the village shops, took an interest in the local happenings, and played village bridge.
A humdrum, everyday life. And â suddenly â murder.
Colonel Melchett, the chief constable, had summoned Inspector Slack.
Slack was a positive type of man. When he had made up his mind, he was sure. He was quite sure now. âHusband did it, sir,' he said.
âYou think so?'
âQuite sure of it. You've only got to look at him. Guilty as hell. Never showed a sign of grief or emotion. He came back to the house knowing she was dead.'
âWouldn't he at least have tried to act the part of the distracted husband?'
âNot him, sir. Too pleased with himself. Some gentlemen can't act. Too stiff.'
âAny other woman in his life?'
Colonel Melchett asked. âHaven't been able to find any trace of one. Of course, he's the artful kind. He'd cover his tracks. As I see it, he was just fed up with his wife. She'd got the money, and I should say was a trying woman to live with â always taking up with some “ism” or other. He cold-bloodedly decided to do away with her and live comfortably on his own.'
âYes, that could be the case, I suppose.'
âDepend upon it, that was it. Made his plans careful. Pretended to get a phone callÂ â'
Melchett interrupted him. âNo call been traced?'
âNo, sir. That means either that he lied, or that the call was put through from a public telephone booth. The only two public phones in the village are at the station and the post office. Post office it certainly wasn't. Mrs Blade sees everyone who comes in. Station it might be. Train arrives at two twenty-seven and there's a bit of a bustle then. But the main thing is
says it was Miss Marple who called him up, and that certainly isn't true. The call didn't come from her house, and she herself was away at the Institute.'
âYou're not overlooking the possibility that the husband was deliberately got out of the way â by someone who wanted to murder Mrs Spenlow?'
âYou're thinking of young Ted Gerard, aren't you, sir? I've been working on him â what we're up against there is lack of motive. He doesn't stand to gain anything.'
âHe's an undesirable character, though. Quite a pretty little spot of embezzlement to his credit.'
âI'm not saying he isn't a wrong 'un. Still, he did go to his boss and own up to that embezzlement. And his employers weren't wise to it.'
âAn Oxford Grouper,' said Melchett. âYes, sir. Became a convert and went off to do the straight thing and own up to having pinched money. I'm not saying, mind you, that it mayn't have been astuteness. He may have thought he was suspected and decided to gamble on honest repentance.'
âYou have a sceptical mind, Slack,' said Colonel Melchett. âBy the way, have you talked to Miss Marple at all?'
got to do with it, sir?'
âOh, nothing. But she hears things, you know. Why don't you go and have a chat with her? She's a very sharp old lady.'
Slack changed the subject. âOne thing I've been meaning to ask you, sir. That domestic-service job where the deceased started her career â Sir Robert Abercrombie's place. That's where that jewel robbery was â emeralds â worth a packet. Never got them. I've been looking it up â must have happened when the Spenlow woman was there, though she'd have been quite a girl at the time. Don't think she was mixed up in it, do you, sir? Spenlow, you know, was one of those little tuppenny-ha'penny jewellers â just the chap for a fence.'
Melchett shook his head. âDon't think there's anything in that. She didn't even know Spenlow at the time. I remember the case. Opinion in police circles was that a son of the house was mixed up in it â Jim Abercrombie â awful young waster. Had a pile of debts, and just after the robbery they were all paid off â some rich woman, so they said, but I don't know â Old Abercrombie hedged a bit about the case â tried to call the police off.'
âIt was just an idea, sir,' said Slack.
Miss Marple received Inspector Slack with gratification, especially when she heard that he had been sent by Colonel Melchett.
âNow, really, that is very kind of Colonel Melchett. I didn't know he remembered me.'
âHe remembers you, all right. Told me that what you didn't know of what goes on in St Mary Mead isn't worth knowing.'