Harley Rushes In (Book 2 of the Blue Suede Mysteries) (38 page)

“Hey, dude.” Standard greetings over, she asked him about his art classes the coming year at the University of Memphis, the heavy metal rock band he was in, and if he’d be going to the big Elvis finals competition with their parents. Provided Yogi made it that far.

He shook his head, and afternoon light glittered off the earring in one ear. “Not this time. We’ve got a gig that night.

Thank God.”

Harley completely understood. “Yeah, I have to work. I hope. What color do you call that on your head? It looks pink.”

He brushed a hand over the gelled hair standing four inches high on his scalp. “Fuschia. It didn’t turn out quite like I wanted.” “That’s a relief. I’d hate to think you were going for that look.”

“I’m thinking of shaving my head and tattooing the hair on.”

“Now
there’s
a look guaranteed to break a mother’s heart.

I’ll be glad when you grow out of this difficult stage. Think it’ll be any time soon?”

Eric just grinned. “Maybe. Maybe not.”

That was the thing about her family. They just drifted along at their own speed, heedless of convention or opinions, happy to just exist. Why couldn’t she be like that? No, she had to be in this phase where she questioned everything about her life: her job, her direction, why she was still unmarried at nearly thirty, and even if she ever wanted to get married.

Not that she did without male companionship. While she refused to think of it as a bona fide relationship, she certainly enjoyed all the perks of keeping company with Mike Morgan, the hottest undercover cop in Memphis. Three months, and things just got hotter. She liked to tell acquaintances that they’d met over murder. It was certainly a conversational icebreaker. And very nearly true.

So what if the beginning of their relationship had been a little rocky? It’d smoothed out. Perseverance and tolerance helped. Given his line of work, the sharp edges were understandable, if not always desirable. While most of the time, she saw only a killer bod, electric blue eyes, dark hair that was usually a little shaggy around the edges, and a grin that made her stomach do funny flips, he had another side that she wouldn’t want to confront in a dark alley. Or even at high noon shivers of the
uh-oh
kind. She’d only caught a glimpse of it a few times, and wasn’t especially eager to see it again. She liked him much better when he was agreeable, even if a little intolerant about her stumbling over corpses.

Later that evening, Morgan reminded her about his intolerance of her new direction in life. “Over two months without you finding a body or two lying around.” He blew into her ear and she shivered. “I’m glad to see you’ve reformed.” “I like to think of it as keeping better company, thank you.”

“No jewelry thieves, no smugglers—what do you do with all your spare time?”

She slanted her eyes at him. “When I’m not being asked annoying questions by a naked man in my bed, I knit scarves for the homeless and hang out on street corners. It’s not like I
tried
to find bodies, you know.”

“So you say. Baroni must be delirious with relief.”

“Bobby,” she said, “is a jerk.”

“That’s not a nice thing to say about an old friend. How would he feel if he heard you?”

“He’s already heard it and didn’t seem too bothered. We’re not speaking at the moment. Sometimes we do that.”

Mike laughed softly. “Do I want to know what happened?”

“Probably, but I’m not going to tell you.”

He rolled over on top of her and pinned her arms back to the pillows. “I have ways of making you talk, y’know.”

She looked up with a smile and whispered, “Do your worst, copper.”

“How about,” he whispered back as he moved over her in a most intriguing way, “I do my best instead?”

“I’m up for it.”

He smiled. “So am I.”

Oh yeah
.

Tootsie looked a bit frayed
when Harley showed up for work a little earlier than usual the next morning. The phone was ringing, and paperwork had piled up on his desk.

“You look like you had a bad night,” she said, plopping the leather backpack she used as a purse down atop his desk.

“Want me to help out?”

“Grab the phone. Take a name and number and tell them we’ll call back.” He looked up at her, frustration in his eyes.

“This time of year is always a bitch.” when it finally stopped ringing, blew out a breath of relief. “I don’t know how you do it. Some of these people are downright rude if they don’t hear what they want to hear.”

Tootsie batted his eyelashes. “I use my Southern charm. Works every time.”

She grinned. “Must be why I’m not very good at it. I failed that class.”

“You just spent too much time in California. It was all that commune living as a child. Southern charm is usually a requirement here.”

“Not for everyone. You do recall my Aunt Darcy and cousins?”

“Ah yes. There are those who don’t show up for class. What’s up?”

She got up from the chair and perched on the edge of his desk while he got back to the computer. “I don’t suppose you’d schedule me for airport runs during the candlelight vigil? Or taking tourists to Beale Street? Or Victorian Village? Or AutoZone, or—”

“I’d be happy to, but Charlsie already put in for the airport, and Jake got Beale Street, and Sharon took Victorian Village.

Since your time off, they have seniority. I did have a Dixon Art

Gallery run, but you’re still banned from there so I sent Lydia.

Sorry, baby.”

Harley sighed. “I understand. I don’t like it, but I understand. Of course, if any of them get sick, I get first chance at their run. Deal?”

“Deal.” Tootsie laughed. “Just don’t get any ideas.”

“You know me so well.” She smiled. Thomas “Tootsie”

Rowell was really one of her best friends. He’d hired her immediately when she’d answered the ad in the paper, and they’d gotten along famously ever since. She even attended his shows at times, where he dressed up like Cher or Madonna or Liza Minnelli, or whoever caught his fancy. Hard to admit, but Tootsie was more gorgeous as a woman than most women. He wasn’t much taller than she, only about five seven to her five six, and borrowed her dresses from her corporate days of wining and dining. She hated to admit he looked better in them than she ever had. But then, she was much more comfortable in jeans and a tee shirt anyway. Evening dresses had never been her style, and it probably showed every time she wore one. most of the time liked her job as a tour driver and occasional taxi service. That depended on where she was needed most, since the company had recently branched out into offering short runs as well as the regular tours. It’d taken a while to get the licensing and regulations straight, and required more training for the drivers so everyone could get their piece of the financial pie.

But more vehicles were added to the fleet and all the drivers qualified. It wasn’t like her former job in corporate banking. If she disliked the clients, she got rid of them at the end of the day, where before she’d had to deal with them on a regular basis. Not to mention several tiers of former bosses, some of whom were nice but most of whom were stereotypical jerks. Maybe she should have finished college, but at the time it hadn’t seemed nearly as important as it did now. Ah, her shallow youth was behind her. She was now entering the halls of maturity. Things could be worse.

Tootsie snapped his fingers in front of her face. “Hello? You in there?”

“Sorry. Just thinking how lucky I am to still have a job.” “Baby, you just don’t know.”

“Sure I do. You went to bat for me. I’m convinced you’ve got something on the ogre. If you didn’t, I’d have been out the door back in May.”

“Don’t get too comfortable. And for pity’s sake, don’t go around finding any more dead bodies.”

“Which makes me wonder—is there such a thing as finding live bodies?”

Tootsie rolled his eyes. “Sometimes you act so blonde.”

“I
am
a blonde.”

“I know. But you’re usually a smart blonde. There’s a run you can take this afternoon. I know it’s one you’ll like. Elvis impersonators.”

“A taxi run? I thought I was scheduled for Tupelo.” “They cancelled at the last minute. Fortunately for you, we have this one.”

She sighed. “I’m in hell.”

“Not until two o’clock, baby.”

By two-thirty, Harley was rethinking the entire tour guide thing. Just getting around town was a feat of luck and persistence. But now her ears hurt as well. All the Elvises sang at the same time—
is the plural of Elvis called Elvi?
she wondered, then winced.

Normally—and separately—she liked those songs. All at the same time, however, they made her want to ram the van into the nearest telephone pole. As soon as she dropped these guys off at the hotel for their contest, she intended to go to the nearest drug store and buy ear plugs.

When she pulled into the covered parking area to unload her passengers, she managed a smile as she told them she’d be back for them at eight, and reminded them that if their schedule changed they were to call her cell phone or the offices at Memphis Tour Tyme.

A rather portly Elvis paused in the door and said, “Thank you, thank you verra much” as he got out. If she had a nickel for every time she’d heard that or would hear that in the coming month, she could retire.

However, she just said, “You’re welcome, Elvis. Good luck.”

As always, she glanced back to make sure everyone was out before she left, and only one guy remained in the van. He was in the very back on the last seat.

“Hey,” she called, “last stop for all Elvi. This is it, sir. Sir?”

He didn’t respond, just remained in his seat staring out the window. Maybe he’d gotten cold feet. She didn’t blame him.

Grown men dressed up like Elvis and sweating on a stage had to be daunting. She should know. After all, Yogi went every year. It was his only brand of religion, other than his government conspiracy theories. The last she understood, but the first she found inexplicable. “Sir? Hey, Elvis?”

He still sat there staring out the window, and with a sigh, Harley got out of the van and went around. She’d get him out with a can opener if she had to, but dammit, he was getting out. She deserved someplace quiet for a while before she had to deal with the ride back to their hotels.

“Hey, buddy,” she said when she reached his seat, “we’re here. Time to go on stage and sing your heart out. Knock ’em dead.”

When he still didn’t respond, Harley put a hand on his shoulder to give him a slight shake out of his trance. He slumped forward, his head hit the back of the seat in front of him, and she jumped into the aisle. The hilt of a knife protruded from his back. She froze. This couldn’t be happening. Not to him, not to
her.

Maybe it was a mistake. A bizarre, cruel joke. She leaned closer, and the rusty smell of blood made her stomach lurch. Backing slowly away, she fumbled at her waist for the cell phone that she now kept tethered to her with a chain, and hit speed dial. They answered quickly.

“Nine-one-one?” she said in a voice that sounded a lot calmer than she felt. “We have another dead Elvis.”