I looked around for any sign of my coffee. Maybe I’d try giving Charlie a call.
When it finally arrived, I took a sip from the thimble-sized cup and eyed up the house phones between the reception desk and the lifts. I’d call Charlie to tell him I was downstairs. If there was no answer, I’d wait out on the street and just keep a trigger on the place until he returned – which I hoped wouldn’t be long, because I was going to fall asleep soon whether I wanted to or not.
Should I call Silky and Hazel back at the farm? I hadn’t emailed or spoken to them since leaving Brisbane. Better to wait till I had some definite news, I told myself – though the truth was I wanted to avoid having to explain where I was to Hazel for as long as I could.
I slipped a couple of bills under the saucer and wandered over to the phones. As I picked up the receiver, the lift pinged. A crowd of Germans and Turks came past, swinging their conference goody bags.
The operator rattled off her hellos in Turkish, German and English.
‘Listen, the architects’ conference . . .’ I smiled broadly; when you do that, it transmits to the listener. ‘I’m the English-speaking organizer in reception, and a Mr Charles Tindall has gone up without his welcome pack . . . Could you possibly put me through to him?’ I flicked through my imaginary notepad. ‘He’s in . . . let’s see, room one-oh-six . . . or is that two-oh-six? I can’t read this writing.’
‘Mr Tindall is in three-one-seven. He is with the conference?’
‘Well, I’ve got a welcome pack for him. Oh my word, here he is right now . . . Thank you very much for your help. Mr Tindall, here’s your—’
I put the phone down, and seconds later was pressing the button for the lift.
4
I followed the signs to rooms 301–21, down a wide, carpeted corridor. Room 317 was near the end, on the left; its windows would look out onto the boulevard. A Do Not Disturb sign hung from the door handle.
I knocked and took a step back so he’d have a good view of me through the spyhole. ‘It’s Nick.’ I gave him a big grin.
The door opened.
‘I’ve come to pay back that three quid I owe you.’
Charlie was wearing jeans and a pullover he could only have bought from a shop catering for colour-blind customers. He wasn’t smiling as much as the bloke who sold it to him must have; as he ushered me past, I wasn’t too sure if his expression was one of surprise or anger.
I walked into a big, well-furnished room, dominated by a mahogany bed and a window that filled an entire wall. I could just about hear a tram rumbling below us. He still hadn’t unpacked his carry-on, which lay open with his washing and shaving kit and a few pairs of socks on display, but there was a black laptop sitting on the desk next to the TV, lid up and screen working.
Charlie was close behind. ‘Er, don’t tell me, you were just passing.’
‘Had to get my finger out and find you, didn’t I? You spoken to Hazel yet?’
‘You’re joking! She’ll rip my head off and drag it down the phone. I emailed, said I’m fine and I’ll call later.’
I went and sat down on the bed. If he decided to chuck me out, he’d find it more difficult if I’d made myself at home. ‘Do us a favour, will you? Get a plane home with me, and I can go back to my German without your wife killing me.’
He opened the minibar under the TV and brought out two cans of Carlsberg. He handed me one and we both pulled back the rings.
‘Sorry about that.’ He leaned against the desk by the TV and took a mouthful. ‘She can be a nightmare when she’s got the blood up. I’ll call her tonight to explain, now I know how long I’ll be away.’ He smiled briefly before taking another swig. ‘How’d you find me?’
I told him about the power cut at Crazy Dave’s. He laughed so loud they probably heard him on the tram.
I was feeling too out of it to laugh, or even to touch the beer; I just rested the can on my chest as I stretched out on the bed. ‘I don’t want to know the job, mate. That’s your business. But if you’re serious about working, you could do much better than here. What about Baghdad, or even Kabul? The money’s better. Four-fifty to five hundred a day for a team leader, even for a geriatric.’
‘Oi, less of the team leader. Anyway, who said anything about Istanbul?’ He took a long swig of Carlsberg and studied my face. ‘Three days’ work and all my problems are sorted.’
It was my turn to smile. ‘Sorted? What the fuck you on about? You’re already sorted. You’re living the dream.’
‘Hazel’s dream . . .’ He sighed. ‘Look, I’m happy to go along with it. Since Steven died, the only thing that’s kept her sane is having the whole family around her. But a farm don’t run on horseshit. The pension only just about pays the mortgage, for fuck’s sake. Cash flow, it doesn’t exist. This job will pay off the debts in one swoop, and then some.’
The high sweat-to-bread ratio sounded worrying. It normally signalled a job no-one else wanted to touch with a ten-foot pole.
‘How much?’
He smiled again, and this time it was the really annoying smile of someone who knows a secret you don’t. ‘It’s a one-off. Special senior citizen rates. Two hundred thousand US.’
‘Fuck me. You dropping Putin or something?’
‘Nah, I turned that one down.’
I raised my can to my mouth, then realized the taste of beer was the last thing I wanted. ‘Whatever. You’re too old for this shit. Go home; make Hazel happy. Let me get back to my German.’
Charlie kept looking at me and smiling, like the thing he was keeping to himself was the secret of the universe. ‘It’s not just about the money, lad.’
‘I knew it. All that waffle about that horse of yours . . . then that stuff on the TV . . . you just want to get out there and do it again, don’t you?’
‘I wish.’ He turned his back on me to gaze out of the window, and when he turned back, the smile had evaporated. He just stood there and stared at me for a long time, like a cop on the doorstep with bad news, searching for the right words to tell me. He looked down at his trembling hand, then back at me.
I finally twigged. ‘You’re sick, aren’t you?’
He looked away. ‘You mustn’t tell anyone this, especially Hazel. You up for it?’
I nodded. As if I was going to say no.
He stared at me again for what seemed like for ever, and in the end he just shrugged. ‘I’m dying.’
I was so tired I wondered if I’d heard right. ‘
What?
What the fuck’s wrong with you?’
He looked out of the window again. ‘MND, mate. Motor neurone disease. Well, one of the forms of it. A few Yanks who were in the Gulf have got it as well. They’re trying to find a connection, but it’s pretty academic. By the time they do, it will be too fucking late.’
‘You’re kidding me?’
He shook his head. ‘I wish.’
It was my turn to stare. I didn’t know what to say. The only person I could think of with motor neurone disease was Stephen Hawking. Did this mean Charlie was going to end up buzzing around in a wheelchair and sounding like a Dalek?
‘What’s the prognosis?’ I put the can down on the side and swivelled round to get my feet on the carpet. ‘I mean, is the bad stuff inevitable?’
‘It’s already happening.’ He took another swig of beer before holding the can out towards me. ‘Sometimes I have to really concentrate just to pull the ring on one of these things. Sometimes it’s a bit difficult turning door handles. It’s been going on for six months. I went to see a doctor on the quiet’ – he pointed his finger at me, the can still in his hand – ‘and it needs to stay that way. At least until all the money’s in the bank. I want something to cushion the blow for Hazel when I tell her.’
He siphoned up the last of his beer and this time I decided to join him.
‘Does it have to get worse? I mean, maybe a few trembles is as bad as it’ll get?’
He shook his head slowly. ‘Sure as night follows day.’ He sounded almost matter-of-fact. ‘The next step is memory loss, then my speech gets slurred. Then I won’t be able to walk or swallow . . . Five years on average, and that’s me gone.’
‘Stephen Hawking’s been going for donkey’s years.’
‘One in a million. It’s five years, some much quicker. I wouldn’t mind that. Once it gets to the stage where Hazel’s spoon-feeding me mashed banana, I’ll get her to kill me anyway.’ He started to laugh, maybe a bit too much. ‘Or maybe I’ll see just how much of a mate you are.’
5
We nursed our second can of Carlsberg in silence. I was still on the side of the bed; Charlie was by the TV, staring out of the netted window. I didn’t feel like drinking, but at least it was cold and purged my mouth of three days’ worth of airline shit on a tray. I wished it could have washed away Charlie’s bad news as well, but it didn’t. I felt sorry for him and his family, and that was a strange feeling for me to have. Normally it would just be a case of, tough shit and I’ll kill you when it’s spoon-feed time.
‘It makes sense now.’ I couldn’t stand the silence any more. ‘But what if your hands start disco dancing while you’re working?’
‘Chance I’ve got to take.’
‘Crazy Dave know?’
‘Crazy Dave’s a good man, but he’s not in the charity game.’ He shrugged and gave me a smile. ‘I just told him how much cash I needed and if there was a job that paid it, I’d be there. It’s my last payday. Hazel will need the money. And you were right about the horse . . .’ Charlie took the final swig from his can and put it down on the desk. He bent and stuck his head half inside the fridge as he rummaged among the drinks and chocolate bars. His voice was muffled. ‘I don’t want to spend my last few breaths stuck in the corner of a fucking field.’
Charlie hadn’t seen the state Hazel was in after he’d done the runner. ‘Why not go home and explain everything to her, then come back? What if you fuck up and don’t get home? That’ll be two Hazel’s lost, and all she’ll remember is you fucking off.’
He stood up with two cans, water this time, and handed me one. He placed his on the desk and had a go at opening it. This time his middle finger made a meal of getting under the ring pull.
‘Well, lad.’ The can finally fizzed. ‘She’s going to lose me whatever I do. This way at least she gets some compensation. I’m staying here.’ His eyes gleamed and there was certainty in his voice. He was suddenly the Charlie I knew of old. ‘Better to burn than fizzle out. I’ll do the job I’m contracted to do. Then I’ll go home and face the music. She’ll calm down after a while. She loves me really.’
He fixed his eyes on mine. ‘You want to come along as shotgun?’ He brought the can of water up to his mouth and tilted his head to drink. His eyes swivelled so they kept contact with mine. ‘No pay, mind – that’s all for Hazel. But I’ll pick up the costs and get you back to your German, Club Class.’
I couldn’t help but smile; it almost turned into a laugh because the situation was so ridiculous. I’d never worked for nothing in my entire life. I’d even charged my mum twenty pence to go to the corner shop for a pack of Embassy Gold. ‘But you haven’t even told me the job.’
Charlie detected the flicker of interest. He fished a USB memory stick out of his jeans and plugged it into his laptop. A dialogue box asked if he wanted to carry on with the movie clip from where he’d left off, or go back to the beginning. He tapped the keyboard and we got a jerky picture of a ten-foot brick wall with broken glass cemented into its top. A succession of Ladas trundled down the potholed road alongside it. I could see only the top two floors of the worn-out and pitted brick cube the other side of the wall, but every window was protected by a heavy grille that sat proud of the building so it could be opened outwards. The camera passed the graffiti-sprayed gates. Two wall-high metal plates closed the house off to the public. They looked as if they had been there as long as the house, rusting and battered, held together in the centre by a lever lock.
The picture curled as Charlie poked the screen. ‘Fucking amateur bag fit.’ The camera had been concealed in a bag of some kind, with just a small hole cut into it. If the lens had been pressed right up against it they might have got a full picture, but they’d done it so badly it was blurred round the edges.
‘What are we looking at?’
‘This, my lad, is the home of a government minister, in that most upright and enlightened of landscapes, the former Soviet republic of Georgia. He goes by the name of Zurab Bazgadze – though I like to think of him as plain old Baz.’
‘Great. And?’
‘I’m going to pop in there and do a little job.’
‘No job’s that little, for that sort of cash. You covering your back?’
He grinned. ‘That’s why I’m thinking you should come along and help me.’ He pulled at his jumper. ‘This wasn’t the only thing I bought duty free.’ He stood up, walked over to his carry-on, and extracted a small digital camcorder. Its red light glowed. ‘I thought it was him at the door again . . .’ He powered down the device. ‘I’m building up as much of a security blanket as I can lay my hands on. If I get stitched up, he’ll go down with me.’
‘Who the fuck are you on about?’
‘The world’s fattest American, with one of those fuck-off whitewall haircuts.’
Charlie came back to join me at the laptop. He pulled out the memory stick and waved it at me before it disappeared into his pocket. ‘He dropped this off, and the laptop – and before you ask, don’t.’
He was right. I didn’t need to know who this man was. If I did go with Charlie and Whitewall found out I was also on the ground, Charlie could say that I knew nothing about anything. He wouldn’t have shown me the tape now anyway. I had nothing to do with the job.
‘I don’t want to know. I’m more worried about you getting caught. Those shaky old hands of yours will see out their days with thumbscrews attached to them. They don’t fuck about in Georgia, mate.’
‘Piece of piss getting into that target, lad. Who d’you think did all those banks in Bosnia?’
‘I thought about you when I read the story.’
Towards the end of the Bosnian War, the Firm needed to get their hands on the financial records of certain government officials and high-ranking army officers who were taking bribes from the drug and prostitution barons. MOE guys from the Regiment hit a whole lot of banks. The idea was that when the new country was formed, we could make sure we kept the dodgy ones out of the picture, and got the good guys in. Not that it had worked, of course. It never does.