Echo Platoon (32 page)

T
HE ONLY WAY TO DESCRIBE THE HOTEL LOBBY AS
I came through the doors was that it looked like the opening scene from a big Broadway musical. That was because the whole fucking cast was milling around waiting, looking as if they were about to break into the Big Opening Number. Ashley was there, in BDUs. So was Araz, and a squad of his shooters, all combat ready in camouflage BDUs and carrying automatic weapons.

And so was Oleg Lapinov, standing next to the reception desk, wearing a wide-lapeled, double-breasted pinstriped suit, a plaid shirt, and a loud tie with a knot bigger than Half Pint’s fist that made him look like Mr. Clean
®
playing Good Ol’ Reliable Nathan
(Na
than-
Na
than-
Na
than) Detroitski in the Moscow summer stock version of
Guyskis and Dollskis.

Except he wasn’t good ol’ reliable anything. He was the same no-load shit-for-brains pus-nutted pencil-dicked scumbag who’d been involved in killing the wife of my friend. That made him my enemy.

And that meant it was time for him to die. I pushed past Ashley and Araz, scattering bellmen, spooks, tourists, and Turkish Mafiosi as I plowed across the
marble at flank speed. I went up to the desk, took the big Russkie’s lapels in my hands, and pulled him close to me. “You fucking pussy-ass cockbreath
opushchiny,”
I whisper-growled by way of greeting, calling him a prison whore. Then I kneed him in the balls.

But the sonofabitch was just as fast as I. He deflected my leg, used my own momentum against me, turned my rib cage toward him, then swiveled and used the point of his elbow to smack me with a quick and nasty chop to the solar plexus as he bounced me off the counter edge.

The blow took the breath out of me, but my rage carried me forward and made me forget any pain I might have had from the previous days. I smacked his ears, grabbed the rolls of fat on the back of his neck, then stunned him with a head butt.

His eyes rolled back for an instant, but then he was on me again like stink on shit. We struggled, each of us trying to gain the advantage as the lobby emptied. Then he wrapped me up in a bear hug and used his weight to drop us both onto the marble floor. We fell over like a couple of trees, caroming off the furniture.

Fuck—he kicked the outside of my sore knee, and the pain took my breath away. But then I saw Mikki Ben Gal’s face and I fought back. I brought my fist down on his clavicle. He grunted and loosened his grip on me. That gave me an opening. I slapped his head toward the floor, trying to smack his big bald skull against the marble. But he was too fucking fast, and he twisted away from me, his hands moving
whap-whap-whap,
making me keep my distance.

I tackled him, my fists pounding paradiddles on his face and torso. I tried to get my legs around him, but he rolled away and escaped again, planting the
sole of his shoe in my face as he did so. I grabbed the foot and twisted—and was rewarded with an angry bellow and an explosion of nasty Russkie. I pulled myself up his churning legs and hit him in the balls hard enough to make his eyes cross.

He might have been hurt, but he wasn’t stopping. Shit—this guy had to be seventy years old, but he was still moving like a fucking thirty-year-old Spetsnaz Alpha Group shooter.

Well, you know me. I’m an EEO kind of Rogue. Which means I’ll kill a seventy-year-old just the same way I’d kill a thirty-year-old: by reaching down his fucking throat, tearing his fucking heart out, and fuckin’ eating it raw.

I think he saw what I was thinking, because he backpedaled and tried to put some distance between us. I was having none of it, however, and I stayed close, elbowing and clawing and biting and gouging, trading blow for fucking blow until I knew I had the motherfucker on the run, and I could batter his fucking Ivan shit-for-brains out against the marble floor.

Which was when Boomerang, Gator, Hammer, Mustang, Nod, Digger, Nigel, Butch, and Timex gang-tackled the two of us and pried me off the asshole, just as I was beginning to make some progress disassembling his face.

Boomerang sat on my chest. “Chill, Boss Dude.”

“Fuck you.” I tried to wrestle out from under him. Believe me, I was white-hot. I wanted no part of chilling.

Ashley. It was fucking Ashley who’d ordered Boomerang to break things up. I gave her a dirty look—and when I got my hands on her I’d do worse.

She stared down at me with derision. “I told you
the situation had changed,” she said. Then she went over to Oleg Lapinov and started to help the KGB one-star off the deck.

Oleg Lapinov brushed her hand away and waved her off with a throaty growl. He shook off the SEALs holding him down, pulled himself to his feet, and began to brush the lobby dust out of his clothes. He spat blood onto the marble floor and looked over at me. “Not bad for an old man, eh?” he said in decent enough English.

I was in no mood for cuteski fucking banter with this Ivan asshole.
“Yob tvoy mat
—Fuck you.”

He looked down at me, laughed contemptuously, and answered with a torrent of AK-47 full auto Russian.

Of which, of course, I understood not a word. “Huh?”

The big Ivan looked down at me. Then he gestured to Boomerang in a way that told me he knew how to command. Boomerang rolled off me, and Lapinov’s big, heavy hand took my wrist and pulled me to my feet. “So, Captain, you only learn the good words from the mother of all tongues, is that it?”

I guess he was asking a rhetorical question, because he didn’t give me a chance to respond. Instead, he looked me squarely in the eyes, and said, “We must talk. It is important for the interests of both our nations that we do so.”

“The interests of both our nations?”
What was this highfalutin’ shit all about. Now, as you know, I trust Russkies about as far as I can toss the Empire State Building. But there was something about the way that Lapinov was talking—plus the fact that neither Boomerang nor Rotten Randy was protesting—that gave me pause.

“I’m listening,” I told him, warily.

“Not here. In private.”

That made sense—unless he wanted to get me outside so some Alpha Team shooter could snipe me. But I had to deal with a couple of more important issues before I spent a second of my time talking to some fucking Russkie.

I waved Ashley over, and jerked my thumb at Rodent’s litter. “We have to get him taken care of ASAP. He took a bullet through his lung—he’s got to be evac’d to Rhine Main, stat.”

Ashley didn’t need to hear any more. She flipped open her cell phone and got on the case. Then I dealt with my men. I put Boomerang in charge. He knew what had to happen without being told.

With my men taken care of, I could confront new business—i.e., Oleg Lapinov. I looked over at Araz. “Can you and your guys make a little breathing room for Oleg and me outside?”

The big Azeri colonel nodded. “Can do, Captain Dickie.” He wheeled, and barked a series of orders. His shooters surrounded Oleg and me, putting us in a rough approximation of what the Secret Service calls The Diamond. As Oleg and I moved toward the hotel doors, the Azeris moved with us, keeping us inside a protective bubble.

I looked back at Araz. “They’re learning,” I said.

He gave me an offhanded salute cum wave. “Thank you, Captain Dickie.”

We started down the long, curved driveway, Araz’s squad giving us more and more room as we moved farther from the hotel. Across the four lanes of traffic, opposite the hotel entrance, was a small park. I gestured toward it.

Lapinov scowled and shook his head once up, once
down, in considered assent. “That will be good,” he said.

We crossed the avenue and made our way into the little park. Lapinov swept the area with practiced eyes, then gestured toward a bench that faced away from the hotel and the traffic. “We can sit there.”

We strolled over. Araz silent-signaled his people, who set up their perimeter six yards from us. I looked around. Our backs were to the hotel. Across the park was a row of apartment flats. The sun reflected off the windows.

Lapinov settled himself on the bench and beckoned for me to join him. From the pocket of his jacket he extracted a newspaper. He unfolded it carefully, then handed me one edge of the page while he held the other.

“Now we have a privacy curtain,” he explained, “just in case anybody is watching from the flats on the far side of the park and reading our lips.”

Okay, so he understood security procedures. BFD.
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I didn’t have the time, or the patience, for nicey-nicey. I was in the revenge mode, and he hadn’t said or done anything to make me change my mind.

He turned his face slightly toward me. “I had nothing to do with the murder of the Israeli woman.”

“Who did?”

“It was Ali Sherafi’s operation,” he said matter-of-factly. “Ali Sherafi and the IRGC
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control the Fist of Allah.”

This
szeb
was just stating the obvious. “With help
from assholes like you, Oleg. The fucking camp is set up like a goddam Alpha Team base, and there was a fucking Ivan shooter on the oil rig.”

“He was not one of mine,” Lapinov insisted. “And my people have never worked with Sherafi.” He rustled the newspaper. “Just like in your country, there are political factions in Russia that operate at cross purposes with the government.”

“So?”

“The Iranians turned to Sarkesian for help,” he said matter-of-factly. “And certain elements of my government encouraged him to help them, because they believed Sarkesian works for them, and they could control him. Or at least that’s what they wanted to believe.”

Have I mentioned that I wasn’t in the mood for coy? “What’s this we-they shit, Oleg?”

He looked straight ahead into the newspaper and scowled, then continued in a monotone. “I do not like you, Captain,” he said. “When we had the Cold War, I would have liked to—how is it said?—go up against you. I would have killed you, too. And it would have given me great pleasure to kill you.” He paused. “But I am a soldier. And while I may disagree with what my government does, I cannot work against it the way some people do.”

At least in that aspect of life, I understood where he was coming from, and told him so. Warriors cannot operate outside society. When they do, they become terrorists, or worse. The Warrior must operate from within a defined chain of command. He may not like it, and he may occasionally skirt it—but in the end, he must submit to it.

“Sarkesian works for the Iranians and he has worked
in the past for us. But mainly, we have recently discovered much to our great regret, he works for himself and himself only. Currently, he is playing my country against your country, by employing both Iranian terrorists and renegade Russians, and trying to shift the blame for what they do to my government.” A cold-eyed expression came over the Ivan’s red face. “And he almost succeeded, until he was pushed over the brink, and panicked, and ordered Ali Sherafi to assassinate the Israeli and killed his wife in the attempt.”

“Oh?”

“His conversation was intercepted by Moscow, and the information was passed on to me.” He paused. “It was also shared with your people.”

“My people?”

“Your intelligence apparatus.”

That piece of information rocked me. I mean, if we knew how dirty Sarkesian was, then why the
F
-word wasn’t I informed, since General Crocker and SECDEF dropped me into this confusing pile of merde in the first place. “By whom?”

“That is, as you say in English, above my pay grade.” Lapinov’s tone told me he was ending that particular part of the discussion. Then he continued. “Very recently, Sarkesian also managed to obtain a set of very sensitive diplomatic documents from our foreign ministry,” the Russian said, his face coloring in what appeared to be discomfort, “and I was tasked with retrieving them.”

“So?” I knew exactly which set of diplomatic documents he was talking about. They were, of course, the top secret docs I’d purloined from Steve Sarkesian’s briefcase at the Sirzhik Foundation. But I wasn’t about to make Oleg’s job any easier—or offer to give ’em back.

He looked at me in a way that told me he realized exactly what I was doing. “I am not in the mood for childish games,” Oleg Lapinov said, a nasty edge creeping into his voice.

“Then fuck you very much, asshole.” I brushed the newspaper out of his big hands and stood up. “See you around the playground, Oleg.” Frankly, I didn’t need this creep. I had other things to do. Like hit the Armenian nationalists, who were being supported by the Russkies. Russkies just like Oleg. In fact, it occurred to me right then that maybe I should kill him right now and save myself the trouble of doing it later.

He stood up, the veins in his big thick neck pulsing. He was as big as me, even a little bigger—and even with the suit and tie, I could see that this seventy-year-old worked out. “I am not asking for your help getting the documents back,” he said, reaching down to pluck the newspaper without taking his eyes off me. “That is not the point of this exercise.” There was blood on his teeth when he spoke. It gave him a sinister yet clownish look.

Then what was the point, I asked?

“My situation was compounded when you broke into Stephan Sarkesian’s office.” He deflected my question so matter-of-factly I almost didn’t see what he was doing.

Then I realized what he’d said—and that he hadn’t answered my question. But, so what if he knew. BFD. I didn’t see what I’d done as a problem, and I said so.

Lapinov gazed at me the way drill instructors regard stinking trainees. “Your taking the documents pushed Sarkesian to act,” he said slowly. “And we were not prepared for him to act. Not yet.”

“What’s this
we
shit, Oleg?”

“My government, and your government,” Lapinov said. “We. Our governments. Acting in concert.”

Now I have to admit, friends, that Oleg’s second little info-shard also smacked me like the proverbial ton of brickskis. Except . . . now I realized what Major Ashley had been hinting at over the cell phone. And more to the point, why Chairman Crocker had groaned so long and loud when I’d told him what I’d done in Steve Sarkesian’s office, and then insisted on learning every minute detail of my actions.