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Authors: Avery Monsen,Jory John

Tags: #Humor, #Form, #Comic Strips & Cartoons

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All my friends are dummies.

 

 

 

 

 

All my friends are puddles.

 

 

All my friends are Kentucky fried.

 

 

All your friends are delicious.

 

 

Please stop buying my friends if you are just going to slowly kill them.

 

 

All my friends are followers.

 

 

 

Where are we going?

 

 

(None of my friends will speak to me.)

 

 

All my friends will be dead within 24 hours.

 

 

This job makes me feel so alive.

 

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