Authors: Cecelia Ahern
He’s
OK;
he’s
on
the
school
football
team.
He’s
good.
You’ll
have
to
keep
an
eye
on
him
for
me,
won’t
you?
Absolutely!
Mum!
Now
he’ll
never
shut
up!
Did
you
have
sex
with
him?
Mum!
I’m
14!
I
see
14-year-old
girls
on
the
TV
who
are
pregnant
these
days.
Well
not
me!
Good.
Did
you
take
any
drugs?
Mum!
Stop!
Where
the
hell
would
I
get
drugs
from??!
love,
rosie
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Rosie:
Katie:
Rosie:
Katie:
Rosie:
Katie:
Toby:
Rosie:
Katie:
Rosie:
Katie:
Rosie:
Katie:
Ruby:
I
don’t
know,
well
you
see
14-year-old
pregnant
girls
on
TV
who
are
on
drugs
these
days.
Well
not
me!
Good.
Did
you
drink
alcohol?
Mum!
Toby’s
mum
drove
us
to
the
school
and
collected
us,
when
would
we
have
had
time
to
drink?
I
don’t
know.
You
see
drunken
pregnant
14-year-olds
who
are
on
drugs
on
the
TV
these
days.
Well
that’s
definitely
not
me!
What
TV
programs
are
you
watching?
Mainly
the
news.
Well
don’t
worry;
you’ve
lectured
me
enough
to
know
that
it’s
stu-
pid
to
do
all
of
those
things.
OK?
OK
but
remember
kisses
are
nice
but
that’s
as
far
as
it
should
go.
Ok?
Mum!
That’s
all
I
want!!
Good,
now
you
two
get
back
to
your
work.
I
expect
you
to
get
A’s
in
this
subject!
Well
we
won’t
if
you
keep
bothering
us!
So
what
are
you
going
to
do
for
the
next
two
months
now
that
the
kids
are
off
school?
You’re
so
lucky
getting
such
long
holidays.
Randy
Andy
told
me
I’d
used
up
all
my
holidays
already
which
is
ridiculous
because
all
those
days
were
supposed
to
be
sick
days.
He
said
there’s
no
way
someone
could
have
been
sick
for
65
days
of
the
working
year
and
still
be
alive.
Rosie:
Ruby:
Oh
no,
so
you
can’t
take
any
holidays?
I
can
now,
I
told
him
that
if
he’ll
give
me
two
weeks
off
that
I’d
mention
Randy
Andy’s
Paperclip
Company
when
Oprah
invites
me
on
her
TV
show
after
me
and
Gary
win
the
World
Salsa
Champi-
onship.
What
are
you
going
to
do?
Rosie:
I’m
not
too
sure.
Julie
mentioned
something
about
being
able
to
do
adult
courses
at
the
school.
She
says
I
should
take
a
course
in
hotel
management
like
I
always
wanted
to
do.
Like
it’s
that
simple.
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Ruby:
Cecelia
Ahern
Why
can’t
it
be
that
simple?
Look
Rosie,
you
don’t
know
until
you
try.
Ever
since
I
met
you
you’ve
been
going
on
about
working
in
a