Authors: Peter Corris
Tags: #Fiction, #FIC022000, #General, #Mystery & Detective, #Large Print Books, #Large Type Books, #FIC050000
What the critics have said:
âCorris' story is clever, his asides wry, his language rough but whimsical. Once more Corris captures intonations of speech and nuances in gestures adeptly; that gift (and cunning similes) are the hallmarks of a thriller craftsman.'
The Canberra Times
âCorris's book is tight without losing its humanityâprofessional without being slick. Hardy as well as being tough and wise, is also determined, resilient ⦠Amid the footslogging, the action, the beatings Hardy receives, the twists and turns of the ingenious plot and the strongly characterised cast there is nightmarishly grim descriptive writing â¦'
The West Australian
âCliff Hardy is ⦠as Australian as two-up and Fosters.'
The Australian
Peter Corris
HEROIN ANNIE
and other Cliff Hardy stories
GEORGE ALLEN & UNWIN
SYDNEY
LONDON
BOSTON
© Peter Corns 1984
This book is copyright under the Berne Convention.
No reproduction without permission. All rights
reserved.
First published in 1984
Second impression 1984
Third impression 1984
George Allen & Unwin Australia Pty Ltd
8 Napier Street, North Sydney NSW 2060
George Allen & Unwin (Publishers) Ltd
18 Park Lane, Hemel Hempstead, Herts HP2 4TE
England
Allen & Unwin Inc.
Fifty Cross Street, Winchester
Mass 01890 USA
National Library of Australia
Cataloguing-in-Publication entry:
Corris, Peter, 1942- .
Heroin Annie and other Cliff Hardy stories.
ISBN 0 86861 399 1.
I. Detective and mystery stories, Australian.
I. Title
A823.'3
Library of Congress Catalog Card Number: 83-72896
Set in 10/1l pt Century by Post Typesetters, Brisbane.
Printed by Wing King Tong Co Ltd, Hong Kong.
For Jim Hall
Contents
âYou're cold, Cliff!' Cyn banged her fist on my desk. âThat's your bloody trouble, you're
cold?
She was close to tears the way she always got when we argued. They weren't tactical tears, but they were part of the reason that I nearly always lost the arguments.
âI'm not cold', I said. âI'm warm-hearted, a loving man. I'll take you out tonight.'
âI don't want to go out.'
âOkay, we'll stay home. I'll cook.'
The telephone rang. We were in my office where I answer the telephone, open the door and type the letters myself, because there's no-one else to do it.
âHardy Investigations. Warm-hearted Hardy speaking.'
âYour heart's as warm as Bob Askin's. Cut out the bullshit, Cliff, I've got a job for you.' It was Athol Groom, who works in advertising and agenting; he sometimes drinks where I sometimes drink.
âTerrific, Athol', I said. Athol deals in people with soft jobs; Cyn calls him a pimp, and she made a face when I said his name. âWhat sort of job?'
âCome down here and I'll tell you.' He gave me his address.
âHow long do you reckon this'll take?'
âHow the hell do I know? All day, all night, all week. The longer the better as far as you're concerned, isn't it?'
âYeah, I guess so.But I've gone up to seventy-five a day and expenses.'
âShit. All right. Just hurry, she'll be here soon.'
âShe?'
âSelina Hope. Hurry.'
I put down the phone and stood up; Cyn moved away from me as if we were in a slow ballet.
âA job', I said.
âIt's always a job, what we need is a talk-tonight.'
âI don't know, love.'
âA minute ago you were going to cook some slop for me, drink two-thirds of the wine and that.'
She was looking very nice that morning, my wife. Nearly as tall as me, she was straight and slim with honey-blonde hair. She must have come directly from the architect's office where she worked because she still had draughtsman's ink on her fingers. She saw me looking, and her fine-boned, handsome face went hard.
âCold', she said. âSelfish and cold.'
I patted her arm, there were no tears which was good. I went out.
Athol's pimping shop was in Double Bay on a steep hill. I ran the back wheels of my old Falcon into the kerb and let it sit there in a way which says to the world, âThis car has a faulty handbrake'; but what can you do? Athol's decor was dominated by photographs, mirrors and magazines. The pictures were blow-ups of models with impossible cheek bones doing mysterious things amid shadows. The magazines were glossy, and the mirrors are fine if you're a five foot nine clothes horse with the right angles and planes. When you're a thin, six foot, thirtyish man with untidy dark hair and Grace Bros, clothes, they're not so good. A lacquered, Sassooned brunette pressed a buzzer when I told her who I was, and Athol hurried out.
Athol Groom is one of those men in the fifties who plays squash and eats nothing so as to keep his waist down; he likes a drink though, and that slight thickening won't be denied. He has a glossy moustache, and hair and teeth to match, but he's not a phoney.
âGood to see you, Cliff, how's Cyn?' I took Athol home once, and after one look at Cyn he tried to persuade her to take up photo modelling. She laughed at him.
âAll right. What's going on?'
The brunette looked at her appointment book and spoke up crisply. âMr Blake is due any minute, Mr Groom.'
âRight, right. Come on, Cliff, you're a bodyguard; come and meet the body.'
We went down a corridor past more photographs and into Groom's office. A woman was leaning back against the big desk combing her hair. It was worth combing, a great blue-black mane that rippled and flowed under the comb strokes. Its owner had the standard tall, thin, flat body; but with a face to haunt your dreams forever. Her skin was darkish, almost olive; she had jet black eyebrows, dark eyes and a wide, wonderful mouth. Her nose was nothing much, just exactly as straight and thin as it needed to be.
âSelina', Athol said, âThis is Cliff Hardy. Selina Hope, Cliff.' We nodded at each other, but I was listening to Groom's voice; this was his handle-with-care, this-side-up voice. I gathered Miss Hope was a hot property.
âWe've got a little problem here, Cliff. There seems to be some creep hanging around Selina's flat, following her and such. Was he there this morning, love?'
âYes, I think so.' I expected an exotic accent of some kind to accompany the face but there was none, just good, clear, educated Australian.
âYou think', Athol said sharply. Maybe he was thinking about my fee.
âEasy', I said. âMiss Hope's said the right thing. When someone's watching you it's a feeling you get more than anything else. Sort of corner of the eye thing. Is that right?'
âYes, exactly.' It's not often I say just the right thing for a beautiful womanâI'm usually considered somewhat bluntâbut I did it this time. She smiled at me as if I'd won the pools. But there was some relief in that smile tooâshe'd been scared.
âOkay', Athol said. âWell, we all know about the weirdos in this game. It's probably some freak who's seen Selina in a bra advert and can't sleep. A few strong, silent looks from Cliff and he'll give it away. It's a pity the London job fell through though, that would've been the best cure. Next best thing is to keep busy. I've lined Selina up for two jobs today, Cliff, and I want you to stick close, and see her home. Okay?'
âSure.'
âOff you go.'
I followed Selina to the back exit; she was wearing a black jumpsuit, caught tight at the ankles and loose pretty well everywhere else. Her walk was a spectacular strut that made the hair bounce on her straight shoulders. We walked across to a bright blue Mercedes sports car and she tossed me a set of keys. I threw them back.
âI'm a column gears man', I said.
She laughed and unlocked the car; I couldn't find the seat belt, couldn't fasten it and couldn't push the seat back. She helped me with one hand and put in a cassette with the otherâwe took off to a roaring of guitars and electric piano.
Over the music and traffic noise I asked her about the London job. She told me that she'd been booked to be snapped outside the Houses of Parliament with a peer of the realm for a Scotch whisky advertisement, but the peer had died.
âTough luck.'
âWould have been a good trip.' She dipped a shoulder and flicked the Merc around a bend, changed down and surged up a hill.
âHave you worked in London before?'
âLondon, Paris, New York.' There was pride in her voice but no conceit. I decided I liked her.
âHave you been getting any other harassmentâphone calls, letters?'
âNot a thing. Just as you said, a glimpse of someone, a feeling â¦'
âYou don't know what it's about?'
âNot a clue.'
I didn't like the sound of it; a good tail, one who just leaves that
feeling
, is a professional, not a sex-starved creep. Professionals work for money and the people who pay them have reasons. We drove down to Woolloomooloo near the docks; there was a fair bit of traffic and activity and she glanced around nervously as she locked the car.
âDo you have the feeling now?' I asked.
âNot sure.'
âWhat are you doing here, an ad for overalls?'
She laughed and we walked towards a dingy-looking warehouse. âYou'll see.'
We went up some steps and in through a mouldy door. If the place was a nightmare outside, it was a dream within. The carpet was deep, the walls were white and the lighting was costing someone a fortune. The huge floor area was partitioned off into dressing rooms and elaborate, stylised sets. There were cameras and light fittings everywhere.
âNot overalls', I said.
âSoft drink, I believe. Come on.' She led me through the maze of equipment and props, and we wound up with a photographer named Sam, his assistant and a few cases of soft drink. Sam was a Levantine; squat and heavy with a floral shirt unbuttoned to show his virile chest and stomach. All of it. His off-sider was an anorexic blonde who whisked Selina away and took me out of camera range. I asked for a sample and got a bottle of Diet-Slim cola which tasted like rusty water with saccharine added. Selina came out wearing a super-formal dress, and proceeded to drape herself around some Swedish furniture while sipping tall glasses of the beverage. I got bored with this and wandered off in search of a phone. I found one behind a jungly set which was being sprayed with insect repellent by Livingstone and Stanley. I dialled the number of the terrace house in Glebe where Cyn and I practise wedded bliss. She answered in a tone that told she was keeping her head of steam up.
âIt looks as if I'll be home tonight.'