This was sure no way to live.
I AUTOMATICALLY PARKED in the employee lot when I got to Merlotte's. There was a dog pawing around the Dumpster, and I patted him on the head when I went in. We had to call the pound about once a week to come get some stray or dumped dogs, so many of them pregnant it just made me sick.
Terry was behind the bar. "Hey," I said, looking around. "Where's Jason?" "He ain't here," Terry said. "I haven't seen him this eve-ning. I told you so on the phone."
I gaped at him. "But you called me after that and said he had come in."
"No, I didn't."
We stared at each other. Terry was having one of his bad nights, I could tell. His head was writhing around on the inside with the snakes of his army service and his battle with alcohol and drugs. On the outside, you could see he was flushed and sweating despite the air conditioning, and his movements were jerky and clumsy. Poor Terry.
"You really didn't?" I asked, in as neutral a tone as pos-sible.
"Said so, didn't I?" His voice was belligerent.
I hoped none of the bar patrons gave Terry trouble tonight.
I backed out with a conciliatory smile.
The dog was still at the back door. He whined when he saw me.
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"Are you hungry, fella?" I asked. He came right up to me, without the cringing I'd come to expect from strays. As he moved more into the light, I saw that this dog had been recently abandoned, if his glossy coat was any indicator. He was a collie, at least mostly. I started to step into the kitchen to ask whoever was cooking if they had any scraps for this guy, but then I had a better idea.
"I know bad ol' Bubba is at the house, but maybe you could come in the house with me," I said in that baby voice I use with animals when I think nobody's listening. "Can you pee outside, so we don't make a mess in the house? Hmmm, boy?"
As if he'd understood me, the collie marked the corner of the Dumpster.
"Good fella! Come for a ride?" I opened my car door, hoping he wouldn't get the seats too dirty. The dog hesitated. "Come on, sugar, I'll give you something good to eat when we get to my place, okay?" Bribery was not necessarily a bad thing.
After a couple more looks and a thorough sniffing of my hands, the dog jumped onto the passenger seat and sat look-ing out the windshield like he'd committed himself to this adventure. I told him I appreciated it, and I tickled his ears. We set off, and the dog made it clear he was used to riding.
"Now, when we get to the house, buddy," I told the collie firmly, "we're gonna make tracks for the front door, okay? There's an ogre in the woods who'd just love to eat you up." The dog gave an excited yip.
"Well, he's not gonna get a chance," I soothed him. It sure was nice to have something to talk to. It was even nice he couldn't talk back, at least for the moment. And I didn't haveto keep my guard up because he wasn't human. Relaxing. "We're gonna hurry."
"Woof," agreed my companion.
"I got to call you something," I said. "How about... Buffy?" The dog growled.
"Okay. Rover?"
Whine.
"Don't like that either. Hmmm." We turned into my drive-way.
"Maybe you already have a name?" I asked. "Let me check your neck." After I turned off the engine, I ran my fingers through the thick hair. Not even a flea collar. "Some-one's been taking bad care of you, sweetie," I said. "But not anymore. I'll be a good mama." With that last inanity, I got my house key ready and opened my door. In a flash, the dog pushed past me and stood in the yard, looking around him alertly. He sniffed the air, and a growl rose in his throat.
"It's just the good vampire, sugar, the one that's guarding the house. You come on inside." With some constant coax-ing, I got the dog to come into the house. I locked the door behind us instantly.
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The dog padded all around the living room, sniffing and peering. After watching him for a minute to be sure he wasn't going to chew on anything or lift his leg, I went to the kitchen to find something for him to eat. I filled a big bowl with water. I got another plastic bowl Gran had kept lettuce in, and I put the remains of Tina's cat food and some leftover taco meat in it. I figured if you'd been starving, that would be acceptable. The dog finally worked his back to the kitchen and headed for the bowls. He sniffed at the food and raised his head to give me a long look.
"I'm sorry. I don't have any dog food. That's the best I could come up with. If you want to stay with me, I'll get some Kibbles 'N Bits." The dog stared at me for a few more seconds, then bent his head to the bowl. He ate a little meat, took a drink, and looked up at me expectantly. "Can I call you Rex?" A little growl. "What about Dean?" I asked. "Dean's a nice name." Apleasant guy who helped me at a Shreveport bookstore was named Dean. His eyes looked kind of like this collie's, ob-servant and intelligent. And Dean was a little different; I'd never met a dog named Dean. "I'll bet you're smarter than Bubba," I said thoughtfully, and the dog gave his short, sharp bark.
"Well, come on, Dean, let's get ready for bed," I said, quite enjoying having something to talk to. The dog padded after me into the bedroom, checking out all the furniture very thoroughly. I pulled off the skirt and tee, put them away, and stepped out of my panties and unhooked my bra. The dog watched me with great attention while I pulled out a clean nightgown and went into the bathroom to shower. When I stepped out, clean and soothed, Dean was sitting in the door-way, his head cocked to one side.
"That's to get clean, people like to have showers," I told him. "I know dogs don't. I guess it's a human thing." I brushed my teeth and pulled on my nightgown. "You ready for sleep, Dean?" In answer, he jumped up on the bed, turned in a circle, and lay down.
"Hey! Wait a minute!" I'd certainly talked myself into that one. Gran would have a fit if she could know a dog was on her bed. Gran had believed animals were fine as long as they spent the night outside. Humans inside, animals outside, had been her rule. Well, now I had a vampire outside and a collie on my bed. I said, "You get down!" and pointed at the rug.
The collie, slowly, reluctantly, descended from the bed. He eyed me reproachfully as he sat on the rug.
"You stay there," I said sternly and got in the bed. I was very tired, and not nearly so nervous now that the dog was here; though what help I expected him to be in case of an intruder, I didn't know, since he didn't know me well enough to be loyal to me. But I would accept any comfort I could find, and I began to relax into sleep. Just as I was drifting off, I felt the bed indent under the weight of the collie. A narrow tongue gave my cheek a swipe. The dog settled close to me. I turned over and patted him. It was sort of nice having him here.
The next thing I knew, it was dawn. I could hear the birds going to town outside, chirping up a storm, and it felt won-derful to be snuggled in bed. I could feel the warmth of the dog through my nightgown; I must have gotten hot during the night and thrown off the sheet. I drowsily patted the animal's head and began to stroke his fur, my fingers running idly through the thick hair. He wriggled even closer, sniffed my face, put his arm around me. His
arm?
Iwas off the bed and shrieking in one move.
In my bed, Sam propped himself on his elbows, sunny side up, and looked at me with some amusement.
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"Oh, ohmyGod! Sam, how'd you get here? What are you doing? Where's Dean?" I covered my face with my hands and turned my back, but I'd certainly seen all there was to see of Sam.
"Woof," said Sam, from a human throat, and the truth stomped over me in combat boots. I whirled back to face him, so angry I felt like I was going to blow a gasket.
"You watched me undress last night, you ... you ... damn dog!"
"Sookie," he said, persuasively. "Listen to me." Another thought struck me. "Oh, Sam. Bill will kill you." I sat on the slipper chair in the corner by the bathroom door.
I put my elbows on my knees and hung my head. "Oh, no," I
said. "No, no, no."
He was kneeling in front of me. The wirey red-gold hair of his head was duplicated on his chest and trailed in a line down to ... I shut my eyes again.
"Sookie, I was worried when Arlene told me you were going to be alone," Sam began.
"Didn't she tell you about Bubba?"
"Bubba?"
"This vampire Bill left watching the house."
"Oh. Yeah, she said he reminded her of some singer."
"Well, his name is Bubba. He likes to drain animals for fun." I had the satisfaction of seeing (through my fingers) Sam turn pale.
"Well, isn't it lucky you let me in, then," he said finally.
Suddenly recalled to his guise of the night before, I said, "What are you, Sam?"
"I'm a shapeshifter. I thought it was time you knew."
"Did you have to do it quite like that?"
"Actually," he said, embarrassed, "I had planned on wak-ing up and getting out before you opened your eyes. I just overslept. Running around on all fours kind of tires you out."
"I thought people just changed into wolves."
"Nope. I can change into anything."
I was so interested I dropped my hands and tried to just stare at his face. "How often?" I asked. "Do you get to pick?"
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"I have to at the full moon," he explained. "Other times, I have to will it; it's harder and it takes longer. I turn into whatever animal I saw before I changed. So I keep a dog book open to a picture of a collie on my coffee table. Collies are big, but nonthreatening."
"So, you could be a bird?"
"Yeah, but flying is hard. I'm always scared I'm going to get fried on a power line, or fly into a window."
"Why? Why did you want me to know?"
"You seemed to handle Bill being a vampire really well. In fact, you seemed to enjoy it. So I thought I would see if you could handle my... condition."
"But what you are," I said abruptly, off on a mental tan-gent, "can't be explained by a virus! I mean, you utterly change!"
He didn't say anything. He just looked at me, the eyes now blue, but just as intelligent and observant.
"Being a shapeshifter is definitely supernatural. If that is, then other things can be. So..." I said, slowly, carefully, "Bill hasn't got a virus at all. Being a vampire, it really can't be explained by an allergy to silver or garlic or sunlight... that's just so much bullshit the vampires are spreading around, propaganda, you might say ... so they can be more easily accepted, as sufferers from a terrible disease. But re-ally they're
... they're really ..."
I dashed into the bathroom and threw up. Luckily, I made it to the toilet.
"Yeah," Sam said from the doorway, his voice sad. "I'msorry, Sookie. But Bill doesn't just have a virus. He's really, really dead."
I WASHED MY face and brushed my teeth twice. I sat down on the edge of the bed, feeling too tired to go further. Sam sat beside me. He put his arm around me comfortingly, and after a moment I nestled closer, laying my cheek in the hollow of his neck.
"You know, once I was listening to NPR," I said, com-pletely at random. "They were broadcasting a piece about cryogenics, about how lots of people are opting to just freeze their head because it's so much cheaper than getting your whole body frozen." "Ummm?"
"Guess what song they played for the closing?"
"What, Sookie?"
" 'Put Your Head on My Shoulder.' "
Sam made a choking noise, then doubled over with laugh-ter.
"Listen, Sam," I said, when he'd calmed down. "I hear what you're telling me, but I have to work this out
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with Bill. I love Bill. I am loyal to him. And he isn't here to give his point of view."
"Oh, this isn't about me trying to woo you away from Bill. Though that would be great." And Sam smiled his rare and brilliant smile. He seemed much more relaxed with me now that I knew his secret.
"Then what is it about?"
"This is about keeping you alive until the murderer is caught."
"So that's why you woke up naked in my bed? For my protection?" He had the grace to look ashamed. "Well, maybe I could have planned it better. But I did think you needed someone with you, since Arlene told me Bill was out of town. I knew you wouldn't let me spend the night here as a human."
"Will you rest easy now that you know Bubba is watching the house at night?"
"Vampires are strong, and ferocious," Sam conceded. "Iguess this Bubba owes Bill something, or he wouldn't be doing him a favor. Vampires aren't big on doing each other favors. They have a lot of structure in their world."
I should have paid more attention to what Sam was saying, but I was thinking I'd better not explain about Bubba's ori-gins.
"If there's you, and Bill, I guess there must be lots of other things outside of nature," I said, realizing what a treasure trove of thought awaited me. Since I'd met Bill, I hadn't felt so much need to hoard neat things up for future contempla-tion, but it never hurt to be prepared. "You'll have to tell me sometime." Big Foot? The Loch Ness Monster?
I'd
always believed in the Loch Ness monster.
"Well, I guess I better be getting back home," Sam said. He looked at me hopefully. He was still naked.
"Yes, I think you better. But—oh, dang it—you... oh, hell." I stomped upstairs to look for some clothes. It seemed to me Jason had a couple of things in an upstairs closet he kept here for some emergency. Sure enough, there was a pair of blue jeans and a work shirt in the first upstairs bedroom. It was already hot up there, under the tin roof, because the upstairs was on a separate thermostat. I came back down, grateful to feel the cool con-ditioned air.
"Here," I said, handing Sam the clothes. "I hope they fit well enough." He looked as though he wanted to start our conversation back up, but I was too aware now that I was clad in a thin nylon nightgown and he was clad in nothing at all.