Margarita Wednesdays: Making a New Life by the Mexican Sea (15 page)

Coffee with Bodie became a morning ritual. I think we could have solved most of the world’s problems over all that coffee. As the others toiled away on his roof—his one-eyed plumber, his tattooed fresh-out-of-prison gangbanger from Los Angeles, his paper boy/electrician who would show up covered with sweat after his morning deliveries, and my sweet waiter Sergio, who apparently moonlit by day as Bo-die’s translator and carpenter—Bodie would entertain me with tales of Mazatlán. Spanish conquistadors and pirates, galleons teeming with gold, and silver, starry-eyed prospectors flocking across the land on their way to promised riches during the 1849 gold rush, revolutionaries who escaped through the limestone tunnels snaking out from Devil’s Cave, practically right around the corner from Carnaval Street. I learned about the Chinese workers who came down through California and started families with local women. Later, reacting to a Depression-era backlash, a whole slew of them abandoned their homes and businesses and returned to China. Then World War II broke out, and the Mexican government sent ships to rescue the Mexican women and their children, leaving the men behind. Today you can see a trace of what’s left of their Chinese husbands in a trail of offspring who provide Mazatlán with much of its legal and medical expertise. You’ve got to love a doctor named Pablo Wong or an insurance agent named Juan Chong. That, and the food. Like my favorites—the side-by-side Mandarin restaurants, Jade and
Original
Jade, owned by two ancient feuding sisters who split their deceased father’s establishment right down the middle, and who to this day refuse to give in to each other.

The French, the British, the Germans—it seems as though everyone wanted a piece of Mazatlán at one time or another. I finally understood the eclectic architecture in Centro, as well as the startling green eyes on some of those kids I’d seen along the Malecón. It had never occurred to me that it was the Germans who had started the famous Pacífico brewery in town, or that they were the ones to blame for all that earsplitting
banda
music everywhere you turn.

With Bodie’s encouragement, I began to drop in at Macaws, which I would do when I knew he’d likely be around. But no matter who was there, I would always be invited to join in. Being among this lively group, with their never-ending conversation and bottomless pit of stories, made the afternoons feel like one giant slumber party, without the pillow fights. As the summer rainstorms would come barreling through we’d pull our chairs in tighter, stranded happily together in the haven that was Macaws. The streets around us would become rushing rivers in an instant. Now I understood why all the curbs were so high that a girl in a tight skirt never stood a chance. Sometimes, along with the flash floods, a horrible, reeking stew of sewage would bubble up from below. It was disgusting. There was shit in the street!

And then, one Saturday morning, there was shit in my closet.

From the day I started to have work done on the house, the question of putting in my own sewer came up constantly. I didn’t get it. I had no idea how it all worked, but everything seemed to work just fine, and besides, putting in a new sewer would mean ripping up my beautiful old tile floors, and that was going to happen over my dead body. I should have taken the signs I saw in every public restroom in Centro, that outline of a toilet paper roll with a big X through it, as a warning. That, and the fly-covered buckets that people actually used instead as the alternative for waste disposal. But no, I thought I just must be one of the lucky ones. Until one morning when I flushed and heard the gurgling coming from my shower.

That can’t be good, I thought, reaching for the plunger. Job done, I put a load of laundry in the washer and settled in on the couch with a book. Thirty pages later, I was interrupted by a strange odor creeping into the living room. That really can’t be good, I thought, reluctantly getting up to investigate. To my horror, back in the bathroom a cloudy brown sludge was flowing over the shower lip and spreading across the floor. Shit everywhere. I frantically dialed Bodie’s number, and within fifteen minutes he was at my door with Sergio, plungers and Drano in hand. We poured bottles and bottles of Drano down the toilet
and into the shower drain. By now the shit was coming out of every orifice in my house, and the odor was seeping out through the gate into the street. So we ran to Josi’s for more plungers, thinking that if we could block off the air, we might be able to literally force this crap out. The three of us plunged and plunged and plunged until our fingers blistered and our arms ached. After more than an hour, when we finally seemed to have everything but the odor under control, I thanked the guys and off they went, smelling like shit. Exhausted, I headed to the bedroom to flop down on the bed. But no. Because there, seeping out from under the tiles in my closet and into the room, was more shit.

I again called Bodie, who quickly found Sergio, who called the one-eyed plumber, who needed to confer with the original contractor who had helped fix up the house, who called sewer truck guys to blow the lines out, who warned me (via sign language) that blowing the lines out could result in shit all over my walls. Not an option. Now what?

By now the entire neighborhood had gathered around, curious to watch as the gringa got the shit sucked out of her house, only to be disappointed to hear, along with me, that the sewer line, which was tied into the one next door, had somehow, by someone, been completely cemented up. Closed. No access. No outlet. Nowhere for the shit to go. The solution? Drill a hole through the bathroom wall that I apparently shared with my neighbor.

Off we went, Bodie, Sergio, the one-eyed plumber, the contractor, the sewer truck guys, and me, to knock on my neighbor’s door. Or rather, as they do here, yell through his gate.

“Hello! Anybody home?” My voice bounced right through the spotless living room and back out into the street. “Hello?” We waited. And waited. Finally, a very, very old man in a sleeveless white undershirt and pants jacked up to his armpits shuffled toward us, his little white poodle scampering behind. “Debbie. Your neighbor,” I said, extending one arm and pointing toward my house with the other.

He held up one finger and shuffled away.

“El viejo. Adónde va?” The one-eyed plumber was getting restless, and wanted to know where the old guy was going.

“Hello?” I tried again.

Back he came, all buttoned up now in a crisp white shirt. “Pepe,” he said, opening the gate and taking my hand with a little bow. “Bienvenido.” He invited us in with a sweep of the arm.

The plumber and contractor began to explain the problem. Pepe just smiled and nodded his head, then reached down to retrieve a glass dish off a side table. “Dulces?” One by one, my entourage followed my lead in accepting his offer, obediently popping the sickly sweet candies into our mouths, while images of a tsunami of shit rushing down Carnaval Street played in my mind.

Suddenly a huge grin spread across Pepe’s face. A woman had arrived at the gate, apparently the owner of the house, who had been alerted to the commotion by Josi the storekeeper, and who, after first denying that she had done anything to the wall in the bathroom, agreed to the hole in the wall, only after our promise to her that we’d leave her bathroom in better shape than we found it, much better shape. Pepe walked us to the door to see us out, pressing a little wrapped cookie into each of our hands as we shook good-bye.

With the problem solved, at least for now, Bodie offered to help with the cleanup. Let’s just say it wasn’t pretty, but we did manage to bundle up every stinking rag and towel, along with the sweaters and jeans and blankets I had neatly folded and stored on the closet floor, and handed them to the laundryman Bodie had phoned, the one who promised to have everything back within a day, but didn’t, because somewhere in between, the laundryman got shot.

“Welcome to Mexico,” said the gang upon my next visit to Macaws. The violence had now arrived at our front door. Some in Centro had even heard the shots that rang out from the passing red motorcycle, killing the laundryman for who knew what reason, and now any red motorcycle cruising the streets became a source of high anxiety for all of us.

But of course, life went on. And indeed, I felt as though a phase of my initiation period had passed. Little by little, I was starting to belong.

When Bodie wasn’t around, sometimes I’d sit and have coffee with Sharon and Glen, who owned Macaws and Casa de Leyendas, the restored colonial mansion turned B&B that housed it. Glen impressed me as the laid-back drummer type he told me he had been before getting sucked too deep into the corporate world. Mazatlán had given him back his sense of humor, and had made him open to anyone and anything. Sharon, on the other hand, seemed a little more aloof. But there was a certain vulnerability about her that I thought I recognized.

One afternoon I noticed a gorgeous photo of a sexy blonde inside the B&B’s spacious foyer and seized the opportunity for an icebreaker. “That’s a great shot of you, Sharon. How old were you there?”

Sharon rolled her eyes. “That’s not me. That’s my mother.”

“Wow. She was beautiful!”

“She died last year.”

“Oh, I’m so sorry.”

Sharon shrugged her shoulders.

“But really, I mean it. So gorgeous.”

“She would have been thrilled to hear that. She lived to be admired for her beauty.”

“Was she a model?”

Sharon snorted a little. “Not exactly.”

“Well, she sure looks like one.”

“Actually, Debbie, she was a Playboy Bunny.”

“Right. And my mom was Cleopatra.” There was no way a woman like Sharon, so natural and unaffected, with her hair swept back in a simple ponytail, lips shining with a pale gloss, and a baggy dress that hid what others would have flaunted with pride, could have been brought up by a Playboy Bunny.

“Seriously, Deb. She worked in the club in St. Louis. Serving drinks.”

“Hmm,” I answered in a lame attempt to sound matter-of-fact. “So she was a cocktail waitress.”

“Yeah,” Sharon said with a laugh. “A cocktail waitress with two ears and a tail.”

“It’s a living.”

“I guess. She never did hold down a normal job. Bartending, masseuse, those were more her type of thing. She’d do anything to not be dependent on a man.” Sharon went into the kitchen and returned with a bottle and two glasses. I checked my watch. Sharon poured. “It’s okay, Deb. Late enough. Here’s to my mom.”

“To your mom. May she rest in peace.” We clinked glasses and dragged a couple of chairs into the shade next to the pool.

“I’m not so sure resting is what she’s doing, if she has anything to say about it.” Sharon kicked off her flip-flops. “We lived like Gypsies, moving all the time. One day, she packed up the car with my two little brothers and me and took off for California. I have no idea what she thought she’d find, but the four of us ended up living in a Hollywood dump with a prostitute as a roommate. Wild, huh?”

“She sounds like a piece of work.”

“Yeah, she was pretty unorthodox, as far as moms go.”

“Not that there’s anything wrong with that, right?” I wondered what Sharon would have thought of my parenting style.

“To a point.” Sharon sipped her wine. “Seriously. Once she told me she slept with some of the Rat Pack back in the day. What kind of a mother brags about that?”

“Seriously,” I echoed, not really sure how to react.

“And here’s one for you. Once she claimed to have been abducted by aliens.”

I tried hard not to laugh, though Sharon herself was smiling.

“Really.”

“Yeah, really.”

“Well? At least you got her looks.”

Sharon laughed. “There is that. But she was relentless with me, always trying to groom me to be a model, just like she always wanted to be. I know I was a huge disappointment to her. But that was her dream, not mine. I’m definitely not the model type.”

Wow. The daughter of a Bunny, I thought, looking at Sharon with newfound awe. In a way, though our mothers were polar opposites, I felt like I could relate to Sharon’s story. I could still picture the look on my graceful, delicate mother’s face when the Sears saleslady would direct her and her big, bulky, bellowing daughter to the Chubby department. “Yeah.” I sighed. “I was always envious of my mom’s looks, wished I was as beautiful as she was.”

Sharon laughed. “I wasn’t envious, Deb! I was embarrassed. I never thought she was that pretty. I never thought
I
was pretty. Everyone used to say that I looked just like her. I hated that. I always claimed to have my dad’s eyes, and his eyebrows, too.”

From my perspective, Sharon must have been one tough little girl. Me? My reaction to the all-too-obvious differences between my mother and myself was my absolute certainty that I was adopted. All that bragging she did about never showing when she was pregnant? Obviously a cover for the mysterious lack of pregnancy photos. Year after year, I’d use my birthday as an opportunity to invite my mom and dad to come clean about my parentage. I knew it was just a matter of time before they’d agree I was old enough to handle the truth. It wasn’t until I was fourteen, and suddenly began to see a little bit of my mom’s face in the mirror, that I gave up on that idea. I envied Sharon’s candor. I was liking this woman who could talk so freely about such a drama-laden life, one who could come through all that mess to end up creating the unbelievably warm, welcoming environment she had built at Casa de Leyendas. The B&B was stunning, perfectly decorated and accessorized down to the last detail. How did Sharon become Martha Stewart growing up with Anna Nicole Smith? I felt honored that she had shared this part of her past with me, that she had opened the door just a little bit wider to welcome me into the group, and into
her life. I was getting a sense already that Sharon and I were destined to become good friends.

T
HE NIGHT
I
GOT THE
call from Barb was when I knew I was really starting to belong. It was ninety-four degrees outside, and not much cooler inside. When my cell rang I barely had the energy to answer.