Hard-Luck Diggings: The Early Jack Vance, Volume One (30 page)

Satisfied with the inspector’s zeal, he turned to Murphy. “Allow me to introduce myself, Tuan Murphy. I am Ali-Tomás, of the House of Singhalût, and my father the Sultan begs you to accept our poor hospitality.”

“Why, thank you,” said Murphy. “This is a very pleasant surprise.”

“If you will allow me to conduct you…” He turned to the inspector. “Mr. Murphy’s luggage to the palace.”

Murphy accompanied Ali-Tomás into the outside light, fitting his own quick step to the prince’s feline saunter. This is coming it pretty soft, he said to himself. I’ll have a magnificent suite, with bowls of fruit and gin pahits, not to mention two or three
silken girls with skin like rich cream bringing me towels in the shower…Well, well, well, it’s not so bad working for
Know Your Universe!
after all! I suppose I ought to unlimber my camera…

Prince Ali-Tomás watched him with interest. “And what is the audience of
Know Your Universe!
?”

“We call ’em ‘participants’.”

“Expressive. And how many participants do you serve?”

“Oh, the Bowdler Index rises and falls. We’ve got about two hundred million screens, with five hundred million participants.”

“Fascinating! And tell me—how do you record smells?”

Murphy displayed the odor
recorder on the side of the camera, with its gelatinous track which fixed the molecular design.

“And the odors recreated—they are like the originals?”

“Pretty close. Never exact, but none of the participants knows the difference. Sometimes the synthetic odor is an improvement.”

“Astounding!” murmured the prince.

“And sometimes…Well, Carson Tenlake went out to get the myrrh-blossoms on Venus. It was a hot day—as days usually
are on Venus—and a long climb. When the show was run off, there was more smell
of Carson than of flowers.”

Prince Ali-Tomás laughed politely. “We turn through here.”

They came out into a compound paved with red, green and white tiles. Beneath the valley roof was a sinuous trough, full of haze and warmth and golden light. As far in either direction as the eye could reach, the hillsides were terraced, barred in various shades of green. Spattering the valley floor were tall canvas pavilions, tents, booths, shelters.

“Naturally,” said Prince Ali-Tomás, “we hope that you and your participants will enjoy Singhalût. It is a truism that, in order to import, we must export; we wish to encourage a pleasurable response to the ‘Made in Singhalût’ tag on our
batiks
, carvings, lacquers.”

They rolled quietly across the square in a surface-car displaying the House emblem. Murphy rested against deep, cool cushions. “Your inspectors are pretty careful about weapons.”

Ali-Tomás smiled complacently. “Our existence is ordered and peaceful. You may be familiar with the concept of
adak?
”

“I don’t think so.”

“A word, an idea from old Earth. Every living act is ordered by ritual. But our heritage is passionate—and when unyielding
adak
stands in the way of an irresistible emotion, there is turbulence, sometimes even killing
.”

“An
amok
.”

“Exactly. It is as well that the
amok
has no weapons other than his knife. Otherwise he would kill twenty where now he kills one.”

The car rolled along a narrow avenue, scattering pedestrians to either side like the bow of a boat spreading foam. The men
wore loose white pantaloons and a short open vest; the women wore only the pantaloons.

“Handsome set of people,” remarked Murphy.

Ali-Tomás again smiled complacently. “I’m sure Singhalût will present an inspiring and beautiful spectacle for your program.”

Murphy remembered the keynote to Howard Frayberg’s instructions:
“Excitement! Sex! Mystery!”
Frayberg cared little for inspiration or beauty. “I imagine,” he said casually, “that you celebrate a number of interesting festivals? Colorful dancing? Unique customs?”

Ali-Tomás shook his head. “To the contrary. We left our superstitions and ancestor-worship back on Earth. We are quiet Mohammedans and indulge in very little festivity. Perhaps here is the reason for
amoks
and sjambaks.”

“Sjambaks?”

“We are not proud of them. You will hear sly rumor, and it is better that I arm you beforehand with truth
.”

“What is a sjambak?”

“They are bandits, flouters of authority. I will show you one presently.”

“I heard,” said Murphy, “of a man riding a horse up to meet the spaceships. What would account for a story like that?”

“It can have no possible basis,” said Prince Ali-Tomás. “We have no horses on Cirgamesç. None whatever.”

“But…”

“The veriest
idle talk. Such nonsense will have no interest for your intelligent participants.”

The car rolled into a square a hundred
yards on a side, lined with luxuriant banana palms. Opposite was an enormous pavilion of gold and violet silk, with a dozen peaked gables casting various changing sheens. In the center of the square a twenty-foot pole supported a cage about two feet wide, three feet long, and four feet high.

Inside this cage crouched a naked man.

The car rolled past. Prince Ali-Tomás waved an idle hand. The caged man glared down from bloodshot eyes. “That,” said Ali-Tomás, “is a sjambak. As you see,” a faint note of apology entered his voice, “we attempt to discourage them.”

“What’s that metal object on his chest?”

“The mark of his trade. By that you may know all sjambak. In these unsettled times only we of the House may cover our chests—all others must show themselves and declare themselves true Singhalûsi.”

Murphy said tentatively, “I must come back here and photograph that cage.”

Ali-Tomás smilingly shook his head. “I will show you our farms, our vines and orchards. Your participants will enjoy these; they have no interest in the dolor
of an ignoble sjambak.”

“Well,” said Murphy, “our aim is a well-rounded production. We want to show the farmers at work, the members of the great House at their responsibilities, as well as the deserved fate of wrongdoers.”

“Exactly. For every sjambak there are ten thousand industrious Singhalûsi. It follows then that only one ten-thousandth part of your film should be devoted to this infamous minority.”

“About three-tenths of a second, eh?”

“No more than they deserve.”

“You don’t know my Production Director. His name is Howard Frayberg, and…”

Howard Frayberg was deep in conference with Sam Catlin, under the influence
of what Catlin called his philosophic kick. It was the phase which
Catlin feared most.

“Sam,” said Frayberg, “do you know the danger of this business?”

“Ulcers,” Catlin replied promptly.

Frayberg shook his head. “We’ve got an occupational disease to fight—progressive mental myopia.”

“Speak for yourself,” said Catlin.

“Consider. We sit in this office. We think we know what kind of show we want. We send out our staff to get it. We’re signing the checks, so back it comes the way we asked for it. We look at it, hear it, smell it—and pretty soon we believe it: our version of the universe,
full-blown from our brains like Minerva stepping
out of Zeus. You see what I mean?”

“I understand the words.”

“We’ve got our own picture of what’s going on. We ask for it, we get it. It builds up and up—and finally we’re like mice in a trap built of our own ideas. We cannibalize our own brains.”

“Nobody’ll ever accuse you of being stingy with a metaphor.”

“Sam, let’s have the truth. How many times have you been off Earth?”

“I went to Mars once. And I spent a couple of weeks at Aristillus Resort on the Moon.”

Frayberg leaned back in his chair as if shocked. “And we’re supposed to be a couple of learned planetologists!”

Catlin made a grumbling
noise in his throat. “I haven’t been around the zodiac, so what? You sneezed a few minutes ago and I said
gesundheit
, but I don’t have any
doctor’s
degree.”

“There comes a time in a man’s life,” said Frayberg, “when he wants to take stock, get a
new perspective.”

“Relax, Howard, relax.”

“In our case it means taking out our preconceived ideas, looking at
them, checking our illusions against reality.”

“Are you serious about this?”

“Another thing,” said Frayberg, “I want to check up a little. Shifkin says the expense accounts are frightful. But he can’t fight it. When Keeler says he paid ten munits for a loaf of bread on Nekkar IV, who’s gonna
call him on it?”

“Hell, let him eat bread! That’s cheaper than making a safari around the cluster, spot-checking the super-markets.”

Frayberg paid no heed. He touched a button; a three-foot
sphere full of glistening motes appeared. Earth was at the center, with thin red lines, the scheduled spaceship
routes, radiating out in all directions.

“Let’s see what kind of circle we can make,” said Frayberg. “Gower’s here at Canopus, Keeler’s over here at Blue Moon, Wilbur Murphy’s at Sirgamesk…”

“Don’t forget,” muttered Catlin, “we got a show to put on.”

“We’ve got material for a year,” scoffed Frayberg. “Get hold of Space-Lines. We’ll start with Sirgamesk, and see what Wilbur Murphy’s up to.”

Wilbur Murphy was being presented to the Sultan of Singhalût by the Prince Ali-Tomás. The Sultan, a small mild man of seventy, sat cross-legged
on an enormous pink and green air-cushion. “Be at your ease, Mr. Murphy. We dispense with as much protocol here as practicable.” The Sultan had a dry clipped voice and the air of a rather harassed corporation executive. “I understand you represent Earth-Central Home Screen Network?”

“I’m a staff photographer for the
Know Your Universe!
show.”

“We export a great deal to Earth,” mused the Sultan, “but not as much as we’d like. We’re very pleased with your interest in us,
and naturally we want to help you in every way possible. Tomorrow the Keeper of the Archives will present a series of charts analyzing our economy. Ali-Tomás shall personally conduct you through the fish-hatcheries. We want you to know we’re doing a great job out here in
Singhalût.”

“I’m sure you are,” said Murphy uncomfortably. “However, that isn’t quite the stuff I want.”

“No? Just where do your desires lie?”

Ali-Tomás said delicately,
“Mr. Murphy took a rather profound interest in the sjambak displayed in the square.”

“Oh. And you explained that these renegades could hold no interest for serious students of our planet?”

Murphy started to explain that clustered around two hundred million screens tuned to
Know Your Universe!
were four or five hundred million participants, the greater part of them neither serious nor students. The Sultan cut in decisively. “I will now impart something truly interesting. We Singhalûsi are making preparations to reclaim four more valleys, with an added area of six hundred thousand acres! I shall put my physiographic models at your disposal; you may use them to the fullest extent!”

“I’ll be pleased for the opportunity,” declared Murphy. “But tomorrow I’d like to prowl around the valley, meet your people, observe their customs, religious rites, courtships, funerals…”

The Sultan pulled a sour face. “We are ditch-water dull. Festivals are celebrated quietly in the home; there is small religious fervor; courtships are consummated by family contract. I fear you will find little sensational material here in Singhalût.”

“You have no temple dances?” asked Murphy. “No fire-walkers, snake-charmers—voodoo?”

The Sultan smiled patronizingly. “We came out here to Cirgamesç to escape the ancient superstitions. Our lives are calm, orderly. Even the
amoks
have practically disappeared.”

“But the sjambaks—”

“Negligible.”

“Well,” said Murphy, “I’d like to visit some of these ancient cities.”

“I
advise against it,” declared the Sultan. “They are shards, weathered stone. There are no inscriptions, no art. There is no stimulation in dead stone. Now. Tomorrow I will hear a report on hybrid soybean plantings in the Upper Kam District. You will want to be present.”