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"He’s really talented," Jillian replied.

"All right, no more comments about
Mutantcock
." He covered his eyes as if he really didn’t want to watch.

"Okay, jealous boy." Jillian looked at him. Placing her hand on his arm, she rubbed him. "Your penis is cute."

"It is," Victoria agreed.

"Cute? I believe you both said it was gorgeous on separate occasions."

As both women looked at him, appearing to be confused, he stared back at them, astounded.

Victoria asked, "When did I say that?"

"Um, when you were holding it." Moving his gaze to Jillian's still-lost expression, he conceded, "Well, you might have been hopped up on Ambien when you said it, but..."

Jillian returned a casual nod as Victoria searched her memory. "Yes, that’s right. I did say that."

The woman was now deep-throating Antonio.

"Wow, now there’s a talent." He stared at the screen with renewed interest.

"I can do that," Victoria announced proudly.

"With one that big?" Jillian asked.

"Sure."

"Can you teach Jillian how to do it? He has at least two inches on me, and she can't even handle my tiny, little, cute one," he said a little sarcastically.

Jillian glared at him.

"What? I thought we were all being honest with our feelings."

"If you ever want me to do that again, just watch it."

After giving her a sheepish look, he returned to the video. The two girls shared a grin, then joined him.

The woman was now nude. She was lying in bed, her huge double-D breasts, standing up way too perfectly to be natural. Antonio stood next to the bed, pumping away, as the couple took part in some good old-fashioned, regular sex.

"Now, she’s got some nice, huge breasts," Brian said.

Discovering the two women suddenly glaring at him, he stared back in shock. "What? Don’t tell me that you two can stare at Antonio’s penis, practically salivating, but I make one big breast comment, and I’m the bad guy?"

"You can’t honestly say you would want to be with a woman with that big of a chest." Jillian stared at him, waiting.

With his eyes moving from one fiery stare to the other, he swallowed hard. "Well, no, I’ve always been more of an ass man myself... But look at his penis; you can’t seriously want to have sex with a man who’s that big?"

Jillian and Victoria looked at each other with straight faces, which then morphed into sexy grins. Watching the transformation, Brian's jaw dropped. "Seriously, you want that freak show penis stretching everything out?"

The girls shared another eyebrow-raising look, then turned toward him, both wearing intense expressions.

Lifting his arms, he waved a hand at each of them. "Okay, don’t answer that." Brian looked back to the screen. "Okay, really. Where would you even put something that size?"

Victoria breathed out slowly. "Sometimes you really just want to be filled up... completely."

After giggling again like a schoolgirl, Jillian nodded toward the screen, mesmerized.

Brian shook his head. "If there's a design flaw in ninety-five percent of the male population, don’t complain to me about it..." Glancing at the ceiling, he continued, "... as I saw in that Larry Flint movie, complain to the manufacturer."

"Someone’s jealous." Victoria looked at Jillian with a smirk.

"Am not."

"Are too," Jillian said, and the girls shared a big smile.

"Oh, go ahead and screw a guy with a super-cock like that. I hope you can’t walk the next day... oh, and give him a blowjob, and your jaw will never be the same, I’m sure."

Victoria stared at him, waiting for him to look her way. When he finally made eye contact with her, she stared intently at him. "I’ve been with one bigger than that." After pausing for effect, she gave him a wicked smile. "I could walk fine, my jaw didn’t hurt at all, and I was never more satisfied in my life."

He watched as Jillian and Victoria high-fived one other. After rolling his eyes, he returned his weary eyes to the screen.

As the scene progressed to the part Victoria really wanted them to see, Jillian and Brian’s mouths shot wide open. This was her favorite part, as well, and Victoria watched with her breathing labored.

"Is he really going to put that in her... backside?" Jillian glanced at Victoria. Victoria's reply was nothing more than a slow nod fueled by a marijuana-induced trance.

Jillian's eyes shot back to the screen. "How?"

"I told you, it opens up."

"Hand me that joint." Jillian shook her head. "I’m going to need it."

Antonio pressed the huge head of his giant penis to the woman's "other" entrance, causing her to let out a low, guttural moan. He pushed harder and slipped inside. The woman screamed out in absolute delight.

"Wow." Jillian gasped. Her hand rested on Brian’s thigh. There was a huge bulge in Brian’s pants. Looking over at the two of them, Victoria noticed Brian’s situation, and grinned.

"They’re going at it pretty hard there," Brian said.

"They’re pros. Don’t you try that. You two need to take it slow."

Jillian looked wide-eyed at the screen. "Yeah, slow."

Antonio was now lying flat on the bed while the woman was bouncing violently up and down on top of him, as they continued to have anal sex. The woman wore a look of unbridled ecstasy on her face.

"She really looks like she’s, uh, enjoying that." Without thinking, Jillian moved her hand to Brian’s bulge.

"You guys should steer clear of that position until you get some practice under your belts."

Jillian leaned toward Brian and kissed him softly as she continued rubbing his groin. Breathing heavily, he slipped his hand over her ass.

"You are so sexy." Jillian gazed into his eyes.

The horny couple was both lost in the moment and still high while they continued making out and groping on the sofa next to Victoria. Watching them with a sexy smile, she found the real life action a little more interesting than the actors on the screen. Jillian grabbed Brian’s zipper and began to pull. He put his head back and closed his eyes. She got it halfway down before stopping to look at Victoria. "Oh, sorry, I... uh..."

"Don’t be sorry."

"I think we’re going to go." Jillian sat up straight and put her hands on her thighs.

"You could stay, and I’ll walk you through the whole process," Victoria said. "I’ve got this special lube that is perfect for backdoor."

After their eyes met, Jillian and Brian gave her skeptical looks.

"You could be my case study. You'd really be helping me out."

After shrugging, the randy couple shared a look that said that this might somehow be a good idea. The pot was really kicking in. Widening their eyes, they shared a smiling nod.

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In tennis, players alternate serving for an entire game. The game is pretty simple. Just hit the ball over the net, keep it between the lines, and hit it before it bounces twice. A player gets two chances to hit his/her serve into the service box. A serve that fails to go "in" is called a "fault," and two faults back-to-back are called a "double fault." If you double fault, you lose a point. It takes four points to win a game, but you must win by two points. The scoring goes this way: love or zero, fifteen, thirty, then forty, and then the next point is the game. (Don’t ask me why it isn’t thirty, forty-five... and could the term
love
make tennis sound any wimpier?) If the players are tied at forty, it’s called "deuce," and at that point, a player must win by two points. Once a player wins a point after deuce, he or she is said to have the "advantage," since only one more point is needed to win the game. Matches are broken into "sets." The first player to win six games wins a set, as long as he/she wins by two games. If players are tied at six games all, the set will be decided in a "tiebreak," during which points are counted one-by-one, and the first player to seven points wins the tiebreak. More on tiebreaks later...

Matches are won when a player wins two out of three sets, although longer, five-set matches are played in Gram Slam tournaments like Wimbledon and the U.S. Open. Players are generally expected to win, or "hold," their serve. A serve hit so perfectly that the other player does not touch it is called an "ace." A player who loses his/her service game is termed to have his/her serve "broken." A shot hit so well that the other player does not get their racquet on it is called a "winner." A series of shots between players is called a "rally." Players who rush the net in an attempt to aggressively end a rally are called
"
serve and volleyers," while those who avoid the net and stay back are called "baseliners."

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