I Don't Know What You Know Me From: Confessions of a Co-Star (27 page)

The geniuses at the Apple Store Genius Bar who were patient and kind to me, didn’t laugh at my questions, and kept my computer running while I wrote this book, and especially for bringing it back to life when I killed it and had a nervous breakdown. To my gorgeous (and handsome) contributors: Sarah Dwyer, Kelly McAdams, Sean Gunn, Lola Glaudini, and Janet Higdon. You made me seem way cooler than I am. Except for Janet. You just
had
to tell it like it is, didn’t you?

My family, Emilee and Lucas Johnsen, you guys are the best. I didn’t even scratch the surface of how awesome it is to be your stepmom. I love you both and am endlessly proud of you. (Still would love it if you ate more greens, but whatever. Someday …) Beverly Evans, my other smokin’ hot grandma, I am so thankful for all our time together. Judie Johnsen, thanks for raising the greatest
man I could ever hope to marry. I am not worthy, but I promise I will continue to try to be.

Thanks to the late Judy Hershman, Frank Evans, and Charles Saucier. I miss them so much every day.

My parents, Mollie and Rich Evans. You guys put up with so much from me, and still do. I cannot believe how much faith you’ve always had in me. Way more than I have ever or will ever have in myself. You always think I can do it, whatever “it” is. Thank you. And thanks for paying for college. I am just now realizing how much that must have cost.

Dean Johnsen. I wanted to include you in this list, but since you already got single-card billing before the title I’m leaving it to this, I love you.

And…

David Gardner. Just in case people don’t know, there is no Judy Greer without a David Gardner. So, yeah. He’s the boss of me. Thank you, David, for working nonstop and tirelessly for me since the day we met. I can’t even imagine what this business would be like without you, but I am sure I wouldn’t last a day. Thank you for everything, all the time.