Changeless: The Parasol Protectorate: Book the Second (3 page)

“Unacceptable,” said the large blond gentleman, moving closer. Alexia began to believe that he was no gentleman, despite his
accent and immaculate appearance. She also noticed that he had the most cutting blue eyes, icy and intense.

Tunstell, a look of worry behind his cheery grin, seemed unable to decide whom to obey.

Alexia ignored the newcomer. “If they must camp here, move them around to the back.”

Tunstell turned to do her bidding but was stopped by the stranger, who put a large white-gloved hand on his shoulder.

“But this is preposterous.” The man’s perfect teeth snapped at Lady Maccon. “The regiment has always taken up residence in
the forecourt. It is far more convenient than the grounds.”

“Now,” said Alexia to Tunstell, still ignoring the intruder. Imagine talking to her in such a tone of voice, and they hadn’t
yet been introduced.

Tunstell, less cheerful than she had ever seen him, was looking back and forth between her and the stranger. Any moment now,
he might place his hand upon his head and enact a swoon of confusion.

“Stay precisely where you are, Tunstell,” instructed the stranger.

“Who the devil are you?” Alexia asked, the man’s cavalier interference irritating her into using actual profanity.

“Major Channing Channing of the Chesterfield Channings.”

Alexia gawked. No wonder he was so very full of himself. One would have to be, laboring all one’s life under a name like that.

“Well, Major Channing, I shall ask you not to interfere with the running of the household. It is
my
domain.”

“Ah, you are the new housekeeper? I was not informed that Lady Maccon had made any such drastic changes.”

Alexia was not surprised by this assumption. She was very well aware of the fact that she was not of the appearance others
patently expected of a Lady Maccon, being too Italian, too old, and too, frankly, ample. She was going to correct his error
before further embarrassment ensued, but he did not provide her with the opportunity. Clearly Channing Channing of the Chesterfield
Channings enjoyed the cadence of his own voice.

“Don’t you worry your pretty little head about our camping arrangements. I assure you, neither his lordship nor her ladyship
will take you to task.” The ladyship in question flushed at his presumption. “You simply let us get on with our business and
return to your duties.”

“I can assure you,” said Alexia, “everything that occurs in or around Woolsey Castle concerns me.”

Channing Channing of the Chesterfield Channings smiled his perfect smile and twinkled his blue eyes in a way Alexia was certain
he believed to be alluring. “Now, really, neither of us has time for this, do we? Just you scamper off and get about your
daily chores, and we shall see about a bit of a reward later for your obedience.”

Was that a leer? Alexia actually thought it might be. “Are you philandering with me, sir?” She was imprudently startled into
asking.

“Would you like me to be?” he replied, grin widening.

Well, that certainly settled that.
This
was no gentleman.

“Uh-oh,” said Tunstell very softly, backing away slightly.

“What a nauseating thought,” said Lady Maccon.

“Oh, I don’t know,” said Major Channing, moving in closer, “a fiery Italian thing like you, with a nice figure and not too
old, might have a few lively nights left. I always did fancy a bit of the foreign.”

Alexia, who was only half Italian, and that only by birth, having been raised English to the bone, could not decide which
part of that sentence offended her most. She sputtered.

The repulsive Channing person looked like he might actually try to touch her.

Alexia hauled off and hit him, hard, with her parasol, right on the top of his head.

Everyone in the courtyard stopped what they were about and turned to look at the statuesque lady currently engaged in whacking
their third in command, Woolsey Pack Gamma, commander of the Coldsteam Guards abroad, with a parasol.

The major’s eyes shifted to an even icier blue and black about the rim of each iris, and two of his perfect white teeth turned
pointed.

Werewolf, was he? Well, Alexia Maccon’s parasol was tipped with silver for a reason. She walloped him again, this time making
certain the tip touched his skin. At the same time, she rediscovered her powers of speech.

“How dare you! You impudent”—
whack
—“arrogant”—
whack
—“overbearing”—
whack
—“unobservant dog!”
Whack, whack.
Normally Alexia wasn’t given to such language or unadulterated violence, but circumstances seemed to warrant it. He was a
werewolf and, without her touching him and canceling out his supernatural abilities, practically impossible to damage. Thus,
she felt justified in clobbering him a couple of times for discipline’s sake.

Major Channing, shocked by a physical attack from an apparently defenseless housekeeper, shielded his head and then grabbed
the parasol, using it to yank her toward him. Alexia lost her grip, and Major Channing stumbled back in possession of the
accessory. He looked like he wanted to hit her back with it, which could have done Alexia some real damage, as she had no
supernatural healing abilities at all. But instead, he tossed the parasol aside and made as if to slap her.

Which was when Tunstell leaped onto his back. The redhead wrapped long arms and legs about the major, trapping Channing’s
limbs at his sides.

The assembled newcomers gasped in horror. For a claviger to attack a member of the pack was unheard of and was grounds for
instant expulsion. However, those of the pack and their companion clavigers who knew who Alexia was all dropped whatever they
were doing and rushed forward to assist.

Major Channing shook Tunstell off and backhanded him hard across the face. The strike sent Tunstell to the ground easily.
The claviger gave a loud groan and collapsed.

Alexia gave the blond blackguard a glare of wrath and bent to check on the fallen redhead. His eyes were closed, but he appeared
to be breathing. She stood and said calmly, “I would stop this now, if I were you, Mr. Channing.” She dropped the “major”
out of contempt.

“I should say not,” said the man, unbuttoning his uniform and stripping off his white gloves. “Now you both need discipline.”

In the next second, he began to change. In polite company, this would have been shocking, but most everyone there had witnessed
the event before. Over the decades since pack integration, the military had become as comfortable with werewolf change as
they were with profanity. But to change in front of a lady, even if one did think she was a housekeeper? Murmurs of alarm
rippled through the crowd.

Alexia was also surprised. It was only just nightfall, and it was nowhere near full moon. Which meant this man was older and
more experienced than his brash behavior indicated. He was also darn good at the change, polished in its execution despite
what her husband had once described as the worst pain a man could stand and still live. Alexia had seen youngsters of the
pack writhe and whimper, but Major Channing shifted smoothly from human to wolf. Skin, bone, and fur rearranged itself, resulting
in one of the most beautiful wolves Alexia had ever seen: large and almost pure white, with icy blue eyes. He shook off the
remains of his clothing and circled slowly about her.

Alexia braced herself. One touch from her and he would be human again, but that was no guarantee of safety. Even mortal, he
would still be bigger and stronger than she, and Alexia was without her parasol.

Just as the huge white wolf charged forward, a new wolf leaped in front of Alexia and Tunstell, teeth bared. The newcomer
was considerably smaller than Major Channing, with sandy fur frosted black about the head and neck, pale yellow eyes, and
an almost foxlike face.

There was an awful thud of fur-covered flesh, and the two scrabbled against one another, claws and teeth ripping. The white
wolf was bigger, but it presently became clear that the smaller wolf possessed greater speed and cunning. He used the other’s
size against him. In a matter of moments, the smaller wolf had twisted about and taken a clean firm death grip on Major Channing’s
throat.

Quick as it had started, the fight ended. The white wolf flopped instantly down, rolling to present his belly in submission
to his diminutive opponent.

Alexia heard a groan and dragged her eyes away from the fight to see that Tunstell was now sitting upright and blinking blearily.
He was bleeding copiously from the nose but otherwise appeared merely dazed. Alexia passed him a handkerchief and bent to
look for her parasol. She used it as an excuse not to watch as the two werewolves changed back into human form.

She did peek. What hot-blooded woman wouldn’t? Major Channing was all muscle, longer and leaner than her husband but, honesty
compelled her to admit, not at all unsightly. What surprised her was the small sandy-haired man of indeterminate age standing
calmly next to him. She would never have accused
Professor Lyall
of gratuitous musculature. But there he was, assuredly fit. What profession had Lyall had before he became a werewolf? Alexia
wondered, not for the first time. A couple of clavigers appeared with long cloaks and covered over the object of Lady Maccon’s
speculation.

“What the hell is going on?” Major Channing spat as soon as his jaw had sufficiently returned to human form. He turned to
glare at the urbane man standing quietly next to him.

“I did not challenge
you.
You know I would never challenge you. We settled that years ago. This was a perfectly acceptable matter of pack discipline.
Misbehaving clavigers must be tamed.”

“Unless, of course, one of them is no claviger,” said Professor Randolph Lyall, long-suffering Beta of the Woolsey Pack.

The blond man looked nervous. His face lost most of its arrogance. Alexia thought he was considerably more attractive that
way.

Professor Lyall sighed. “Major Channing, Woolsey Pack Gamma, allow me to introduce you to Lady Alexia Maccon, curse-breaker,
and your new Alpha female.”

Alexia disliked the term
curse-breaker;
it sounded terribly sportsmanlike, as though she were about to engage in a protracted bout of unremitting cricket. Since
some werewolves still considered their immortality a curse, she supposed it was an odd kind of accolade, praise that she could
stave off the bestiality of full moon. To be called curse-breaker was certainly more complimentary than
soul-sucker.
Trust the vampires to come up with a term that implied an even more crass kind of sport than cricket—if such a thing could
be conceived.

Alexia found her parasol and stood. “I could say it was a pleasure to meet you, Major Channing, but I would not wish to perjure
myself so early in the evening.”

“Well, confound it,” said Major Channing, glaring first at Lyall and then at everyone else around him, “why didn’t any of
you
tell
me?”

Alexia did feel a little guilty at that. She had let her temper get the better of her. But really, he hadn’t given her time
to introduce herself.

“I take it you were not informed of my appearance, then?” Alexia asked, prepared to chalk another thing up onto the board
of her husband’s mistakes for the night. He was going to get a ruddy earful when he got home.

Major Channing said, “Well, no, not precisely. I mean, yes, we had a short missive a couple months back, but the description
was not… you understand… and I thought you would be…”

Alexia hefted her parasol thoughtfully.

Channing backpedaled rapidly. “… less Italian,” he said finally.

“And my dear husband did not warn you of the truth of it when you arrived?” Alexia was looking more thoughtful than angry.
Perhaps Major Channing was not so bad. After all, she, too, had been surprised at Lord Maccon’s choosing
her
to wed.

Major Channing looked irritated at that. “We have not yet seen him, my lady. Or this faux pas might have been avoided.”

“I do not know about that.” Lady Maccon shrugged. “He is prone to exaggerating my virtues. His descriptions of me are generally
a tad unrealistic.”

Major Channing dialed his charm back up to the highest setting—Lady Maccon could practically see the gears crunching and the
steam spiraling off his body. “Oh, I doubt that, my lady.” Unfortunately for the Gamma, who did genuinely recognize Alexia’s
appeal, Alexia chose to take offense.

She went cold, her brown eyes hard and her generous mouth compressed into a straight line.

He hurriedly switched the subject, turning to Professor Lyall. “Why was our venerated leader not at the station to meet us?
I had some fairly urgent business to discuss with him.”

Lyall shrugged. There was an air about him that suggested the major not push this particular subject. It was the nature of
a Gamma to criticize, but equally common was a Beta’s support, no matter how rude the Alpha’s actions. “Urgent BUR matters,”
was all he answered.

“Yes, well, my business might also be urgent,” snapped Major Channing. “Hard to know, especially when he is unavailable to
see to the needs of the pack.”

“What exactly happened?” Professor Lyall’s tone implied that whatever this urgent business, it was probably Major Channing’s
fault.

“The pack and I experienced something unusual on board ship.” Major Channing clearly felt that if the Beta could be cagey,
so could he. He turned pointedly to Alexia. “A pleasure to make your acquaintance, Lady Maccon. I apologize for the dust-up.
Ignorance is no excuse; I assure you I am well aware of that. Nevertheless, I shall endeavor to make it up to you to the best
of my poor abilities.”

“Apologize to Tunstell,” replied Lady Maccon.

That was a blow: the pack Gamma, third in command, apologizing to a lowly claviger. Major Channing sucked in his breath but
did exactly as he was told. He made a pretty speech to the redhead, who looked progressively more and more embarrassed as
it rattled on, terribly conscious of his Gamma’s humiliation. By the end, Tunstell was so flushed his freckles had disappeared
entirely behind the red. After which Major Channing disappeared in a huff.