Changeless: The Parasol Protectorate: Book the Second (20 page)

Madame Lefoux turned and looked down. “Why, Lady Maccon! I was convinced you had fallen to your death! How wonderful that
you are still alive.”

Alexia could barely make out what the Frenchwoman was saying. The inventor’s normally melodic voice was high and tinny, a
helium-afflicted squeak. The inflation apparatus for the blimp must have developed a severe leak to be affecting voices all
the way down to the observation deck.

“Well, I am not going to be here much longer,” yelled back Alexia.

The top hat nodded agreement. “Hold on, Lady Maccon, I shall fetch crewmen to collect you directly.”

“What?” yelled Alexia. “I cannot make you out at all. You have come over all squeaky.”

Madame Lefoux’s top hat and associated head disappeared from view.

Alexia entertained herself by concentrating on holding on as hard as she could and yelling a bit more for form’s sake. She
was indebted to those few puffy clouds floating below her, for they obscured the distant ground. She did not want to know
exactly how far she had to fall.

Eventually, a small porthole window popped open near one of her booted feet. A familiar ugly hat stuck out the tiny hole.
The face wearing the hat tilted up and back and witnessed Alexia’s indecorous position.

“Why, Alexia Maccon, what
are
you doing? You appear to be dangling.” The voice was a little slurred. Ivy was clearly still laboring under the effects of
Madame Lefoux’s cognac. “How undignified of you. Stop it at once!”

“Ivy. Assist me, would you?”

“I hardly see what I can do,” replied Miss Hisselpenny. “Really, Alexia, what could have possessed you to attach yourself
to the side of the ship in such a juvenile fashion? It is positively barnacle-like.”

“Oh, for goodness’ sake, Ivy, it is not like I intended to end up this way.” Ivy tended toward dense, it was true, but alcohol
evidently caused her to attain new heights of fatheadedness.

“Oh? Well, then. But honestly, Alexia, I do not mean to be boorish, but do you realize that your underdrawers are exposed
to the night air, not to mention the public view?”

“Ivy, I am hanging on for dear life to the side of a floating dirigible, leagues up in the aether. Even you must admit there
are some instances wherein protocol should be relaxed.”

“But why?”

“Ivy, I fell, obviously.”

Miss Hisselpenny blinked bleary dark eyes at her friend. “Oh, deary me, Alexia. Are you actually in real danger? Oh no!” Her
head retreated.

Alexia wondered what it said about her character that Ivy had genuinely believed she would intentionally go climbing about
the side of a floating dirigible.

Some sort of silky material was shoved out the window and up at her.

“What is that?”

“Why, my second-best cloak.”

Lady Maccon gritted her teeth.

“Ivy, did you miss the part where I am hanging, an inch from death? Do get help.”

The cloak vanished, and Miss Hisselpenny’s head reappeared. “As bad as that, is it?”

The dirigible lurched, and Alexia swayed to one side with a squeal of alarm.

Ivy fainted, or possibly passed out from the alcohol.

As was to be expected, it was Madame Lefoux who provided the rescue in the end. Mere moments after Ivy vanished from view,
a long rope ladder flopped down next to Alexia. She was able, with some difficulty, to transfer her grip from the metal spur
to the ladder and climb up. The steward, several worried crewmembers, and Madame Lefoux stood anxiously awaiting her ascent.

Strangely, once Lady Maccon had attained the deck, her legs no longer seemed to function as nature intended. She slid gracelessly
onto the wooden deck.

“I think I might reside here for a moment,” she said after her third attempt to rise resulted only in wobbly knees and bones
akin to jellyfish tentacles.

The steward, an immaculate if portly man dressed in a uniform of yellow canvas and fur, hovered about her in great concern,
wringing his hands. He was clearly most upset that such a thing as a Lady of Quality falling off his craft had occurred. What
would the company say if word got out? “Is there anything I can get you, Lady Maccon? Some tea perhaps, or something a little
stronger?”

“Tea, I think, would be quite the restorative,” replied Alexia, mostly to get him to stop hovering about like a worried canary.

Madame Lefoux crouched down next to her. Yet another reason to envy the Frenchwoman her mode of dress. “Are you certain you
are in good health, my lady?” Her squeaky voice had gone, the helium leak having apparently been fixed while Lady Maccon was
rescued.

“I am finding myself less delighted by the height and notion of floating than I was at the onset of our journey,” replied
Alexia. “But never mind that. Quickly now, before the steward returns, what happened after I fell? Did you see the attacker’s
face, ascertain his purpose or intention?” She left off the “Were you in cahoots?” part of that question.

Madame Lefoux shook her head, looking serious. “The miscreant wore a mask and a long cloak; I could not even say with certainty
if it was a male or a female. I do apologize. We struggled for a time, and eventually I managed to disentangle myself and
get off a shot with the dart emitter. The first one missed and cut a hole through one of the dirigible helium ports, but the
second caught our enemy a glancing blow to the side. Apparently that was sufficient to instill fear, for the attacker took
flight and managed to escape mostly unharmed.”

“Bollix,” swore Lady Maccon succinctly. It was one of her husband’s favorite words, and she would normally never deign to
use it, but current circumstances seemed to warrant its application. “And there are far too many crew and passengers on board
to stage an inquest, even if I did not want to keep my preternatural state and role as muhjah a comparative secret.”

The Frenchwoman nodded.

“Well, I think I may be able to stand now.”

Madame Lefoux bent to help her up.

“Did I lose my parasol in the fall?”

The inventor dimpled. “No, it tumbled to the floor of the observation deck. I believe it is still there. Shall I have one
of the hands bring it to your room?”

“Please.”

Madame Lefoux signaled to a nearby deckhand and sent him off to find the missing accessory.

Lady Maccon was feeling a little dizzy and was annoyed with herself for it. She had been through worse during the preceding
summer and saw no reason to come over weak and floppy due to a mere dabbling with gravity. She allowed the inventor to assist
her to her room but refused to call Angelique.

She sat gratefully down on her bed. “A little sleep and I shall be right as rain tomorrow.”

The Frenchwoman nodded and bent over her solicitously. “You are certain you do not need assistance to disrobe? I would be
happy to help in your maid’s stead.”

Alexia blushed at the offer. Had she been wrong to doubt the inventor? Madame Lefoux did seem to be quite the best sort of
ally to have. And, despite her masculine attire, she smelled amazing, like vanilla custard. Would it be so awful if this woman
were to become a friend?

Then she noticed that the cravat around Madame Lefoux’s neck was stained on one side with a small amount of blood.

“You were injured while fighting off the attacker and said nothing!” she accused, worried. “Here, let me see.” Before the
inventor could stop her, Lady Maccon pulled her down to sit on the bed and began untying the long length of Egyptian cotton
wound about Madame Lefoux’s elegant neck.

“It is of little consequence,” the Frenchwoman asserted, blushing.

Lady Maccon ignored all protestations and tossed the cravat to the floor—it was ruined anyway. Then, with gentle fingers,
she leaned in close to check the woman’s neck. The wound appeared to be nothing more than a scratch, already clotted.

“It looks quite shallow,” she said in relief.

“There, you see?” Self-consciously, Madame Lefoux shifted away from her.

Alexia caught a glimpse of something else upon the woman’s neck. Something that the cravat had kept hidden: near the nape,
partly covered by a few short curls of hair. Lady Maccon craned her head about to see what it might be.

A mark of some kind, dark against the woman’s fine white skin, was inked in careful black lines. Alexia brushed the hair aside
in a soft caress, startling the Frenchwoman, and leaned in, overcome with curiosity.

It was a tattoo of an octopus.

Lady Maccon frowned, oblivious to the fact that her hand still lay softly against the other woman’s skin. Where had she seen
that image before? Abruptly, she remembered. Her hand twitched, and only through sheer strength of character did she stop
herself from jerking away in horror. She had seen that octopus depicted in brass over and over again, all about the Hypocras
Club just after Dr. Siemons kidnapped her.

An awkward silence ensued. “Are you certain you are quite well, Madame Lefoux?” she inquired finally, for lack of anything
better to say.

Misinterpreting her continued physical contact, the lady inventor twisted to face her, their noses practically touching. Madame
Lefoux slid her hand up Alexia’s arm.

Lady Maccon had read that Frenchwomen were much more physically affectionate than British women in their friendship, but there
was something unbearably personal in the touch. And no matter how good she smelled and how helpful she had been, there was
that octopus mark to consider. Madame Lefoux could not be trusted. The fight could have been staged. She could have an associate
on board. She could still be a spy, intent on procuring the muhjah’s dispatch case through any possible means. Alexia pulled
away from the caressing hand.

At the withdrawal, the inventor stood. “I shall excuse myself. We could probably both use some rest.”

Breakfast the next morning saw everyone back about their regular routine, bruises, bonnets, and all. Miss Hisselpenny forbore
to mention Alexia’s clumsy attempt at scaling Mt. Dirigible out of mortification over her dear friend’s exposed underpinnings.
Madame Lefoux was impeccably, if incorrectly, dressed and unflaggingly polite, with no comment on the previous evening’s aerial
escapade. She inquired kindly after Tunstell’s health, to which Alexia responded favorably. Felicity was horrible and snide,
but then Felicity had been a repulsive earwig ever since she first grew a vocabulary. It was as though nothing untoward had
occurred at all.

Lady Maccon only nibbled at her food, not from any concern that there would be another attempted poisoning, but because she
was still feeling slightly airsick. She was looking forward to having solid, unpretentious ground under her feet once more.

“What are your plans for the day, Lady Maccon?” inquired Madame Lefoux when all other pleasantries were exhausted.

“I envision an exhausting day of lying about in a deck chair, broken up with small but thrilling strolls about the ship.”

“Capital plan,” replied Felicity.

“Yes, sister, but I was going to sit in that deck chair with a book, not a supercilious expression and a hand mirror,” shot
back Alexia.

Felicity only smiled. “At least I possess a face worth looking at for extended periods of time.”

Madame Lefoux turned to Ivy. “Are they always like this?”

Miss Hisselpenny had been staring dreamily off into space. “What? Oh, them, yes, as long as I’ve know them. Which is a dog’s
age now. I mean to say, Alexia and I have been friends for quite these four years. Imagine that.”

The inventor took a bite of steamed egg and did not respond.

Lady Maccon realized she was exposing herself to ridicule by bickering with her sibling.

“Madame Lefoux, what did you do before you came to London? You resided in Paris, I understand? Did you have a
hat shop
there too?”

“No, but my aunt did. I worked with her. She taught me everything I know.”

“Everything?”

“Oh yes,
everything.
”

“A remarkable woman, your aunt.”

“You have no idea.”

“Must be the excess soul.”

“Oh.” Ivy was intrigued. “Did your aunt come over all phantomy after death?”

Madame Lefoux nodded.

“How nice for you.” Ivy smiled her congratulations.

“I suspect
I
will be a ghost in the end,” said Felicity, preening. “I am the type to have extra soul. Don’t you all agree? Mama says I
am remarkably creative for someone who does not play or sing or draw.”

Alexia bit her tongue. Felicity was about as likely to have excess soul as a hassock. She turned the conversation forcibly
back to the inventor. “What made you leave your home country?”

“My aunt died, and I came over here looking for something precious that had been stolen from me.”

“Oh, really? Did you find it?”

“Yes, but only to come to the understanding that it was never mine to begin with.”

“How tragic for you,” sympathized Ivy. “I had just such a thing happen with a hat once.”

“It matters little. It had changed beyond all recognition by the time I located it.”

“How mysterious and cryptic you are.” Lady Maccon was intrigued.

“It is not entirely my story to tell and others may be injured in the telling if I am not careful.”

Felicity yawned ostentatiously. She was little interested in anything not directly connected to herself. “Well, this is all
very fascinating, but I am off to change for the day.”

Miss Hisselpenny rose as well. “I believe I shall go check on Mr. Tunstell, to ascertain if he has been provided with an adequate
breakfast.”

“Highly unlikely—none of us were,” said Alexia, whose delight in the imminent end to their voyage was encouraged by the idea
of eating food that was not bland and steamed into submission.

They parted ways, and Alexia was about to pursue her highly strenuous plans for the day when she realized that if Ivy had
gone to check on Tunstell, the two would be isolated together, and that was
not a good idea.
So she hightailed it after her friend toward the claviger’s cabin.