Read How to Dazzle a Duke Online
Authors: Claudia Dain
Tags: #Fiction, #Romance, #Historical, #General
It was as she was considering it that she heard voices. George’s
voice.
Of all the instances when a girl did not want to see her brother,
now was a prime example.
Her hands went to her hair, which was a sodden mess, and
then to her dress, which was twisted and damp and wrinkled far
beyond anything seemly or even accidental, and then her eyes
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went to the door as it opened and both her brother George and
Sophia’s George stepped out onto the fl ags.
“Here you are,” her brother said. “What are you doing out in
the rain, Pen?”
George Grey looked at her, his face more than half hidden in
shadow. His face was expressionless and a more frightening
aspect she had never before seen. He looked, dare she say it,
like a complete savage. How could George be so easy in his
company?
“A wager, I’m afraid,” Iveston said calmly, looking not the
least discomfited by being interrupted by her brother when he
had just been seducing her not a half minute before. If that wasn’t
just like the son of a duke. Quite above it all, wasn’t he? Untouch
able. Unfl appable.
Unappealing toad.
“What sort of wager?” George asked, and quite rightly, too.
He didn’t look at all willing to overlook the situation, which was
utterly astute of him. She didn’t want to see them duel, naturally,
but a good thrashing never killed anyone, did it?
“A quite simple one, actually,” Iveston said, looking com
pletely normal and at ease, which was the most annoying thing
about him at the moment. Given a half an hour, she was quite
confident she’d have a fi rm list of at least twelve annoying items
arranged in alphabetical order. “Though, I must admit, seeing us
now, a quite foolish one as well.”
George was looking them over very carefully, as was the other
George. What must they look like?
Ruined?
No, no, no. She was not going to allow herself to be ruined by
Iveston. It was Edenham who was going to ruin her. She’d got it
all worked out! Nearly.
“Quite certainly foolish,” George said, looking quite nearly
grim.
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“Quite,” Iveston echoed, straightening his cuff. The mist was
gone now as well, though the sky was still heavy with cloud, not
a star in sight, nor the moon either. As he didn’t respond more
fully to George, she had the time to take in the general weather
conditions, but as she did so, she did begin to suspect that Iveston
was stalling for time.
He was trying to think of some reasonable excuse!
Impossible, as there could be no reasonable excuse for drag
ging her outside to kiss her in the rain. To kiss her repeatedly and
heatedly in the rain. She might as well be precise about it. Though
being precise, the words and the images that flooded her upon
saying them even in her own thoughts, brought forth such a rush
of heat and longing and . . . no, some things were better off left
in vague and hazy terms. Particularly when facing one’s brother
with a savage Indian at his back.
Things were looking rather hopeless for Iveston. It was rather
funny, as long as she didn’t end up married to him.
As she very definitely did not want to lose Edenham, she
decided to help him. Iveston could be thrashed for some other
thing. She could wait for that, a short amount of time anyway.
“It’s quite simple, George,” she said. “I can’t even begin to
remember how it started, though I’m nearly certain it was a sci
entific inquiry, but Lord Iveston and I got into a mild debate
about . . . my hair.”
George Grey’s black eyebrows raised fractionally and he
crossed his arms over his chest. Her George lowered his black
eyebrows and took a step nearer to her. Clearly, more explana
tion was required. As Iveston was looking at her in some interest
and curiosity, she was going to have to invent an explanation.
Oh, dear.
“I assure you, nothing happened beyond us both getting a bit
damp and uncomfortable,” she said.
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To judge by the looks in the eyes of the men, that had not
come out quite right.
“I think we should go back inside,” Iveston said, which was
most reasonable of him as it was not at all comfortable out of
doors now that her clothing was damp and her hair a ruin.
“I think explanations are due first,” George said, which did
not strike her as particularly chivalrous so much as particularly
inconvenient.
“I do think it is entirely possible to have explanations while
comfortably out of the mist!” she said, a bit loudly, it must be
admitted.
“Yet you did not think so with Lord Iveston,” George re
sponded, “or was it his idea, Pen? Did he force you out here?”
Iveston bristled; she could see that clearly even in the dark.
If George made one more inconvenient comment, she might well
see herself married to Iveston! It was not to be borne, not after
so much effort on her part to snag Edenham. George’s foolish
display of what she did not know was not going to ruin her mar
riage prospects.
“George, that’s completely ridiculous,” she snapped. “I told
you that we were engaging in a minor and utterly innocent con
versation about my hair. Lord Iveston remarked that he thought
that my hair, which put him in mind of a cousin of his or some
such, would not curl when damp. I wagered that he was wrong
and we set out to prove the point. Nothing more complicated
than that.”
“Why would you wager upon that?” George said suspi
ciously.
“Why do you wager on anything?” she snapped. “It was a
chance to make two pounds. I never turn aside from making
a simple profi t.”
“But why would
he
wager on it?”
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She had no idea.
She didn’t know what to say to that and looked at Iveston,
who was watching her with a gleam in his eyes that sent a shiver
down her spine. She shivered. George took note of it and frowned.
George Grey, the Indian, smiled.
“Because, Mr. Prestwick,” Iveston said, “I never turn aside
from an opportunity to engage Miss Prestwick. She is endlessly
fascinating, as I suspect you must know.”
What a lovely thing to say. She almost believed he meant it.
George was silent for longer than he should have been. A sim
ple grunt of satisfaction would have been sufficient. They should
all now return to the soiree and make as little of this as possible,
not as much as possible. Couldn’t he see that?
Men, especially brothers, were so stupid about matters of de
corum and social necessity.
“Your hair curls when wet,” George Grey said softly, staring
at her. She didn’t like it in the least.
“Yes, I know, which is why I’ve won two pounds,” she said. “I
expect you to pay me promptly, Lord Iveston. I’m quite deter
mined to not be given short shrift just because I’m a woman.”
“I shall drop round tomorrow, shall I, and pay you your due,”
Iveston said, staring at her very much like the Indian was doing.
She didn’t mind it half as much.
“That explains, somewhat, what you are doing out, alone, in
Lady Lanreath’s back garden,” George said. He was like a dog
with a rat about the entire event, which was perfectly horrid of
him. Couldn’t he see he was making it all worse and worse with
every word he uttered? “But it does not explain the condition of
your dress, Pen. You look a proper disaster.”
She looked down. Her dress was in a muddle. As it was of
tissue-thin silk, it did show every mark of being handled. And it
looked most decidedly handled. She was particularly rumpled
around her waist, where Iveston had not resisted in the least the
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impulse to grab her to him. A wet fluttering made itself felt be
hind her knees and elbows at the thought. With determination,
and her brother’s stare upon her, she ignored it as best she could.
She thought she did a good job of it, actually.
“Miss Prestwick had a bit of a shock and is still clearly suffer
ing the aftereffects of it,” Iveston said.
Well, perhaps she could have done a better job at her fl utter
ing. She wasn’t used to dealing with flutters, that was all.
“A shock? Of what type?” George asked.
If she were going to be questioned like a common criminal,
she did think someone might offer her a chair, and out of the
rain, at that.
“I saw a rat, if you must know,” she said crisply, looking at
George, her inspiration for the idea. “You know how I am about
rats, George. Well, I saw one running straight at my ankles and
without any forethought or hesitation, I must admit, I threw my
self into Lord Iveston’s arms. I even believe I screamed.”
“She most definitely screamed,” Iveston said. “Clamped her
knees around one of my thighs, wrapped her arms around my
neck, and screamed. And screamed. I’m surprised you did not
hear her.”
“I didn’t scream that much or that loudly, Lord Iveston,” she
said in some annoyance.
There was no need to make her look a complete fool. George
was her brother, after all, and would make good use of this story
for many years to come. Iveston, who had brothers of his own,
was clearly tormenting her, but for what cause? All she’d done
was kiss him with as much passion as she had in her to win a
wager. Was that anything to be annoyed about?
“My left ear is still ringing,” Iveston said with a pleasant smile
upon his face.
Who had ever determined that Lord Iveston was an innocent,
awkward man? He was deviousness itself.
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“Naturally, I’m not complaining,” Iveston continued, looking
at George. “I understand irrational fears. I do have four younger
brothers, after all.”
“It’s not irrational,” she said hotly. “Rats bite. And this rat was
the size of a cat.”
“Perhaps it was a cat?” George said. “It is rather dark out
here.”
“It was a rat,” she gritted out.
Why couldn’t George leave well enough alone? Did he want
to see her ruined by Lord Iveston when it was Edenham who was
the one who was supposed to ruin her? Not that he knew that of
course. She loved George, usually, but she wasn’t such a fool as
to tell him she was planning to arrange for Edenham to ruin her.
George was a man, after all, and they tended to bristle at that
sort of arrangement.
Men were such romantics.
“Of course,” Iveston said in a perfectly patronizing tone.
“Still, I did feel that, as she was clinging to me, I should endeavor
to hold her up and so I, with great care, held her about the waist.
The wrinkles will attest to it, I trust. But all perfectly innocent,
Mr. Prestwick, though not very wise, I willingly admit.”
George Grey had said not a word for many minutes. He had
his arms crossed over his chest, his shoulders leaning against the
brick wall of the house, and was obviously amused. Oh, he was
silent, but he was laughing. She could feel it.
“I can’t think why you are here, Mr. Grey,” she said. The
rain had stopped completely, but she was most tired of having to
stand about, damp, required to explain every little thing. It was
bad enough to do it for George, but did this Indian have to be
involved?
“I have a sister, Miss Prestwick,” he said, as if that answered
anything at all.
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“You do?” Iveston said, his attention off of her for the fi rst
time that evening. She did have to admit that she didn’t enjoy the
change in the slightest. Was Iveston now going to seek out Mr.
Grey’s sister to kiss? “Is she in Town?”
Apparently, he was. What a flighty man. She couldn’t think
how she’d ever thought him amusing. Of course, she hadn’t
thought a thing of him yesterday, but since meeting him today,
he was more . . . something or other than she had expected him
to be. Very much more.
“She is not even in the country, Lord Iveston,” Mr. Grey said.
“A child, then?” Iveston asked.
Well, really. He was suddenly more interested in this mysteri
ous Indian woman than he was in her. How very like a man. They
were so changeable as a rule. It was quite annoying of them.
“My twin,” Mr. Grey said, which she did have to admit, was
the slightest bit interesting.
“Really?” George said. Bother it all. Now he was fascinated
by this nameless Indian princess, for she had heard some small
rumor, which had captured her attention completely, that So
phia’s father, an Iroquois, was something quite like royalty within
that nation, which explained quite a lot about Sophia, now that
she thought about it. “Do you share a strong resemblance?”
“No,” Mr. Grey answered.
It must have been a relief to his sister as Mr. George Grey,
while attractive in a primitive sort of way, was positively savagelooking with quite a dangerous cast to his features. Not at all the