Authors: Anthony Bruno
Sal came out from under the overhang, shading his eyes as he yelled up to the bridge. “Yo, Captain. I want you to take her in as far as you can. Over near that big gray monstrosity, the one with the triangle windows. See it?”
The captain squinted over toward Nashe's place, looked
at it for a while, then scratched his head. Sal figured the guy was about his age, close-cropped red hair, wavy on top, light eyebrows and lashes, wrinkles and freckles. The kind of guy always named Brian or Kevin, something like that. Kind of guy Sal couldn't relate to at all. Sal waited for the guy to say something but he didn't, just scratched his head and squinted at the house.
“Something wrong with that, Captain?” Better not be anything wrong with that. I'm paying you enough.
The guy laid his hands on the rail. Rough, red hands, like lobster claws. “Wellll,” he said, dragging it out, “I'll take her in as far as I can and drop anchor for you. Pretty calm today. You shouldn't get too wet.” He was saying one thing, but his tone was saying something else.
“What's wrong? You sound like something's wrong?”
“Wellll . . . I'll tell you. Can't park in there too long. Coast Guard choppers patrol the whole shore, looking for drug smugglers and whatnot. Not s'posed to go in that close to a swimming beach. Chopper comes by, he'll chase my tail back out to sea just like that.”
“Yeah, so what're you saying here? You're not gonna do it? We had a deal.”
The captain kept squinting at the house. “Nooo . . . I'll do it. I'm just saying whatever you gotta do over there, make it quick. Else I might not be there when you come out. Don't stick around for no birthday cake or nothing.”
“Yeah, fine.” Sal had told him he was doing this as a birthday surprise for a good friend of his. A kind of a beach assault.
The captain went back to the wheel and turned the boat around. Sal sat in the fishing chair and started pulling on the black rubber hip waders he'd bought last night at a Herman's in some mall in Toms River, the kind of waders that go right up under your armpits. They were new and they didn't go on easy. Reminded him of his grandmother getting into her girdle. The ones that came in those cardboard tubes and smelled to high heaven. These hip waders
stunk of new rubber but nothing like that sharp, powdery smell he remembered from his grandma's new girdles.
Thinking of his grandmother reminded him of Cil because she was always talking about her. Two of a kind, both religious nuts. Only problem with religion was that people like her make such a fucking religion out of it. Yeah, but Cil was a nun, for chrissakeâshe was supposed to be a religious nut.
Sal got the waders on up to his thighs, then stood up to pull them up the rest of the way. Fucking Tomasso, the supposed bodyguard. Mokowski thought there was something wrong with him too. Said he wouldn't be surprised if the guy was a fed. Sal wasn't surprised. He figured the Bureau was on his case again. Putting the bug in Cil's crucifix was their kind of thing. But the way Sal figured it, if the FBI knew anything at all, it wasn't from that bug. No, it had to be from Tomasso. Mokowski said it wouldn't have been that hard for him to get into Nashe's office. He probably found some papers on the land under the Plaza. That had to be it. If they tried to make a case against him, one of those bullshit RICO charges, Tomassoâor whatever his real name wasâwould be the one who'd have to testify in court.
So it was simple: Tomasso had to go. Nip it in the bud before they get down to business with the warrants and the subpoenas and all that shit. Tomasso's still around working undercover, so the investigation's still underwayâmeaning he hasn't sat down with the legal guys yet. Without him, they can't build a case against anybody. Best to nip it in the bud right now. Tomasso dies and that'll be the end of it.
Sal pulled the straps over his shoulders and nudged the gun around under all the layers until it was comfortable. He pictured Tomasso's faceâcocky bastard in that Dick Tracy hat. He knew there was something wrong about the guy the minute he saw him. Little bastard. Tomasso thinks he's hot shit, fucking Sydney. We'll see. That's why Sal didn't want to let anybody else take care of this. He wanted
to do it himself, to see how cocky the bastard's face would be this time. You fuck with me,
you
get fucked.
Sal looked out over the water at the big modern gray house, the boat's engine rumbling low under his feet. He nudged the gun again, put his hand on it. He took a big breath, smelled the salt air. This was good. He was taking care of business. He was a little anxious, what with the fight and all, but right now he felt good.
Tozzi picked up a piece of driftwood and flung it into the waves. A bunch of gulls screamed and swooped down around it, thinking it was something to eat. Old Barney, the lighthouse over in Barnegat Light, was in front of him, two miles at least in the distance. He considered walking to it, just for something to do. Valerie wanted to sleep. They'd been up late last night andâIf she wanted to sleep, let her sleep.
Tozzi trudged through the sand in his bare feet. The wet sand down by the water was cold, so he moved up to the dry sand, but that was harder to walk in. It was a trade-off. So was this undercover, he thought. He loses Valerie probably, but at least he gets out before Sal Immordino blows his head off. That's a fair trade-off. Except he wasn't very satisfied with it.
He wanted everything. He wanted to nail Nashe and Immordino for whatever they were doing. He wanted Sydney to get hers, the manipulating little witch. He wanted his efforts on this assignment to be a resounding success so that Ivers would stop treating him like the problem child. He wanted Valerie.
He glanced over his shoulder at the big gray beach house, the triangular picture windows on the third floor. Nobody gets everything. He stopped and stared up at those windows where she was sleeping. He thought about going back, waking her up, having his last few hours with her. Like the condemned man's last meal.
Then he turned around and headed for Old Barney. Let
her sleep, he thought. She's really tired. She won't disappear at sundown. This isn't the end of the world.
A real brain, this Tomasso. Leaves the sliding glass doors unlocked. Regular people do stuff like that. Feds are supposed to be smarter, more security-minded.
Sal stepped inside and scanned the big room. Enormous. Sunken living room with a free-standing fireplace at one end, sofas and easy chairs everywhere, long black lacquer table and chairs in the dining area, floor-to-ceiling windows with those big vertical blinds all around. And lavender wall-to-wall carpeting. Sydney's touch. This was kind of the way he imagined the Playboy mansion, the kind of place where Hef used to have those wild parties. Just like that TV show he used to have. Hef in his bathrobe, the bunnies with the incredible tits all around him. This was that kind of room. All except for the lavender carpet. Hef would go for red.
Sal slowly slid the glass panel closed except for a few inches. The sound of the ocean was muffled and suddenly he heard music, faint and far away. He stood there, listening. It was coming from upstairs. Bebop sax, Charlie Parker, it sounded like. He slid the straps off his shoulders and reached down into the layers of clothing for the 9mm. He finally got it out and released the safety. Leading with the gun, he slowly followed the sound of the sax to the blond wood staircase on the other side of the room. The rubber feet of the waders on the plush lavender carpeting didn't make a sound. Sal liked that.
Tozzi stared out at the ocean, trying to spot a shark fin or a whale's tail, waiting with hope and dread and terrible anticipation the same way he'd done when he was a kid, thinking that if he wished hard enough, the Creature from Twenty Thousand Leagues would suddenly come crashing out of the water, whipping his ugly head back, screaming and roaring and royally pissed off, ready to start ravaging the land. Tozzi kept looking, but he didn't see anything.
She must be special, he thought. Even Gibbons likes her.
He dug his toes into the dry, warm sand and thought about some of the disastrous relationships he'd had with women in the past. His ex-wife, the chandelier heiress from Rhode Island. The Mafia princess in sheep's clothing. The half-English redhead who ran the nanny agency. The NYPD detective from the Sex Crimes Unit. The married woman . . . These were just the featured players; there were minor characters, going all the way back to high school, more than he wanted to think about. None of them had been like Valerie, though. Not even close.
The wind blowing off the ocean whistled in his ears. If he suddenly disappeared, then called her in a month or so, out of the blue, what was she gonna think? That he's an asshole, that's what. He could just hear the sarcastic remarks. An FBI agent? Yeah, sure, she'd say. It would be better if he told her today, before he disappeared. At least there'd be a chance for them to pick up where they'd left off. Only one problem with that: Telling her his real identity while the undercover was still under way would be a direct violation of Bureau rules, the kind of infraction Ivers could use to hang his ass up for good.
He wiggled his toes and moved his feet, probing for warmer sand. He looked out at the waves. The ocean was still blank, no monsters. Fuck the rules. She was worth the risk. Anyway, she wouldn't tell if he asked her not to, she's a stand-up chick. That's why she's so great. That's why she's worth it.
Tozzi stared at the ocean, the wind blowing around his head. He was gonna do it. He was gonna tell her. Valerie was too good to lose. He turned his back on Old Barney and started back toward the house.
Leave it to fucking Beaver. Da-dump, da-da-da, da-da, da-da . . . all night long. Even though Charlie Parker was getting louder as he climbed the stairs to the third floor, Sal couldn't get that stupid Beaver song out of his head. It was what Sydney sang that whole night when she brought him
here. She's coming, for chrissake, but she's still singing the damn song. What a fucking wack. She must've taken Tomasso here too. Same bedroom and everything, the one with the lavender Jacuzzi in the bathroom. Probably sang him the
Leave It to Beaver
song too. Crazy bitch.
Sal's rubber feet squeaked on the hardwood floor in the hallway, but the stereo was blasting in there, so he didn't think anyone could hear. He peered into the bedroom through the doorway. Sheets messed up on the bed. Tomasso's suit hanging on a chair. Bra and panties on the floor. Hey, maybe Sydney was in the Jacuzzi with him. He could shoot 'em both. Nice idea, but he knew that Sydney had been in New York all week on her lavender tug. Tomasso must've brought some bimbo up here to keep him company while he hid out. Too bad. She'd have to go too.
He racked the slide on the automatic and entered the room, walking softly across the rug that looked like someone had spilled a gallon of paint on it. He stopped short when the song on the stereo suddenly ended. Just the sound of bubbling water from the Jacuzzi. He waited for the next song to start up and make some noise. He leveled the gun at the doorway to the bathroom, just in case someone walked out. The music started up again. Sal knew this one. He had the record. “Nights in Tunisia.”
He stepped closer to the doorway and peered in. The bebop horns reverberated olf the lavender tile walls. Water bubbled and whooshed. He couldn't make out a body under the foamy water. All he could see was the top of that fucking gray hat on Tomasso's head propped against the side of the lavender Jacuzzi. Stupid asshole. Wears the damn hat in the Jacuzzi. For what? To impress the girl? Sal glanced back into the bedroom. Where was the girl? He shrugged. Who cares? Long as Tomasso gets it.
He aimed the gun down at the Dick Tracy hat. “Hey, Tomasso.” He had to repeat it louder to be heard over the music. “Tomasso! Wake up!”
The head turned, and suddenly he saw the face under
the hat. Shit. It wasn't Tomasso. It was that blonde, from the other night at Tomasso's apartment. Shit.
“What the hell're youâ” Then she spotted the gun. Her eyes jumped back and forth between the gun and his face.
Sal shouted, “Turn around!”
But she didn't turn around. She just kept staring at the gun, frozen. Then she stared up at him, and he could tell from her eyes that she recognized him, that she remembered him. And then he remembered that Tomasso had introduced them, told her his name was Clyde, Clyde Immordino.
“Turn around, I said!”
She didn't do it, though, and that's when the gun sort of went off by itself because he didn't think about it. He just did it because he knew it had to be done, and the shot sounded like a goddamn cannon with all the tile in the room. The girl jerked forward, went under face first, and now she was coming back up, her bare back rising like an island of white skin in a boiling sea. He spotted the entry wound right away, between her neck and shoulder, close to the spine. Two more cannon shots, without thinking. Her body twitched, twisted as it went under a little, then came back up, floating, in slow motion. It was the part with trumpet solo. “Nights in Tunisia.” Dizzy Gillespie with his bent horn.
Tomasso. Where the fuck was he? Sal spun around, went back into the bedroom, gun ready, expecting Tomasso to come bounding into the room. But he didn't. Where the fuckâ
Then he heard it, another horn, not Dizzy Gillespie, a horn outside, like a fog hornâ
blap! blap! blap!
Hurry up, hurry up, hurry up. He looked out the triangle window opposite the foot of the bed.
Blap! blap! blap!
Hurry up. He saw the boat. Then he saw the helicopter. About two, three hundred yards up the beach, coming this way. Coast Guard helicopter. Coming to chase the boat away from the beach. Or stop it for drug smuggling. Shit. Where the fuck is Tomasso, that little chickenshit?