Authors: Draven Madpen
CLANK: A Book of Madness (Psychological Satire Novel) Unsettled Office Worker Loses the Last Screw (25 page)
The Author
Draven Madpen… The maniacal
man of madness, the moonlit masterpiece, the merry melodist… and every other
exaggerated superlative heaped upon his unbefitting, yet terribly endearing and
modest mind.
Author by day, unapologetic
dimwit at all hours, and megalomaniacal scribbler when the full moon rises. As
a child, his school principal characterized him as a boy “complacently stupid
and absurdly overweight.” Not much has changed since then.
Draven Madpen graduated with
honors from the esteemed, world renowned Picayune University. He holds a degree
in idling, a master’s in procrastination, and is currently attempting to
establish himself as a fulltime loafer. Mr. Madpen fancies the thrilling,
psychological things of this world. He has been labeled a master of the mental
workings (despite his own meager intelligence). It’s rumored that Draven has
also uttered an insightful thought now and then (although, his mother has
always passionately denied this claim).
An irreverent author of the
lowest order is Mr. Madpen. He lives his life according to a single maxim, “And
remember children, the goofier your hair is the better you’ll write.”
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