KATE GOSSELIN: HOW SHE FOOLED THE WORLD - THE RISE AND FALL OF A REALITY TV QUEEN (111 page)

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PERSONAL GRIFTING

 

xxxxx @Kateplusmy8 Hey K8, I’m being a pest tonite, sorry. If I wnted to snd smthing-what addr.?? Could snd to hme addr, but not sur y’d wnt that

 

email me through my website…:)

 

xxxxx @Kateplusmy8 Do you have any other books out apart from Multiple Blessings and Eight Little Faces?? Read them in one day loved the
m

 

yes! My very favorite and most recent ‘I Just Want You to Know’ can get it here:
http://t.co/jP1YBjpK

 

Now if Kate really gave a crap about her Twitter fans, like she claims to, and if Kate was really interested in helping people save money, like she preached on her
couponcabin.com
blog, then why would she direct her fans to purchase her book from the Zondervan website for the full retail price of $22.99 plus tax, shipping and handling? Maybe it’s because Kate is not at all interested in helping her fans save money when that money could be hers. She still gets a percentage of book sales from Zondervan’s site, so that is where she will send them.

A simple search of the internet shows that Kate’s book,
I Just Want You To Know
, can be purchased through
Amazon.com
, the most popular site on Earth to make purchases, for $0.01, plus shipping and handling. It is also available in pretty much all dollar stores and discount book stores for the same price or lower. So why not tell her fans that?

Why, indeed. The answer is obvious. In its simplest, purest form, it all boils down to everything that Kate is about: money. If you buy her book at her former publisher’s website for full retail price, she will earn more royalties from the sale.

 

 

BIRTHDAY GRIFTING

 

Kate always preemptively tweets hints to her fans about upcoming birthdays, sometimes weeks in advance, to give her fans plenty of time to go shopping and send gifts to her or her kids. She knows that most of her fans that send her presents and gift cards are teenage girls and stay-at-home moms with limited incomes, yet she does absolutely nothing to discourage them. She has never asked anyone to please donate items or gift cards to others who are truly in need instead. In 2011, Kate started tweeting hints about the twins’ upcoming birthday a full two weeks ahead of the big day.

 

Getting ready for 2 very loved kids’ birthdays… They have everything all planned out and so do I :) Can’t wait to help them celebrate 11!

 

xxxxx @Kateplusmy8 Hey MamaG! I still need to know what I should get M&C. Im getting a few things for them for a late birthday present.. lol(:

 

aww sweet. If u want 2, anything thrills them, really and truly. Very grateful girls,even a card will make them happy!:)thx!

 

xxxxx @Kateplusmy8 What color is your and your kids favorites? I like to knit socks and mittens in their favorite colors if you like ? :)

 

oh great! Thanks!Email me and I’ll answer! :)

 

xxxxx @Kateplusmy8 KATE- I want to send u a package for u and the kids……where do I address it to?!?!? I hope u rspond. <3 u!!!!!!

 

email me at my website…and I’ll tell you :) thanks

 

xxxxx @Kateplusmy8 I thought Icoudnt go wrong getting u something frm 1 of ur fav stores! I loved”shopping for u!”I’ll have to do it again soon;)

 

got it. Love it. SO thoughtful and kind of you and your book will go in the mail tomorrow! When were u in paris, lucky
girl?

 

xxxxx @Kateplusmy8 Hi- how do we send gifts w/o ur address? I would love to send a surprise!

 

aww lol. Ask @BarbGilmer for my address. She will give it to you! So sweet of you. :) thx! U guys make me smile- thanks for that!

 

xxxxx @Kateplusmy8 I was wondering if you have got the gift yet. For your B-Day If not soon it might go out of date+we wouldn't want that! X ;)

 

YES! You naughty girl! Lol I'm going to eat some chocolate right now! Thank you! Yum!!It's been a chocolate needing day here!

 

omg! Delicious can't even describe this Cadbury 'bubbly' choc!It's dangerous..I'm giving it2my kids-they can eat it b4 I do!

 

Kate has often talked about eating, and allowing her children to eat, candy and food sent to her by complete strangers. It doesn’t matter how many times she has tweeted these people, they are still strangers she knows nothing about. Kate is always talking about how she must have security with her because it is important for her safety, but she is oblivious to where the real threats are likely to come from.

Kate receives these gifts but very often doesn’t acknowledge them or even take the time to tweet a personal “thank you” to the gift giver. Here, after not hearing a peep from Kate, one of her young fans is forced to ask Kate if she received the presents she sent:

 

xxxxx @Kateplusmy8 Um it had some English chocolate a message two cards two bracelets… I sent it 3-4 weeks ago :) thnks for replying ur the bestx

 

I’ll keep eyes peeled…

 

And if the gift givers are really lucky, they will see a mass thank you tweet like this:

 

Dear every1 who sent M&C bday cards/gifts(if I missed u personally): none were necessary,all appreciated&each made us all smile! Thanku XO

 

Kate Gosselin is a multi-millionaire. To this day, she is still hinting for and accepting gifts from fans via Twitter.

 

Do yourself a favor and block those idiots… I’m not asking for gifts??! It’s a haters ploy!

–  Kate Gosselin

2.28.12 on Twitter

 

 

CORPORATE GRIFTING

 

Kate is an equal opportunity grifter. She will grift from her lowly little fans and from small and large corporations alike. Here she is putting the word out to her fans in Australia and New Zealand that she could really use some Nutrigrain cereal:

 

...sadly,this am, we opened our LAST box of Nutrigrain cereal that we brought back from Aus/NZ...a sad day here!:(Wish we had it in the US!

 

For most people and families, a “sad day” is when the power gets turned off because they cannot afford to pay the bill and your family has to spend two days living in the dark. A sad day for Kate is running out of her special cereal from an exotic FREE vacation.

Here she is singing the praises of Bell & Evans chicken.

 

…it’s chicken(200 lbs of it!)food saving day! Thx @bell&evans chicken outlet4great prices&2my food saver 2! ..sorry, pic won’t load :(

 

http://t.co/4QwhsVH2
…the final case of chicken..I’m food saving it now and then I’m done! Wow! What a job! @bell&evans @foodsaver

 

In case you missed that little Kate trick/lie, here it is in slow motion. Kate told us about her 200 lbs of chicken that she bought/got from Bell & Evans. She took a picture of it all, but oddly enough, she said the picture wouldn’t load
:(
. Kate did manage to successfully load a picture of only one 20-lb box of chicken. It’s a shame we didn’t get to see the other nine boxes. I’m sure she had them. Kate would never lie about something to make it look like she had to work harder than she actually did.

 

http://t.co/9ADT4tOT
These were for dinner! They r new & we tested them courtesy of @bell&evans w/ sw pot fries& baked beans! Huge hit!

 

Kate included the @bell&evans in her tweet, but Bell & Evans isn’t even on Twitter. Kate should do her homework to make sure her target will see her tweets before grifting for free products.

 

 

K8ty Keurig!

 

Thanks to a sharp-eyed poster at
realitytvkids.com
for noticing Kate responding to Keurig. And abracadabra…it appears to have worked for Katie.

 

xxxxx @Kateplusmy8 Keurig Did you know that the new Vue brewer allows you to brew bigger? Enjoy up to an 18 oz. travel mug of your beverage of choice. #KeurigVue

 

@Keurig WOW! Sounds like my kind of coffee maker :) good job, keurig! It’s 1 reason I love you so much! :)

 

xxxxx @Kateplusmy8 GM K8ty Keurig! Rainy here and was dragging but feeling more awake now after my run! Have a good one!

 

aww I smiled again at my new name—K8ty Keurig! That is SO me today on this dark day! Need Xtra coffee! Yum! @Keurig

 

…still thanking @Keurig and now @coffeemate and @Starbucks too for taking care of a caffeine needing mom of 8’s needs! Thanks all! Xoxo

 

xxxxx @Kateplusmy8 Lazy Katie did it again. She’s Tweeting to @coffeemate when the Coffee-Mate brand Twitter name is actually @Coffee_mate. It took me all of five seconds Kate to look it up on my iPhone, just like the one that you have.

 

 

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