Read Between the Sheets Online
Authors: Jordi Mand
Tags: #Drama, #Canadian, #Career women, #marriage, #affairs, #children, #parenthood, #parent-teacher, #Jordi Mand, #female playwrights, #Canada
MARION
And do all of your students receive this level of attention, Miss Stewart?
TERESA
Alex needs the attention. Other students don't necessarilyâ
MARION
He needs it or you do?
TERESA
What?
MARION
I'm just asking.
TERESA
Asking what exactly?
MARION
You don't think I know what you're doing?
TERESA
No. I don't, actually.
MARION
The more time you spend with my son, the more contact you're able to have with my husband. Isn't that how you've arranged things?
TERESA
I haven't arranged anything.
MARION
No, the child of the man you're fucking just happens to need more attention than every other student in your class.
TERESA
Alex's progress has absolutely nothing to do with my relationship with Curtis. And yes, for the record, Alex does needâ
MARION
It must be so romantic⦠the two of you lying in bed together⦠reading poetry to each other⦠discussing my son's academicâ
TERESA
Alex needs to be assessed!
Beat.
MARION
Assessed?
TERESA
Tested.
MARION
I know what assessed means!
TERESA
He needs to be working with the resource program.
MARION
You think you're the first person to suggest that we have Alex tested?
TERESA
No. I know I'm not.
MARION
You're right. You're not!
TERESA
Then why haven't you done anything about it?
MARION
I'm not getting into this with you.
TERESA
Lookâ¦
She stops herself.
She looks at MARION.
He's a great kid. He really is. He's smart and funny and clever. But it's only going to get harder for him. I'm sure you know that. If you don't do something about it now⦠while he's young enough toâ¦
She stops herself.
I know I'm the last person in the world you want to be hearing this from but you need to consider this for him. You need to consider it if youâ
MARION
We have. We have considered it.
TERESA
Okay. Soâ¦
MARION
I don't want that for him. I don't want him treated differently. I don't want him to be isolated orâ
TERESA
Of course you don't.
MARION
I don't want him put into some kind of separate stream or⦠he's a sensitive kid. He wouldn't handle it well.
TERESA
I wouldn't underestimate him. To be honest⦠I think he'll be relieved onceâ
MARION
Relieved?
TERESA
Yes.
MARION
How would any of this be a relief for him?
TERESA
Because these systems work for him. He'llâ
MARION
You don't understand.
TERESA
I do.
MARION
You don't. You spend a couple of hours a week with him.
TERESA
I spend forty hours a week with him!
MARION
Because it's your job. You're not with himâ
TERESA
Well, from the sounds of it I spend more time with your son than you do!
Beat.
MARION
Excuse me?
TERESA looks at her.
TERESA
It's true. You're never home.
MARION
Because I work, you little cunt.
TERESA
You work evenings, weekends.
MARION
And why do you think that is? For fun? I work for them. Everything I do⦠everything is for them⦠for my family. So we can have the life that we have. So we can afford to send Alex here. So I can pay your goddamn salary.
TERESA
You don't payâ
MARION
I would love nothing more than to be at home with my son every night instead of sitting in a fucking open-concept office waiting for some conference call from some asshole in another fucking time zone. I would love to bring Alex to school every morning. I would love to be able to volunteer for class tripsâ¦
I hate being away from him⦠having to work late into the evenings without being able to tuck him in⦠having to ask him how his day was over the phone. He is my son. Being away from him is one of the hardest things I have toâ
TERESA
It hasn't stopped you.
MARION
Stopped me?
TERESA
You're stillâ¦
MARION
I am not going to stand here and justify the decisions I⦠that we have made together⦠as a family⦠that enable my son to have the kinds of opportunities that heâ
She stops herself.
(to herself)
Why am I even going into this with you⦠you of all fucking people.
TERESA
Because I have seen what Alex is like when he gets the kind ofâ
MARION
Enough! It's enough already. You don't get to be part of this conversation. You don't get to weigh in on what happens to my son. Do you understand me?
TERESA
His futureâ
MARION
Has nothing to do with you!
TERESA
I care deeply about Alex.
MARION
If you cared about him, you wouldn't haveâ
TERESA
I care about him more than you know!
Beat.
MARION
What does that mean?
TERESA
Nothing.
MARION
No. What the fuck does that mean?
TERESA
Never mind.
TERESA walks away from her.
MARION
Don't you walk away from me. What did youâ
TERESA
My relationship with him is important.
MARION
And?
TERESA
And he's going to be an important part of my life.
MARION
What are youâ
TERESA
We're moving in together⦠Curtis and I.
MARION
Jesus Christ!
TERESA
We were waiting until the end of the school year⦠until Alex is finished.
MARION
You're moving in together?
TERESA
Yes.
Beat.
MARION buries her head in her hands.
MARION
Oh god.
After a moment she looks at TERESA.
MARION laughs again.
Okayâ¦
She continues laughing.
Okayâ¦
Beat.
MARION looks at TERESA.
So⦠how is this going to work? Will he be moving in with you, because you're sure as hell not taking the house, so⦠where will you be living?
TERESA
We're figuring that out.
MARION
You're moving in together and you haven't figured out where you'll be living?
TERESA
We haven't made any firm decisions yet.
MARION
Well that says something at least.
TERESA
It doesn't say anything.
MARION
It does, actually. Curtis is usually very good with those sorts of things⦠those sorts of details. It's sort of a strength of his.
TERESA
What is a strength of his?
MARION
Moving. I've never had the stomach for it. But he⦠he loves it⦠the looking, the search for the perfect place, the packing even. So it's just interesting that you haven't talked about it. I would have thought it would be the first thing he would have talked about.
TERESA
We're waiting until the end of the school year to decide.
MARION
Of course you are. And then he'll probably move in with you⦠in your little apartment⦠until you find something more comfortable.
TERESA
Probably.
MARION
And will the two of you be living off of your salary or will he be picking up more work⦠how is that going to sort itself out?
TERESA
We're figuring it out.
Beat.
MARION
I'm guessing you've never been married before?
TERESA
No. I haven't.
MARION
How many men have
you been with?
TERESA
That's not any of your business.
MARION
Have you ever lived with someone? A boyfriend⦠a partner?
TERESA
I know what I'm getting myself into.
MARION
All right. I just hope you're prepared, that's all. You're going to need more than a goddamn teaching gig to keep the two of you afloat, believe me. We'd be living in the gutter if weâ
TERESA
You wouldn't be living in the gutter. You don't have to be so dramatic. You're not the only one contributing at home.
MARION
In our household? Oh yes I am.
TERESA
No, you're not. I know how much each of you makes.
MARION
Oh, you do.
TERESA
Yes. I do. He's told me.
MARION
Has he?
Beat.
Has he also told you how much we've had to borrow from my family over the past three years? How I had to take on a new position at the office with longer hours so we could finally start paying them back?
TERESA
I know things have been tight.
MARION
And how I had to beg him to take on new clients but he still couldn't get his shit together? Did he tell you that?
TERESA
He did. He's told me all of that. He also told me that you're the one who insists on vacationing twice a year and that he's never seen you wear the same pair of shoes twice.
MARION
Oh, go fuck yourself.
TERESA
I know that work has been slow for him. He's looking at his options⦠maybe changing careers paths.
MARION
You don't just change career paths at his age.
TERESA
He's looking at his options.
MARION
You are so naive it is unbelievable!
TERESA
We will figure it out. Neither of us are concerned about that right now.
MARION
Well of course you're not. Why would you be? Everything is so easy for the two of you, isn't it? You have no obligations, no responsibilities.
You don't have to worry about carpools, or a new refrigerator, or who's taking whose parent to the doctor. You don't have to worry about anything. Right now it's just you and your future. You've got the rest of your lives to figure everything out.
Beat.
That's all going to change⦠you know that, don't you? This honeymoon of yours will end and eventually you'll
be dealing with life⦠just like the rest of us.
Eventually you'll be left with the dishes and the mortgage and the passing of the newspaper back and forth in the morning without uttering a single fucking word.
MARION looks at TERESA.
If you're actually going to do this⦠if the two of you are actually going to insist on breaking this family apart, then you deserve each other⦠and whatever miserable existence you find yourselves living with.
TERESA
I'm not trying to break your family apart.
MARION
Well that's what's going to happen, isn't it? You're going to rip us apart with your bare hands.
TERESA
That's not trueâ
MARION
And if Curtis thinks for one fucking second that he'll have custody of any kindâ
TERESA
Curtis is a wonderful father.
MARION
Yeah, well, he's a shitty husband.
TERESA
You don't need to punish him byâ
MARION
Trust me⦠if I wanted to punish him I would do a lot worse. This is for Alex.
TERESA
Alex loves his father.
MARION
And have either of you stopped to consider how he's going to react to this⦠how he's going to react when he learns that his father is leaving⦠and not just leaving but leaving to be with his teacher?
TERESA
Alex and I are close.
MARION
You don't think that will change?
TERESA
I know⦠in time, I think that he'll⦠I hope that he'll come toâ¦
MARION
This will destroy Alex.
TERESA
I'm prepared to do whatever it takes to make this easy for him.
MARION
He isn't good with other kids.
TERESA
Kids?
MARION
He'll be replaced.
TERESA
No one is replacing anyone.
MARION
And I'm going to be the one who's going to be picking him up off the floor while the two of you start a new life together.
TERESA
He will be a part of that. Alex will be the centre of our lives.
MARION
You say that now.
TERESA
I promise you.
MARION
Curtis always wanted a bigger family.
TERESA
Well⦠he doesn't. We've talked about it.
MARION
And now that he'll have this young trophy wife.
TERESA
Stop.
MARION
He'll be so thrilled to start over again with you. You'll give him everything he always wanted.
TERESA
That's not true.
MARION
It is. It is true.
TERESA
No. It's not. He knows I can'tâ
MARION
You'll give him the perfect fuckingâ
TERESA
I can't have children.
Beat.
MARION
What do you mean you can't? Have you tried orâ
TERESA
No. I haven't tried.
MARION
So you've chosen not toâ
TERESA
No.
MARION
Then how would youâ
TERESA
Because when my uterus was removed it became pretty fucking clear that I wasn't going to be having children.
Beat.
MARION
When didâ
TERESA
You know, I don't actually want to talk about this with you.
Beat.
TERESA walks to her desk, puts on her sweater, and sits.
MARION watches her.