F In Exams

Pop quizzes, midterms, final exams—whatever the test, every student has experienced that terrible moment: You’re sitting at your desk, classmates all around you, test paper in hand, staring at the next question and drawing a total blank.

Maybe you are a student now, putting off studying for the big test tomorrow by reading this book. If so, you won’t find any useful answers. What you will find are hilarious, real responses from students who realized that they had no hope of answering a question correctly, and decided to have a little fun instead.

Whether you’re still in school or you’ve come out safely on the other side, we can all agree that while the spectacle of failure can be highly entertaining, it’s even better to see a FAIL turn into a WIN.

What is a nitrate?

Give a brief explanation of the meaning of the term “hard water.”

What is a vacuum?

What is the process for separating a mixture of chalk and sand?

What is the process in which steam turns into water?

What is methane?

What is the meaning of the term “activation energy”?