Authors: Cecelia Ahern
Buttercup:
Same
with
me.
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Buttercup:
SingleSam:
LonelyLady:
Cecelia
Ahern
Oh
who
are
we
kidding?
It’s
awful;
this
is
the
worst
Christ-
mas
I’ve
ever
had.
Me
too.
Me
too.
Me
too.
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Julie
Casey
Rosie
Fax
for
you
Don’t
want
to
disturb
you
while
you’re
so
“busy”
working
(how
is
Ruby?),
but
a
fax
just
arrived
in
my
office
a
few
minutes
ago.
It
wasn’t
addressed
to
you
but
on
reading
it
I
discovered
that
it
could
only
be
for
you
as
which
of
my
other
employees
would
give
out
my
fax
number
for
their
own
personal
use?
There’s
some
sort
of
childish
scribbled
note
on
the
top
of
the
article
and
having
a
bit
of
a
flashback
I
presumed
it
was
Alex
coming
back
from
the
past
to
haunt
me
and
ridicule
me
but
luckily
it’s
not.
I
think
I
can
just
about
make
out
a
“Form
Josh”
signed
at
the
bottom.
Come
into
my
office
and
col-
lect
it.
Oh
and
while
you’re
at
it,
divert
all
your
calls
to
my
office;
bring
two
cups
of
coffee
and
a
packet
of
cigarettes
in
with
you.
“SOCIAL
LIVES”
BY
ELOISE
PARKINSON
For
those
of
us
who
were
lucky
enough
to
attend
the
wedding
of
the
year
(or
surely,
at
least,
the
wedding
of
the
week)
we
have
lived
to
tell
the
tale
of
extravagance,
sophistication,
and
splendor
that
was
displayed
for
the
lucky
three
hundred
guests
of
Bethany
Williams
and
Dr.
Alex
Stewart.
No
expense
was
spared
at
the
wedding
ceremony
that
took
place
at
the
Memorial
Church
of
Harvard
University,
where
vibrant
displays
of
red
roses
and
red
candles
lined
the
aisle,
like
lights
illuminating
a
runway
for
the
exquisite
couple
to
take
off
to
their
future
life
of
happiness
together.
love,
rosie
319
Bethany,
34,
was
looking
flawlessly
stunning,
as
always,
in
an
elegant
white
one-piece
dress
designed
especially
for
her
by
the
famous
friend-of-the-
stars
(and
mine)
Jeremy
Durkin.
The
solid-boned
bodice
was
embellished
in
ten
thousand
pearls
(and
disguised
that
five-month
pregnancy
everybody
is
whispering
about).
The
ballerina-style
full
skirt,
made
up
of
layers
and
layers
of
soft
tulle,
swished
as
she
floated
up
the
aisle
on
the
arm
of
her
proud
prominent
father,
Dr.
Reginald
Williams.
Miranda
Williams
looked
every
bit
the
perfect
mother
of
the
bride
in
her
scarlet
red
Armani
trouser
suit
accompanied
by
her
fabulous
Philip
Tracey