Authors: Melody Fitzpatrick
In Over Her Head (2 page)
Invasion of the Green-Eyed Monster
T
he
doorbell rings.
I know who it is without looking. It's Gabby ⦠and
Piper.
Hooray ⦠not!
For the last three and a half months, it's been
Piper this
and
Piper that,
and
Piper everything
! I'm so sick of the name
Piper
that it's hard not to cringe every time I hear it. Gabby sometimes gets stuck on things, and right now it's on her old friend, Piper. Seriously, she talks about her
so
much, I feel like I could write her biography if I had to.
I remember the first time I heard her name I actually shuddered, which was kind of weird 'cause I didn't know a thing about her. Maybe it was the way the girls called her
Piper the Viper
, like they were almost afraid.
According to Gabby, Piper is good at
everything
; things
always
just seem to go her way. I once heard a girl say that if Piper wants something, she gets it ⦠no matter what. (Whatever “no matter what” means.)
Anyway, I wonder how many girls were secretly thrilled when Piper's dad struck it rich on an expedition, sold everything, bought this huge boat, then took off with Piper and the rest of the family to sail the Caribbean â especially the girls on the ski team. They actually had a shot at winning for a change. Not to mention the chance to
finally
get a little attention from the boys who were
all
gaga over her,
apparently
.
But now she's back, waiting outside my door, and, according to Gabby, “dying” to meet me.
I know I should be excited, too. Gabby thinks the three of us are going to be the best of friends. She says it's
impossible
not to like Piper. In fact, Gabby has a million reasons for exactly why. Here are just a few of them:
- Her “magnetic personality” â everyone loves her.
EVERYONE
. - Her intelligence â she's a total straight-A student.
- Her beauty and gracefulness â she's won the title of Junior Miss Maple Ridge at the Maple Ridge Maple Syrup Festival the last three years in a row â a huge honour, apparently.
- She's an
ah-maaazing
singer, with an
ah-maaazing
voice and plays the guitar
ah-maaazingly
. Last year she
almost
won in the TV talent show
Young America Sings
, but lost to some freckle-faced eleven-year-old kid with a banjo. The whole thing was rigged â¦
according to Piper
. - She can fish â she caught not one, but two big mouth bass on a catch-and-release fishing trip with her dad last summer. This really impressed A.J.
Whatever. - She can cook a full turkey dinner, all by herself, from start to finish. Oh, and that includes stuffing, gravy, and homemade apple pie.
- She reads gigantic novels, like
War and Peace
and
Gone with the Wind
. - She has her junior lifeguard certification in swimming.
- She is a certified scuba diver.
- She's a junior sailing instructor at the Maple Ridge Harbour Yacht Club, and she's also on their elite youth racing team.
- She's a great snowboarder.
- She's a ski champion, winning every race she's ever been in.
- She's crafty! She knit “the most adorable” mitten, scarf, and hat set for Gabby last Christmas (the rest of the class only got mittens). Who knits mittens for their entire class, and where'd she find the time?
- And last, but not least, Gabby says she's got the
most
generous heart in the world; she even volunteers at a homeless shelter. Although, when I asked Gabby which one, she said Piper never mentioned it because she doesn't like to brag about her good deeds. Hmmm â¦
Piper sounds pretty fantastic, as you can see. This is the reason why I'm
truly
embarrassed to say I am
not
looking forward to meeting her. And, on top of everything, I still can't get it out of my head that A.J. probably still has a crush on this girl. I mean he has to! She's perfect! Gabby said she thinks they only kissed
once
. I told her I didn't need to know the details. Can you imagine? A
KISS
between A.J. and Piper! Seriously gross and sickening!
So, now
perfect
Piper is anxiously waiting outside my door, and I'm trying to force myself to go downstairs to answer it. I have to meet her sooner or later; after all, we're going to be spending half of the summer together filming this stupid reality treasure-hunting show that I'm
still
freaking out about. Hopefully when the show is over she'll disappear again, Gabby will find something new to obsess over, A.J. will snap out of his weirdness, and I'll never have to worry about this girl again.
I know ⦠I sound terrible, right? I've been envious before, but never one-hundred-percent, from-top-to-bottom jealous. Just so you know, I'm not proud of myself right now, not one bit. Jealousy is an
AWFUL
feeling and I don't recommend it.
I'm usually a pretty positive person, so maybe it's time I start thinking like one, right? Who cares if Piper is wonderful? She's only here for the summer and Gabby says she is dying to meet me; she actually used the word
dying
! That says something, doesn't it? It's possible that I'll like her, right? For all I know, we just might become bosom buddies, inseparable amigos, besties for life! Yes! I need to think positive. I can do that; I've done it a thousand times before.
I suck in my breath and pull open the door.
“Took you long enough!” Gabby bursts in, kicks off her shoes, and leaps up the stairs. “I would have let myself in, but you had the door locked, which is weird, 'cause you knew I was coming and I always let myself in. Why'd ya lock the door?”
“Where's Piper?” I ask, ignoring her question.
“Oh, hmmm ⦔ Gabby says, frowning. “I'm ⦠oh jeez ⦠I'm really sorry. I mean, I told her you were dying to meet her and ⦔
“You did what?” My forced smile disappears.
“I knew you wouldn't mind me saying that 'cause, I mean ⦠well ⦠she's Piper, and who wouldn't be dying to meet her?”
“Um ⦠sure,” I say, trying not to roll my eyes. “So, where is she?”
Gabby looks through the window and sighs. “Well, she was talking to A.J. about the show you guys are doing this summer, and she said they had lots more to discuss, and that I should come over here by myself ⦠without her.”
“Without her?” I raise an eyebrow. “So, she's not
really
dying
to meet me, then, is she?”
“Of course she is! It's just that she hasn't seen A.J. in so long and she said they needed some alone time.”
“Alone time? Seriously?”
“Yeah, I thought that was weird, 'cause I mean, after all, I
am
her best friend.”
“So, what did you say?”
“I told her how excited I was for her to meet you, but then she shushed me and told me to come over on my own.”
“Oh.”
“Yeah, I guess whatever they were talking about must have been
pretty important
. Don't you think?”
She wants me to agree with her? Well, that's not going to happen. There is no excuse for that girl not coming over here. It's just rude. Obviously she's not that excited to meet me.
She's probably over there kissing A.J. right now! Ew!
“Yeah, super important,” she repeats. “Like mega ⦔
I shrug, secretly wanting to run across the street, bang on the door, and give Piper a piece of my mind! Friends don't come any better than Gabby. She's sweet, she's funny, she's
freakishly
loyal, and she deserves way better than this!
Gabby stares back at me, wide-eyed.
Finally, I nod my head in agreement. “Um ⦠yeah, probably,” I say, managing a smile.
“If I wasn't already going to Paris this summer, I'd be super jealous of you guys,” Gabby blurts out, trying to change the subject, which is just fine with me.
“A whole summer in Paris ⦠le sigh â¦
I'm
actually super jealous of
you
,” I reply.
“Really?”
I pull a face. “Um, yeah! Gabby, you're going to Paris! The City of Light! With beautiful clothes, handsome boys, and ⦠the food! Who doesn't love French food?”
“I didn't know there was a difference.”
“Oh my gosh, Gabby! French bread, French toast, French fries! And think about how much fun you're going to have hanging out with your aunt in her pastry shop.” I'm picturing Gabby in this cute little black-and-white polka-dot apron, standing in the doorway of a pretty little pastry shop, with a pink-and-cream-striped canopy, on a quaint little cobblestone street in Paris.