How to Wed a Baron (3 page)

Justin, Wigglesworth, Brutus and the crowd that had followed after them all watched as a full squad of hulking guardsmen in dress uniforms, peaked metal helmets and carrying long, lethal-looking halberds made their way down the gangplank to stand at attention on either side of it for the length of the crimson carpet.

The crowd craned its collective neck when the parade of soldiers came to an end, waiting to see who next might descend.

First came two no-longer-young women, similarly dressed in not quite the first stare, but more in the sedate look of paid companions. They took their place at either side of the carpet directly in front of the gangplank.

Next to disembark was a tall man, probably
halfway into his thirties, although with those huge mustachios and sideburns favored in Francis's court it was difficult to know for certain. The man was also in uniform, the amount of braid and the size of his helmet denoting his elevated rank. His alert blue eyes seemed to be everywhere at once as he surveyed the crowd, before his intense gaze met, and held, Justin's.

“My, my, my, Wigglesworth, there's a specimen for you. Should I be cowering, do you think?”

Deftly flipping one side of his short, gold-braid-befrogged cape over his shoulder, and with a hand holding the sword hilt steady at his waist, the man headed sure-footedly toward Justin, removing the ceremonial helmet as he did. “Baron Wilde?”

Justin acknowledged the correctness of the question with a very slight inclination of his head.

“Very good, my lord. We were told you had been warned to be prompt. I am Major Luka Prochazka, emissary of His Highness Francis of Austria, I. Fernec, Apostolic King of Hungary, Franjo the Second, King of—”

“Yes, thank you, Major Prochazka, I am aware of the titles and their implications, as well as my geography.” Stifling a yawn, covering his mouth with a lace-edged silken square he extracted from his sleeve cuff, Justin allowed his heavily lidded eyes to glide along the view of armed soldiers. “Tell me, and I make this inquiry only out of idle curiosity,
Major, are you by any chance expecting an imminent assault? Should I be sending Wigglesworth here hot-footing back to my coach to procure my sword?”

The major's neatly manicured yet hairy face reassembled itself into a bit of a scowl. He stepped closer, speaking softly yet forcefully. “You were not informed? I was told you would be informed, and respond accordingly. Her ladyship is in some danger. Where is your contingent of guards?”

Lord save him from serious men. Justin indicated Brutus with a languid wave of his handkerchief. “Behold. My army.” He turned his head to reassure Wigglesworth. “No offense, my friend. You possess your own unique talents.”

The major clearly was not pleased. “One man? You bring one man to protect your betrothed?”

“One very
large
man, you'll agree,” Justin drawled. “There is also myself.”

Luka Prochazka's lip curled as he ran his gaze up and down Justin's fashionably dressed form. Or at least the baron thought the man's lip curled; again, with those elaborate mustachios, it was impossible to say for certain. “You leave me no choice but to ignore my orders to dismiss the guard once her ladyship has been passed into your protection. They will accompany us to London.”

“Oh, hardly, sir. A contingent of foreign soldiers, armed and appearing quite lethal, parading about the English countryside? Many would consider such a
thing an act of war. That cannot possibly have been your king's intent.”

“I will have her safe.”

“I will have her to wife,” Justin countered, a hint of steel creeping into his lowered voice, although the smile never left his face. “What is mine, I protect. Better that we were friends, Major. A fool judges by appearances only. You would not like me as your enemy.”

The major didn't even blink. “I have heard stories…”

“No, Major. You haven't. When it comes to Baron Wilde, should anyone dare to inquire, your knowledge of him resembles nothing more than it would a blank slate. Now, if this no-longer-amusing pissing contest has reached its limits, shall we see the lady we have surely kept waiting long enough?”

At last, Luka smiled. “On the contrary, my lord. It is the lady who keeps us waiting.”

“Cowering in her cabin, is she?”

“Hardly, my lord.”

“Justin. As I was informed you are to remain in England for the foreseeable future, we either become informal, Luka, or we kill one another.”

“Justin it is, then. I've killed enough men.”

They set off down the length of the dock, their heights similar, their long strides matching perfectly, yet looking as outwardly dissimilar as any two men could be. “That's the spirit. Always believe you'll be
the winner, even when it is painfully obvious that the outcome will not be in your favor.”

“Oh? We'd duel with handkerchiefs?”

“Only if you fancy mine stuffed halfway down your gullet,” Justin quipped with a smile as he gave the handkerchief one last flourish before it disappeared up his sleeve.

As they approached the ridiculous red carpet, one of the two females turned toward the gangplank, hiked up her skirts and returned to the ship, only to reappear moments later, her eyes downcast as she once more took her place.

Justin halted at the edge of the carpet and removed his hat, his dark hair immediately being blown about in a rather stiff breeze coming off the Channel. Behind him, Wigglesworth sighed.

“I sense her ladyship enjoys making an entrance?”

“Lady Alina is her own person,” Luka said, and this time Justin knew the man was smiling beneath that great mass of mustache.

“Does it itch?” he asked impulsively.

Luka turned to look at him, a question in his eyes for a moment, before he nodded. “And acts as a poor strainer for my food, yes. But all officers are required to be so adorned. When this commission is successfully completed, I plan to resign from the army. Just so that I might shave the damn thing off.”

Justin threw back his head, laughing, feeling that he and this fierce-looking soldier would have no problems now that they had survived their initial introduction. But the smile faded abruptly as a small figure appeared at the head of the gangplank.

She was cloaked in emerald velvet from head to foot, the hood edged with ermine, ermine tails scattered here and there as decorative tassels. Interesting. Queen Elizabeth had favored ermine at her coronation, to symbolize her virginity.

Her ladyship was more than a smidge of a thing, but much less than a tall, stately figure. The hand that reached for the rope railing was ungloved, the fingers long and slender. The face, however, remained in shadow. Teasingly, tantalizingly.

Justin's thoughts about his prospective wife, and they had been few and far between, if truth be told, had conjured up a meek and obedient woman who could give him an heir and then retire to her knitting while he went about his own pursuits. Now he felt his first stirrings of concern.

Her left hand lifted to the hood and drew it back, slowly at first, and then with a flourish, revealing a mass of shining black curls and a face that drew astonished and admiring gasps from the multitude of interested observers.

Every notion of feminine beauty Justin had ever considered paled into nothingness as Lady Magdaléna Evinka Nadeja Valentin raised her
perfect, softly rounded chin and surveyed all the conquered who stood below her on the wooden dock.

Her skin was the finest cream, her brows like delicate ravens' wings above enormous, tip-tilted eyes the color of old gold coins. The nose, regal, the mouth, wide and softly curving, the cheekbones, high, turning all of her beauty slightly yet wonderfully exotic.

In the suddenly quiet crowd, and without the slightest idea who this creature could be, several of the women curtsied, many men bowed or touched their forelocks. The lady acknowledged this homage with an infinitesimal nod of her head, accepting the gestures as her due.

“Merde,”
Wigglesworth breathed, staggering where he stood, his eyes filling with tears of thanks and delight.

Luka's voice seemed to come to Justin from a distance. “Lady Alina, my lord. Your affianced bride.”

“Sweet Jesus,” Justin murmured under his breath, “the impertinent chit has upstaged me.”

Worse, and for the first time in his memory, Baron Wilde realized that he might actually be experiencing some uneasiness—and a small modicum of anxiety for his own well-being.

H
ER HEART RACED SO RAPIDLY
Alina feared it might stumble over itself and stop.

Tatiana moments earlier had whispered into her ear that the Baron Wilde was not an ancient ogre, but young, and a near-god, and that her ladyship had once more stuck her thumb into the pie only to emerge with a most glorious plum.

But that was the problem. Alina had not stuck her thumb into a pie. None of what had already happened had been at her desire or volition. His Majesty had stuck all of her into the pie, and she would have to find her own way out.

Except there was no way out. Luka had convinced her of that. Her mother dead these past three years, her father perishing at Waterloo, she'd had no one but her aunt Mimi to represent her wishes at court. Which was the same as to say she had no one to protect her, to fight for her, to convince His Majesty that his sometimes troublesome ward should not be sacrificed in some ridiculous gesture to help cement
relations between her country and that of the greedy English.

Aunt Mimi had called the betrothal an honor, even as she could not hide her triumphant smile at the prospect of being rid of the now grown-up niece whose beauty was on the rise just as her own was teetering toward a slippery slide into middle age.

Once Alina had resigned herself to her fate, she had demanded only two things, one of which she received.

Her insistence on knowing everything there was to know about this Baron Wilde fell on deaf ears. She knew no more about the man today than she had two months previously, except for Tatiana's silliness just now.

Her second demand had been not only met, but exceeded, as the ermine-adorned cloak well demonstrated. If she was to represent the court, the king, then she must be of the first stare, her wardrobe and retinue worthy of the emissary of His Majesty.

Gone were the childlike gowns her aunt had insisted she be limited to, replaced by only the finest silks, the most elegant designs, the most fashionable of accessories—including the full jewelry boxes that had once belonged to her mother but for the past years had somehow become the possessions of her aunt.

Alina had gifted the woman with the set of garnets and a pretty speech filled with gratitude for her
loving care of her, and done so in the presence of the king, so that Mimi could not throw the nearly worthless stones back in her face.

Small victories, few and far between, but Alina took pleasure in them just the same.

She had been delighted to learn that Luka would accompany her, remain with her as long as deemed necessary, and that Tatiana had declared she would rather die than be left behind.

She had been flattered when Danica had been added to her retinue, as she had never before had her own dresser, but only shared her aunt's. It was only proper that those closest to her be people with whom she could be comfortable, and not cold English strangers.

But the guardsmen? They had been a surprise to her.

Those guardsmen now stood at attention, clearly awaiting Alina's descent to the dock. Very well, she had done as she'd planned; her first steps on the island of her mother's birth would be taken with all the accompanying pomp and ceremony she could have wanted.

All she had to do now was face her betrothed, look into his eyes, allow him to take her offered hand, perform her necessary curtsy that indicated her subservience and willingness to obey.

And pray she did not throw up on his feet.

For the space of a full minute (she knew, because
she had counted out the seconds in her head), Alina had cast her gaze about the dock without really seeing anything or anyone. But now she had no choice but to look to the bottom of the gangplank, where Luka and the “near-god” waited.

She drew in a quick, silent breath. This was her affianced husband? This tall, disturbingly beautiful man whose heavy-lidded green eyes smiled at her and mocked her all at the same time? She'd expected older, jaded, even a paunch and a cane. She'd prayed for amenable, stupid, easily led.

What in the name of the Virgin was she supposed to do with
this?

The self-assured creature approached the gangplank, planting one gleaming black Hessian boot on it as if this somehow claimed not only her as his own, but this ship as well, and held out his hand to her, openly daring her to take it.

“Your servant, my lady,” he said, his eyes still mocking her. “On behalf of His Royal Highness, the Prince Regent, I, Baron Justin Wilde, your delighted betrothed, welcome you to the homeland of your mother. Her passing was England's loss, yet her daughter is clearly England's gain.”

Very prettily said, she supposed. It was only as she opened her mouth to parrot the words she had learned by rote that must be spoken on this occasion, that she realized the baron had addressed her
in flawless German, now the official language of Austria.

Alina supposed he'd wish to be complimented on his expertise.

She'd rather poke hot sticks under her fingernails. Although how silly of him to let her know she could not speak German in front of him and think he would not understand. Should she thank him for forewarning her? No, probably not.

Instead, she answered him in English as flawless as his German, putting her hand in his open palm and then watching rather intently as he bent his dark head to within a whisper of placing a kiss on her bare skin.

She ignored the tingle that ran up her arm, all the way to her shoulder.

“You've met my secretary, Major Prochazka?”

The baron had not released her hand, but had deftly drawn her arm through his, leading her back to where Luka and an odd-looking periwigged creature stood waiting, the latter beaming at her as if personally responsible for some wonderful occurrence. Then they both bowed—the little man with much more élan than poor Luka, who had to contend with his sword—turned and began leading the way off the crowded dock.

“Your secretary, my lady? Ah, yes, of course he is. And, in turn, I am the King of Siam.”

Alina stopped in her tracks, which made the baron do likewise. “What are you suggesting, my lord?”

“Suggesting? I? Nothing more, my dear, than that we begin as we plan to go on. All that faradiddle you spouted about improving trade relations? Very nicely said, but we both know the truth. Or do you wish that we
go on
with you pretending that you're a pretty yet brainless twit, and that I…well, dear me, didn't I just paint myself into a corner with my tongue? Very well, that I also continue pretending that I am a pretty yet brainless twit.”

Alina looked him up and down, amazed to hear a man call himself pretty; besides, he was much too much the male to be termed pretty, even in his fashionable clothes. But what did he mean?
Pretending.
Pretending what? Had she been betrothed to a lunatic?

“You're saying that you're not a brainless twit? Are you quite certain of that?”

“At this precise moment? No.” His smile reached all the way to his eyes, but then stopped, as if something barred the way. “Very well, then. We shall for the moment allow the definition of secretary to stand.”

“I don't recall granting it permission to sit down,” Alina said, with just the sort of offhand sarcasm that had landed her in trouble so often, had called her to the king's attention in ways that probably had hastened her banishment to an English marriage.
She
behaves as if she's queen,
her aunt had told anyone who would listen.
Queen of the Romany, I suppose, for all her thin Englisher blood.

Alina walked forward once more, her gaze on the major's militarily straight spine. “He'd die for me, you know.”

“Commendable of the major, I suppose. Allow me, please, to point out Brutus, my, um,
secretary,
lumbering along just ahead of yours. He'd kill for me. Of the two choices, I much prefer the latter. The major is fearful for your safety. But you're aware of that, of course.”

Alina had been so busy trying to keep up with this verbal sparring that it took her a moment to understand what the baron was implying. “My safety? No, that can't be correct. You've misunderstood his mission, one for which he volunteered. Luka is concerned for my welfare. He was my father's aide-de-camp, and therefore feels responsible for me. Unless you're telling me that England is an unsafe place?”

The baron looked at her for a long moment, and then smiled, another smile that did not quite reach those unsettling green eyes. “Forgive me, my lady, clearly I mistook his purpose. And I assure you, England for you is as safe as houses. Indeed, you will have the entire kingdom at your feet the moment you first appear in Society.”

“That is my intention, yes,” she told him, not
understanding why she dared this impertinence, but enjoying herself all the same. He seemed to like teasing her, surprising her, for what reason she didn't know. Why not return the favor?

Begin as you plan to go on.
That's what he'd said. As a good wife, she shouldn't disappoint him. And what a shame that they must marry, be bound to each other by duty. He would be so much more fun to flirt with, wouldn't he? As a husband, however, he might be more trouble than even his handsome face and enticing smile could overcome.

The baron cocked an eyebrow. “You're quite the honest little thing, aren't you? Some would consider that a failing.”

“Would you be one of those people?”

“Ah, and inquisitive, as well.”

“Inquisitive enough to have noticed that you have carefully sidestepped my question, my lord,” Alina said, her heart beating faster yet again. Goodness, but the man made her feel delightfully alive! “I shall have to be exceedingly careful around you, won't I?”

He looked down into her face, his expression suddenly too intense, so that she looked away. “On the contrary. I believe it is I who will have to be exceptionally careful around you. I hadn't expected to like you.”

She kept her eyes on the street at her feet, pretending polite indifference even as she felt ridiculously
pleased that he'd said—admitted, really, as if it was some sort of failing of his own—that he liked her. “Oh. And…and is that so terrible?”

“It could be, yes,” he said, the teasing note back in his voice. “A good wife would have had the decency to be staid and boring and completely ignorable.”

“And I'm—”

“Hardly ignorable,” he said, patting the hand that rested on his forearm.

Alina swallowed around the sudden lump in her throat. “I see. And…and is that a compliment?”

“Possibly,” he answered in that already familiar, maddeningly light tone as they mounted the steps to an ancient inn. “That, or a warning…”

 

“Y
OU SUMMONED ME
?” The clipped tone of voice revealed that Major Luka Prochazka was not at all pleased to be in the position of taking orders from an Englishman.

Which wasn't Justin's problem, was it? No. He had problems enough of his own, thank you.

The baron had spent the past several hours reading and rereading the contents of the packet he'd been handed by the Prince Regent's secretary, this time reading as much between the lines as he had the actual words. And it was those words
not
written that told him he'd been a fool to sign the agreement. The marriage, and “his silence on matters known to the Prince Regent and himself concerning a private
arrangement,” in exchange for the termination of his indebtedness to the Prince Regent.

It had all been too easy, even with the added responsibility of keeping his unwanted bride safe until Francis had dealt with the man who wished her harm. Justin should have known nothing with the Prince Regent, or any royalty for that matter, was ever that simple, or that straightforward.

He looked toward the door to the private dining room of the inn and the man standing there, no longer clad in his uniform, but in a rather drab brown jacket and tan buckskins, his cravat a pure horror that would have crumpled Wigglesworth to his knees at the abomination of the thing.

“She doesn't know,” he said now, flatly, looking Luka full in the eye.

Luka Prochazka merely blinked, and did not answer.

“Cat got your tongue? Very well, Major, we have the whole evening ahead of us. You wouldn't care for a small side wager as to which one of us outlasts the other?”

“I…that is, you…your statement took me by surprise, and was not a question at all. To what exactly was I supposed to respond?”

“Ah, now you wish to play the fool? Too late for that,
Major.
Yet, much as such exercises pain me, I'll repeat myself.
She doesn't know.
She's dancing about somewhere above our heads, delighted in her
performance on the dock earlier, happy in her ignorance, and with absolutely no idea her life is at stake at the moment,” Justin said, even as he motioned Luka to take up a chair and avail himself of the bottle of wine that sat on the table between them. “No, don't look at me as if you still don't understand what I'm saying. She thinks this is all some political union we're going to be entering into, an advance of trade between our countries, or some showpiece of how Francis and our George have cried friends and allies yet again. She recited an entire speech on the thing while we were at the docks, just like a good little idiot. But she's not an idiot, is she, which is why you haven't told her the truth.”

“But it is all of that,” Luka said, pouring himself a glass of finest burgundy, as Justin never traveled without his own wines any more than he would see it as civilized to travel without his own bed linens.

“Continue to evade my questions, Major, and you and I will go to war. It's enough that the rain delays our departure to London until the morning and a man of my sensibilities must pass another night beneath this probably leaky roof. The girl is having herself a determined lark, even as it's clear she loathes the idea of a marriage between us. Ermine tips, enough baggage coming off that ship this afternoon to raise it a two full inches above its previous waterline, a baldly stated intention to take London by storm. She's beautiful, magnificently so, and she is clearly
aware of that fact. As long as she must bow to the king's wishes, she has come to conquer England, and she very well might. God knows I'd wager on it. If she isn't put to bed with a shovel within days of her first conquest.”