Gnomes of Suburbia (26 page)
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Authors: Viola Grace
"Ow, ow, ow, ow. Fucking ow.” The way back through the woods had been hampered slightly by lurking members of the magus’ army. The brownies cleared the way though, jumping from trees and setting the men to clawing themselves free of their armour.
Abby sent the gargoyles through first, then Seesee and finally her gnomes as she brought up the rear. She had to pull the bubble shut behind them so she had to be the final one to go through. It had caused quite a stir, but eventually she simply launched the gnomes through bodily.
It was a scowling collection of gnomes that greeted her when she came to. “Sorry, guys. But you can't close the portal without me. And it would have made no sense for me to jump and leave you there."
They looked at each other for a long moment before Bitsy nodded sharply and jerked his head to the kitchen. They straightened dented hats and strutted into the dining area.
Abby turned her head on the carpet to see the gargoyles had made it back to the yard and were once again heading for town. “Aw crap. Where did I leave that remote?"
Seesee was sitting up and rubbing her head, tendrils of her hair rubbing at her temples. “That is not the most comfortable way to travel. I think I will stick to pogo sticking through the woods. It is less jarring."
"You may have a point there.” Groaning, Abby sat up and rapidly disassembled the transportation device. She took the book and put it in the safest place she knew. The centre of her bed. With Xander out of town, no one would think to look in her bedroom. Upon returning to her living room where Seesee was slumped on the couch, she had to ask, “So do we tell anyone?"
Seesee's hair shook in the negative. “No. Those who need to know of our journey already know. I have known of it since I was twenty and now I am at peace with how it turned out. I will not mention it again."
"Fine. We left for a shopping trip to the states. Are you good with that?"
"First you might want to look at how long we were gone.” She pointed to the television. The weather channel had the date and time displayed and it was the same day that they had left.
"Well, hell. Time travel is tricky."
"What a fabulous understatement.” The grin was infectious and, as the gnomes brought them a light snack, they sat giggling and sniggering at the ridiculousness of the situation.
Time travel. Holy crap.
"Abby, are you home?” Xander's perfunctory knock preceded him by only a second.
Scrambling, Abby turned off the television and hid the remote between the cushions of the sofa. Watching
home movies
of her guys was becoming a guilty pleasure now that she knew money was coming to heal their naughtiness. The advance cheque was on its way. She got to her feet and greeted him with a gentle hug. “Hiya, sweetie. How are you feeling? How was transporting Randy for you? How did the council take the briefing?"
His wrists were still raw where he had fought the handcuffs. They had scabbed over lightly, but were still red and raw. Almost like he was reacting to the metal and not the confinement method.
"They are satisfied to leave you in my tutelage for the time being. I think they are a little afraid of you if you can believe that. They don't know you like I do, kitten.” He returned her hug softly. “And how are you doing? Any power surges that I should know about? Any reaction to our communications through the mirror?"
"I am completely recovered. Nothing odd whatsoever.” Well, it wasn't odd. It was normal for Abby. Or at least what passed for normal. She was doomed or blessed to jettison magic when she was horny. She would just have to deal with it.
He looked into her eyes, his scepticism shining through. “Are you completely sure? There has been nothing unusual happening?"
"Nope. Everything is completely normal around here.” She carefully did not mention yesterday's episode where she found the white shirt that he had left on his first time over. Just one inhalation and her hormones had shifted into overdrive. She had missed him and wanted him so much in that one moment that the iron of her fireplace dogs had formed curly cue hearts and her teapot had whistled at her. The 1812 overture to be precise.
She also skipped over meeting the first Nexus and what had to be his ancestor, light deceptions that wouldn't harm anyone.
The news report she had just been watching had let her know that she had reached out beyond her home. She was just hoping that he didn't know. The smug sureness in his eyes shook her belief that no one had noticed.
With a practiced gesture, the remote flew from between the cushions to land in his hand. He turned on the television and watched the last bit of the report.
"So as the video shows, the pink flamingos that recently decorated the yards on Brandon Street have come to life, formed a flock and begun migrating to the south. This reporter has no idea where they are headed, or how they animated themselves, but this is just another example of the local color that has taken over the small town of Sargent. Perhaps the mysterious woman will shed some light on this, if she ever decides to come forward. If you know her, please call..."
The screen went black.
"Okay, so I slipped up. I missed you and dug out the shirt that you gave me, well that I had the gnomes take from your house. It smelled like you and, well ... you can figure out the rest.” A blush was rioting across her cheeks.
"Anything else? Have the gnomes been under control?” He flopped onto the couch and tugged her down onto his lap.
She repositioned herself carefully, not wanting a repeat of the first time. He had recovered manfully, but best not tempt fate. “Well, they have been as much under my control as they ever were. Mitsy and Harbinger are, uh, hitting it off on a more personal level and I have occasionally managed to get clothing on Skint. But that is more trouble than it is worth and I think he and one of my gargoyles are hitting it off."
He closed his eyes and leaned his head on the back of the couch. “Gargoyle?"
"Yeah, my agent asked for a new book so I figured instead of more gnomes, that this one would be about gargoyles. Buffy is my prototype. Angel and Firefly are the secondaries."
"Do you have a title yet? I mean for your new book?"
"Of course. I always have a title before I start. I know what to call everything at every stage in the game.” She was trying to be coy, but given his obvious arousal under her thigh, coy was overkill. The direct approach might work. “Well, Xander. Since you are here, you may as well shield me while I produce a little more magic."
"How are you planning to do that?"
"Oh, I just figured I would improvise.” Using the back of the couch for leverage, she raised her hips and moved around until she was straddling him. Her body began to tingle the instant that she started to move and his warding snapped into action around them. A giggle broke from her lips. “Nice reflexes."
"Around you, I need every reflex I have."
His dark eyes sparkled as he raised his hips into hers. She smiled back and rubbed against him with catlike thoroughness. It was on her third rub that their lips locked. The instant that she touched her lips with his, a burst of power shook his wards. She pulled back and blushed. “Uh, sorry. It's been a while."
His hands held her hips tight to his. “Don't apologize. It's your nature. And as reflexes go, I am sure that the creatures you have brought to life are appreciative. Where are they by the way?"
"Out back. I bought them a keg.” Her lips found the pulse point at the base of his throat and she licked it delicately, loving the way he shook under her at the tiny touch.
Her words obviously took a moment to sink in. “Wait. You bought them a keg? You knew I was coming?"
She sighed at the double entendre. “These new senses are good for something. I was monitoring the power levels around the Sargent area. I could sense when you came through and headed home."
"You can track me?"
"Not exactly. But I know the flavour of your magic."
He had set her back from him and her mood was rapidly deteriorating. She crossed her arms over her breasts and tried to calm her racing heart.
"So you can feel the magic of others and even track people with it?"
"Well, if I know the feel of their power. Like I do yours. Probably. I guess. I don't know.” She carefully climbed off him and crossed the room. Analytical discussion of her newfound talent was not exactly arousing. She was too scared of her power to enjoy talking about it. His footsteps followed her through the house and to the sliding doors overlooking her deck.
The gnomes were enjoying their tiny kegger.
Xander's arms came around her. She snuggled back and breathed deeply of the same scent that had reminded her of him days earlier. Her head leaned back against his shoulder and she sighed. This was her world now. Her weird little world. With the gnomes of suburbia and all the creatures that lived on magic. Her magic.
Music started behind them, the CD player belting out a snazzy tango. His whisper came to her on the wind, “Care to dance?"
Gnomes of Suburbia is the first of the Nexus Chronicles. There are currently two more books directly involving Abby planned and a few spinoffs are also in the works.
Thanks for joining me in Oak Point Way, I hope you had fun and it inspires you to look at the average lawn ornament with a bit of respect, or fear, or amusement.
And remember,
Always remember where your pants are.
Viola Grace
www.violagrace.com
Viola Grace was born in Manitoba, Canada where she still resides today. She really likes it there.
She has no pets and can barely keep sea monkeys alive for a reasonable amount of time. Her line of day job tends to be analytical which leaves her mind hopping to weave stories. No co-worker is safe from her character analysis.
In keeping with busy hands are happy hands, her hobbies have included cross-stitch, needlepoint, quilting, costuming, cake decorating, baking, cooking, metal work, beading, sculpting, painting, doll making, henna tattoos, chain mail, and a few others that have been forgotten. It is quite often that these hobbies make their way into her tales.
Viola's fetishes include boots and corsetry, and her greatest weakness is her uncontrollable blush.
Her writing actively pursues the Happily Ever After that so rarely occurs in nature. It is an admirable thing and something that we should all strive for. To find one that we truly like, as well as love.
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