Authors: Stephen Romano
Still, his masters are not pleased.
They sit him in a room and sew him up and tell him this is not acceptable.
You must be able to act in ANY situation, boy.
Or you are dead.
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or another two years, they feed him drugs.
As they run him harder than ever.
The tests become more brutal, as the dope becomes more intense.
They acclimate him to the acid and the marijuana fast enoughâbut the various downers and amphetamines are a real problem at first. He almost loses his life three more times on the refrigerated target ranges. A bullet misses his head by just three inches and the drill sergeant in charge calls the game before the angry dogs can finish him off. It's the firstâand onlyâtime his life will ever be saved by one of those loud, arrogant pricks.
But soon . . .
Sooner than they could have hoped . . .
It all becomes a part of him.
Like all the other lessons.
And they
teach him
about dope tooâput large books in front of him and show him movies and pound the truth of it all into his head. Not just the street names and scientific names and the effects produced, but where these mind-altering substances are manufactured, how it's all moved legally and illegally. He learns about the cartels and the mid-level dealers, the stoners on campus just starting out in life and the junkies on street corners, waiting to die. They tell him he must know everything there is to know about this shit.
It's essential.
Twenty-five months after he almost hallucinated his own mind out as a newbie, he walks that same concrete maze, naked, armed with only with fifteen shots, and scores every agent they send after him with optimal head shotsâwhile on six hits of LSD.
It's even easier on downers.
He just lets the rush slide through him, using it like some weird superpower that engages all his kill senses. In fact, he even
needs it
now.
He's addicted.
An expert, educated junkie with deadly hands.
But they say that's okay.
In fact, it's perfect.
They smile and keep on testing him, over and over.
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e turns twenty-five and becomes a seasoned killer.
Baptized in blood, reborn through fire, and high on dope.
They send him as a graduate trainee on three assignments, which is when he sees the real world for the first time, firsthand, not just on TV or in books, or the many secret bases in which he's learned his trade. He dispatches his prey with expert, programmed efficiency. The assignments are back-to-back-to-back. He snorts a headful of pure rock cocaine before he blows away a mid-level drug dealer in New Yorkâdoes it cold, right from the front seat of a cab, point blank,
BANG
. Then he gets on and off an airplane and strangles an undercover police officer working as a call girl in Philly. He's just on some low-grade speed when he does that. And that's good because he has to use his hands this time, has to get dirty in an even dirtier back room off an oyster bar, but the speed powers him through and it doesn't bother him, not even a little bit. He smokes a joint at the hotel and goes to sleep, dreaming about nothing. Then he gets on another airplane. Pops a handful of Xanax. And pops a former gangster cooling his heels on a beach in Maui, a guy who thought he was protected by the feds, and had no idea that a boy hardly out of his teens, made invincible by a near-lethal dose of hospital-grade downers, would walk right up to him and detonate his head by the seaside.
Our boy stands in the blood of his target and looks at the sun with his pistol at his side, letting brains and sand cascade between his toes, the good rush of the dope washing over him, watching the face of Father Time ooze slowly over the horizon. He realizes in this moment that the world is so big and that it's so easy to control everything in it. So easy to protect those who do not know as he does.
Who do not feel as he feels.
That's what we do
, he thinks, as he watches the sunset.
We are the masters of it all. In our own way, we are God.
He really believes that.
He goes back to base, and they tell him he is ready for his real assignmentâthe thing he's been trained for all his life. It's the honor of honors to come up this fast, they tell him, even though it will take four more years to prepare for it. He goes into his new life without passion, without pity, without fear.
Without love.
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hey put a series of files in front of him and give him a new identity. They tell him all about Austin.
Mark Jones
is going to be his name from now on.
He never had a name before.
Only a birthday.
For more than twenty years, he's answered only to
November 12.
Can't even remember what they called him before that.
Because the first few years never counted, did they?
But now he will be Mark, and his last name will be so common that anybody could have it. A Google search will pay out millions of random hits. No one will give two thoughts about it in a town like Austin. He will be a movie and comic-book nerd. He will smoke weed daily. He will do drugs and worship pop music from a million eclectic arteries of style and taste. He will blend right into the background of a culture that will never know his true face. He is force-fed what he has not already learned about and becomes more than an expert. He becomes a living, breathing artifact of his generation. At first, it's a difficult task to assimilate everythingâa reeducation and a culture shock more terrifying and awesome than a billion books by Hawthorne or a thousand backbreaking exercises in human endurance. Hours and hours of TV and movies. Reams and reams of lowbrow literature from the trenches of those who never had any respect for history and some who did. The exploitation films of Al Adamson and Fred Williamson and Roger Corman are semi-ignorant tripe made by men with weird personal agendas and commercial priorities, but he is trained to sense the gallows humor and escapist abandon in these worksâand he grows to love them as comedic statements about life on the street and business as usual in Hollywood. It becomes hilarious and liberating to him. The weed helps some.
And it's not all lowbrowâsome of it is amazing art. Our boy must read Harlan Ellison and Philip K. Dick and Kurt Vonnegut Jr.âthe pioneers who stood at the break of the new age in science and entertainment. Our boy senses the teachings of classical writers embedded within the graphic stories of Alan Moore and Frank Millerâthe guys who've changed the face of comic books forever with bold, serious approaches and wild, hyperrealistic characters. They are the heroes of Twain and Hawthorne and Poe, reborn as superheroes with erectile dysfunction. The works of Steven Spielberg and John Hughes come in on fast-forward. Our boy must be able to quote chapter and verse from
Ghostbusters
and
The Breakfast Club
. He must know every line of dialogue spoken in George A. Romero's
Dead
trilogy, and his non-horror films too, like
Jack's Wife
,
There's Always Vanilla
, and
Knightriders
. When Ed Harris screams in mad heroic frustration that he's
fighting the dragon
, our boy must recognize it as a great and lasting statement about the true alienation and aloneness of man's great quest, like the noble futility of King Arthur chasing after the Holy Grail.
There is no Dana, only Zuul.
Our boy is soon filled with every speck of secret knowledge these movies and books and comics can offer.
His hyper-activated, drug-addled mind soaks it all up like a sponge.
And as the months of his orientation roll into years, he disguises the muscle in his stomach, lets his face fill up again with the baby fat he had years ago, allows himself to evolve into the part he will play. He keeps his physical skills sharp and his forearms tightâthe bosses tell him he will still need his fighting abilities one dayâbut he chops his hair short and gets a ring in one ear and his gut gets bigger as he parks himself in front of a television set five hours a day, absorbing tape after tape, show after show, culture after culture. He learns how Archie Bunker gave way to the Fonz, who gave way to Sam Malone, who gave way to Jerry Seinfeldâwhile Richard Pryor and Lenny Bruce and George Carlin and Bill Hicks and Sam Kinison changed the way people thought about things without even knowing it. New wave and glam metal and grunge rock comes and goes and comes again. Our boy knows all the lyrics to “Welcome to the Jungle” and “Smells Like Teen Spirit” by heartâand not many nerds can say that, even the hardcore guys.
And, finally . . .
Finally
. . .
Years later . . .
He is ready.
He knows everything he needs to know.
He possesses every skill they need.
He knows who he will be and where he is going.
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ustin is the capital of Texas and a nexus point of pop culture and radical thinking almost entirely polarized against the conservative mind-set of its sister citiesâHouston and Dallas being among the few exceptions. The rest of Texas is backwater insanity built on the bones of slaughtered Native Americans and settlersâthe biggest tract of square desert footage in America, brimming with oil riches and lost in its own denial. It should be part of Mexico, but our forefathers saw differently to that. A lot of people think that it was the 1960s when all the freethinkers and radicals started to mutate the face and the heart of Austin. Truth is, the roots of all that go back much deeper, to the days when Texas gained its independence in 1836 and Congress eventually recognized the Constitution of the Republic almost ten years laterâwhen people began to realize there was something more to life than surviving in it. Free-trade agreements and higher-learning institutions, all sponsored by Uncle Sam.
And then there were the deals that went on under all that, behind closed doors. Youth, controlling society. And now, a hundred and fifty years later, it's almost exactly as it was thenâthe city of Austin, filled with counterculture and college kids.
And, oh, the drugs are
everywhere
.
It's one of the biggest illicit substance hot spots in the good old You-Ess-of-Ay, and has been since the start.
Not many people know that secret, or care to look very deep into things that should be painfully obvious. And that's where our boy is going now. Not after anybody in particular, just
going
there.
Because that's what we do.
We're just
there
.
We become part of the scene.
We blend in and we wait to be activated.
This is the life you've waited for, he's told, the reason your body and mind were trained so ruthlessly. You came from the worst places on earth to be this person, to be in this place. Your profile will fit the scene. You will be a small-time pot dealer in a town
filled
with small-time pot dealers. Nobody will ever know who or what you really are. There might not even come a day when you're called uponâit may be years, it may be neverâbut you will be our
eyes
in that place, where nobody imagines they are being watched or wonders why they're cursed to live as phantoms, never achieving the kind of greatness they desire. Where drug dealers and potheads and acid freaks and closet murderers bide their time, waiting for the big score.
We watch them all.
We wait for the moment.
We are METRO.
When our boy hears that acronym for the first time, he has already killed six people with his bare hands. The three from his US tour, on top of the three during basic training. One was an accident though. His refurbished hand crushed the poor guy's larynx when he was disabling him during an escape from a maximum-security lockup drill. Our boy doesn't fear for his own soul. He doesn't think it's a sin. There is no Dana, only Zuul.
He never even wondered, up until the day they gave him his first assignment, why his family was a series of brutal martial-arts instructors and a mom and dad who left as soon as he grew to love them. So when he hears the acronym and they tell him that's the name of the organization he works for, he doesn't wonder what it means, but he suddenly understands what his purpose in life has always beenâwhy all those men and women sweated and died for him. He is part of something bigger, and his is the most important part. It fills him with pride, with accomplishmentâand it gives him a reason to exist. He doesn't wonder what the acronym means because he doesn't know it's an acronym at first.
That's the whole idea, they finally tell him.
It's subterfuge.
Everyone who hears the acronym thinks it's an urban thing, transportation, cops, whatever. It's like a magic trick, sleight of hand. Everything is a distraction. Everything we do, everything we say. Even our name.
It stands for Multi-Endemic Tactical Reaction Operation.
Our people are everywhere.
We blend right in.
Live with it.
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t first, it all goes like clockwork.
He gets a job at a Cajun restaurant on Congress, finds a house, rents it out with two sublettors taking up the slacker slack, and the years roll by. Roomies come and go, all interchangeable faces on a tape loop. He glides through the first half of his thirties. He writes stories, washes dishes, gets high, sells weed. And he kills people every now and then when nobody is looking. Three jobs come in plastic envelopes, FedExed right to his front door. First it's a woman in Travis Heights who turns out to be running a dope ring and high-dollar hookers too. Then a sixteen-year-old kid dealing smack from his mother's basement. And a film critic for the
Austin Chronicle
with heavy connects inside the local mafia sceneâhe has to be quietly disappeared without a trace because of his semipublic image. It makes news for three months, then quiets down when nobody ever finds the body. Becomes an urban legend, really.