Complete Works of Lewis Carroll (290 page)

There was one regular and fixed routine which hardly ever varied, and which I came to know by heart; and I will write an account of it here, and ask any little girl who reads it, if she ever had such a splendid time in her life.

To begin with, we used to get up very early indeed.
Our bedroom doors faced each other at the top of the staircase.
When I came out of mine I always knew if I might go into his room or not by his signal.
If, when I came into the passage, I found that a newspaper had been put under the door, then I knew I might go in at once; but if there was no newspaper, then I had to wait till it appeared.
I used to sit down on the top stair as quiet as a mouse, watching for the paper to come under the door, when I would rush in almost before uncle had time to get out of the way.
This was always the first pleasure and excitement of the day.
Then we used to downstairs to breakfast, after which we always read a chapter out of the Bible.
So that I should remember it, I always had to tell it to him afterwards as a story of my own.

“LEWIS CARROLL’S” HOUSE AT EASTBOURNE

“Now then, Isa dearest,” he would say, “tell me a story, and mind you begin with ‘once upon a time.’
A story which does not begin with ‘once upon a time’ can’t possibly be a good story.
It’s
most
important.”

When I had told my story it was time to go out.

I was learning swimming at the Devonshire Park baths, and we always had a bargain together.
He would never allow me to go to the swimming-bath—which I revelled in—until I had promised him faithfully that I would go afterwards to the dentist’s.

He had great ideas upon the importance of a regular and almost daily visit to the dentist.
He himself went to a dentist as he would have gone to a hairdresser’s, and he insisted that all the little girls he knew should go too.
The precaution sounds strange, and one might be inclined to think that Lewis Carroll carried it to an unnecessary length; but I can only bear personal witness to the fact that I have firm strong teeth, and have never had a toothache in my life.
I believe I owe this entirely to those daily visits to the Eastbourne dentist.

Soon after this it was time for lunch, and we both went back hand-in-hand to the rooms in Lushington Road.
Lewis Carroll never had a proper lunch, a fact which always used to puzzle me tremendously.

I could not understand how a big grown-up man could live on a glass of sherry and a biscuit at dinner time.
It seemed such a pity when there was lots of mutton and rice-pudding that he should not have any.
I always used to ask him, “Aren’t you hungry, uncle, even
to-day
?”

After lunch I used to have a lesson in backgammon, a game of which he was passionately fond, and of which he could never have enough.
Then came what to me was the great trial of the day.
I am afraid I was a very lazy little girl in those days, and I know I hated walking far.
The trial was, that we should walk to the top of Beachy Head every afternoon.
I used to like it very much when I got there, but the walk was irksome.
Lewis Carroll believed very much in a great amount of exercise, and said one should always go to bed physically wearied with the exercise of the day.
Accordingly there was no way out of it, and every afternoon I had to walk to the top of Beachy Head.
He was very good and kind.
He would invent all sorts of new games to beguile the tedium of the way.
One very curious and strange trait in his character was shown on these walks.
I used to be very fond of flowers and of animals also.
A pretty dog or a hedge of honeysuckle were always pleasant events upon a walk to me.
And yet he himself cared for neither flowers nor animals.
Tender and kind as he was, simple and unassuming in all his tastes, yet he did not like flowers!
I confess that even now I find it hard to understand.
He knew children so thoroughly and well—perhaps better than any one else—that it is all the stranger that he did not care for things that generally attract them so much.
However, be that as it may, the fact remained.
When I was in raptures over a poppy or a dogrose, he would try hard to be as interested as I was, but even to my childish eyes it was an obvious effort, and he would always rather invent some new game for us to play at.
Once, and once only, I remember him to have taken an interest in a flower, and that was because of the folk-lore that was attached to it, and not because of the beauty of the flower itself.

We used to walk into the country that stretched, in beautiful natural avenues of trees, inland from Eastbourne.
One day while we sat under a great tree, and the hum of the myriad insect life rivalled the murmur of the far-away waves, he took a foxglove from the heap that lay in my lap and told me the story of how they came by their name; how, in the old days, when, all over England, there were great forests, like the forest of Arden that Shakespeare loved, the pixies, the “little folks,” used to wander at night in the glades, like Titania, and Oberon, and Puck, and because they took great pride in their dainty hands they made themselves gloves out of the flowers.
So the particular flower that the “little folks” used came to be called “folks’ gloves.”
Then, because the country people were rough and clumsy in their talk, the name was shortened into “Fox-gloves,” the name that every one uses now.

When I got very tired we used to sit down upon the grass, and he used to show me the most wonderful things made out of his handkerchief.
Every one when a child has, I suppose, seen the trick in which a handkerchief is rolled up to look like a mouse, and then made to jump about by a movement of the hand.
He did this better than any one I ever saw, and the trick was a never-failing joy.
By a sort of consent between us the handkerchief trick was kept especially for the walk to Beachy Head, when, about half-way, I was a little tired and wanted to rest.
When we actually got to the Head there was tea waiting in the coastguard’s cottage.
He always said I ate far too much, and he would never allow me more than one rock cake and a cup of tea.
This was an invariable rule, and much as I wished for it, I was never allowed to have more than one rock cake.

It was in the coastguard’s house or on the grass outside that I heard most of his stories.
Sometimes he would make excursions into the realms of pure romance, where there were scaly dragons and strange beasts that sat up and talked.
In all these stories there was always an adventure in a forest, and the great scene of each tale always took place in a wood.
The consummation of a story was always heralded by the phrase, “The children now came to a deep dark wood.”
When I heard that sentence, which was always spoken very slowly and with a solemn dropping of the voice, I always knew that the really exciting part was coming.
I used to nestle a little nearer to him, and he used to hold me a little closer as he told of the final adventure.

He did not always tell me fairy tales, though I think I liked the fairy tale much the best.
Sometimes he gave me accounts of adventures which had happened to him.
There was one particularly thrilling story of how he was lost on Beachy Head in a sea fog, and had to find his way home by means of boulders.
This was the more interesting because we were on the actual scene of the disaster, and to be there stimulated the imagination.

The summer afternoons on the great headland were very sweet and peaceful.
I have never met a man so sensible to the influences of Nature as Lewis Carroll.
When the sunset was very beautiful he was often affected by the sight.
The widespread wrinkled sea below, in the mellow melancholy light of the afternoon, seemed to fit in with his temperament.
I have still a mental picture that I can recall of him on the cliff.
Just as the sun was setting, and a cool breeze whispered round us, he would take off his hat and let the wind play with his hair, and he would look out to sea.
Once I saw tears in his eyes, and when we turned to go he gripped my hand much tighter than usual.

MISS ISA BOWMAN AND MISS BESSIE HATTON
AS THE LITTLE PRINCES IN THE TOWER

We generally got back to dinner about seven or earlier.
He would never let me change my frock for the meal, even if we were going to a concert or theatre afterwards.
He had a curious theory that a child should not change her clothes twice in one day.
He himself made no alteration in his dress at dinner time, nor would he permit me to do so.
Yet he was not by any means an untidy or slovenly man.
He had many little fads in dress, but his great horror and abomination was high-heeled shoes with pointed toes.
No words were strong enough, he thought, to describe such monstrous things.

Lewis Carroll was a deeply religious man, and on Sundays at Eastbourne we always went twice to church.
Yet he held that no child should be forced into church-going against its will.
Such a state of mind in a child, he said, needed most careful treatment, and the very worst thing to do was to make attendance at the services compulsory.
Another habit of his, which must, I feel sure, sound rather dreadful to many, was that, should the sermon prove beyond my comprehension, he would give me a little book to read; it was better far, he maintained, to read, than to stare idly about the church.
When the rest of the congregation rose at the entrance of the choir he kept his seat.
He argued that rising to one’s feet at such a time tended to make the choir-boys conceited.
I think he was quite right.

He kept no special books for Sunday reading, for he was most emphatically of opinion that anything tending to make Sunday a day dreaded by a child should be studiously avoided.
He did not like me to sew on Sunday unless it was absolutely necessary.

One would have hardly expected that a man of so reserved a nature as Lewis Carroll would have taken much interest in the stage.
Yet he was devoted to the theatre, and one of the commonest of the treats that he gave his little girl friends was to organise a party for the play.
As a critic of acting he was naïve and outspoken, and never hesitated to find fault if he thought it justifiable.
The following letter that he wrote to me criticising my acting in “Richard III.”
when I was playing with Richard Mansfield, is one of the most interesting that I ever received from him.
Although it was written for a child to understand and profit by, and moreover written in the simplest possible way, it yet even now strikes me as a trenchant and valuable piece of criticism.