Read Ethan Gage Collection # 1 Online
Authors: William Dietrich
“Ethan! What have you done?”
“You mean, what has your ex-lover Silano done! He poisoned me and tried to feed me to that reptile out there! Don't think you wouldn't have been next, once he'd had you and tired of you. He wants that book all for himself. Not for science, not for Bonaparte, and certainly not for us. It's driven him mad!”
“I saw him running for the lookout tower with Bouchard. They slammed the door and locked themselves in.”
“He's going to wait and let the garrison finish me. Maybe you, too.” More shouting, and now bullets began pattering the headquarters building where we huddled.
“We can't let him disappear with that book!” she said.
“Then why did we find it in the first place?”
“Why do people learn anything? It's our nature!”
“Not my nature.” I grabbed her. “Are you with me?”
“Of course.”
“Then if we can't have the scroll, we'll break the key that translates it and give him a worthless book. Is there a way out of this rat hole?”
“There's an officer's armory behind that other door, and some powder inside.”
“You think we can fight the whole garrison?”
“We can blow a hole through the back wall.”
I smiled. “Lord, you are beautiful under pressure.”
It was a heavy locked door but I fired once and then swung the pick. It gave way. This was not the main magazine, just the officers' arms, but by Thoth there were two kegs of powder. I uncorked one and set a trail of powder to the main room, then put both kegs against the outer wall. “Now we take the stone for ourselves.”
“You can't take that! It weighs too much!”
I hefted the rolling pin I'd put in my satchel as a decoy and grinned.
“Ben Franklin says I can.”
Publishing always seemed a messy trade to me, but Franklin claimed it was like printing money. I slung my rifle over my shoulder and limped back to the room with the Rosetta Stone, lurid firelight outside throwing shadows. Soldiers in the courtyard had formed a long chain all the way down to the river, buckets passed over the tail of the dead crocodile. The shooting had slackened.
I took Silano's experimental paints from his pots and smeared some on my rolling pin. Then I ran it over the top part of the Rosetta Stone, coating the surface with paint but leaving the incised symbols paint-free. I did the same to the Greek.
“Strip to the waist, please.”
“Ethan!”
“I need your skin.”
“By the grace of Isis, men! Is that all you can think about at a time like⦔
So I took her nightgown by the shoulders and tore, ripping it down her back as she shrieked. “Sorry. You're smoother than me.” Then I kissed her, her rags held against her breasts, and backed her against the stone.
She twitched. “What are you doing?”
“Making you a library.” I pulled her off and looked. Not perfect, some symbols lost at the indent of her spine, but still, a mirror image had been painted there. I pressed her again against the Greek, some carrying down onto the top of her buttocks. It was oddly erotic, but
then women have quite lovely backs, and I did like the swell of the fabric draped on her hipsâ¦.
Back to work! While she stood there, too shocked to be angry yet, I attacked the monument, not to deface it but to truncate it. I had to aim for the middle of the hieroglyphics, hoping some savant wouldn't curse me years later. One blow, two, three, and then the granite began to crack! I took final aim and swung with all my might, and the top quarter of the Rosetta Stone broke free, taking all of Thoth's script and a portion of the hieroglyphics with it. The fragment crashed to the floor.
“Help me drag it.”
“Are you completely mad?”
“We have the key script on you. We're going to destroy this piece. We can't move the whole stone, but we can get this into the armory.”
“And then?”
“Blow it up when we blow the wall. It will make the book worthless until we steal it back!”
The stone was heavy, but we managed to tug, shove, and scrape it across the entry room and into the armory on the far side. I wedged it against the gunpowder kegs, figuring it would help direct their blast against the wall.
Then I retreated, took a candle, and lit the train of powder. I glanced back. Astiza was crouched by the window, looking out. Men were shouting and running. The flames were growing brighter.
“Ethan!” she warned. Then the whole world erupted.
Fort Julian's magazine went first, a thunderous explosion that shot flaming debris hundreds of feet into the sky. Even sheltered as we were inside, the concussion knocked us sprawling. A moment later there was a second boom from the armory and debris rained out from it, too. Bits of the Rosetta Stone flew like shrapnel. Astiza's lovely torso would be the only record of Thoth. I touched her.
“The paint is already dry.” I smiled. “You're a book, Astiza, the secret of life!”
“You'd better get this book a cover. I'm not running around Egypt naked.”
I fetched an officer's cloak. My tomahawk I had to leave in the dead crocodile. With my rifle we pushed through the wreckage of the armory. The mud fort wall had breached, and we climbed over its rubble to the streets of Rosetta. Down at the end of the lane some laundry hung by a donkey cart, not far from a corralled and very frightened donkey.
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leeing at the pace of a donkey cart is not the swiftest way to avoid one's enemies, but it has the advantage of being so ridiculous as to be overlooked. Liberation of laundry allowed us to be more or less in Egyptian dress, my leg wound throbbing but tightly bound. My hope was that in the confusion caused by a rampaging crocodile, stampeding horses, and an exploding magazine, we might slip away. With any luck, the faithless Silano might assume I was in the belly of his gigantic reptile, at least until someone thought to slit open its stomach. If not that, he'd assume we were trying to slip by the patrol boats on the Nile. My vague plan was to slip by the French into the Ottoman camp, go to Smith's squadron offshore, and bargain from somewhere safe. If we'd lost the book, Silano had lost the ability to continue deciphering it.
The success of this scheme began to diminish as the sun rose and the day grew hotter. As we left the green flood plain of the Nile for the red desert toward Abukir, a grumble like thunder began to be heard, but in such a clear sky it was the thud of guns. A battle was underway, which meant unless the Turks won and the French broke, the entire Frankish army was in our way. It was July 25, 1799.
“We can't turn back,” Astiza said. “Silano would spot us.”
“And battles are confusing. Maybe a way will present itself.”
We parked the donkey in the lee of a high sand dune and ascended to look out at the bay beyond. The panorama was heartbreaking. Once more, the atrophy of Ottoman arms was apparent. There was nothing wrong with the courage of Mustafa's men. What was lacking was firepower and tactical sense. The Turks waited like a paralyzed hare; the French bombarded and then attacked with their cavalry. We were spectators to a disaster, watching a headlong charge by Joachim Murat's troopers not merely breach the first Ottoman line, but knife through the second and third as well. The cavalry stampeded the entire length of the Abukir peninsula, spilling the defenders in a panic from their trenches, tents deflating as guy ropes were cut. We learned later that Murat himself captured the Turkish commander-in-chief in furious hand-to-hand combat, receiving a grazing wound on his jaw from Mustafa's pistol but chopping off a couple of the pasha's fingers with his sword in return. Bonaparte used his own handkerchief to bind the man's hand. In 1799, there was still chivalry.
The rest was slaughter, once the lines cracked. More than two thousand of the Muslim warriors were cut down on land and twice that many drowned as they plunged into the sea to try to reach their ships. A garrison in the fort at the end of the peninsula stubbornly held out, but was bombarded and starved into submission. For the price of a thousand casualties, three-quarters of them wounded, Bonaparte had destroyed another Ottoman army. It was exactly the triumph he needed to retrieve his reputation after the debacle at Acre. To a colleague he wrote it was “one of the most beautiful battles I ever saw,” and to the Directory in Paris he described it as “one of the most terrible.” Both were true. He had been resuscitated by blood.
So Astiza and I had a camp of boiling mad Frenchmen back at Rosetta and a victorious French army looting the remains of our allies in front. I'd fled from the jaws of a crocodile to military encirclement.
“Ethan, what do you think we should do?” I suppose it's flattering when women ask men things like that in the midst of military peril,
but I wouldn't mind if they came up with their own ideas once in a while.
“Keep running, I think. I just don't know where.”
So she did make a suggestion, plucky girl. “Remember the Oasis of Siwah, where Alexander the Great was declared a son of Zeus and Amon? Napoleon doesn't control it. Let's make for that.”
I swallowed. “Isn't that a hundred miles across empty desert?”
“So we'd better get started.”
We'd both end up mummified by heat and thirst, but where else could we go? Silano would kill us for sure, now. Napoleon too. “I wish our donkey didn't look so half-starved and addled-eyed,” I said. “If we'd had time, I'd have looked for a better one.”
No matter. A French patrol was waiting when we descended from the dune.
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redictably, Napoleon was in a good mood that night. There's nothing like victory to settle him. Bulletins would be sent to France describing Bonaparte's victory in vivid detail. Captured standards were being readied for shipment for display in Paris. And I, his annoying mosquito, was safely bound, one leg chewed by a ravenous crocodile, my love trussed, my gun confiscated, and my donkey on its way back to its rightful owner.
“I've been trying to save you from witchcraft, General,” I tried, without much spirit.
He'd uncorked a bottle of Bordeaux, part of the personal horde his brother had brought from France. “Have you now? With your beautiful viper by your side?”
“Silano is seeking dark powers that will lead you astray.”
“Then thank God you blew up half my fort, Gage.” He took a swallow.
It
did
sound bad when he put it that way. “That was simply a diversion.” It would have been braver to be surly and defiant, I know, but I was trying to save our lives.
Count Silano had arrived gaping as if I'd walked from the tomb after three days. Now he said, “I am tired of trying to kill you, monsieur.”
I smiled at them both. “I'm tired of it too.”
“This piece of stone you destroyed,” Bonaparte said. “It was a key to translate an ancient book?” Fortunately, there was enough dignity that no one thought to strip Astiza.
“Yes, General.”
“And that book would tell us what, exactly?”
“Magic,” Silano said.
“Does magic still exist?”
“We can make it exist. Magic is just advanced science. Magic and immortality.”
“Immortality!” Bonaparte laughed. “Escape from the ultimate fate! But I've seen too many dead, so my immortality is not to be forgotten. Recollection is what we leave.”
“We believe this book will help you achieve immortality in more literal ways,” the count said. “You, and those who rise with you.”
“Such as yourself?” He passed the bottle. “So you have incentive, my friend!” Napoleon turned to me. “It's annoying you broke the stone, Gage, but Silano has already deciphered some of the symbols. Perhaps he'll puzzle out the rest. And the stone remaining will allow the savants to focus on hieroglyphics. Depending on who ultimately wins here in Egypt, the piece will probably wind up someday in either Paris or London. Crowds will flock to it, never knowing a fourth text is gone.”
“I could stay around to tell them.”
“I'm afraid not.” Napoleon reached into a leather binder and brought out a bundle of dated newspapers. “Smith sent me these as a gift when I let the Turks take off their wounded. It seems that while we've achieved glory in Egypt, events in Europe have been rapidly unraveling. France is once more in peril.”
It was then I confirmed that Bonaparte had clearly abandoned one goal, conquest of Asia, and adopted another, a return to Paris. He'd
won what he could, and we'd found what he most wanted to find. Power, one way or another.
“France and Austria have been at war since March, and we've been driven from Germany and Italy. Tippoo Sahib died in India the same time we were repulsed at Acre. The Directory is in shambles, and my brother Lucien is in Paris trying to reform the imbecilic assembly. The British fleet will have to loosen its blockade soon to resupply at Cyprus. That's when I can return to put things right. Duty requires it.”
That seemed shameless. “Duty? To leave your men?”
“To prepare the way. Kléber has dreamed of command since we landed here. Now he'll get it: I'll surprise him with a letter. Meanwhile I take the risk of evading the British fleet.”
Risk! The risk was to be left with a marooned army in Egypt. The bastard was abandoning his men for the politics of Paris! Yet the truth was, I had a grudging admiration for the sly dog. We were two of a kind in some ways: opportunists, gamblers, and survivors. We were fatalists, always after the main chance. We both liked pretty women. And high adventure, if it was an escape from tedium.
It was as if he'd read my mind. “War and politics makes necessity,” he said. “It is too bad we have to kill you, but there it is.”
“There
what
is?”
“I feel as if I'm being driven toward an unknown goal, Ethan Gage, and that you represent as much of a dangerous obstacle now as you did assistance when I brought you to Egypt. Neither of us planned you'd end with the damned English, but there you were at Acre with your electricity. And now you've attacked Rosetta.”
“Only because of Silano. He was the one with the crocodile⦔
Bonaparte stuck out his hand. “Au revoir, Monsieur Gage. Under different circumstances we might have become firm partners. As it is, you've betrayed France for the last time. You've proven yourself entirely too much of a nuisance, and too able an enemy. Yet even cats have only nine lives. Surely you've used yours up by now?”
“Not unless you put it to the test,” I replied morosely.
“I will leave it to Silano to be creative with you and your woman. The one who shot at me so long ago, in Alexandria.”
“She shot at
me
, general.”
“Yes. Why are the bad ones so beautiful? Well. Destiny awaits.” And having disposed of us, off he marched, his mind on his next project.
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decent man would simply shoot us, but Silano was a scientist. Astiza and I had crossed him enough that he thought we deserved some pain, and he was curious to use our environment. “Do you know sand alone can mummify a carcass?”
“How erudite.”
So we were buried after midnight, but only to our necks. “What I like about this is that you can watch each other burn and weep,” he said as his henchmen finished packing sand around our bodies. Our hands had been tied behind our backs, and our feet bound. We had no hats, and were already thirsty. “There will be a slow increase in torment as the sun rises. Your skin will fry, and eventually crack. The reflected light and dust will slowly induce blindness, and as you watch each other you will gradually go mad. The hot sand will leach out any liquid you retain, and your tongues will swell so much that you will have difficulty breathing. You will pray for snakes or scorpions to make it faster.” He stooped and patted me on the head, like a child or dog. “The scorpions like to go for the eyes, and the ants crawl up the nostrils to feed. The vultures will hope to get to you before you're completely eaten. But it is the snakes that hurt the most.”
“You seem to know a lot about it.”
“I'm a naturalist. I have studied torture for many years. It's an exquisite science, and quite a pleasure if you understand its refinements. It's not easy to keep a man in excruciating pain and yet coherent enough to tell you something useful. What's interesting about this exercise is that the body below the neck should be baked dry and
preserved. It is from this natural process, I'm guessing, that ancient Egyptians got the idea of mummification. Do you know that the Persian king Cambyses lost an entire army in a sandstorm?”
“Can't say that I care.”
“I study history so as not to repeat it.” He turned to Astiza, her dark hair a fan on the earth. “I did love you, you know.”
“You've never loved anyone but yourself.”
“Ben Franklin said the man who loves himself will have no rival,” I chimed in.
“Ah, the amusing Monsieur Franklin. Certainly I'm more faithful to myself than either of you have been to me! How many chances for partnership did I give you, Gage? How many warnings? Yet you betrayed me, again and again and again.”
“Can't imagine why.”
“I'd like to watch you beg before the end.”
And I would have, if I thought it would do a lick of good.
“But I'm afraid that destiny tugs at me, too. I'm accompanying Bonaparte back to France, where I can study the book more deeply, and he's not a man to sit still. Nor is it safe to stray from the main army. I'm afraid we will not meet again, Monsieur Gage.”
“Do you believe in ghosts, Silano?”
“I'm afraid my interest in the supernatural does not extend to superstition.”
“You will, when I come after you.”
He laughed. “And after you give me a good fright, perhaps we'll play a game of cards! In the meantime I'll let you turn into one. Or a mummy. Maybe I'll have someone dig you out in a few weeks so I can prop you in a corner like Omar.”
“Alessandro, we do not deserve this!” Astiza cried.
There was a long silence. We could not see his face. Then, quietly,
“Yes you do. You broke my heart.”
And with that, we were left alone to fry.
Astiza and I faced each other, me south and she north, so that our cheeks could be equally roasted between dawn and sunset. It's cold in the desert at night and for the first few minutes after the sun broke
the horizon, the warmth was not unpleasant. Then, as pink left the sky and it turned to summer's milk, the temperature began to rise, accentuated by the reflecting sand. My ear began to burn. I heard the first rustlings of insects.
“Ethan, I'm afraid,” whispered Astiza, who was six feet from me.
“We'll black out,” I promised, without conviction.
“Isis, call to me our friends! Give us help!”
Isis didn't reply. “It won't hurt after a while,” I said.
Instead, the pain increased. I soon had a headache, and my tongue thickened. Astiza was quietly moaning. Even in the best of circumstances the summer sun in Egypt hammers one's head. Now I felt like Jericho's anvil. I was reminded all too sharply of the flight that Ashraf and I made into the desert a year before. That time, at least, we'd been mounted and my Mameluke friend had known how to find water.