Authors: Catherine Aird
âI may not be an accountant, Sloan,' said the superintendent dangerously, âbut I am not a fool. Surely that sort of money would show up in the figures?'
Detective Inspector Sloan sighed. âI'm afraid, sir, that the figures for the Lake Ryrie Reserve were wrong. And it was when they showed up wrong that the trouble began.'
âAnd that's what the girl spotted?'
Sloan nodded sadly. âI expect she thought it was just a simple clerical error so she made the mistake of telephoning Howard Air to check.'
âAnd wrote her own death warrant by doing so?'
âI'm afraid so. The telephonist at Pearson, Worrow and Gisby had noted the call, though.'
âAnd all Air had to do in response to Jill Carter's query was agree with her that there had been a mistake?'
âI'm sure that's what he did in the first place. Probably laughed it off and blamed the typist.'
âAnd whom should he have blamed?' Leeyes never ever for one moment took his eye off the ball.
âThe accident to the senior audit clerk at the accountants, David Barton. That was what started it all. He was the one there who Howard Air was in cahoots with. Not the partners.'
âThe man who's still unconscious?'
âHim. It was that and the fact that Wayne Goddard went to look at Whimbrel House on Tuesday with Sid Wetherspoon that really sent the balloon up.'
âAh.'
âWe don't know for certain but I imagine that Goddard, who was a drug pusher in a very small way, recognized all the signsâ¦'
âAnd smells. Don't forget that some drugs smell, Sloan.'
âAnd then made the mistake of telling someone higher up the drug chain that he now knew where their distribution was done from.'
âNot very clever.'
âHe wasn't. But someone was. Very.'
âSo both the people who knew anything were killed then?'
âYes, sir. We think the girl was abducted in the pub car park as she left â Nigel Worrow stayed on a bit and didn't see the going of her â and that she was killed at Whimbrel House.'
âShe would have accepted the offer of a lift home from the Ornum Arms car park from Howard Air,' agreed Leeyes sagely. âOnly natural.'
âSo her body was at Whimbrel House, which they were going to have to stop using pretty soon anyway.' Sloan attempted to continue his narration.
âBecause Wayne Goddard knew about it?'
âThat's one reason,' said Sloan.
âEveryone would know Goddard wasn't reliable,' pointed out Leeyes. âStood out a mile. I can see that he would have to go.'
âThere was another reason,' said Sloan, explaining that sooner or later Peter Caversham would have to be accepted as the legal owner of Whimbrel House. âAnd he would be even less reliable,' said Sloan. âHe's a total wreck, but that wouldn't have stopped him inheriting the settled estate.'
âFrom what you say about him, Sloan, the drug people would have known that themselves.'
âYes, sir. Getting Jill Carter's body out of the house in the mummy case was a good way of starting a fresh hare as well.'
âWhen in doubt,' declared Superintendent Leeyes, a long-term veteran of the Berebury Town Council's Watch Committee, âconfuse the issue.'
âStirring up the coroner did that, too,' said Sloan. âQueered the pitch nicely by making us suspect Marcus Fixby-Smith, among other things, but the real reason was so that Howard Air would know how the investigation was going. Don't forget he was Chairman of the Museum Committee.'
âI wonder if Locombe-Stableford's taking drugs,' said Leeyes thoughtfully. âYou never know these days, do you?'
Sloan hurried into speech. âThis man Barton, sir, from the accountantsâ¦'
âAh, yes. Where does he come in?'
âHe prepared the Lake Ryrie figures for Jim Pearson to sign.'
âI thought you said they didn't amount to much.'
âThey didn't on the accounts Jim Pearson signed off.'
âBut?'
âBut the accounts that went to the Calleshire County Bank to authorize sending the money out to Lasserta had three zeros restored to the top of the column.'
âThree zeros.' The superintendent raised a podgy hand. âDon't tell me, Sloan. Let me guess. Standing for thousands, I take it?'
âThat's right, sir. Jim Pearson didn't expect to find them on his copy and they weren't there. The bank did and the thousands sign was at the top of the columns on the copy that went there. The bank, you see, had reason to know that Howard Air was both rich and generous.'
âThat should have alerted them,' said Leeyes unfairly. âIt's not a combination you often see.'
âNo, sir.'
âSimple, when you come to think of it.'
âWell, it's one way to launder more than three-quarters of a million pounds each year,' said Sloan sedately.
âNo wonder he could afford to try to bribe you, Sloan.'
âPeanuts to him, sir.' He took a breath. âBut I should have spotted that Air was up to mischief myself earlier: there was no call for him to have been at the accountants' yesterday when we got there.'
âThat's not evidence.'
âAnd, sir, I should have picked up that he was coughing a lot then.' The hospital had told him that earlier diagnosis probably wouldn't make any difference to the dolorous outcome of Howard Air's chest illness. âI didn't thinkâ¦'
âCoughing? What on earth are you talking about, Sloan?'
âHoward Air was ill in bed when we got to his house, sir.'
âNothing trivial, I hope?'
âVery serious indeed, sir, the hospital say. He's caught anthrax from handling the mummy. The pulmonary variety. It's like pneumonia, only worse. Dr Dabbe says the disease is always on the cards if you don't take the proper precautions when handling the contents of a mummy case.'
âThe curse of the Pharaohs, Sloan.' The superintendent didn't sound unduly regretful.
Detective Inspector Sloan, still smarting at the insult of attempted bribery, said, âI rather like to think of it as the long arm of justice myself, sir.'
*Â Â Â *Â Â Â *
âAnother way, Crosby, in which Howard Air was able to convert cash into an asset,' said Sloan, âwas by buying the Kirk sisters' nephew's endowment insurance policy from him.'
âI don't get it, sir.' The detective constable's brow clouded over.
âIt's known as a viatical settlement,' said Sloan, fresh from a tutorial from a mightily relieved Jim Pearson. âAnd it's quite legal.'
âCome again, sir.'
âWhen Derek died, all that Howard Air had to do as the last owner of the policy was to send Derek's death certificate to the insurance company and sit back and wait for a large cheque to come through.'
âNice work, if you can get it,' said Crosby.
âOf clean money,' underlined Sloan. The superintendent had cottoned on to this more quickly than Crosby had but Sloan was still feeling benevolent towards the detective constable.
âSmelling of roses, I shouldn't be surprised,' said Crosby. âLike his aunts. They didn't have a clue that the heroin was parked at their sanctuary when it came ashore.'
âThe dogs that did bark in the night,' said Sloan. âMind you, Pearson and Worrow guessed that was what Derek had done, although they didn't know who had bought the policy.'
âCatch them shopping a clientâ¦'
âAll the same, the accountants should have told the proper authorities they suspected something,' said Sloan righteously. âSo we'd better let Colin Thornhill go now, hadn't we, sir? Before he sues us for wrongful arrestâ¦'
*Â Â Â *Â Â Â *
âThis is Berebury District General Hospital. Is Detective Inspector Sloan available to take a call?' said a woman's voice.
âSpeaking,' said Sloan, suppressing a yawn brought about by an unhealthy combination of tiredness and hunger.
âThat you, Sloan?' said another voice. âDabbe here. Just reporting on that post-mortem.'
âWhich one?' enquired Detective Inspector Sloan. There had, after all, been rather a lot of them this week in which the police had had more than a passing interest.
âRodoheptah. We had to put him on the back burner when the Goddard body came in.'
Sloan could have wished for a happier metaphor, but he held his peace.
âWe've just got him down as Rodoheptah. Is that right? We don't have a Christian name.'
âHe wasn't Christian.' Offhand, Sloan couldn't think of whom or what Rodoheptah would have worshipped: Ra, the sun god, most probably. Or had it been Osiris, ruler of the hereafter?
âSorry, I was forgetting. Anyway,' the doctor airily dismissed theism and went back to his own subject, âthe post-mortem examination was very interesting. These palaeopathologists certainly know their stuff.'
Sloan said he was glad to hear it.
âOf course, with a truly mummified body there is quite a lot of material preserved that is lost in the ordinary way.'
Sloan wasn't at all sure that he wanted to think about the ordinary way. Certainly not as applied to Jill Carter, innocent victim, and Wayne Goddard, not so innocent victim but still not deserving of an early death. Or Peter Caversham, as good as half dead.
âAll of which means,' continued the pathologist, âthat Professor Miles Upton and I have been able to identify the probable cause of his death.'
âReally, doctor?' Sloan pulled his notebook towards him and tried to take a proper interest in the year 2000
BC
or thereabouts.
âSand.'
âSand?'
âAnd the dry dusty climate. Sandstorms would have been a great trouble to him. Difficult to get away from it, there.'
âI can see that, doctor, butâ¦'
âLeading in the case of this mummy to sand pneumoconiosis. Professor Upton found massive fibrosis of the lungs, which I was able to confirm endoscopically. And we've just had the histology report back.'
It was a disease of the lung that was going to kill Howard Air, too, thought Detective Inspector Sloan as he made another note. Pollution of one sort or another was an older problem than he had imagined, then. Murder, on the other hand, wasn't. The ancient Egyptians had always experienced murder â and worse, much worse.
âSand was ever their great difficulty out there,' the pathologist was saying. âThey couldn't prevent it getting into their food as well as their lungs and the grit ground their teeth down.'
âWhich must have made eating difficult,' said Sloan, conscious that he himself was in real need of food now.
âVery.'
âSo the coroner can have his post-mortem report after all,' mused Sloan. And, although he didn't say so, the superintendent his Sunday morning's round of golf.
âOn an adult male, aged about thirty, date of death unknown,' said the pathologist.
âIsn't science wonderful?' murmured Sloan, deciding that perhaps they would have their kitchen floor covering renewed. It was, after all, important to keep matters in proportion â¦
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First U.S. Edition: April 2001
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