Coke with a Twist (A Mercy Watts short)
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Authors: A.W. Hartoin
COKE WITH A TWIST A MERCY WATTS SHORT
A.W. Hartoin
Published by A.W. Hartoin
Copyright © A.W. Hartoin, 2012
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Edited by
Lauren Baratz-Logsted
Cover by:
Karri Klawiter
This book is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places and incidents either are products of the author’s imagination or are used fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual events or locales or persons, living or dead, is entirely coincidental.
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The Mercy in my life.
I lifted a tray loaded with empty plastic pitchers high above my head and worked my way through the Monday night crowd. My hips nudged people out of the way, which guys took as an invitation to grope me. I made it to the bar, put in yet another order for Bud Light pitchers, when I felt a big hand on my ass. It was the fifth one to make a landing in the last hour. I smacked it, but it stayed, heavy and insistent. I spun around and stuck a finger in the chest of a guy roughly the size of my pickup. My finger sunk in to the first knuckle.
“I’m going to kick your ass, if you don’t knock it off,” I said.
The guy reached out and grabbed my finger. His hand was slow and assured; not the usual drunken frat boy action I was used to. Still, he was definitely on something. He looked at my finger like he was considering breaking it. Instead, he tried to put it in his mouth.
I whipped my finger away, grabbed an empty tray, and whacked him on the top of the head. No reaction. Then a couple of slow blinks and he melted like lard in a skillet. I don’t think I hit him all that hard; maybe it was just his time to pass out.
“Well now, Mercy. That’s a first.” Tom leaned over the bar to get a better look at my handiwork and smiled. Tom was the owner and chief bartender of the American Ball Club or the ABC, as he liked to call it. The name made the place sound classy, which it wasn’t. Tom decorated it in early American plywood and dirt. How it managed to pass health inspection was a mystery. Tom must’ve known a guy. The kind of guy that thinks breaking knees is educational. Health inspectors, beware.
“Had to be done,” I said.
“No doubt,” he said, still smiling.
Lard Butt lay on the floor making snuffling sounds like a hog at a feed trough. His friends came over, apologized, and pulled him out the door by his feet.
“The ABC’s lucky to have you,” Tom said.
“Don’t get used to it.”
I wasn’t waitressing a minute longer than necessary. My dad was a PI and he asked me to fill in on a case while he was off testifying in Chicago. Actually, Dad doesn’t ask, he orders. I agreed because it was easier than arguing about it and the case looked like a no-brainer. All I had to do was waitress at the ABC in case a university student, Josh Byers, showed up. Dad said Byers was a witness, which translates to “guilty of something,” but the bar was a waste of time in my opinion. Anybody who’d go to their favorite hangout while being hunted by the cops and a PI was an idiot. None of what I’d seen on Josh Byers said he was an idiot. But Dad insisted I spend a week waitressing, no matter how much grabass I had to deal with. He must’ve known something I didn’t. He usually did.
“Seriously, Mercy. I didn’t think you’d last a shift,” said Tom. “Even our ugly waitresses get hassled.”
“Thanks,” I said with a sneer.
“I meant that as a compliment.”
Saying I looked like I couldn’t handle a bunch of drunken frat boys was not a compliment. People tended to make certain assumptions about me. For the record, pretty doesn’t equal weak. It doesn’t equal drug-addicted dingbat either. I’m just saying.
Tom filled some more pitchers for me and put them on a tray. I delivered them, returned to the bar, and plunked down on a convenient stool. My waitressing days were over.
“You heading out?” Tom asked.
“In a minute.” My feet were killing me. Waiting tables was worse than nursing. I’d rather give an enema than get felt up for eight hours. Tom leaned over the bar and looked at my swollen feet in the peep-toe pumps I once thought were comfortable. Then he told his customers he was done serving and to come back tomorrow. Undoubtedly they would.
“What can I get you?
On the house,” he said.
“I’m too tired to care,” I said. “Knock yourself out.”
Tom poured several ingredients in a cocktail shaker, shook it with gusto, and then poured the concoction into a dusty martini glass.
I cocked an eyebrow at him. “Really?
A vodka gimlet.”
“I don’t have any Dom Perignon ’53.”
“Are you serious?”
“Come on,” said Tom with a sheepish grin. “I just want to see you drink it.”
“My dad would smack you in the mouth and you wouldn’t be the first.”
“With a wife like that, who can blame him?” A blush bloomed across Tom’s red-veined cheeks. “Sorry. I didn’t mean anything by it.”
“You’ve seen my mother, I take it.”
“She dropped off your paperwork. She’s something, ain’t she?”
“That’s one way to put it,” I said.
“She looks as much like Marilyn Monroe as you do. I guess you get that a lot,” said Tom.
“You know it.” I tried to be nice, but I was irritated. One of these days, someone would notice a difference between me and Marilyn, but I wasn’t holding my breath. I look like my mother, who’s the spitting image of Marilyn. Together, we look like two versions of the same famous person. I’m Marilyn in
Bus Stop
and Mom’s Marilyn singing “Happy Birthday, Mr. President” to JFK. I’ve tried to fight it, but there it is.
I sighed and sipped the gimlet. Tom looked so happy, I batted my eyelashes for him and gave him my best surprised look.
“Holy crap,” he said. “That’s kind of freaky.”
“I know and please don’t ask me to do it again.”
“I won’t, but I have to ask this. Your dad calls you Mercy, but it says Carolina on your W-2. What’s the story?”
I had half a drink left and nowhere to be, except bed. My boyfriend, Pete, was supposed to come by and he was late as usual. I gulped half my gimlet down and gave Tom the story I’d been telling since I was eight. Sometimes I embellished, but that night I gave him the straight dope.
“My father claims that he called me Mercy because it’s the first thing that came into his head when he laid eyes on my mother. My mother says I’m called Mercy because the night they brought me home from the hospital, I screamed for twelve hours straight. All my father could say during those hours was, ‘Have mercy.’ It stuck and I’ve been called Mercy since I was three days old. Mom also says that night and every day after is the reason I’m an only child.”
“Who do you believe?” Tom asked.
“Mom. Dad’s a romantic.”
“The famous Tommy Watts a romantic. I never would’ve guessed it.”
I smiled and finished my drink as Pete walked in. He sat down next to me and tried to look contrite for being late. He failed. Pete was a surgical intern at the University Medical Center and terminally busy. Lucky for me it was a ten minute walk to the ABC or I probably wouldn’t have seen him for a couple of weeks. He was MIA most of the time and when he did show, he was late. He did love his work and it was hard to stay mad at such enthusiasm.
He spent the next ten minutes telling me, in detail, about a perforated bowel. I was a nurse, but bowel talk I could do without. My eyes glazed over and I put my head on the bar, but he ran the bowel full to the end.
“Are you looking for Josh Byers?” he asked just as my eyes started to close.
“Who told you that?” I lifted my head and finished off my drink.
“Nobody had to tell me. That case is huge, it happened in my old frat, and all the sudden you’re looking for a guy at the ABC,” said Pete, frowning. “I practically lived here during undergrad.”
“Oh, really. Do you want to get something to eat?”
“Don’t change the subject.”
“What’s the subject?” I batted my eyes and tried to look clueless.
“Why didn’t you tell me you’re looking for a rapist?”
“Well…,” I said.
Technically, Byers wasn’t a rapist. Dad suspected him of drugging the victim, Lara Haven, with GHB, the date rape drug. Before he could get to her, she was raped and sodomized by a couple of happy opportunists, but they weren’t the smartest criminals in town. They managed to tell everyone they knew about the great sex they had, and were arrested two days after the attack. The GHB was the only complication. They denied giving it to Lara. After two polygraphs and hours of interrogation, the cops were persuaded to believe them. That left the question of who drugged Lara and why he didn’t rape her. Byers was seen scoping out Lara an hour before the attack and a week later he was missing. The Haven family felt the cops weren’t being aggressive enough and hired Dad to find Byers.
“He didn’t rape her,” I said.
“If he gave her GHB, he wanted to.”
“GHB can be used for recreational purposes.”
“A guy doesn’t slip it into an eighteen-year-old girl’s soda at a party for recreation and you know it.”
“Yeah, yeah,” I said.
Pete brushed his dark blond hair out of his face. “We should get you home.”
We weren’t going anywhere. At least, we weren’t going together. Pete had to go back to the hospital and I’d go home alone, again. We walked out to my truck and Pete asked, “So when do I get to see you again?”
“Whenever you can fit me into your busy schedule.”
“That’s not very encouraging, is it?”
“No, it isn’t,” I said with a sigh.
A cold October wind came off the Mississippi and Pete’s cheeks looked raw beneath his tired eyes. “I’m going,” I said, but he pulled me to him. He placed my hands on his chest under his jacket and I felt a surge of warmth when he kissed me. It was slow and sweet at first, then deep, and finished with my lower lip in his mouth. He added some kisses down my neck for effect. Pete had lots of effects.
“Are you going to be here tomorrow?” Pete said between kisses.
“Yes. A couple more nights couldn’t hurt, especially if you’ll be by.”
“I’ll come over if the ER’s slow. Have you talked to the guys in the frat?”
“Dad has,” I said.
“How about the little sisters?”
“The what?” I asked.
“Frats are matched up with sororities and they’re called little sisters.”
“Dad didn’t mention it.”
“I have a friend. You can talk to her,” he said.
“And why would you do that? I thought you didn’t like me working on this,” I said.
“I don’t, but the sooner you find him, the better. It’s not like you’re going to stop because I don’t like it.”
“True.”
“Thanks for backing me up on that.”
We said good-bye and Tom smiled at me from beside the dumpster as I got into my truck. He called out that he’d see me tomorrow and raced inside the bar. I clunked my forehead on the steering wheel. More time at the ABC. That was the last thing I wanted. I drove home determined to soak my feet and maybe my head.