Curing the Uncommon Man-Cold (42 page)
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Authors: J.L. Salter
"Your Uncle Abe wanted you to have this someday. Years ago, the old nut made the strangest remark to me. He said that, 'If there ever comes a day that your son wants to embark on a foolish-sounding venture to destroy a world-menacing evil, give him this box. But only at that point.' Truthfully, it's been sitting in my closet beneath some bowling trophies and I haven't given it a thought in years, until you made that remark…"
"Did he say what this was for, Dad?" Myles questioned, but all his father could do was shrug.
"Beats me, boy, but maybe you can make sense of it. You ask me, your conspiracy theory sounds like a bunch of goose-feathers, but whatever. Just try to find a wife while you're out there, to make the stupid trip worth it…" his father teased.
"It would be nice to be a grandmother some day…" his mother mused.
"I'm going to bed," concluded Myles, ignoring both. "But maybe there's something in these papers about this… box…"
In his room, Myles set the box below a green banker's lamp and continued to leaf through the papers, curiously studying for any connection to his mission, and all the while dismissing thoughts of his failed interpersonal relationships, triggered by his parents' daily appeals, directly and indirectly, for him to finally marry and give them grandchildren. As much as he wished otherwise, the fact of the matter was, the girls he dated just weren't interested in a public television director. Quite a few times, while describing his work responsibilities and the fine quality programming that public television had to offer, he would be told that "friendship" would be a better option than an ongoing relationship, and… he shook his head to clear his thoughts to refocus on the meaning of the box. Perhaps a sequence to the colors? When he would shake it, there was a slight rattle, as if the box contained a solid object, but what…?
He pushed aside the mysterious items and fell into a restless slumber.
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Curing the Uncommon Man-Cold
. The Author acknowledges the trademarked status and trademark owners of the following which are mentioned in this work of fiction:
ACE Bandage by the 3M Company
Alka-Seltzer by Bayer AG
Amazon (Amazon.com)
Brillo Pad by Armaly Brands
Cadillac by General Motors Company, LLC
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Cocoa Puffs by General Mills, Inc.
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Cosmopolitan
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Fruity Pebbles by Post Holdings, Inc.
Golden Arches (McDonald’s)
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Kleenex by Kimberly-Clark Worldwide, Inc.
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Lucky Charms by General Mills, Inc.
M&Ms by Mars, Incorporated
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O, The Oprah Magazine
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Oreos by Nabisco, a subsidiary of Mondelçz International, Inc.
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Q-tips by Unilever
Sears (Sears, Roebuck & Company) by Sears Holdings Corporation
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