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Authors: Corey Andrew,Kathleen Madigan,Jimmy Valentine,Kevin Duncan,Joe Anders,Dave Kirk

Laugh Lines: Conversations With Comedians

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Laugh Lines


Corey Andrew











Laugh Lines: Conversations with Comedians


Copyright © 2011 Corey Andrew


All rights reserved. Except for brief quotations in critical articles or reviews, no part of the book may be reproduced in any manner without prior written permission of the publisher.


ISBN: 978-0-578-09024-5


Illustrations by Joe Anders: Front cover (Lily Tomlin, Phyllis Diller, Don Rickles & the author), Dan Aykroyd, Jeff Foxworthy, Lisa Lampanelli, Dame Edna, “Weird Al” Yankovic, Carrot Top & Howie Mandel

Illustrations by Kevin Duncan: Lily Tomlin, Kids in the Hall, Broken Lizard, Tim Conway, Vicki Lawrence, Larry the Cable Guy, Eric Idle, Stella, Paula Poundstone, Judd Apatow, Judy Tenuta, Seth MacFarlane, Bobcat Goldthwait, Phyllis Diller, Jeff Dunham, Cheech Marin, Kathy Griffin, & Lewis Black

Illustration by Dave Kirk: Bob Odenkirk & David Cross

Illustrations by Jimmy Valentine: Jim Gaffigan, Dane Cook, David Sedaris, Thomas Lennon, Mo’Nique, Paul Mooney, Andy Dick, Rudy Ray Moore, Nick Swardson, Mitch Hedberg & Chris Elliott


I’ve been having chats about comedy with Kathleen Madigan for the last decade and a half—since I was a journalism student at Southern Illinois University, also her alma mater. I asked Kathleen to share her thoughts on a necessary evil in a stand-up comic’s world—being interviewed by members of the media (and why she doesn’t mind
bending her ear so much).—Corey


I think a lot of them are lazy. They don’t do their homework beforehand. They don’t think of good questions.


I have to be polite. I have to be nice. It’s amazing to me. I’ll be speaking to someone from a major newspaper, who goes, ‘Um, why did you get into comedy?’ That has been answered 150 times on my Web site. Internally, I get pissed. I went to journalism school. ‘I know what you were supposed to do, motherfucker, and you didn’t do it! Now I’m gonna have to sit here and repeat everything that was available to you an hour ago.’


I can’t even imagine. Even when I was in journalism school, tired and hung over, I would not have gone in ill-prepared into something, because I would have thought I could fuck myself.


Now, the pay is crap. I can understand. Why would you want to work that hard for shit money? I get it. Back then, I was talking to major newspapers and radio stations and they still weren’t asking good questions.


I appreciate the amount of knowledge you have about comedy. I say ‘
Ron White’
to you; you already know who that is. I say that to other reporters; ‘Is that one of them
Blue Collar
guys?’ I’m not expecting everybody to know everybody, but it’s nice to talk to you, because you have knowledge of stand-up comedy, of the people involved, of what’s going on in the field.


Your questions are different and more thought out. It’s like when I’m on the road. I can write you out the top hack 50 questions. It doesn’t go deep. It always stays way superficial.


Your questions make me think. Their questions make me want to shove my head through a wall.”


Kathleen Madigan, 2011


Looking back, meeting a Python, a Not Ready for Prime-Time Player, half the cast of Carol Burnett and the Kids in the Hall seems a bit surreal.


My love for comedy was introduced and heavily influenced by my father, who would let me stay up waaaaaaay after bedtime for early tastes of “Saturday Night Live” and “The Three Stooges.”


One of my most vivid memories of him was my waking up bleary-eyed and walking to the living room to listen to him sing-a-long with Moe, Larry and Curly to “The Alphabet Song,” while enjoying a deep dish of ice cream topped with peanuts, cookies and a spoonful of frozen, crunchy peanut butter.


Remember the song? “B-A-bay, B-E-bee, B-I-bicky-bi, B-O bo, bicky-bi bo, B-U bu, bicky bi bo bu.”


HBO in the ’80s was a great place for a comedy-loving kid like me to find stand-up—even if I didn’t fully understand all the jokes. I loved Rodney Dangerfield’s young comedians’ specials and dreamed of one day being in front of a brick wall with a microphone.


I interviewed these comedians over the past 15 years, beginning when I was a budding journalist in college. My friends, James Hallar and Scott Kastrup, got a kick out of meeting Rudy Ray Moore and his entourage while we were all still pups in school.


Everyone included here were people I wanted to speak to, peel their brains a little and find out more about. I am an admirer of all contained herein because making people laugh is one of the greatest things in the world.


I’ve only included the excerpts of the interviews that I think are insightful or amusing, which is why some are shorter—or much longer—than others.


I hope you enjoy getting to know the 50 or so humorists in “Laugh Lines.”


Best, Corey Andrew


This book is dedicated to my future husband, Kendall, for his patience and love (especially during the editing process). Our babies also deserve thanks, as they snuggled on the couch with me as it was being put together. I love you, Zuni, Phoebe, Tootie and Mr. Bernie.

Thank you

To my wonderful friend, artist Joe Anders, who created a hilarious and eye-catching cover for this book, I owe an enormous amount of gratitude. He also drew some hysterical caricatures within. Love that Aykroyd.


Here’s to Kevin Duncan, an amazing artist I had the privilege of collaborating with during my professional career as a newsman, and once again for this book. So many of these pieces made me laugh out loud—and almost tinkle a little.


Thanks also go to Jimmy Valentine, who I’ve not had the pleasure of meeting in person yet. He used my interviews to create some hysterical caricatures of the comics within. That Mitch is priceless.


I’d also like to thank Dave Kirk, a new friend, who did a charming black and white portrait of Bob and David.


Gentlemen, I hope the words contained in this book do justice to the fine drawings within.


A special tip of the Kangol to Katy. She knows why.





Thank you

Lily Tomlin

Dan Aykroyd

Kids in the Hall—Dave Foley

Kids in the Hall—Mark McKinney

Kids in the Hall—Scott Thompson

Jim Gaffigan

Kathleen Madigan

Broken Lizard

Dane Cook

Don Rickles

Lisa Lampanelli

Tim Conway

Vicki Lawrence

Ron White

Jeff Foxworthy

Larry the Cable Guy

Dame Edna

David Sedaris

Stephen Colbert & Paul Dinello

Amy Sedaris

David Alan Grier

Eric Idle

Stella: David Wain, Michael Ian Black & Michael Showalter

David Wain

Thomas Lennon

Paula Poundstone

Judd Apatow

Bruce Vilanch


Weird Al” Yankovic

Judy Tenuta

Seth MacFarlane

Roseanne Barr

Paul Mooney

Bobcat Goldthwait

Alison Arngrim

Andy Dick

Jonny McGovern

Phyllis Diller

Bob Odenkirk & David Cross

Jeff Dunham

Rudy Ray Moore

Margaret Cho

Nick Swardson

Robert Schimmel

Cheech Marin

Carrot Top

Leslie Jordan

Kathy Griffin

Mitch Hedberg

Lewis Black

Dave Attell

Howie Mandel

Dave Barry

Chris Elliott

5 minutes in a limo with George Carlin

About the author


Lily Tomlin


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