Gambit (4 page)

He glanced at his wrist. “Yes.”

“All right, time me. I’m checking. I’m going down to the kitchen and coming right back. I’ll time it too, but two watches are better than one. When I say ‘go.’” I looked at my watch. ‘Go.’” I moved.

There were only two doors besides the one we had entered by, and one of them was to the hall, and near the other one, at the far end, was a little door that had to be to an old-fashioned dumb-waiter shaft. Crossing to it - not the dumb-waiter - I opened it and stepped through. There was a small landing and stairs down, narrow and steep. Descending, I was in the kitchen, larger than you would expect, and nothing old-fashioned about it. Stainless steel and fluorescent lights. A round little bald guy in a white apron, perched on a stool with a magazine, squinted at me and muttered, “My God, another one.”

“We keep the best till the last.” I was brusque. “You’re Laghi?”

“Call me Tony. Why not?”

“I don’t know you well enough.” I turned and mounted the stairs. In the library,

Nash, who apparently hadn’t moved, looked at his watch and said, “One minute and eighteen seconds.”

I nodded. “Close enough. You said in your statement that when Blount went down the first time to get the chocolate he was in the kitchen about six minutes.”

“That’s wrong. I said about three minutes. If you don’t - Oh. You’re trying to -

I see. I know what I said in my statement.”

“Good. So do I.” I went to the door to the big room, on through, and to the table where the game had a couple of kibitzers. Neither they nor the players gave me a glance as I arrived. More than half of the men were still on the board. One of Black’s knights was attacked by a pawn, and I raised a brow when he picked up a rook to move it, but then I saw that the white pawn was pinned.

Nash’s voice came from behind my shoulder. “This man is a police officer, Mr.

Carruthers.” No eyes came to me, not an eye. White, evidently Mr. Carruthers,

said without moving his head, “Don’t interrupt, Nash. You know better.”

A fascinating game if it fascinates you. With nothing better to do, I stuck with it for half an hour, deciding for both White and Black what the next move should be, and made a perfect record. Wrong every time. When Black moved a rook to where a knight could take it, but with a discovered check by a bishop which I hadn’t seen, I conceded I would never be a Botvinnik or even a Paul Jerin and went to the hall for my hat and coat. The only words that had passed had been when White had pushed a pawn and Black had murmured, “I thought you would,” and White had murmured, “Obvious.”

It was snowing harder, but there were still twenty minutes before six o’clock,

so I walked some more. As for my mind, I told it that it now had some new data to work on, since I had shown it the scene of the crime and had even established the vital fact that it took seventy-eight seconds to go down to the kitchen and back up, but it wasn’t interested. Around Eighteenth Street I gave up and began to look at people going by. Girls are better looking in snowstorms, especially at night.

When I mounted the stoop of the old brownstone and used my key I found that the bolt wasn’t on, so I didn’t have to push the button for Fritz. Shaking the snow off my coat and hat before entering, putting them on the hall rack, and proceeding to the office, the only greeting I got was a sidewise glance. Wolfe was at his desk with his current book, African Genesis, by Robert Ardrey.

Crossing to my desk, I sat and picked up the late edition of the Gazette. We have three copies delivered, one for Wolfe, one for Fritz, and one for me. It was on the front page, the first item under LATE BULLETINS.

Wolfe must have been on a long paragraph, for a full minute passed before he looked up and spoke. “It’s snowing?”

“Yes. And blowing some.” His eyes went back to the book. “I hate to interrupt,”

I said, “but I might forget to mention it later. I saw Lon Cohen. He got it in today, as you may have noticed.”

“I haven’t looked. Did you get anything useful?”

“Not useful to me. Possibly to you.” I got my notebook from my pocket.

“Doubtful. You have a nose.” He went back to his book.

I gave him time for another paragraph. “Also I went and had a look at the Gambit Club.” No comment.

“I know,” I said, “that that book is extremely interesting. As you told me at lunch, it tells what happened in Africa a hundred thousand years ago, and I realize that that is more important than what is happening here now. My talk with Lon can wait, and all I did at the Gambit Club, besides taking a look at the couch Jerin sat on, was watch a game of chess, but you told Miss Blount you would let her know who you want to see first. If you expect her to get someone here this evening I ought to phone her now.”

He grunted. “It isn’t urgent. It’s snowing.”

“Yeah. It may clear up by the time the trial starts. Don’t you think?”

“Confound it, don’t badger me!”

So he was phutzing. Since one of my most important functions is needling him when his aversion to work takes control, it was up to me, but the trouble was my mind. Showing it the scene of the crime had accomplished nothing. If I couldn’t sick it onto the job how could I expect to sick him'I got up and went to the kitchen to ask Fritz if there had been any phone calls, though I knew there hadn’t, since there had been no note on my desk.

However, there were three calls in the next hour, before dinner, and two during dinner - the Times, the Daily News, and the Post, and two of the networks, CBS and NBC. With all of them I confirmed the item in the Gazette and told them we had nothing to add. The News was sore because I had given it to the Gazette, and of course the Times tried to insist on speaking with Wolfe. When the last trumpet sounds the Times will want to check with Gabriel himself, and for the next edition will try to get it confirmed by even Higher Authority.

I had returned to the dining room after dealing with CBS, to deal with my second helping of papaya custard, when the doorbell rang. During meals Fritz answers it. He came from the kitchen, went down the hall to the front, and in a minute came back, entered, and said, “Mr. Ernst Hausman. He said you would know the name.”

Wolfe looked at me, not as a friend or even a trusted assistant. “Archie. This is your doing.”

I swallowed custard. “No, sir. Yours. The Gazette, I merely followed instructions. You said the murderer might think it necessary to do something,

and here he is.”

“Pfui. Through a blizzard?”

He really meant it. On a fine day he would venture out to risk his life in the traffic only on a strictly personal errand, and this was night and snow was falling.

“He had to,” I said. “With you on it he knew he was done for and he came to confess.” I pushed my chair back and left it. A man coming without an appointment before we had had our coffee - he was capable of telling Fritz to tell him to come tomorrow morning.

“Okay, Fritz,”I said,”I’ll do it.”

We always have our after-dinner coffee in the office, mainly because the chair behind his desk is the only one that Wolfe can get his bulk really comfortable in, and of course the guest had to be invited to partake. He said he’d try it,

he was very particular about coffee, and when Fritz put a cup on the stand by the red leather chair and was going to pour he said the cup was too small and told Fritz to bring a larger one. Ideal company. He must have been fun at dinner parties.

He didn’t look his seventy-two years, and I had to admit he didn’t look like a murderer, but murderers seldom do. One thing was sure, if he murdered at all he would use poison, because with a gun or knife or club he might get spots on his perfectly tailored three-hundred-dollar suit or his sixty-dollar shoes or his twenty-dollar tie, or soil his elegant little hands, or even spatter blood on his neat little face with its carefully barbered mustache.

He lifted the larger cup and took a sip. “Quite good,” he conceded. He had a thin finicky voice. He took another sip. “Quite good.” He looked around. “Good room. For a man in your line of work quite unexpected. That globe over there - I noticed it when I came in. What’s its diameter'Three feet?”

“Thirty-two and three-eighths inches.”

“The finest globe I ever saw. I’ll give you a hundred dollars for it.”

“I paid five hundred.”

Hausrnan shook his head and sipped coffee. “Not worth it. Do you play chess?”

“Not now. I have played.”

“How good were you?”

Wolfe put his cup down. “Mr. Hausman. Surely you didn’t come through a snowstorm at night for this.” He reached for the pot.

“Hardly.” He showed his teeth, It wasn’t a grin; it was simply that his lips suddenly parted enough for his teeth to show and then closed again. “But before I go into matters I have to be satisfied about you. I know you have a reputation, but that doesn’t mean anything. How far can you be trusted?”

“That depends.” Wolfe put the pot down. “I trust myself implicitly. Anyone else will do well to make certain of our understanding.”

Hausman nodded. “That’s always essential. But I mean - uh - suppose I hire you to do a job, how far can I depend on you?”

“If I commit myself, to the extent of my abilities. But this is fatuous. Do you hope to determine my quality by asking banal and offensive questions'You must know that a man can have only one invulnerable loyalty, loyalty to his own concept of the obligations of manhood. All other loyalties are merely deputies of that one.”

“Hunh,” Hausman said. “I’d like to play you a game of chess.”

“Very well. I have no board or men. Pawn to Queen Four.”

“Pawn to Queen Four.”

“Pawn to Queen Bishop Four.”

“Pawn to King Three.”

“Knight to King Bishop Three.”

“You mean Queen Bishop Three.”

“No. King Bishop Three.”

“But the Queen’s Knight is a better move! All the books say so.”

“That’s why I didn’t make it. I knew you would expect it and know the best answer to it.”

Hausman’s lips worked a little. “Then I can’t go on. Not without a board.” He picked up his cup, emptied it, and put it down. “You’re sharp, aren’t you?”

“I prefer “adroit,” but yes.”

“I have a job for you.” He showed his teeth. “Who has hired you to work on that - uh - murder at the Gambit Club'Kalmus?”

“Ask him.”

“I’m asking you.”

“Mr. Hausman.” Wolfe was patient. “First you inquired about my furniture and my habits, then about my probity, and now about my private affairs. Can’t you contrive a question which deserves an answer?”

“You won’t tell me who hired you?”

“Of course not.”

“But someone did?”

“Yes.”

“Then it must have been Kalmus. Or Anna - Mrs. Blount…” He took a moment to consider it. “No. Kalmus. He has had no experience with this kind of thing and no talent for it. I am Matthew Blount’s oldest friend. I knew him as a boy. I am his daughter’s godfather. So I am interested, deeply interested, in his - uh -

welfare. And with Kalmus handling this there’s no hope for him, no hope at all.

Kalmus has hired you, but you’re under his direction and control, and with him in charge there’s no hope. He has paid you a retainer. How much?”

Wolfe’s shoulders went up an eighth of an inch and down again. He looked at me with his brows raised, saying without words, “See what you let in?”

“Then you won’t,” Hausman said. “All right, that can wait. I want to hire you to do something that will get results. There will be no conflict of interest because this is in Matthew Blount’s interest too. I’ll pay you myself. I may get it back from Blount later, but that’s no concern of yours. How much do you already know about what happened that night at the Gambit Club?”

“Enough, perhaps. If I lack needed information you can probably supply it.”

“You know about the chocolate'That the police theory is that Blount poisoned that man by putting arsenic in the chocolate?”

“Yes.”

“Then all we have to do is to prove that somebody else put arsenic in the chocolate. That would free Blount?”

“Yes.”

“Then that’s the thing to do. I thought of this last week, but I knew how Kalmus would react if I went to him with it, and I didn’t want to do it myself because there are certain - uh - difficulties. Then today I saw that item in the paper about you. I asked you how far I can count on you because this has to be absolutely confidential. Would you do something that would free Blount without telling Kalmus, before or after?”

If it were something I had engaged to do, yes.”

“And without telling anyone else?”

“If I had made the engagement with that condition, yes.”

“It will be with that condition.” Hausman looked at me. “What’s your name?”

“Archie Goodwin.”

“Leave the room.”

I put my coffee cup down. I seldom drink three cups, but the situation had got on my nerves hours ago, and that bozo wasn’t helping any. “Anything to oblige a client,” I said, “but you’re not a client yet. If I left, I’d have to stand at the peephole to look and listen, and I’d rather sit.”

He looked at Wolfe. “This is for you only.”

“Then it’s not for me. What’s for me is categorically for Mr. Goodwin.”

I thought for ten seconds Hausman was going to call it off, and so did he. He showed his teeth, and his lips stayed parted for a full ten seconds while his eyes went back and forth to Wolfe and me. Finally they settled on Wolfe, and he spoke. “I act on impulse. I came here on impulse. You said something about a man’s loyalty to his concept of the obligations of manhood, and I owe this to Matthew Blount. I’m a hard man, Wolfe. If you or Goodwin cross me you’ll regret it.”

Wolfe grunted. Then we must be at pains not to.”

“You had better. No man has ever crossed me without regretting it. I want you to get proof that someone else put the arsenic in the chocolate. I’ll tell you exactly how to do it. All you have to do is follow instructions. I have it planned to the last detail.”

“Indeed.” Wolfe leaned back. “Then it shouldn’t be difficult. You say “someone.”

Any particular one?”

“Yes. His name is Bernard Nash. He’s the steward of the Gambit Club. There was arsenic there in the kitchen. Isn’t arsenic used to poison rats?”

“It has been. It can be.”

“There was some there in the kitchen, and by mistake Nash put some in the chocolate. Perhaps instead of sugar. When I said I have it planned to the last detail I meant the basic details. You will arrange the minor details with Nash,

of course without any mention of me - the kind of container the arsenic was in,

where it was kept, how much he put in the chocolate - all such points. Also, of course, how and when he disposed of the container afterward. When Blount went down to the kitchen with the pot and cup and emptied them - do you know about that?”

“Yes.”

“He told the steward and the cook that Jerin was ill and asked about the chocolate. After he left, with the fresh chocolate, Nash thought about it, and realized what he had done, and disposed of the container with arsenic in it.

Isn’t that plausible?”

“It’s credible.”

“Of course that will have to be carefully considered - how and where and when he disposed of the container. I realize that in a matter like this nothing can be overlooked, absolutely nothing. That’s why I came to you. With your experience,

you know exactly what the police will do. You will know how to arrange it so there will be no possibility of a slip. But on one point I’m going to insist.

Nash will have to retract what he has told the police - undoubtedly he has signed a statement - and he must have a good reason. The reason will be that after Kalmus hired you, you saw Nash and questioned him, and you forced him to admit what he had done. I insist on that. That way there will be no indication that I have had a hand in it. Of course you agree.”

Wolfe was rubbing his nose with a finger tip. “I might, after talking with Mr.

Nash, Has he agreed?”

“Certainly not. But he will, with the inducement you’ll offer. That won’t be the difficulty, getting him to do it; the difficulty will be arranging all the little details so the police will be satisfied. That’s up to you.”

“What inducement will I offer?”

“That’s up to you too. I’ll pay you fifty thousand dollars, and you’ll give me a receipt for payment in full for services rendered. I think if you offer Nash half that amount, twenty-five thousand, that will be ample. He has personal difficulties and needs money badly. Only a month ago he appealed to me for help.

He wanted me to lend him fifteen thousand dollars, but I would never have got it back. His wife is ill and needs a series of operations and other expensive treatment, he’s in debt on account of her, and he has two sons in college, and two daughters. He has the stupid pride of a man who can’t afford pride. All you’re asking him to do is admit he made a mistake. A mistake isn’t a crime.

With twenty-five thousand dollars he could get a good lawyer, and with a good lawyer he would probably get off. Wouldn’t he?”

Wolfe flipped a hand. “That would be his risk, not yours or mine. To our risk we could not plead inadvertence. It’s barely possible that I misunderstand you,

and, as I said, we should be certain of our understanding. Have you any evidence that Mr. Nash did in fact put arsenic in the chocolate?”

“No.”

“Or any reason to suppose that he did?”

“Reason.” Hausman showed his teeth. “Reason'No.”

“Then our risk would be formidable. If Mr. Nash accepted the offer and collaborated with me on contrivance of the details, naturally I would put them in an affidavit for him to sign. Without such an affidavit we would have nothing. And if he repudiated it later, we would have no defense to a charge of subornation of perjury. No lawyer could get us off. We would -“

“Not us. You. Your share of the -“

“Pfui.” Wolfe had straightened up. “Mr. Hausman. I do not say that I would suborn perjury in no conceivable circumstances. But if I did so for money, and if it became known, do you imagine I would refuse to disclose who had paid me'

Or that Mr. Goodwin would refuse to confirm it'To show his appreciation for our cooperation, the judge might in his mercy sentence us to five years instead of six. Or even four.”

“It would be two against one, but a man of my standing -“

“Bah. Asked what you paid me fifty thousand dollars for, what would you say?’

Wolfe shook his head. “You said that you know my reputation but it doesn’t mean anything. Assuredly it doesn’t to you, since, knowing it, you come to me with this witless proposal. Why'You’re not a nincompoop. It invites conjecture. Are you concerned not for Mr. Blount, but for yourself'Did you put the arsenic in the chocolate, and does Mr. Nash know it or suspect it, and is this your devious -“

The phone rang. I swiveled and got it. “Nero Wolfe’s residence, Archie Goodwin speaking.”

“Mr. Goodwin, this is Sally Blount. I want to speak with Nero Wolfe.”

“Hold the wire.” I covered the receiver and turned. “That girl who came this morning about her jewelry.”

He was frowning because he had had a speech interrupted. “What does she want?”

“You.”

He tightened his lips, turned and glared at his phone, then reached for it. I put mine to my ear. “Yes, madam'This is Nero Wolfe.”

“This is Sally Blount, Mr. Wolfe.”

“Yes.”

“I know you never go anywhere, but you have to. You must. You must come and talk with my mother. You didn’t say you were going to put it in the paper.”

“I didn’t decide to until after you left. Your name wasn’t mentioned.”

“I know, but when my mother saw it she guessed. She didn’t guess, she knew. She knew I had tried to persuade Dan Kalmus, and I had tried to persuade her too -

didn’t I tell you that?”

“No.”

“I should have. Well, she knew, and I had to admit it, and you’ll have to come and talk with her. Right away. Now.”

“No. Bring her here tomorrow morning.”

“It has to be now. She has phoned Dan Kalmus, and he may come, and … you must!”

“No. Out of the question. But if you apprehend - you are at home?”

“Yes.”

“Mr. Goodwin will go. Shortly.”

“It ought to be you! Surely you can -“

“No. Mr. Goodwin will be there within half an hour.”

He hung up, but, since I was on, the line was still open and she was talking. I cut in. “Save it. Relax. Expect me in twenty minutes.” I cradled the phone and left my chair. Wolfe had pushed the button, and, as I headed for the hall, Fritz appeared at the door.

“Come, Fritz,” Wolfe said. “Take Archie’s chair. Your memory may not match his,

but it will serve.”

“Yes, sir,” As Fritz moved he winked at me, and as I passed him I winked back.