Albatross
âThe doctor couldn't put his finger on Eric's trouble,' said Mrs Simmonds. âThought he must have eaten something but he was really ill for a while.' She patted a cretonne-covered chair. âTake a seat, Inspector.' She looked anxiously at Detective Constable Crosby. âWill you be all right on the pouffe?'
âThat's the sort of stool over there, Crosby,' intervened Sloan quickly. âThe velvet one.'
Crosby nodded as he tried to perch on the distinctly unstable stuffed seat. Having failed to straddle it, he settled for a form of uncomfortable side-saddle.
âEric's only just stepped outside for a little walk. He'll be back presently because he's not quite up to going far yet but I expect I can help you. He tells me all about the Club after he's played.'
Detective Inspector Sloan projected sympathy and interest.
âHe didn't even feel like going to the Committee meeting today, you know. Anyway,' she said placidly, âhe said there would be bound to be argument and Eric certainly wasn't up to that.'
Sloan said that in his experience you had to be fit and well to attend any Committee meeting.
âJust what I said to Eric.' Her face brightened. âBesides, he doesn't really want to have to decide who is going to get to do all the new work they want doing there. He said that they're all old friends up there and it wasn't right that he should have to choose between them.'
âI expect they'll take the cheapest estimate,' said Sloan. The Calleshire Police Committee always did. And paid for it very heavily in the long run.
âI suppose so,' she said doubtfully. âNever mind, I said to him, you'll soon be back playing and that's more important
than any old Committee meeting.'
âMuch,' said Sloan heartily. It wasn't his duty to tell her that they weren't all friends at the Golf Club. On the contrary, in fact: some of them at the very least were rival contenders for its business. And one of them had murdered twice. And probably fed mild poison to two more â¦
âMind you, Inspector, Eric was very sorry to miss some of the competitions. Especially the Pletchford Plate.' She pointed to a great salver adorning the mantelpiece. âHe won that last year and now it'll have to go back for someone else to have.'
âGot to give the others a chance,' said Crosby, struggling to keep his balance.
âAnd he did so well in the first rounds,' she said, ignoring this sportsman-like sentiment. âHe was ever so disappointed that he had to give Brian Southon a walkover because he was looking forward to playing him. He'd have beaten him, too, I'm sure.'
âWould he?' asked Sloan, uncertain still whether he was dealing with wheat or chaff.
âEric's a much steadier player than Mr Southon,' she said proudly. âAnd he was on top form. Do you know he had three horseshoes in the last match he played before he was ill and still won?'
Sloan confessed to an ignorance of golfing horseshoes.
âIt's when the ball runs round the rim of the hole and doesn' t drop in,' she informed him. âHard, isn't it?'
âNerve-racking,' said Sloan.
â“Never up, never in”, is what Eric always says,' said Mrs Simmonds.
âIt's what they all say,' muttered Crosby,
sotto voce.
For a fleeting moment Sloan wondered how much his wife quoted him on rose-growing over the garden fence. He hoped not. What he had to say on white-fly ought not to be repeated
in company.
âAssuming he'd beaten Brian Southon,' said Detective Inspector Sloan casually, âhe'd have had to go on and beat quite a few other men to win in the end.'
âOh, yes, I know,' she said, more golf wife than golf widow. âPeter Gilchrist, first, of course.' She smiled. âNow that was one good thing to come out of Eric's illness although naturally he didn't see it that way.'
âWhat was?' asked Sloan on the instant.
âEric told me that Brian Southon had been trying ever so hard to fix up a game with Peter Gilchrist but that Peter hadn' t got any spare dates at all.'
âWell, I never,' said Crosby.
âSo they were able to get together after all in the Pletchford Plate.' She beamed. âI always think that things work out for the best in the long run, don't you, Inspector?'
âSometimes,' said Sloan, getting to his feet. âBut not always for everyone. Come along, Crosby.'
âWhat Eric really wants to do one day,' said Mrs Simmonds happily, âis to shoot his age. But I'm sure he'll answer all your questions himself when he comes in. Oh, you're going now, are you? Don't you want to wait and see him? He'll be so disappointed to have missed you.'
The radio in the police car came to life as soon as the two policemen stepped back inside it.
âInspector Sloan? Sergeant Perkins here.' There was the sound of distant background noises contributing to the crackling over the airwaves betokening a call being made in the open air. âI couldn't find Hilary Trumper anywhere at the Golf Club. Not anywhere but â¦'
âPut out a general call,' interrupted Sloan without hesitation. âIf seen, stop and detain for questioning.'
âBut Molly from the bar saw her get into someone's car about five minutes ago. I'm sorry but she doesn't know
whose.' Sergeant Perkins sounded apologetic on behalf of her sex. âShe's very sorry but she's not into cars and she doesn't know which car belongs to which member.'
âAnd make a note of everyone who is still at the Club,' said Sloan automatically. Not even a golfer had solved the problem of being in two places at once.
âHer father's still there,' said Polly Perkins.
âThat's something.'
âBut the professional isn't.'
âNoted.'
âThen they drove off,' went on the policewoman, âwithout Molly being able to see who was driving. All she knows is that the car took the Calleford road but of course that could mean anything.'
âHe could have taken a turning to anywhere he wanted at the Billing cross-roads,' agreed Sloan, the map of the county's road network as clear in his mind as it was on paper. âIt's only half a mile down that road.'
She hesitated. âQuite a lot of the men had already started to drift away after they'd finished playing so in theory it could be anyone who isn't still there.'
âWe're on our way,' said Sloan, giving his driver a nod. âAll right, Crosby, you can get going now.'
âWhere to, sir?'
âGood question.' He pulled out his notebook. âBack to the Golf Club first while I try to work out why it could be so important for Brian Southon to be able to have a nice quiet round with Peter Gilchrist â¦'
âOr Peter Gilchrist with Brian Southon.'
âNo, Crosby. That wasn't what Mrs Simmonds said. Weren't you listening?'
âThat round thing was very difficult to sit on, sir.'
âWell listen now. Suppose it was important that instead of Eric Simmonds playing Gilchrist that Southon played in his
place â important enough for Southon to have made Simmonds ill.'
âIf he did.'
âWe don't know that yet.' Doctors and ordinary pathologists would have to be consulted, he knew, before anyone â especially the lawyers â could be sure about that. âBut why?'
âBlackmail?' suggested Crosby, letting in the clutch.
âThey don't call it that any more, Crosby,' said Sloan. âIt's “Biographical leverage” if you don't mind.'
âThat then.'
âNo.' He considered this for a long moment. âYou can apply that sort of pressure at any time anywhere. No, I think this encounter was meant to appear more casual. Better than making an appointment to see him or anything like that.'
âWhy?' asked Crosby.
âThere you have me â¦' Sloan stared unseeingly at his notebook.
âSomething Steele heard and understood, though,' suggested Crosby intelligently.
âI think so. And perhaps something that Steele could have put together with something else,' reasoned Sloan, âbecause neither Gilchrist nor Southon is silly enough to have said anything patently obvious in front of a caddy.'
“Put two and two together, did he, sir?' said Crosby, pulling the car out of Eric Simmonds' drive and onto the road.
âAnd made five?'
âAnd made four, I'm afraid,' said Sloan. âThat would have been the trouble.'
The Constable gave a prodigious frown. âGilchrist and Steele were both together, too, when Steele caddied for Southon's boss, Doug Garwood, in his match with Peter Gilchrist,' said Crosby. âThat was earlier, of course.'
The effect of this on Detective Inspector Sloan was remarkable. He slapped his notebook down on his knee and
said softly. âOf course! I knew it had happened before but I couldn't remember.'
âWhat had?' asked Crosby. âWhen?'
âTo Elisha and Naaman and Gehazi. And as to when, it was a very long time ago.' He leaned forward and spoke into the car's microphone. âGet me the registration number of any vehicle belonging to Brian Southon of Berebury and order all cars to search. Utmost urgency. May be off the road by now â¦
âBut who were they?' asked Crosby.
âGarwood was Elisha, Gilchrist was Naaman and Southon was Gehazi. Don't you see? Gehazi was Elisha's servant, which was the whole trouble.'
Detective Constable Crosby, servant of the State, did not see. Instead he switched on the police car's blue light and stepped up his speed. This was something he did understand.
âIt wasn't Gilchrist who wanted to play with Southon, then,' said Sloan, âit was Southon who wanted to play with Gilchrist.'
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The car wasn't off the road.
Not yet.
But it was heading that way.
âSo Matt talked to you about the Club a lot, did he?' asked Brian Southon.
âA bit,' admitted Hilary Trumper nervously. She shot him a sideways glance and said hastily âNot a lot.'
âThought so,' said Southon with quiet satisfaction. âOtherwise you'd never have come snooping around like you did after you thought he'd gone away. Asked you to keep an eye open, I expect. Well, didn't he?'
âHe might have done,' she said.
âWhat have you told the police?'
âNothing,' she said. âThey were looking for me but I cleared off â¦'
âGood.' He smiled abstractedly. âThat's what I thought.'
âLook here, this isn't the way out to Larking.'
âIsn't it?' He twisted his lips. âWell, it's the way we're going.'
âWe're going south,' she said.
âLittle Miss Clever.' He tightened his grip on the steering wheel. âI told you I had a call to make on the way first.'
âLarking's the other way.'
âSo it may be,' he said smoothly, âbut we're not going to Larking.'
âThen you can put me out here and I'll find my own way to Granny's,' she said with youthful dignity.
âOh, no, I can't,' he said, leaning back in the driving seat.
âNot now.'
âWhat do you mean?' The girl reached over and started to unfasten her seat belt.
âI mean that I can't let you out of the car at all.'
âWhy not?'
âBecause of what that little rat, Matt, told you, that's why.'
âMatthew wasn't a rat,' she said tearfully.
âThat's where you're wrong,' Southon said smoothly. âVery wrong.'
âHe was just against people doing the wrong thing,' she sobbed.
âOnly if he couldn't cut himself into the action,' said Southon harshly. âHe tried his funny tricks on me and nobody who does that gets away with it.' His voice hardened. âNobody, do you understand? Nobody at all.'
âI understand,' she said in a small voice. âNow, stop the car and let me out.'
âNo way.'
âThey were doing something wrong â¦' she stopped suddenly, her hand over her mouth, colour draining away from her face.
âAh, then he did tell you all,' he said with a certain perverse satisfaction. âI thought so.' He put his foot down on the accelerator. âThat settles it.'