Manhattan Mayhem (43 page)

“Writers think I invented the mystery genre.”

“Hell of an honor.”

“I suppose.”

“Suppose? They don’t call it a Herman or a Ralph or a—what was Hawthorne’s name.”

“Nathaniel.”

“They don’t call it a Nat. They call it an Edgar. How much dough is the prize?”

“No dough. Big honor, and you get a little statue of me. But I’ll never win one.”

“Why not?” said Stark, who tended to feel optimistic halfway into
a heist.

“Too perverse.”

“But genres come and go. You said so yourself. Sagas, gothics, bodice rippers. Perverse will come back, too.”

“I meant I’m personally perverse. I always write whatever I feel like writing. I never build on one thing. Which the winners tend to. The comedy guys do comedy, the hardboiled guys hardboiled, and they keep doing it over and over and over until someone notices. I’m all over the place—detective, science fiction, horror. Perverse.”

“Sounds more like feckless,” said Stark.

The ambulance crew and the cops trooped out of the club wheeling a gurney on which lay a bulbous shape covered with a sheet. A nurse was holding an oxygen mask to his face.
Cocaine,
thought Stark.
Some things never change. Cute girls, martinis, coke, mortgage trader, no gym.
“Okay, here we go. You up to this, Edgar?”

“I think so,” said Poe. “Can you give me any advice?”

“In quick, out fast.”

Stark parked the long black Lincoln precisely halfway up the block between Fifty-First and Fifty-Second. They walked the half block to the door of the strip club and skirted the line the bouncers had established behind a red velvet rope. The sharp-eyed doorman cracked a joke at their expense. “Yo, limo drivers! You forgot your limo.”

“Around the corner,” Stark said quietly, then he leaned in close so only the doorman could hear. “Our bosses are in there. The feds are coming for them. We’re supposed to get them out.”

“Oh, yeah? What’s their names?”

“Mine’s name is Smith.”

The doorman rounded on Poe. “What about yours?”

“Smith.”

The doorman cast a dubious look on his reservations book. “I got eighteen Smiths tonight.”

“We only want our two,” said Stark.

“Text ’em you’re here.”

Stark said, “Text them? On what? You think they carry cells?”

The doorman gave a small nod and several bouncers, big men, larger than the doorman even, gathered around. The doorman said, “Your problem ain’t our problem.”

“It’s about to be,” said Stark. “Just ’cause they don’t carry cells, don’t mean they don’t carry.”

“What?”

“I’ll paint a picture for you. In red. That’s going to be the color of your club when the shooting stops.”

“Nobody shoots at feds. Let the lawyers handle it and stop blocking my door.”

Stark took off his visored cap and said calmly, “Guys whose asses lawyers can’t save shoot at feds.”

The doorman spoke urgently into a shoulder mike, listened in his earpiece, spoke some more, and listened some more. Then he said to Stark, “I’m turning you over to the inside guys. Tell them your story. Do exactly what they tell you if don’t want your face broken. That goes for you too,” he said to Poe.

“We’ll be in quick and out fast,” Poe promised.

It looked like it might go just as well indoors, a huge room crowded with guys with their suit jackets draped over the back of their chairs and shapely naked women wearing high heels. They had arrived just in time for the March of the Ladies, where every woman in the joint formed a dancing line that snaked slowly about the room, accompanied by thundering music and flashing lights.

The head inside bouncer said, “I can’t let you go wandering around gawking at the customers. You’ll throw everybody off their game.”

“Is there someplace where we could look for them without bothering people?”

The bouncer snapped his fingers. “Right. Right. Good idea. Come on. We’ll scan the place. You can watch on the security monitors.”

“Let’s go,” said Stark. “The feds will be here any minute.”

“Got to clear it with the boss.” He spoke into his shoulder mike and listened to his earpiece. Stark remained expressionless. He was pleasantly surprised when the boss bought it.

Led, flanked, and followed by bouncers, Stark and Poe were hustled along the edge of the main room, up a back stairway to the second floor and down a hall toward an ordinary-looking door that swung open as they approached. Stark was thinking that security was pretty light up here. The head bouncer ushered them into an office that had a wall of video monitors. In one corner stood an enormous funnel.

The music from below shook the floor. Women wearing not much more than they were downstairs were wandering around, drinking and joking with a fit guy in a suit whom Stark pegged for the mobster who owned the strip club.

“Make it quick. Find your guys and we’ll send ’em out the back.”

Stark and Poe paced along the wall of monitors, pretending to hunt for their limo passengers. Stark stopped suddenly, signaled Poe, and pointed at a monitor. “Look at this, Ed. These our guys?”

“They all look the same,” said Poe.

“See the funnel?” Stark growled quietly.

“What’s it for?”

“That funnel is why winging it is for stick-up artists. That’s why they let us in here. That’s why girls are wandering in and out. Stuff you pour into the funnels goes straight down a pipe to the cellar.”

“Do you mean the room in the cellar is a vault?”

“You got it, Sherlock. So they don’t have to unlock the cellar room every time someone brings up a deposit, which they do regularly so there’s not a lot of cash on the floor to attract guys like you and me.”

“What do we do?” asked Poe.

“Stall until the next load of cash comes up here, and then grab it before they pour it.”

“But that will be only a tiny fraction of what’s in the vault.”

Stark stared. “You want a fraction or nothing?”

“Hey!” yelled the mobster. “Where are your guys?”

“Still looking, sir.”

“Look faster.”

The office door, which had been opening regularly, opened again, admitting two mostly naked women—a brunette who carried a canvas bank sack toward the funnel—and a beautiful bright-eyed blonde who walked straight up to Poe.

“Edgar?”

Poe, already paler than a bed sheet, turned white as snow.

The beautiful bright-eyed blonde looked confused. “Edgar? What are you doing in that uniform? You’re not a limo driver.”

“We were at a costume party,” Poe stammered, adding in a whisper through clenched teeth, “I didn’t realize you were working tonight.”

The owner crossed the office in a bound. “Costume party? What the hell are you talking about? Annie, you know this guy?”

“Sure,” said the beautiful bright-eyed blonde. “He’s one of my regulars.” She flashed Poe a dazzling smile. “My most generous regular. He’s promised to buy me a beach house right on the ocean. Listen, hon, when you’re done whatever you’re doing up here, I’ll be waiting for you in the Champagne Room.”

To Stark—who now understood why Poe’s Connecticut home was mortgaged to the hilt—the strip club owner said, “What are you pulling?”

“A Smith & Wesson,” said Stark, moving very close to the boss while shielding the short-barreled .38 from foolish attempts to grab it. “Edgar, grab that sack before she dumps it.”

Poe hurled himself toward the brunette as she threw the sack into the funnel. He caught it, and they ran out the door.

The head bouncer blocked the hall. He laughed. “I’ve been shot by a lot bigger guns that didn’t stop me.”

“It’s not only a gun,” said Stark. Before he had finished the sentence, the revolver and the bouncer’s head had collided. Stark grabbed Poe and jumped him over the bouncer’s body. He said, “Hang on to that sack,” and dragged Poe to the stairs.

“Not up,” cried Poe. “Down. Downstairs.”

“We’re going up.”

Somewhere behind them, someone fired a gun.

Women started screaming. More guns popped. Men yelled in terror.

Stark dragged Poe up the stairs, outdoors into a columned portico, out between two columns, and across the flat roof to the low parapet that rimmed the edge. The limo was parked where he had left it, thirty feet below.

“How do we get down?”

“Rope,” said Stark, uncoiling a heavy rope that was tied around a roof vent. He tossed it. The end fell within five feet of the sidewalk. “Where did that rope come from?”

“Plan. Prep. Rehearse.” Stark swung his legs over the parapet, grabbed the rope, lowered himself hand under hand to the sidewalk. “Throw me the money.”

Poe threw the money and slid down the rope. By the time he was darting across the sidewalk, blowing on his burned palms, Stark had the limo unlocked and the engine started. Poe jumped in beside him.

“Put on your seat belt,” said Stark, and he floored it, screeching into the late-night traffic, up Twelfth Avenue, and onto the Henry Hudson Highway, checking his mirrors repeatedly.

“All clear. Take us back to 1981.”

“I can’t from here.”

“Why not?”

“We have to go back from the same spot we entered.”

“Fifty-First and Twelfth Avenue?”

“Right across from the club.”

“I wish you’d told me that earlier.”

Stark checked his mirrors, for the tenth time, and turned off at the Seventy-Ninth Street. He circled under the highway, up the ramp, floored the big car back downtown. “We’ll have about three seconds at Fifty-First for you to get us the hell out of there.”

Poe’s answer was an unreassuring, “I’ll do my best.”

Stark hit the brakes. “Now!”

They piled out the doors. Stark’s estimate had been overly optimistic.

In one second, a club bouncer howled, “They’re back!”

In two seconds, numerous large men were running across Twelfth Avenue full tilt at Stark and Poe, yanking pistols from coats and trousers.

In three seconds, several stopped running to take careful aim.

Stark raised the hand not holding the money sack, with a hopeless feeling it wouldn’t change their minds. He heard Poe say, “Step back.”

They were in the stone alley and, just as suddenly, at the foot of the rickety ladder.

Up on the rock, a cool fresh breeze was blowing off the river and the sun was sinking low. A siren, faintly audible at first, grew loud. Poe gazed at the river. “That’s not an ambulance, Mr. Stark.”

“I didn’t think it was.” He started to stand up.

Poe said, “There’s a jeep patrol in the park. I wouldn’t run for it unless I were very young and athletic.”

“I thought you said they couldn’t follow us back.”

“Those aren’t bouncers, they’re cops. And they didn’t follow us from 2005. They followed you from this morning on the East Side.”

Stark’s face assumed the flat hard lines of a man unamused as he scrutinized the rock for fields of fire. Three or four police cars converged on the Eighty-Fourth Street entrance, and Jeep with riflemen roared up the bank from the promenade.

“Okay, get us out of here. Back, forward, I don’t care. Just away. Now.”

“I’m sorry,” said Poe. “I shot my wad getting us back from 2005. Being shot at didn’t make it easier, you know. I can’t budge us until I’ve drunk some wine and slept a full a day and night.”