Authors: Reginald Hill
Tags: #Police Procedural, #Mystery & Detective
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The Last National Service Man i
Pascoe's Ghost 59
Dalziel's Ghost 171
One Small Step 203
'I'm late, I'm late, for a very important date,' sang Detective Constable Peter Pascoe.
In moments of stress his mind still trawled through the movies in search of a proper reaction.
'It's an immature tic you may grow out of when you've had enough Significant Experience of your own,' an irritated girlfriend had once forecast. 'Ring me when it happens.'
He hadn't rung yet. Surely his move to Mid Yorkshire where they sold Significant Experience by the bucketful would work the cure? But a fortnight into his new job, when he woke to discover he'd slept through his alarm, the section house boiler had failed, and there were three buttons missing from his only clean shirt, he'd immediately dropped into a Kenneth Williams panic routine straight out of
Carry on Constable.
Sod's Law was confirmed when he got to the station. No time to grab a bite in the canteen, of course; hardly time to grab the essential file from the CID room: then the phone had rung just as he was passing through the door. Not another soul in sight, so like a fool, he'd answered it.
It had been some snout urgently requiring the DCI and not about to push something useful towards a mere DC. Five minutes getting that sorted. Then the Riley reluctant to start; every light at red: traffic crawling at sub-perambulator speeds (did they have different limits up here?); one side of every road dug up (water, or burial of the dead - which had finally arrived?).
And now, in the courts' car park, not a space in sight except one marked recorder.
Sod it, thought Pascoe. Little high-pitched instrument played by some geezer in a ruff couldn't need all that much room.
He gunned the Riley in, and was out and running up the steps before the Cerberic attendant could bark more than the first syllable of 'Hey-up!'
Why did the natives need this ritual exordium before they communicated? he wondered. Not properly a greeting, a command or even an exclamation, it was entirely redundant in the vocabulary of a civilized man.
He burst through the swing doors, and thought, 'Hey-up!' as he spotted a familiar face. Well, not really familiar. He'd known it for only two weeks and not even a lifetime could make it familiar. But unforgettable certainly. Straight out of Hammer Films make-up. They'd broken the mould before they made this one, ho ho.
'Sergeant Wield,' he gasped.
'Constable Pascoe,' said Wield. 'Now we've got that out of the way, you're lost.'
'You mean I'm late,' said Pascoe. 'Sorry but —'
'Nay lad. Mr Jorrocks, the magistrate is late, which means you'll not be called for another half-hour. What
are is lost. Magistrates' court is in the other wing. This is where the big boys play.'
With that face it was impossible to tell whether you were being bollocked or invited to share a joke. And what was Wield doing here anyway? Checking up? If so he was in the wrong place too . . .
Wield answered the question as if it had been asked.
'Our own big boy's here today,' he said. 'Come back all the way from Wales to give evidence. I need a word.'
'Mr Dalziel, you mean? Oh yes. I heard he was visiting.'
Pascoe knew the name shouldn't be pronounced the way it looked but hadn't quite got the vocalization right. This
time, perhaps because of the Welsh connection, it came out as
Wield's mouth spasmed in what might have been a smile.
he said carefully. 'You've not met him yet, have you?'
Detective Constable Pascoe's transfer from South Midlands to Mid-Yorkshire CID had taken place while Detective Chief Inspector Dalziel was in Wales as part of a team investigating allegations of misconduct against certain senior officers. The Fat Man had been pissed off at being turned into what he called 'a bog-brush'. Wield suspected he was going to be even more enraged to discover that the CID boss, Superintendent 'Zombie' Quinn, had taken advantage of his absence to approve the newcomer's transfer.
Trouble was, Pascoe was everything Dalziel disliked: graduate, well spoken, originating south of Sheffield. Wield still had to make his mind up about the lad, but leastways he shouldn't be tossed to a ravening Dalziel without some warning. Not even a bubonic rat deserved that.
'No, but I've heard about him,' said Pascoe neutrally, unaware that Wield's finely tuned ear was well up to detecting the note of prejudgemental disapproval in his voice.
'Come along and see him in action,' said the sergeant. 'You can spare a few minutes.'
'What's the case?' asked Pascoe as they climbed the stairs.
'Sexual assault,' said Wield. 'DCI was leading a drugs raid. Kicked a door open and found what was allegedly a rape in progress.'
'House was a knocking-shop, woman's got three convictions for tomming. Accused's got Martineau defending him. He hates Mr Dalziel's guts.'
That's a lot of hating, thought Pascoe as he tiptoed into
court and had his first glimpse of the bulky figure wedged
the witness box.
Flesh there was in plenty, but more Sydney Greenstreet than Fatty Arbuckle. This was all-in wrestler running to seed
rather than middle-aged guzzler running to flab. And if any notion of the comic book fat man remained, it stopped when you moved up from the body to that great granite head which looked like it could carve its way through pack-ice on a polar expedition.
A lemon-lipped barrister with scarcely enough flesh on him to make one of Dalziel's arms was asking questions in a voice which did not anticipate co-operation or trust. 'So you, Chief Inspector, were the first person through the door?'
voice like a ship's cannon booming down a fjord.
'Where you found the defendant and Miss X on the bed, sexually coupled?'
'Now please think carefully before you answer the next question. Did you
form the opinion that the defendant was using duress?'
Dalziel thought carefully.
He said, 'No, sir. I did not.'
'Really?' said Martineau, surprise mingling with triumph. 'And why not?'
'Well, I don't expect he had time to put one on, sir.'
When order was restored the judge fixed a stern gaze on Dalziel and said, 'I don't know whether your hearing or your taste is defective, Chief Inspector, but what Mr Martineau wishes to ascertain is whether you
formed the opinion that sex was taking place against Miss X's will, or was it her subsequent behaviour and allegations which brought up this possibility?'
'Oh aye. I'm with you. It were immediate, m'lud.'
'I see. Perhaps you can explain why.'
'Well, first off, he had his right hand round her throat like he was keeping her quiet by strangling her, and his left hand were holding both her wrists above her head so she couldn't hit him . . .'
Martineau's body and voice shot up together.
'My lord! These assumptions . . .'
'Yes, yes. Mr Dalziel, just describe what you saw without giving us the benefit of your inferences, please.'
'Yes, sir. Sorry. Main thing was, soon as I saw the defendant's face, I said to myself, hello —'
Martineau was now soprano with indignation.
'My lord, witness cannot be allowed to imply —'
'Thank you, Mr Martineau,' interrupted the judge. 'I'm grateful as always for your assistance in points of law, but I'm sure that an officer of Mr Dalziel's standing was not about to say anything contrary to the rules of evidence.'
'Nay, sir!' said Dalziel all injured innocence. 'Tha knows I'd never mention a man's record in court, no matter how rotten it were. All I was going to say was, I said to myself, spotty little scrote like that, I bet he'd have to use force to get his own mother to kiss him goodnight!'
Under cover of the renewed laughter, Wield drew Pascoe out of the court.
'I don't believe it!' exclaimed the younger man as they went back downstairs. 'He's turning the whole thing into music hall. Is he for real.'
'Weren't impressed then?' said Wield.
'Impressed? I was horrified! It's bad enough that poor woman having to go through the trauma of a trial without some insensitive clown playing it for laughs.'
'I did tell you the raid were in a knocking-shop and she's got convictions —'
'And that means she's fair game, does it?' interrupted Pascoe indignantly. 'I thought everyone was entitled to equal protection under the law. Excuse me. I'd better get off to my case.'
Wield watched him stride away. Nice mover, head held high, good shoulders, slim body, long legs. Lead us not into temptation. Not that there was much chance of that, not in the force. They might be marching for gay rights in San Francisco, but here in Mid Yorkshire, gay was still what poets felt when they saw a bunch of head-tossing daffs. There was even a holiday company in the High Street called Gay
Days Ltd. Caused a lot of misunderstanding with tourists from the louche south!
Any road, he couldn't see Constable Pascoe being around long enough to break any hearts. Zombie (which was what Dalziel had christened Detective Superintendent Quinn after catching him enjoying a post-prandial snooze in his office) might propose but everyone knew that in the end Fat Andy disposed.
'Penny for 'em,' said Dalziel who despite his bulk could come up on you like Umslopagaas.
'You'd want change, sir,' said Wield. 'Mr Martineau didn't keep you long.'
'Mebbe it was something I said. I saw you earwigging. Brought a friend, did you?'
Even under forensic assault the Fat Man didn't miss much.
'DC Pascoe. Transfer from South Midlands. Highly recommended, top promotion grades, good on the ground, graduate entry . . .'
'Wash your mouth out, Wieldy! Christ, moment I turn me back, Zombie's trawling the boneyards for the living dead. Where's he at now?'
'Committal proceedings. His first day, stopped two guys on suss by the auction mart. Found they had some weaners in their pick-up and" no proof of ownership.'
'Keen bugger. Sounds straightforward. Let's see what kind of a fist Wonderboy makes of it.'
They found 'Wonderboy' under heavy attack from a sharp little solicitor called 'Bomber' Harris.
'So tell us, Detective Constable, what was your reason for being at the back of the market pens?'
'Just passing, sir.'
'Just passing? Along a cul-de-sac whose only function is that of service road to the remoter storage pens of the auction mart?'
'Well, I'm new to the area and I was finding my way about —'
'So, you were lost. And while in this state of uncertainty,