âSo you did. But read my lips, Mr Bell. I didn't know any girl called Astrid when you first came here, and I haven't made the acquaintance of any girl called Astrid in the meantime. All right. So somebody's broken Astrid's nose. I sympathize, I really do, whoever Astrid may be. But you'll have to go looking for somebody else to threaten, because it wasn't me.'
Frank pulled the .38 out of his inside pocket. The hammer got caught on the lining, which tore. He pointed the gun at Charles Lasser's face and cocked it.
âChrist Almighty,' said Charles Lasser.
âYes,' said Frank. âChrist Almighty. May Christ Almighty forgive you for what you've done, for all of the innocent people you've killed, and for beating up on Astrid just for your own enjoyment. You're a sick man, Mr Lasser. You murdered my son, you murdered my friends, you murdered women and children who hadn't even begun to live out their lives.'
âKim Cu'c,' said Charles Lasser, without taking his eyes off the muzzle of Frank's revolver. âCall security.'
âPolice, too, Mr Lasser?'
âAre you deaf or something? I said call
security
. No police. Impress that on security, too â no police.'
âWhat, are you scared?' Frank asked him, even though his own hands were shaking and he found it difficult to keep it aimed at Charles Lasser's head.
âI'm not scared of anything, Mr Bell. Never have been, and never will be.'
âThat's because you've never had to face up to someone your own size.'
âSo what are you going to do? Shoot me? Then what? You'll spend fifteen years on death row and then they'll give you a lethal injection.'
âNot if I don't kill you. Not if I simply shoot your balls off.' With that, Frank slowly lowered the gun and pointed it between Charles Lasser's legs.
Charles Lasser took a deep breath. âI'm telling you . . . I don't know a girl called Astrid. I haven't hurt
any
girl called
anything
.'
âWell, you're a pretty convincing liar, I'll give you that. Kim Cu'c, don't you go for that door! First of all we have to give your boss here a refresher course in “Girls I Have Busted the Noses of.” Maybe you don't know Astrid by that name, Mr Lasser, but she came to see you today and you beat her very, very badly â the worst I've ever seen any woman beaten, not that I've seen very many. She's five feet four, brunette with pale blue eyes. She has a pattern of moles across her chest like Andromeda and she always wears an emerald ring. Now, does that jog any memories? It was only this afternoon when you busted her nose, after all.'
Charles Lasser's mouth opened, very slowly, and then closed again. âYou . . .' he began, but then he had to take two deep breaths to compose himself. âWho the
fuck
have you been talking to?'
âI haven't been talking to anybody. I saw Astrid for myself.'
âAstrid? Is that what she says her name is?'
âThen you
do
know her?'
Charles Lasser didn't answer. His breathing was becoming increasingly labored, and he was almost chewing his breath with his perfect yellow teeth. Frank didn't really know what to do â whether to shoot him in the head or shoot him in the balls or whether to turn around and leave him gasping. He seemed to have struck him harder by describing what Astrid looked like than he could ever have done with a .38 bullet.
âI want your assurance,' said Frank, growing bolder.
âWhat?'
âHere and now, I want you to give me your assurance that you'll never see Astrid again.'
Charles Lasser shook his head in apparent disbelief. âMy
assurance
? How can I give my assurance?'
âIt's simple. I count to five. If by the time I count to five you say “I promise that I'll never see Astrid again,” I put the gun away and I leave. If you don't, I blow your balls off.'
âYou're pathetic,' said Charles Lasser. âDo you know that, Mr Bell? You're completely and utterly sad. You don't even know what the fuck you're asking me to do, do you?'
Frank was confused. âI'm telling you to leave her alone, that's all! Is that so difficult to understand?'
Charles Lasser started to laugh â the loud, desperate laughter of somebody who finds the world so ridiculous that he can't think what else to do. âI don't know where you belong, Mr Bell. I think you're too crazy even for a nuthouse.' Then abruptly he stopped laughing. âYou're not going to kill me, though, are you? You're not even going to shoot my balls off. Let me tell you this, Mr Bell: any man who walks into my office with a gun and threatens me with it, he'd better fucking use it or else he's going to pay.'
âI don't need a gun,' Frank retorted. âAll I have to do is tell the media about you and Astrid.'
âTell them what? The cops have interviewed me already. I don't know any Astrid.'
âBut you know a girl with an emerald ring and a pattern of moles like Andromeda.'
Without any warning at all, Charles Lasser got off the edge of his desk, took two steps toward Frank, and whacked at his wrist with his golf club. The gun flew out of his hand and tumbled on to the carpet. Frank turned around, and as he did so, Charles Lasser whacked him again, right across the side of his head.
At first he couldn't open his eyes. He had a cracking headache, worse than any headache he had ever experienced before. He felt as if his skull was actually split open, just above the bridge of his nose.
Eventually he managed to open his left eye. He was lying in the back of a panel van, with a corrugated aluminum floor, between stacks of khaki boxes and cheap gray removers' blankets. The van's roof was made of amber-tinted fiberglass, through which he could make out a dark shadow and a narrow band of sunlight, as if it were parked in a garage, or under a bridge. He struggled to sit up and realized that his wrists were tightly tied up behind him, and his ankles, too. His right eyelid felt like it was glued together, and he could feel a map of sticky blood all over his face.
âJesus,' he said. The pain in his head was almost unbearable. He thought of rolling over on to his side, but he was afraid that it would hurt too much. Instead he tried to concentrate on who he was and what he was doing here. âFrank Bell,' he croaked, after a while. And when he said that, he remembered Charles Lasser hitting his wrist, but that was all.
He had no idea how long he had been lying here. It was obviously daylight, but it could have been the following morning. He felt stomach-empty sick, but he hadn't eaten anything before he had gone to see Charles Lasser, and the blow to his head could be making him feel nauseous. That, and the oily chemical smell that permeated the back of the van.
He managed to lift up his head a couple of inches. Not only was he tied up, hand and foot, but he was wearing a thick blue canvas vest. Raising his chin a little more, he could see that the vest had deep pockets in it, and that the pockets were filled with putty-colored blocks that looked like Play-Doh.
He let his head drop back. He was all dressed up like a suicide bomber.
About five minutes later, he lifted up his head again. It was gloomy in the back of the van, but there was enough light for him to be able to read the stenciled words on the side of the khaki boxes. IMI â Handle With Care. It didn't take an explosives expert to work out that there were enough demolition blocks in here to bring down a sizeable building.
âHey!' he shouted.
He waited, but there was no answer. âHey!' he shouted again, and kicked his heels on the floor.
Still no answer. âGet me out of here! Do you hear me? Get me the hell out of here! The cops are going to come looking for me! Do you hear me? I told the cops where I was going!'
He listened and listened. He could faintly hear traffic, and the sound of an airplane. He lowered his head again. He could only imagine what Charles Lasser had planned for him. This van was probably going to be used for Dar Tariki Tariqat's next attack on the entertainment industry, and when it blew up, he was going to be inside it, dressed like a martyr. If there was enough left of him for the crime scene team to identify, it was probably going to be assumed that he was a member of Dar Tariki Tariqat, too.
Why the hell hadn't he pulled the trigger when he'd had the chance? He had thought that he had been angry enough to kill Charles Lasser, after the way that he had beaten Astrid, but maybe the truth was that he would never be angry enough to kill anybody. He was a comedy writer. The worse things got, the funnier they were. He couldn't even stop himself from thinking what his friends would say, when he was blown to smithereens. âThat was Frank all over.'
He waited and waited and gradually the throbbing in his head began to subside, although his wrists and ankles were tied too tightly and they began to feel cold and numb. He wondered if Astrid had seen a doctor at the Sisters of Jerusalem. He wondered if she was wondering where he was. He wondered if
anybody
was wondering where he was.
He thought about Dusty and Henry, in
Pigs
, about writing a story in which Dusty thought that Henry was kidnapped, except that he wasn't really kidnapped, he was hiding because Dusty had called him âthe stupidest thing since a single sock-suspender.'
He thought about
The Process
, and the susurration of the desert sand. You may never pass this way again in a lifetime. You have crossed the street, my friend, and you can never go back.
Maybe an hour later, he heard voices outside. He thought about shouting out but then decided against it. The voices went away.
He might have slept for another half-hour, although he wasn't sure. Suddenly he felt somebody shaking his shoulder.
â
Wake up!
'
He opened his eyes. It was Danny. He looked pale and worried and his hair was sticking up at the back, like it used to do when he first woke up in the morning. He was still wearing his funeral suit.
âDanny?'
âWake up, we haven't got much time!'
âAm I dreaming this?' Frank asked him.
âNo . . . turn over.'
âWhat?'
âTurn over, on to your front.'
Frank hesitated. He couldn't decide if he was dreaming this or not. But Danny had saved him back at the Sunset Marquis, hadn't he? And what had Nevile said, that spirits always stay close to the family they love? He rolled over, grunting with pain.
âKeep very, very still,' said Danny. âI'm going to untie your knots, but it's very difficult.'
Frank's face was pressed against one of the corrugations in the floor, and he had an agonizing pain in the small of his back. He was trembling, but he managed to keep still while Danny tried to untie him.
Danny said, âIt's trying to
move
things, that's what I'm not very good at. I can touch things, but I can't really feel them.'
Over twenty minutes went past. Frank couldn't feel Danny's fingers at all, only coldness, like a soft icy draft blowing through the crack in a window, in winter. But he could feel the cords that tied his wrists, and millimeter by millimeter they were working loose.
âDanny, even if you can't do this, I want to thank you for trying.'
âI can do it, Daddy. Just keep still.'
âYou know how much I love you, don't you? You know that I never meant to hurt you?'
âI know.'
The cord jerked looser, and then suddenly the knot unraveled and Frank's hands were free. He rolled around again, on to his back, and managed to sit up. Danny was kneeling next to him, smiling.
âYou're something, you know that? You're really something.'
âI'm always close by, Daddy. I can't let anybody hurt you.'
Frank shook his head. âI was the one who was always supposed to look after
you
.'
âIt doesn't matter,' said Danny. âIn proper families, everybody looks after everybody else.'
âDanny,' said Frank, and his eyes filled up with tears. He reached out to hold him close but Danny folded up and disappeared, as if he were as insubstantial as a silk scarf. Frank sat still for a few minutes, rubbing the circulation back into his wrists. Then he leaned forward and started untying his ankles.
Another two hours passed in silence. Then suddenly there was a loud bang and the back doors of the panel van were unlocked. Somebody said, âHere you go, sir. Step up on this.' The van was shaken from side to side, and then the door was closed.
Frank looked up. Charles Lasser was standing amongst the boxes, looking down at him. He was wearing a baggy suit of natural-colored linen, with a large green handkerchief crammed into the breast pocket.
âYou're awake, then, Mr Bell?' he said in a voice as rich as fruitcake.
Frank didn't answer.
âI guess you're interested to know how long you've been here. Well, I can tell you. Almost fifteen hours. The time is twenty minutes before noon.'
âThe cops know that I came looking for you,' said Frank.
âNo, they don't. Nobody knows that you came looking for me.'
âAstrid knows.'
âHow many times? There
is
no Astrid.'
âOh, really? So what was it that upset you so much when I described her?'
Charles Lasser smoothed his hand through his hair, again and again, as if to reassure himself that his head was still there. âI wanted to ask you about that, Mr Bell. Where did you see this girl, and when?'
âI met her after you bombed The Cedars. My son was killed that day. She helped me to get through it.'